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Tue 29 Apr 2008

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* Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai * Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain. * Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai * Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain? Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti haina. * Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ????? Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa !!!!!!

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Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and started shouting: Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya . Thakur [with anger]: Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai. Kaalia: Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain k y a ? Thakur: Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai. Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: Ha hathakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Veeru shouts: Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,Kuch bhi kar sakte hain. Jay hits his keyboard,then says: jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya . AT GABBARS DEN Gabbar: Kitne bugs the? Kaalia: Do sarkaar. Gabbar: Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi barobar milegi. [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. Kitne sessions hain is machine mein? Sambaa: Chhey sarkaar. Gabbar: Session chhey aur http://smsjokes.co.in/sms/category/bollywood-jokes programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai. [logout - logout logout].

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[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. Kitne sessions hain is machine mein? Sambaa: Chhey sarkaar. Gabbar: Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai. [logout - logout logout]. Haan ab theek hai ab tera kya hoga Kaalia? Kaalia: Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha. Gabbar: To ab documentation kar!

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Gabbar: Arey o Sambha Sambha: Ji Sardar Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re? Sambha: Do Sardar Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain? Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai. Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle? Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai? Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey? Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai. Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai? Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai? Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai? Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao

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