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Ulysses 2
Ulysses 2
By James Joyce
WE SEE THE CANVASSER AT WORK —Like that, see. Two crossed keys here. A circle. Then
here the name. Alexander Keyes, tea, wine and spirit mer-
Mr Bloom laid his cutting on Mr Nannetti’s desk. chant. So on.
—Excuse me, councillor, he said. This ad, you see. Keyes, Better not teach him his own business.
you remember? —You know yourself, councillor, just what he wants.
Mr Nannetti considered the cutting awhile and nodded. Then round the top in leaded: the house of keys. You see?
All very fine to jeer at it now in cold print but it goes —North Cork militia! the editor cried, striding to the
down like hot cake that stuff. He was in the bakery line too, mantelpiece. We won every time! North Cork and Spanish
wasn’t he? Why they call him Doughy Daw. Feathered his officers!
nest well anyhow. Daughter engaged to that chap in the —Where was that, Myles? Ned Lambert asked with a re-
inland revenue office with the motor. Hooked that nicely. flective glance at his toecaps.
Entertainments. Open house. Big blowout. Wetherup al- —In Ohio! the editor shouted.
ways said that. Get a grip of them by the stomach. —So it was, begad, Ned Lambert agreed.
The inner door was opened violently and a scarlet Passing out he whispered to J. J. O’Molloy:
beaked face, crested by a comb of feathery hair, thrust it- —Incipient jigs. Sad case.
self in. The bold blue eyes stared about them and the harsh —Ohio! the editor crowed in high treble from his uplift-
voice asked: ed scarlet face. My Ohio!
—What is it? —A perfect cretic! the professor said. Long, short and
—And here comes the sham squire himself! professor long.
MacHugh said grandly.
—Getonouthat, you bloody old pedagogue! the editor O, HARP EOLIAN!
said in recognition.
—Come, Ned, Mr Dedalus said, putting on his hat. I He took a reel of dental floss from his waistcoat pocket
must get a drink after that. and, breaking off a piece, twanged it smartly between two
A smile of light brightened his darkrimmed eyes, length- In mourning for Sallust, Mulligan says. Whose mother
ened his long lips. is beastly dead.
—The Greek! he said again. Kyrios! Shining word! The Myles Crawford crammed the sheets into a sidepocket.
vowels the Semite and the Saxon know not. Kyrie! The radi- —That’ll be all right, he said. I’ll read the rest after.
ance of the intellect. I ought to profess Greek, the language That’ll be all right.
of the mind. Kyrie eleison! The closetmaker and the cloaca- Lenehan extended his hands in protest.
maker will never be lords of our spirit. We are liege subjects —But my riddle! he said. What opera is like a railway-
of the catholic chivalry of Europe that foundered at Trafal- line?
gar and of the empire of the spirit, not an imperium, that —Opera? Mr O’Madden Burke’s sphinx face reriddled.
went under with the Athenian fleets at Aegospotami. Yes, Lenehan announced gladly:
yes. They went under. Pyrrhus, misled by an oracle, made —The Rose of Castile. See the wheeze? Rows of cast steel.
a last attempt to retrieve the fortunes of Greece. Loyal to a Gee!
RETURN OF BLOOM —Will you tell him he can kiss my arse? Myles Craw-
ford said throwing out his arm for emphasis. Tell him that
—Yes, he said. I see them. straight from the stable.
Mr Bloom, breathless, caught in a whirl of wild news- A bit nervy. Look out for squalls. All off for a drink. Arm
boys near the offices of the Irish Catholic and Dublin Penny in arm. Lenehan’s yachting cap on the cadge beyond. Usual
Journal, called: blarney. Wonder is that young Dedalus the moving spirit.
—Mr Crawford! A moment! Has a good pair of boots on him today. Last time I saw him
—Telegraph! Racing special! he had his heels on view. Been walking in muck somewhere.
—What is it? Myles Crawford said, falling back a pace. Careless chap. What was he doing in Irishtown?
A newsboy cried in Mr Bloom’s face: —Well, Mr Bloom said, his eyes returning, if I can get
—Terrible tragedy in Rathmines! A child bit by a bel- the design I suppose it’s worth a short par. He’d give the ad,
lows! I think. I’ll tell him …
VIRGILIAN, SAYS PEDAGOGUE. SOPHOMORE PLUMPS —Onehandled adulterer, he said smiling grimly. That
FOR OLD MAN MOSES. tickles me, I must say.
—Tickled the old ones too, Myles Crawford said, if the
Between the acres of the rye —They say we are to have a literary surprise, the quaker
These pretty countryfolk would lie. librarian said, friendly and earnest. Mr Russell, rumour has
it, is gathering together a sheaf of our younger poets’ verses.
Woa!
But that has been explained, I believe, by jurists. —Pretty countryfolk had few chattels then, John Eglin-
She was entitled to her widow’s dower ton observed, as they have still if our peasant plays are true
At common law. His legal knowledge was great to type.
Our judges tell us. —He was a rich country gentleman, Stephen said, with
a coat of arms and landed estate at Stratford and a house
Him Satan fleers, in Ireland yard, a capitalist shareholder, a bill promoter,
a tithefarmer. Why did he not leave her his best bed if he
wished her to snore away the rest of her nights in peace?
Mocker: —It is clear that there were two beds, a best and a sec-
And therefore he left out her name ondbest, Mr Secondbest Best said finely.
From the first draft but he did not leave out —Separatio a mensa et a thalamo, bettered Buck Mulli-
The presents for his granddaughter, for his daughters, gan and was smiled on.
For his sister, for his old cronies in Stratford —Antiquity mentions famous beds, Second Eglinton
And in London. And therefore when he was urged, puckered, bedsmiling. Let me think.
As I believe, to name her —Antiquity mentions that Stagyrite schoolurchin and
He left her his bald heathen sage, Stephen said, who when dying in exile
Secondbest frees and endows his slaves, pays tribute to his elders, wills