Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Pucha

Bhakt: Baba Ladkiya Hamesha Phoolon Wali Panty Hi Kyu Pahnti

Hai?
Baba Saxidas: Bacha Simple, Taki chooot Se Badbu Na Aaye

Santa Ki Shadi Hui Par Suhagrat Mein Kya Krna Hote Hai Ye Usko
Pata Nahi Thha.
Vo Apne Daddy Ke Pass Jaata Aur Puchta Hai Ki Kya Karu
Daddy: Rat Ko Mujhe Phone Kriyo Aur Jaise Main Kahoon Vaise Hi
Kriyo.
Raat Ke 1.30 Baje Daddy Ko Phone Ata Hai.
Santa: Daddy Batao Kya Karna Hai?
Daddy: Dulhan Ke Aur Apne Kapde Utar.
Santa: Fir?
Daddy: Dulhan Ki Taango K Beech Me Ched (Hole) Dikh Raha Hoga
Tujhe?
Santa: Hanji Daddy Dikh Raha Hai
Daddy: Ab Jo Mere Paas Bhi Hai Aur Tere Paas Bhi Hai Vo Us Ched
Mein Daal De
Santa Ne Apna Mobile Hi Patni Ki chooot Mein Daal Diya

Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya, Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh
Kiya Gaya
Inspector: Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?
Santa: Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi
Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, Ek Baar De De Baba

Baba Saxidas Bhakto Ko Gayan De Rahe Thhe Bole

Bachho Bra Aur Baniyan Mein Kya Antar Hota Hai Ye Aaj Main
Batane Jaa Raha Hun
Baniyan Mein Kapda Jayada Hota Hai Aur Weight Kam, Aur Bra
Mein Kapda Kam Aur Weight Jayada Hota Hai

TV Pe Ek Cooking Show Chal Raha Tha. Usmein Ek Lady Cook Host

Thhi
Lady Cook: Bahno Aaj Main Aapko Salad Banana Sikhaungi
Sabse Pahle Ek Moti Mooli Le
Agar Maja Aa Raha Hai To Leti Rahe
Salad Banana Hum Fir Kabhi Sikh Lenge

Baba Saxidas Se Kisi Ne Pucha Ki Why Women Are More Hot Than
Men?
Baba Saxidas Ne Technically Samjhaya: Because Men Have 2
Zero Watt Bulbs & One 40 Watt Tube, Where As Women Have Two
500 Watt Bulbs & One 3000 Watts Oven.
Maa Baap Apne 6 Saal Ke Bete Se: Beta So Ja Nahi To Bhoot Aa
Jayega
Beta: Aap Logo Ko To Bas Chudayi Ka Bahana Chahiye, Bhoot Ne
Yaha Aake Kya Maa Chudvani Hai
Ek Tharki Aadmi Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Baba Ji, Main
Bahut Tharki Hun, Mujhe Nangi Ladkiya Dekhne Ka Bada Shonk Hai,
Koi Esa Upay Batao Ki Main Ye Kam Marne Ke Bad Bhi Kar Saku
Baba Saxidas Bole: Bacha Ye Kaam To Bada Hi Asan Hai, Jake Apni
Aankhein Donate Kar Do.

Santa Ko Ek Din Hichki Aayi Aur Sath Mein Uska Lund Bhi Khada Ho
Gaya
Santa: Arrey Wah Lagta Hai Balbir Bhai Ke Saath Babhi Bhi Yaad
Kar Rahi Hai
Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Ek Sher Arz Hai
Meri gaaand Par Main Fida,
Teri gaaand Par Tu Fida,
Meri gaaand Par Main Fida,
Teri gaaand Par Tu Fida.
Aur Jis Din Teri Gand Par Main Fida,
Us Din Beta Samajh Le Tu Chuda
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Hindi Adult Non-Veg sexy Jokes Part-1

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1.man 2 wife : business is going down,if u learn to cook we can remove bavarchi.
wife : asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, gardner & watchman!!!!!!!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------2.
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex . luv is respect & trust,
accepting a person with open legs..closed eyes..wet lips..saying "push it more"-2

-------------------------------------------------------------------------3.
The brains of madras, beauty of bengal, wealth of gujrat & strength of punjab.
translation: madras di buddi, bangal di fuddi, gujrat da dhan te punjab da lun.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------4.
Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kunware hum bhi nahin!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------5.
Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole:
8 rupay ke 12 kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------6.
Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss gali se guzro,
aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN"-2.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------7
A good friend is like a good bra. hard to find, very comfortable, supportive,
holds u up when r down & always close to the heart. good day, dear bra...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------8.
Have sex daily, jab bhi milay woh akeli, woh nahin to uski saheli,
saheli nahin to apni hatheli but have sex daily!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------9.
Palat ke dekh zalim,tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,husn tum rakhti ho
to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hain..
gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambaai hum bhi rakhte hain!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------10.
why r women considered stronger than men ?
ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest where as men carry
just 2 stones with the help of crane!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------11.
Bhapaji bargained a woman in his shop "chunni wichon te kujh nahi labda,
kameez wichon do labh jaande ne, te salwaar wich te pallayon paana penda hai"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------12.
A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease his wife's pussy.
Wife asks "you want sex?".
"No,just to wet my finger to turn the page!"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------13.
lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy "
Doctor "laydown , I will take it out"
Lady "NO!, pls. change its battery".

-------------------------------------------------------------------------14.
Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo, train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.
abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho, baad mein gaand se haath dho baithogay!!!!!!!!!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------15.
A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a
sardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "

sardar ji replied,"o, kamliye sand wich kyon? room wich kyon nahi?"

----------------------------------------------------------------------16.
lady :" doctor, i feel very weak."
Dr: " how many times do u have sex?"
lady: " 5 times, mon- fri."
Dr: " cut down wed."
lady:" but thats the only day i m with my husband! "

-------------------------------------------------------------------------17.
A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this, she goes out off her hospital bed &
slapped her husband & shouted, " I told you not to go doggy style ".

-------------------------------------------------------------------------18.
A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman. after two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------19.
A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing .
He was happy with the hole &
She was happy with the thing!

--------------------------------------------------------------------20.
A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"

21.
A Girl turns to her boyfriend in a crowded movie &
says,"honey,the guy beside me is masturbating !"
He says,"Ignore him".
She says,"I can't !, he is using my hand".
-------------------------------------------------------------------------22.
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing tabla on his butts.
Man:"what r u doing?"
Girl:"playing tabla."
He turns other side & said,"can u play the flute?"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------23.
LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up, stms down. stms hard, stms soft.
stms big, stms small. stms in, stms out. so ,enjoy PENIS..oops,I mean LIFE.
---------------------------------------------------------------------24.
What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------25.
If u have 2 balls between ur legs ,then u r a man, but if u have 4 balls between ur legs ,
don't think u r a superman, there's someone fucking u.
-------------------------------------------------------------------26.
uth bandaya sutaya, farr chaah di baati sari raat suta, teri bund na paati.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------27.
Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai ?
Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai !!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------28.
Girl: "mummy, fauji aa reha hai."

Mummy: " andar ho ja, inha di nazar kharaab hundi hai."

Girl:" ma, fauji sardaar hai."
Mummy:"phir te Majh noo wee andar kar lay."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------29.
A SAD STORY:
A boy was so jealous of his new born brother, that he put poison on his mother's
nipple when she was asleep & the next day their DRIVER died.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------30.
Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry, sweetheart ! we'll try to do it slowly.
Push it in .Aah! I can't. It's painful. Ok,sweetheart,
Let's get another.............................................WEDDING RING
------------------------------------------------------------------------31.
TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"
STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.
TEACHER: "Kyon?"
STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do to mooh main
loongi."-------------------------------------------------------------------------32.
Wife:"Dr. mere pati ke lun pe madhumukhi ne kata hai"
Dr.:"oh!, soojh gaya . Dard bhi hai kaya?"
Wife:" Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki dava do, soojan rahne do. !
-------------------------------------------------------------------------33.
Once a saint went to a prostitute and after completing the
activity while he was leaving, the prostitute asked BABA PAISAY.
He replied pagli tujhse thodi loonga....!
----------------------------------------------------------------------34.

Teen gandoo ek doosre ki ghand maar rahey thay,acchaanak police ka

chaapa pad gaya , ekko police pakad kar lee gayee,
doosra bhaag gaya aur teesra message pad reha hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------35.
Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........
-------------------------------------------------------------------------36.
Never FUCK a Tel-Operator after 3 mins. she'll say ur time is over.
Never FUCK a Nurse, she'll say next pls.
But FUCK a Teacher she'll say It's good, now repeat it 5 times.
-------------------------------------------------------------------37.
A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building.
He looks up n shouts,"oh, bhenji ! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya !"
---------------------------------------------------------------------38.
3 men rape a NIHANGNI, she threaten them MAIN RAULA PAWANGEE
the men says," TU KI KARENGEE, RAULA TE ASSI PAWANGE-GALE WICH KIRPAAN PAYEE HAI TE THALYON KALEEN SHAVE !!!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------39.
Q: How will u recognize whether GIRL is wearing PANTY or not ?
A: While seeing DANDRUFF on her toes..
-------------------------------------------------------------------40.
Panjh Ishnaan - Maha Giana.
Nit Nahaunaa - Dalidree.

41.
2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside after he came out
he says My wife is BETTER.
2nd one went inside & after he came out he says Yes!
your WIFE is BETTER.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------42.
Oh , paidal challan waaliye, tera pat lishkare maarda .
sade naalon kutta changa, jo kutiya di roz maarda.
----------------------------------------------------------------------43.
A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES:
In next life, he wants to have free water to drink & To see women ass everyday.
He died & his next life...........He was a TOILET POT.
------------------------------------------------------------------------44.
A Husband said to his wife: " if u r in mood of sex , just shake my dick twice .I 'll understand.
Wife asked," if I am not than ? "
Husband replied,"then shake it 50-60 times !!!!!!!!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------45.
can u pronounce proper english? Read along:
" wolf, wolf,roof,roof,woof,woof,wolf ,roof,woof, roof."
Test result: u r a good dog. now stop BARKING !
----------------------------------------------------------------------46.
Airtel boy ask to Spice girl: "what is your specialities?
Spice girl : "Night incoming is free !"
---------------------------------------------------------------------47.
A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this ?"
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those................! "
--------------------------------------------------------------------48.
Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS- It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL- It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE- It bow down after the performance.
------------------------------------------------------------------------49.
Who is the only INDIAN filmstar who BORN with the car from mother pussy?
Ans : SUNNY DEOL............hho main nikla gaddi lekay...........................
------------------------------------------------------------------------50.
A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train.
The Lady next to him asked,"Are they ur BABIES."
The Person said ,"NO, I own a condom factory & these are customers complaints..........."

----------------------------------------------------------------------51.
Aurat ko choot ki gehraayee pe naaz hai to hamein bhi apni lund ki lambaayee pe fakar hai,
Agar uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB hai to hamara lund bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hai...
-----------------------------------------------------------------------52.
What is the common between an army general's car and his wife?
Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less used..........!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------53.
A lady goes to a Doctor & asks can u make a small hole on the side of my hole.?
Doctor ask Why ?
She replies Because I want to start a side business........!
--------------------------------------------------------------------54.
NEWSFLASH: 10 out of 10 Doctors world wide had concluded that the
best source of CALCIUM is the woman's VAGINA coz' it harden the PENIS even without bones !
---------------------------------------------------------------------55.
A bachelor SARDAAR gives an AD in a matrimonial. "Wanted Girl"
Age no bar, Height no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar,
But SEX, baar- baar, Hazaar bar........... Lagataar...........!
-------------------------------------------------------------------56.
A person doing self swot analysis:
Strength is my wife.
Weakness is my neighbour's wife.
Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour.
Threat is when i am on tour.
--------------------------------------------------------------------57.
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi, ladke wale:" ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- ooper se 15000 kamata hai."
ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."
---------------------------------------------------------------------58.
Banta singh aapni biwi se kehta hai : " maine ladka manga tha ladki kaise ho gayee."
Biwi : " tumhare bharose rehti to ye bhi nahi hoti."
----------------------------------------------------------------------59.
Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai , bilkul sahi hai !
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai !!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------60.
Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing TABLA on his butts.
Man : "what r u doing ?"
Girl "Playing TABLA "
Man turns other side & said," can u play the flute "
61.
Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.

Madame inquire:" r u married ?"

He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "
-----------------------------------------------------------------------62.
How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ?
They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard !!
--------------------------------------------------------------------63.
Ho gayee hai night , bund kar de light.
lund kar de tight, fuddi se kar ab fight.
nikaal de white- white, tatte ho jayenge light,
U will feel alright....................
SWEAT DREAMS & GOOD NIGHT !
------------------------------------------------------------------------64.
Top 5 TV programmes :
1 . kaun marega kisi ki fuddi.
2. kyun ki saas bhi kabhi chudi thi.
3. chuttar faadh ke.
4. kahani lun- lun ki....
5. Ek mahal ho mommo ka..
-------------------------------------------------------------------65.
Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me.
enjoy until u get statisfied.. Lovingly urs-----, " I------ TOILET ".
---------------------------------------------------------------67.
Father : " which part of the body goes to the heaven first ?
Kid : " legs "
Father :" why ?"
Kid : 'coz I see mom every night with her legs up & screeming-"oh god ! I am in heaven."
-----------------------------------------------------------------68.
A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.
Plane says:" yaar rocket tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"
Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke gand main AAG lagi ho...."
-------------------------------------------------------------------69.
PUSSY PUSSY LITTLE STAR
LET ME RUB U IN THE SALWAAR
UP ABOVE THE LEGS SO HIGH
ALWAYS WET NEVER DRY
COME ON BABY DON'T FEEL SHY
GIVE ME BABY ONE MORE TRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------- 70.
Man to a Lady, " apne santray sambhaliyeji they disturb me."

Angrily she replies," Tumko kya, santray mere hain. "

Man :" haan! par juice to mera nikal raha hai ! "
--------------------------------------------------------------------71.
Yeh LADKI bhi ajeeb cheez hai yaar,
zara sa kuch KAHO to mooh foola deti hai
aur zara sa kuch KARO to pait foola deti hai !!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------72.
why did Miss Rosemary changed her name after marrying Mr. Lele ?
B'coz she did not want her to be called as " ROZ MERI LELE..... "
---------------------------------------------------------------------73.
First 4 days of girls:
1. Love me , Don't touch me.
2. Touch me , Don't kiss me.
3. Kiss me , Don't fuck me.
4. Fuck me , Don't forget me.
-------------------------------------------------------------------74.
What is the similarity between LULLA & CHULLA ?
Both r used by Indian Women on daily basis!
---------------------------------------------------------------------75.
Touch it gently ..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently...
........................................that's the right way of
washing the glass !!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------76.
What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
"andar tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaraam dilaye...."
----------------------------------------------------------------------77.
Prosti :" 200 rupay loongi, hil- hil ke doongi. "
Client :" 100 rupay doonga, hil main khud loonga......"
----------------------------------------------------------------78.
Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN.
Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE HAIN.......!
-------------------------------------------------------------------79.
Doctor says:Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head
2 eggs and cream, which provides all the nutreints to make women healthy.
-------------------------------------------------------------80.
Teacher saw PENIS written on the Blackboard, she rubs it off..

Next day, it was written bigger , she rubs it again .

Next day it was written: MORE U RUB , LARGER IT GROW...
81.
U know who the best goal keeper in the world is ?
Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or
which way u fuck her, ur balls never go in !
--------------------------------------------------------------------82.
2 penis went to see a movie.
one said to another," I hope its not a sexy movie,
otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs !!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------83.
Today, STYLE is .....
small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile phones.
Sometime soon a small penis will be in style ,and then u will be"
A STYLISH MAN ".
---------------------------------------------------------------------84.
Rich man to Poor man:" how come you have got a big penis ?"
Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with !"
--------------------------------------------------------------------85.
What part of the man has no bone but has muscles,
has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
...................................HEART.
------------------------------------------------------------------86.
Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency..
Angry maid : "At least I m better than u in the bed."
Lady (amazed) : "And my husband told u this ? "
Maid : " No, the DRIVER "
--------------------------------------------------------------------87.
Girl : " mom, what is KHASAM ( husband ) ?
Mom : " beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl u will get one. "
Girl :" If I do not become good girl ?"
Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! "
----------------------------------------------------------------------88.
Gareeb aur boobs hamesha dabtay hain.
Museebat aur Lulli kahin bhi khadi ho sakti hai.
Kismat aur Bra kahin bhi khul sakti hai.
------------------------------------------------------------------89.
why man does not make whisling sound while passing urine like woman ?
B 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER !
--------------------------------------------------------------------90.

A man walked into a ladies toilet.

A lady who was inside got furious & shouted--" THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN "
The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!"
---------------------------------------------------------------------91.
Sex life of a couple according to ages:-18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
--------------------------------------------------------------------92.
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
---------------------------------------------------------93.
What is the similarity between man & mouse ?
Both of them are in the search of hole !
----------------------------------------------------------------------94.
What is a KISS ?
Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground floor.........!
-------------------------------------------------------------------95.
Arz kiya hai---..
" Titanic banaya to kaun sa pahar giraya,
akhir woh bhi to ek kasti thi.
Aray Taj Mahal to hum bhi banwa sakte dete,
humari Mumtaj hi gashti thi..! "
-----------------------------------------------96.
What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole
and can make u feel better ?
....... VICKS INHALER !
--------------------------------------------97.
Maar chaddapa bed wich aaja, kacchi la ke bund dikhaja,
Ni kudiye raand diye....
Kodi hokay lun pawaja kudiye raand diye...!
----------------------------------------------98.
Chust , Chalaki, Chori , Thaggi hunde kum hushiyari de,
Tang Bhosedi, Tikkhe Mommay hunday kudi kawari de.......!
-------------------------------------------------

99.
Khud hi ko kar Buland Itna, ke Himalaya pe jaa pahunche,
Aur Khuda khud tujse pooche....
Bata CHUTIYE ab utray ga kaisay !
-----------------------------------------------100.
She took off his pant gently and whispered: " Make me feel like a woman...."
He smiled , threw his pant at her and said : " Go wash it ! "
101.
Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to " PIZZA HUT "
Because they advertised "FREE DELIVERY "
----------------------------------------------102.
>What is a difference between Personal & Private Secretary?
Private Secretary says `Morning Sir !!`
whereas Personal Secretary says `It's Morning Sir !!`
---------------------------------------------103.
Boy: " Pura andar gaya ?"
Madam: "Haan gaya .."
Boy: " Dard hua kya ?"
Madam: "Bahut hua "
Boy: " Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam! "
---------------------------------------------104.
A man is dying of cancer. His son asked,"Dad, why u keep telling people u r dying of AIDS ? "
Dad :" So when i m dead No one will dare FUCK your Mom ! "
--------------------------------------------105.
Why do orgasms exisit ?
Because people wouldn`t know when to stop fucking!!!!!!
--------------------------------------------106.
Woman being Raped, calls the Police over the phone & says :
"helloooh, ooh, uuhaah, yes, uoah, this man is raping me, aah oyes, aahh, can u come & arrest him
TOMORROW!!!
--------------------------------------------107.
Man collides. His elbow hits lady's boob.
Man: " If ur heart is as soft as ur boob,than I'm sure u'll forgive me."
Lady:" If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I'm in room no. 104. "
--------------------------------------------108.
The F rules:
Find her
Friend her
Flirt her
French her
Fondle her

Finger her
Fuck her
Forget her
Find next..!
-------------------------------------------109.
What is the difference between a watch & a girl?
Jadon watch kharaab hundi hai tan band ho jaandi hai:
Lekin Jadon Girl kharaab hundi hai tan chaaloo ho jaandi hai.......!!!
------------------------------------------110.
Pussy Pussy don't go far
Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don't feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.
-----------------------------------------111.
Man to Wife on Wedding night:"r u sure i'm the first man u have slept with?"
"of course Honey,I stayed awake with all the others!!!!!"
----------------------------------------112.
7 Lies of MAN:-1. Let's be friends.
2. We will only talk.
3. I will only kiss u.
4. Only buttons not the bra.
5. I'll not suck ur boobs.
6. I'll not insert.
7. I love U.
------------------------------------113.
Arz hai....
College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga leti ho,
Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho !!!!
-----------------------------------114.
Womens Prayer::
O holy men lay down with me on a holy bed
Let ur holy pole enter my holy hole
So that ur holy water can produce a holy soul. Aaaah.. Men!!!!!
----------------------------------115.
Iss nav warsh main aapko saandh ki shakti, raand ki bhakti, osama
ki bhudhi, Raveena ki fuddi, sex ka gyan, boobs ka dhyaan, land ki
lambaai, choot ki garmai prapt ho....!
----------------------------------116.

People live, people die

people laugh, people cry
some give up, some will try
some say hi, some say bye
other may forget you
but never will i !
----------------------------------17.
What do u usually say after sex?
I luv u!...........wrong!
That was great!..........wrong again!
I luv it!........wrong again!
the answer is :" mera kacha kithe?"
---------------------------------118.
Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !"
Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..."
----------------------------119.
Bhagwaan (god) sabse zyada kab khush hote hain?
When a girl is getting raped & she screams."
MUJHE BHAGWAAN KE LIYE CHODE DO PLEASE!!!!
---------------------------120.
What did Carefree tell to Nirodh?
"Boss, if u fail both of us will be out of business!"
---------------------------121.
A lady lost her 3 panties in her house.
She asked her husband , but he didn't know.
Husband asked the maid.
Maid replied:" saab aapko toh maaloom hai main kachhi nahin pahenti !!!!!!!! "
---------------------------122.
Woh raat Diwali wali thi,
woh piya se chudne wali thi,
Koi aur hi aake chod gaya ,
Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya ,
Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH,
Tune choda bina NIRODH.
---------------------------123.
Newly wed husband: "I will be frank with u, dear u r not the first girl, I've Fucked !"
Bride:"I'll also be frank, you have still to learn a lot about fucking !"
---------------------------124.
Boy:"Kaash main teri panty hota, tere naram angon se chipka hota..."
Girl:"Theek kaha! Jab main chud rahi hoti to tum bhi kisi konay par paday hote!!!!"
--------------------------

125.
Girl's don't bunk classes b'coz they know missing periods means PREGNANCY !.
----------------------------126.
How do u teach MATHs to a girl?
Add her to the bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs & start multiplying.
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1. Intelligent man + Intelligent woman = Romance.
2. Intelligent man + Stupid woman = Pregnancy.
3. Stupid man + Intelligent woman = Affairs.
4. Stupid man + Stupid woman = Marriage.
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6 yrs boy caught in rape case. In court Lawyer( while holding boy penis):
" ur honour, see little boy can he rape someone?"
Boy to lawyer:"Itna na hila, nahin toh case haar jayenge!!"