CHUCKENDRAN NORRISAMY

• The truth is Chuck Norris's real name is Chuckendran Norrisamy and he lives in Chatsworth in
the "sixes".
• • Chuck Norris was born on Diwali day and never stole a thing.
• Chuck Norris invented the 'bunnie chow'.
• Chuck Norris not only knows Highway Sheila, but also dated all seven sisters at the same
time!
• Chuck Norris is the reason we pour for the dead
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need to ask "you know me?" in a speech cos everybody knows chuck
Norris
• Chuck Norris owns a small farm, he calls it Verulam
• Chuck Norris votes for the Raj (and has been doing so for many years).
• Chuck Norris schooled at Sastri College and went to ML Sultan
• They say the reason they call it Rajput Hall is because Raj put the hall there. Wrong, it was
Norris who actually Chucked it there.
• Chuck Norris's mother is fowl aunty.
• Chuck Norris can make five quarter loaf bunnies out of one loaf of bread.
• Chuck Norris once ate a bowl of jamaal ... it made him fart ... once.
• Chuck Norris once round-house kicked Durban so hard, it split into Chatsworth and Phoenix.
• Chuck Norris gave the charous the Haccent.
• Chuck Norris was the first ou to pour a dop in Lugs.
• Chuck Norris can eat dhall and rice with a fork.
• Chuck Norris invented the game Thunee.
• Chuck Norris can eat titha mutton curry, and still drink hot tea after.
• Chuck does the 9 Saturday bad luck prayers in 6 weeks.
• Chuck doesnt carry kavady, kavady carries Chuck!
• Chuck Norris invented masala.
• Chuck Norris’s nose does not run after eating crab curry
Chuck Norris laughed at the ending of Kal Ho Naa Ho

• Chuck Norris invented AMLA HOIL.

• Chuck Norris was the one that filmed "Narandas and the MEC ... in the Elangeni or
somewhere."

• Chuck Norris wrote Ramesh Hassan's hit Nah ne poiter vareh

• Chuck Norris can still see after you rub chilli powder in his eyes.
• Chuck Norris can do fire walking with his HANDS.
• Chuck Norris once sang " he ganga Maya " while he single handedly squashed two tomatoes,
Hence Chutney music.
• Chuck Norris taught the roti ous to make roti, and the porridge ous to make porridge.
• Chuck Norris taught the slum ous to go 50% off.
• A samoosa was square in shape before Chuck Norris round-house kicked the $h!t out of it.
• Chuck Norris doesn't fast on Mondays or Tuesday ...