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JOKES 1.

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. 2. A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar

RIDDLES

Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building? Bcoz he was too big for the elevator 2. What do sea monsters eat? Fish and Ships 3. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel 4. What building has the most stories? A library 5. What is in the middle of Paris? The letter R 6. What do moths study in school? Mothematics 7. Why don't African animals play games? There are too many cheetahs(cheaters) 8. What do you call a song about a car? A car tune (cartoon) 9. What is the largest ant in the world? Antarctica 10. What is the largest living ant in the world? An elephant
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