Excuse Me, Your Majesty

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Excuse Me, Your Majesty

By Elton Camp Queen Elizabeth is always extremely clean and neat Her hairdo, jewelry, and clothing just cant be beat She was at a party for her cousin, King Constantine When a thing happened that is hardly ever to be seen One of the guests while eating when walking around Spilled a plate of food onto the queens blue gown The food stained and made the most horrible mess The queen hadnt expected shed need another dress Then the ladies-in-waiting looked like theyd choke When the strap on the queens handbag suddenly broke But the queen her royal composure very easily maintained Continued to enjoy the gathering with her dress all stained Imagine the embarrassment of the one who spilled the food The offender must have spent the rest of the party subdued Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth may well be But she can have bad days just like you and me

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