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    RUSH TO THE POLLS!

    YOUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Don’t ask questions.
    ?
    Vote for Rico

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Don’t ask questions.
    Vote for Rico
    ?
    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT
    ?
    Don’t ask questions.
    Vote for Rico

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Pyramid Head
    (ask somebody)

    Vote for Rico

    OR
    ELSE
    he won’t get elected.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    I’VE GOT TO VOTE FOR RICO!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Ray Charles says,

    I may be dead…

    BUT I’M STILL


    VOTING FOR RICO!
    If Ray Charles can do it from

    BEYOND THE GRAVE

    Surely you can too!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Rosie the Riveter says:

    Vote for Rico

    OR I’LL

    MESS
    YO U
    UP!
    She’s a strong woman.
    Don’t make her mad!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    ‘Nuff Said
    Vote for Rico

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    ROFL!
    He was just about
    to vote.
    Did you get him?

    DON’T LET THE JAWAS WIN!


    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT
    I hate you.

    I’m still voting for Rico.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Vote for Rico
    you must!

    YOU HEARD YODA!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Vote for Rico or suffer the same fate as this broccoli!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Uncle Sam wants

    YOU
    to vote for Rico.

    (Clichéd but effective)

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Says Yoda,

    Vote for Rico you must!

    If not, sorry you will be!

    Bad, my sentence structure is…

    Why I speak like this I don’t know…

    That I wouldn’t speak like this I wish…

    Sad this makes Yoda…

    *cries Yoda does*

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Scientology Yep.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Who is Rico Moorer?

    THE CANDIDATE YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR OF COURSE!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    !

    If we don’t get out of here


    we can’t vote for Rico!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Vote for
    Ricooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Game.dat

    Who is Mike Jones?


    WHO CARES!?
    Rico Moorer is the only candidate you need to worry about.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    IDE AS
    Congratulations on reading between the lines! Rico has a lot of very cool ideas that he would like to follow through with but that can only happen if you vote for him. Furthermore, the ideas Rico has will also cost money. But, if everyone is willing to do their part these events can be easily funded. So vote for Rico. You won’t regret it.

    Rico has them.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    VOTE F OR R ICO!
    He REALLY wants to be president.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives.
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    Each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kittens.
    Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives,
    How many were going to St. Ives?

    RIC O K NO WS!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    VOTE F OR R ICO!
    His creative juices are running low.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    VO TE
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-

    FOR
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-

    RICO
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-

    DO I T!
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    -Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-Rico-Vote for Rico-Vote for Rico-
    OOGGITY
    BOOGGITY
    BOO!

    AC K!
    QUICK!
    GO VOTE FOR RICO!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    I don’t like Spam!

    Neither does Rico!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Groovy crew led to route infiltration!

    WHEN YOU REARRANGE IT


    IT SAYS…

    Vote for Rico and you will not regret it!

    ISN’T T HA T CRAZY!?
    HE CK YE AH IT I S!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    DAV ID
    BLA INE
    SUCKS
    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT
    VOTE R ICO
    Because he lacks the means to fix an election
    (Not that he would, because he’s an honest guy, I’m just saying…)

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    VOTE F OR R ICO!
    He’s good at this stuff.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    VOTE F OR R ICO!
    Remember when he did that announcement that one time that morning
    that was about the Talent boil with the music and he talked really fast?

    You remember that?

    Yeah, that was funny.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Vote for Rico!

    He
    Eats
    Likes
    Babies

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    VOTE F OR R ICO!
    (Insert Joke Here)

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Rico hates it too.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    VOTE F OR R ICO!
    You know you want to.

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    Harmless puppet?

    I
    THIN K
    NOT!
    DESTROY THE PUPPET!

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT


    VOTE F OR R ICO!
    “The ballot is stronger than the bullet.”
    -Abraham Lincoln

    “…so is Superman.”
    -Rico Moorer

    VOTE RICO MOORER FOR SGA PRESIDENT

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