AJIT: Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wa ll hanging' ban

jayegi AJIT: Raabert is ko microprocessor may daal do ! Bit by bit mar jaayga gaa saala! AJIT: Raabert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa! AJIT: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta poisan khila do, yeh dayna se dayna sour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi... AJIT: Raabert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane sey mar jayegaa... AJIT: Raabert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho jayegaa... AJIT: Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to bahut Mona Toni ho jayegee... AJIT: "Raabert, Harshad Mehta ka stool test karaao" "Kyon boss?" "Usko Big Bull kahte hain, pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai" AJIT: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do. Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega . Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ? Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai. Raabert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? ) AJIT: Kahin par bhi so jao Raabert !! (Scene - Raabert gets a sidey to Ajit.) Raabert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya . AJIT: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan par ek sui ch ubha do. Raabert: Par sui kyon, baass! AJIT: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai! Raabert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon? AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu. Raabert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon? AJIT: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! (Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.) AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? AJIT: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. AJIT: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger istarrt ka r do. Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas? AJIT: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge. AJIT: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai. Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.

Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Raabert: Yes Boss. AJIT(on phone to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein h ai .. (Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.) AJIT: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi h o jaayega. Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai. AJIT: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.! (Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.) AJIT: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do. Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi. (Scene - Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and wa ter starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !) Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ?? AJIT: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !! (Scene - Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.) AJIT: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang lag a do. Maikal: Lekin kyon baas? AJIT: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range ha athon pakad legi. he he he....