Here are some Mechanical Quotes, Mechanical Slogans and few Mechanical Punch lines.

They can be used over T-shirts in Competitions also. This would be mostly useful to Mechanical Engineers, Royal Mechanical. M Machinist E They are Engineers C They are creative H Hard worker A Achiever N Naughty I Imaginative C Control on Machine A Apply Techniques L Learner Mechanical Rules the World..! 1. No Fluctuation, No error bcoz Royal Mechanical will rule Forever 2. God is Mechanical Engineer, So AM! 3. I am not a mechanic but a mechanical engineer 4. Without ME physics is just theory 5. Mechanical engineers do it with less stress and strain 6. Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency 7. Mechanical Engineers: The world does resolve around us 8. When the Mechanical rest, the World rust 9. 2 years ago Logical, 1 year ago Digital, Forever its Mechanical 10. Trust me I am an ME 11. From Screwing to Manufacturing We do it all.. 12. ME The God Father of Engineering 13. Once it was Constructional, then it was Logical, it was sinusoidal but Forever it was Mechanical 14. We build Machines that Build Machines 15. ME Engineers do it with precision 16. No TECH without MECH 17. Religion: Engineer; Caste: Mechanical 18. When we screw; even metals cry 19. I am a Mechanical Engineer, not a magician M Macho E Enigmatic C Creative H Hardworking A Aggressive N Notorious I Idealistic C Creative A Adorable L Logical

20. No bugs to kill, no circuits to fill, We are born to rule..we are Mechanicals 21. We are the gear of tomorrow 22. Do u know the meaning of ME? ; MOTHER OF ENGINEERING..; Proud to be a ME. 23. Machinist do it with Precession 24. East or West; Mech is best 25. When we shine we Lighten the world, When we think we Turn the world, When we stand we rule the world, We are Kings of allMechanical Engineers ! 26. Mercury level is raising because Mechanical is on Fire 27. Mechanical Engineers can become a mechanic; software engineer cannot become software 28. No Teeth No World, No Gears No World 29. When there is a Fault I Fix the NUT, yeah dats ME 30. Make a way for mighty mex or get screwed. Machine rule the world, We rule the Machines 31. Gentlemen I will Start your Engines 32. Suck-squeeze-Suck-Squeeze We do it in a 4stroke way 33. I screw for Leaving 34. Mine is not to ask Why, Mine is to Tool and die..! 35. Ask me for a Lube job 36. Have you checked your oil lately 37. Let me tighten your bolts ! 38. We do it in four stroke way 39. Let me check your Horn 40. Rear End Collision Specialist 41. Ask me about my Toolbox ! 42. Got the Nerve to dare ME ? 43. Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME ! 44. Nut is as per bolt 45. Highly Mechanized 46. Mechanical Engineering a shear delight 47. Get in gear with a mechanical engineer 48. I am not a nut but I can screw well 49. I believe in Big Bang theory 50. Never take ME as granted ! 51. Its not that I cant explain, its just that you wouldnt understand 52. If its not broke, take it apart and fix it 53. Yesterday, I couldnt spell Engineer, today I are one 54. Life is fluid 55. This is what an engineer looks like.. 56. Law of mechanical repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee 57. Dads pit screw 58. Just d (u) it 59. Is Hell endothermic or exothermic ? 60. So next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is not lighter emitter but a Dark Sucker

61. Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Which is why Engineers sometimes really bad 62. Mechanical Engineers build planes and missiles Civil Engineers build targets 63. We have what it takes what you have 64. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go 65. Every nut needs a bolt 66. Join us or dare to bit us.. 67. Shame on u girls still I am single ..the Mechanical Engineer 68. Suck, Squeeze, Bang, and blow This is how ME Loves to do it 69. Had we, a place to stand upon, we might raise the world 70. Mechanical Engineers do it automatically 71. Mechanical Engineer do it with fluid dynamics 72. MECH Dares, all other just STARES 73. We crank up the lives, We shift up the gears, Beware of us, bcoz we are the Mechanical Engineers 74. Cranks and wheels with piston and gears no ones like us and not even dares we the creator of machines and others despair just bcoz we are the Mechanical Engineers 75. We make the world 76. We Mech the world 77. So what if u r not an Mech Engineer everybody is not born Perfectionist 78. Can do it again & again I Reciprocate..! 79. Mam, please enter the RPM 80. Feeling Lonely at the Top!!! Mech. Engg. 81. If you like me raise your Hand else raise your Standard I am just ME! 82. I couldnt fix your brakes. So I made your Horn Louder 83. Casting the world, Forging the campus, Shaping the universe, Welding the rest of all braches, Bcoz, We are the Men, We are the machine, and we are Mechanical Engineers 84. MECHANICAL SLOGANS 85. 86. * Make a way for mighty mex or get screwed. Machines Rule the World, We rule the
machines........ * No fluctuation,,No error Coz Royal mech will rule forever.....[Fluctuation is for E&c, Error for Csc] * 2 yrs ago logical 1 yr ago digital. 4ever its MECHANICAL * "Fear of mexx is the beginning of wisdom" * We r studs...We screw from both sides. * Once it was constructional then it was logical, it was sinusoidal but for ever it was mechanical * If u r not living life on the edge u r simply taking too much space....mexx attitude * 1. Air - aerodynamics 2. Water - fluid mechanics, hydrostatics, dynamics 3. Fire - Thermodynamics,temperature, cryogenics 4. Sky - vacuum 5. Earth - Metallurgy, casting * Harmony with the nature, than any other creature.

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* We mech--- WE MOVE THE WORLD!!! * They came...They saw... But mech conquered. * We build Machines, that builds machines. * ALL ARE NOT FOOLS..................SOME CHOOSE MECH! * "Hammer rules the world" no one can replace us

* Give me a lever long enough & much space to stand I will move whole the earth. * GOD IS A MECHANICAL ENGINEER, SO AM I!!!! * "No BUGS to kill, no CIRCUITS to fill.... V r born to rule".... V r da MeChIz * "We are the ones ur mom had warned u about!" * "We always screw safely!" * MERCURY LEVEL IS RAISING BCOZ MECH IS ON FIRE * We r the gears of tomorrow

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Gentlemen I will Start your Engines Suck-Squeeze-Suck-Squeeze We do it 4 stroke way I Screw for a Living Ask Me for a Lube job Have you checked your oil lately Let me tighten your bolts ! We do it Four Stroke way Let me check your Horn Rear End Collision Specialist Ask me about my Toolbox ! Got the Nerve to dare ME? Inspiration is only beginning rest is all about being ME! Nut is as per bolt Highly Mechanized Mechanical Engineering, a shear delight Get in gear with a mechanical engineer I am not a nut but i can screw well I believe in the big bang theory I am not a mechanic but a mechanical engineer Never take ME as granted! Engineers do it with precision. Mechanical engineers do it with less stress and strain. Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency. Mechanical Engineers: The world does revolve around us Without ME physics is just theory It's not that i can't explain, it's just that you wouldn't understand If it's not broken, take it apart and fix it Engineers do it with precision. Mechanical engineers do it with less stress and strain. Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency. Mechanical Engineers: The world does revolve around us Without ME physics is just theory It's not that i can't explain, it's just that you wouldn't understand If it's not broken, take it apart and fix it join us or dare to bit us.............. shame on u girls still i am single..........the mechanical engineer when the MECHANICAL rest, the WORLD rust.

"YOU DREAM IT, WE MECH IT " ONLY MECHANICAL ENGINEER CAN SEE ' THE HIDDEN CURVES '' AND '' THE MISSING VIEWS '' ONLY MECHANICAL ENGINEER CAN ''SCREW'' ''SAFELY'' AND ''DEEPLY'' FOOD,CLOTH,SHELTER, MECHANICAL ENGINEER. This is what we had " They say we are NEVER clean we say we are EVER Green" GOD creates ME to create the WORLD.

slogan M-macho E-enigmatic C-creative H-hard working A-agressive N-notorious I-idealistic C-charismatic A-adorable L-logical MECH RULES THE WORLD