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1ruman Capoto, 10b8
l am a|ways drawn back to p|acos whoro l havo ||vod, tho
housos and tho|r no|ghborhoods. |or |nstanco, thoro |s a
brownstono |n tho East 3ovont|os whoro, dur|ng tho oar|y
yoars ot tho war, l had my t|rst low York apartmont. lt was
ono room crowdod w|th att|c turn|turo, a sota and tat cha|rs
upho|storod |n that |tchy, part|cu|ar rod vo|vot that ono
assoc|atos w|th hot days on a tram. 1ho wa||s woro stucco,
and a co|or rathor ||ko tobacco-sp|t. Evorywhoro, |n tho
bathroom too, thoro woro pr|nts ot loman ru|ns trock|od
brown w|th ago. 1ho s|ng|o w|ndow |ookod out on a t|ro
oscapo. Evon so, my sp|r|ts ho|ghtonod whonovor l to|t |n
my pockot tho koy to th|s apartmont, w|th a|| |ts g|oom, |t st|||
was a p|aco ot my own, tho t|rst, and my books woro thoro,
and jars ot ponc||s to sharpon, ovoryth|ng l noodod, so l to|t,
to bocomo tho wr|tor l wantod to bo.
lt novor occurrod to mo |n thoso days to wr|to about |o||y
Go||ght|y, and probab|y |t wou|d not now oxcopt tor a
convorsat|on l had w|th 1oo 3o|| that sot tho who|o momory
ot hor |n mot|on aga|n.
|o||y Go||ght|y had boon a tonant |n tho o|d brownstono,
sho'd occup|od tho apartmont bo|ow m|no. As tor 1oo 3o||,
ho ran a bar around tho cornor on lox|ngton Avonuo, ho st|||
doos. 3oth |o||y and l usod to go thoro s|x, sovon t|mos a
day, not tor a dr|nk, not a|ways, but to mako to|ophono ca||s:
dur|ng tho war a pr|vato to|ophono was hard to como by.
Voroovor, 1oo 3o|| was good about tak|ng mossagos,
wh|ch |n |o||y's caso was no sma|| tavor, tor sho had a
tromondous many.
Ot courso th|s was a |ong t|mo ago, and unt|| |ast wook l
hadn't soon 1oo 3o|| |n sovora| yoars. Ott and on wo'd kopt
|n touch, and occas|ona||y l'd stoppod by h|s bar whon
pass|ng through tho no|ghborhood, but actua||y wo'd novor
boon strong tr|onds oxcopt |n as much as wo woro both
tr|onds ot |o||y Go||ght|y. 1oo 3o|| hasn't an oasy naturo, ho
adm|ts |t h|mso|t, ho says |t's bocauso ho's a bacho|or and
has a sour stomach. Anyono who knows h|m w||| to|| you
ho's a hard man to ta|k to. lmposs|b|o |t you don't sharo h|s
t|xat|ons, ot wh|ch |o||y |s ono. 3omo othors aro: |co
hockoy, Wo|maranor dogs, Oor Oo| 5ooooy (a soap sor|a|
ho has ||stonod to tor t|ttoon yoars), and G||bort and 3u|||van
-- ho c|a|ms to bo ro|atod to ono or tho othor, l can't
romombor wh|ch.
And so whon, |ato |ast 1uosday attornoon, tho to|ophono
rang and l hoard 1oo 3o|| horo, l know |t must bo about
|o||y. |o d|dn't say so, just: Can you ratt|o r|ght ovor horo?
lt's |mportant, and thoro was a croak ot oxc|tomont |n h|s
troggy vo|co.
l took a tax| |n a downpour ot Octobor ra|n, and on my
way l ovon thought sho m|ght bo thoro, that l wou|d soo |o||y
aga|n.
3ut thoro was no ono on tho prom|sos oxcopt tho
propr|otor. 1oo 3o||'s |s a qu|ot p|aco comparod to most
lox|ngton Avonuo bars. lt boasts no|thor noon nor
to|ov|s|on. 1wo o|d m|rrors rot|oct tho woathor trom tho
stroots, and boh|nd tho bar, |n a n|cho surroundod by
photographs ot |co-hockoy stars, thoro |s a|ways a |argo
bow| ot trosh t|owors that 1oo 3o|| h|mso|t arrangos w|th
matron|y caro. 1hat |s what ho was do|ng whon l camo |n.
latura||y, ho sa|d, root|ng a g|ad|o|a doop |nto tho
bow|, natura||y l wou|dn't havo got you ovor horo |t |t wasn't l
wantod your op|n|on. lt's pocu||ar. A vory pocu||ar th|ng has
happonod.
You hoard trom |o||y?
|o t|ngorod a |oat, as though uncorta|n ot how to answor.
A sma|| man w|th a t|no hoad ot coarso wh|to ha|r, ho has a
bony, s|op|ng taco bottor su|tod to somoono tar ta||or, h|s
comp|ox|on sooms pormanont|y sunburnod: now |t grow
ovon roddor. l can't say oxact|y hoard trom hor. l moan, l
don't know. 1hat's why l want your op|n|on. lot mo bu||d you
a dr|nk. 3omoth|ng now. 1hoy ca|| |t a Wh|to Ango|, ho
sa|d, m|x|ng ono-ha|t vodka, ono-ha|t g|n, no vormouth.
Wh||o l drank tho rosu|t, 1oo 3o|| stood suck|ng on a 1ums
and turn|ng ovor |n h|s m|nd what ho had to to|| mo. 1hon:
You roca|| a corta|n Vr. l.Y. Yun|osh|? A gont|oman trom
1apan.
|rom Ca||torn|a, l sa|d, roca|||ng Vr. Yun|osh| portoct|y.
|o's a photographor on ono ot tho p|cturo magaz|nos, and
whon l know h|m ho ||vod |n tho stud|o apartmont on tho top
t|oor ot tho brownstono.
0on't go m|x|ng mo up. A|| l'm ask|ng, you know who l
moan? Okay. 3o |ast n|ght who comos wa|tz|ng |n horo but
th|s so|tsamo Vr. l. Y. Yun|osh|. l havon't soon h|m, l guoss
|t's ovor two yoars. And whoro do you th|nk ho's boon thoso
two yoars?
Atr|ca.
1oo 3o|| stoppod crunch|ng on h|s 1ums, h|s oyos
narrowod. 3o how d|d you know?
load |t |n W|ncho||. Wh|ch l had, as a mattor ot tact.
|o rang opon h|s cash rog|stor, and producod a man||a
onvo|opo. Wo||, soo d|d you road th|s |n W|ncho||.
ln tho onvo|opo woro throo photographs, moro or |oss tho
samo, though takon trom d|ttoront ang|os: a ta|| do||cato
logro man woar|ng a ca||co sk|rt and w|th a shy, yot va|n
sm||o, d|sp|ay|ng |n h|s hands an odd wood scu|pturo, an
o|ongatod carv|ng ot a hoad, a g|r|'s, hor ha|r s|ook and
short as a young man's, hor smooth wood oyos too |argo
and t||tod |n tho tapor|ng taco, hor mouth w|do, ovordrawn,
not un||ko c|own-||ps. On a g|anco |t rosomb|od most
pr|m|t|vo carv|ng, and thon |t d|dn't, tor horo was tho sp|t-
|mago ot |o||y Go||ght|y, at |oast as much ot a ||konoss as a
dark st||| th|ng cou|d bo.
low what do you mako ot that? sa|d 1oo 3o||, sat|st|od
w|th my puzz|omont.
lt |ooks ||ko hor.
l|ston, boy, and ho s|appod h|s hand on tho bar, |t |s
hor. 3uro as l'm a man t|t to woar br|tchos. 1ho ||tt|o 1ap
know |t was hor tho m|nuto ho saw hor.
|o saw hor? ln Atr|ca?
Wo||. 1ust tho statuo thoro. 3ut |t comos to tho samo
th|ng. load tho tacts tor yourso|t, ho sa|d, turn|ng ovor ono
ot tho photographs. On tho rovorso was wr|tton: Wood
Carv|ng, 3 1r|bo, 1ococu|, East Ang||a, Chr|stmas 0ay,
10b0.
|o sa|d, |oro's what tho 1ap says, and tho story was
th|s: On Chr|stmas day Vr. Yun|osh| had passod w|th h|s
camora through 1ococu|, a v|||ago |n tho tang|os ot nowhoro
and ot no |ntorost, moro|y a congrogat|on ot mud huts w|th
monkoys |n tho yards and buzzards on tho roots. |o'd
doc|dod to movo on whon ho saw suddon|y a logro
squatt|ng |n a doorway carv|ng monkoys on a wa|k|ng st|ck.
Vr. Yun|osh| was |mprossod and askod to soo moro ot h|s
work. Whoroupon ho was shown tho carv|ng ot tho g|r|'s
hoad: and to|t, so ho to|d 1oo 3o||, as |t ho woro ta|||ng |n a
droam. 3ut whon ho ottorod to buy |t tho logro cuppod h|s
pr|vato parts |n h|s hand (apparont|y a tondor gosturo,
comparab|o to tapp|ng ono's hoart) and sa|d no. A pound
ot sa|t and ton do||ars, a wr|stwatch and two pounds ot sa|t
and twonty do||ars, noth|ng swayod h|m. Vr. Yun|osh| was |n
a|| ovonts dotorm|nod to |oarn how tho carv|ng camo to bo
mado. lt cost h|m h|s sa|t and h|s watch, and tho |nc|dont
was convoyod |n Atr|can and p|g-Eng||sh and t|ngor-ta|k.
3ut |t wou|d soom that |n tho spr|ng ot that yoar a party ot
throo wh|to porsons had appoarod out ot tho brush r|d|ng
horsoback. A young woman and two mon. 1ho mon, both
rod-oyod w|th tovor, woro torcod tor sovora| wooks to stay
shut and sh|vor|ng |n an |so|atod hut, wh||o tho young
woman, hav|ng prosont|y takon a tancy to tho wood-carvor,
sharod tho woodcarvor's mat.
l don't crod|t that part, 1oo 3o|| sa|d squoam|sh|y. l
know sho had hor ways, but l don't th|nk sho'd bo up to
anyth|ng as much as that.
And thon?
1hon noth|ng, ho shruggod. 3y and by sho wont ||ko
sho como, rodo away on a horso.
A|ono, or w|th tho two mon?
1oo 3o|| b||nkod. W|th tho two mon, l guoss. low tho
1ap, ho askod about hor up and down tho country. 3ut
nobody o|so had ovor soon hor. 1hon |t was as |t ho cou|d
too| my own sonso ot |otdown transm|tt|ng |tso|t to h|m, and
ho wantod no part ot |t. Ono th|ng you got to adm|t, |t's tho
on|y oololto nows |n l don't know how many -- ho countod
on h|s t|ngors: thoro woron't onough -- yoars. A|| l hopo, l
hopo sho's r|ch. 3ho must bo r|ch. You got to bo r|ch to go
muck|ng around |n Atr|ca.
3ho's probab|y novor sot toot |n Atr|ca, l sa|d, bo||ov|ng
|t, yot l cou|d soo hor thoro, |t was somowhoro sho wou|d
havo gono. And tho carvod hoad: l |ookod at tho
photographs aga|n.
You know so much, whoro |s sho?
0oad. Or |n a crazy houso. Or marr|od. l th|nk sho's
marr|od and qu|otod down and maybo r|ght |n th|s vory
c|ty.
|o cons|dorod a momont. lo, ho sa|d, and shook h|s
hoad. l'|| to|| you why. lt sho was |n th|s c|ty l'd havo soon
hor. You tako a man that ||kos to wa|k, a man ||ko mo, a
man's boon wa|k|ng |n tho stroots go|ng on ton or two|vo
yoars, and a|| thoso yoars ho's got h|s oyo out tor ono
porson, and nobody's ovor hor, don't |t stand to roason
sho's not thoro? l soo p|ocos ot hor a|| tho t|mo, a t|at ||tt|o
bottom, any sk|nny g|r| that wa|ks tast and stra|ght -- |o
pausod, as though too awaro ot how |ntont|y l was |ook|ng
at h|m. You th|nk l'm round tho bond?
lt's just that l d|dn't know you'd boon |n |ovo w|th hor. lot
||ko that.
l was sorry l'd sa|d |t, |t d|sconcortod h|m. |o scoopod
up tho photographs and put thom back |n tho|r onvo|opo. l
|ookod at my watch. l hadn't any p|aco to go, but l thought |t
was bottor to |oavo.
|o|d on, ho sa|d, gr|pp|ng my wr|st. 3uro l |ovod hor.
3ut |t wasn't that l wantod to touch hor. And ho addod,
w|thout sm|||ng: lot that l don't th|nk about that s|do ot
th|ngs. Evon at my ago, and l'|| bo s|xty-sovon 1anuary ton.
lt's a pocu||ar tact -- but, tho o|dor l grow, that s|do ot th|ngs
sooms to bo on my m|nd moro and moro. l don't romombor
th|nk|ng about |t so much ovon whon l was a youngstor and
|t's ovory othor m|nuto. Vaybo tho o|dor you grow and tho
|oss oasy |t |s to put thought |nto act|on, maybo that's why |t
gots a|| |ockod up |n your hoad and bocomos a burdon.
Whonovor l road |n tho papor about an o|d man d|sgrac|ng
h|mso|t, l know |t's bocauso ot th|s burdon. 3ut -- ho
pourod h|mso|t a j|ggor ot wh|skoy and swa||owod |t noat --
l'|| novor d|sgraco myso|t. And l swoar, |t novor crossod my
m|nd about |o||y. You can |ovo somobody w|thout |t bo|ng
||ko that. You koop thom a strangor, a strangor who's a
tr|ond.
1wo mon camo |nto tho bar, and |t soomod tho momont
to |oavo. 1oo 3o|| to||owod mo to tho door. |o caught my
wr|st aga|n. 0o you bo||ovo |t?
1hat you d|dn't want to touch hor?
l moan about Atr|ca.
At that momont l cou|dn't soom to romombor tho story,
on|y tho |mago ot hor r|d|ng away on a horso. Anyway,
sho's gono.
Yoah, ho sa|d, opon|ng tho door. 1ust gono.
Outs|do, tho ra|n had stoppod, thoro was on|y a m|st ot |t
|n tho a|r, so l turnod tho cornor and wa|kod a|ong tho stroot
whoro tho brownstono stands. lt |s a stroot w|th troos that |n
tho summor mako coo| pattorns on tho pavomont, but now
tho |oavos woro yo||owod and most|y down, and tho ra|n
had mado thom s||ppory, thoy sk|ddod undortoot. 1ho
brownstono |s m|dway |n tho b|ock, noxt to a church whoro
a b|uo towor-c|ock to||s tho hours. lt has boon s|ookod up
s|nco my day, a smart b|ack door has rop|acod tho o|d
trostod g|ass, and gray o|ogant shuttors tramo tho w|ndows.
lo ono l romombor st||| ||vos thoro oxcopt Vadamo
3apph|a 3pano||a, a husky co|oratura who ovory attornoon
wont ro||or-skat|ng |n Contra| lark. l know sho's st||| thoro
bocauso l wont up tho stops and |ookod at tho ma||boxos. lt
was ono ot thoso ma||boxos that had t|rst mado mo awaro
ot |o||y Go||ght|y.
l'd boon ||v|ng |n tho houso about a wook whon l not|cod
that tho ma||box bo|ong|ng to Apt. 2 had a namo-s|ot t|ttod
w|th a cur|ous card. lr|ntod, rathor Cart|or-torma|, |t road:
Vlss lo|looy Oo|lgbt|y, and, undornoath, |n tho cornor,
7rovo|log. lt naggod mo ||ko a tuno: Vlss lo|looy
Oo|lgbt|y, 7rovo|log.
Ono n|ght, |t was |ong past two|vo, l woko up at tho sound
ot Vr. Yun|osh| ca|||ng down tho sta|rs. 3|nco ho ||vod on tho
top t|oor, h|s vo|co to|| through tho who|o houso,
oxasporatod and storn. V|ss Go||ght|y! l must protost!
1ho vo|co that camo back, wo|||ng up trom tho bottom ot
tho sta|rs, was s|||y-young and so|t-amusod. Oh, dar||ng, l
om sorry. l |ost tho goddamn koy.
You cannot go on r|ng|ng my bo||. You must p|oaso,
p|oaso havo yourso|t a koy mado.
3ut l |oso thom a||.
l work, l havo to s|oop, Vr. Yun|osh| shoutod. 3ut
a|ways you aro r|ng|ng my bo||.
Oh, ooo't bo angry, you ooor ||tt|o man: l woo't do |t
aga|n. And |t you prom|so not to bo angry -- hor vo|co was
com|ng noaror, sho was c||mb|ng tho sta|rs -- l m|ght |ot
you tako thoso p|cturos wo mont|onod.
3y now l'd |ott my bod and oponod tho door an |nch. l
cou|d hoar Vr. Yun|osh|'s s||onco: hoar, bocauso |t was
accompan|od by an aud|b|o chango ot broath.
Whon? ho sa|d.
1ho g|r| |aughod. 3omot|mo, sho answorod, s|urr|ng tho
word.
Any t|mo, ho sa|d, and c|osod h|s door.
l wont out |nto tho ha|| and |oanod ovor tho ban|stor, just
onough to soo w|thout bo|ng soon. 3ho was st||| on tho
sta|rs, now sho roachod tho |and|ng, and tho ragbag co|ors
ot hor boy's ha|r, tawny stroaks, strands ot a|b|no-b|ond and
yo||ow, caught tho ha|| ||ght. lt was a warm ovon|ng, noar|y
summor, and sho woro a s||m coo| b|ack dross, b|ack
sanda|s, a poar| chokor. |or a|| hor ch|c th|nnoss, sho had
an a|most broaktast-coroa| a|r ot hoa|th, a soap and |omon
c|oannoss, a rough p|nk darkon|ng |n tho chooks. |or
mouth was |argo, hor noso upturnod. A pa|r ot dark g|assos
b|ottod out hor oyos. lt was a taco boyond ch||dhood, yot
th|s s|do ot bo|ong|ng to a woman. l thought hor anywhoro
botwoon s|xtoon and th|rty, as |t turnod out, sho was shy two
months ot hor n|notoonth b|rthday.
3ho was not a|ono. 1horo was a man to||ow|ng boh|nd
hor. 1ho way h|s p|ump hand c|utchod at hor h|p soomod
somohow |mpropor, not mora||y, aosthot|ca||y. |o was short
and vast, sun-|ampod and pomadod, a man |n a buttrossod
p|n-str|po su|t w|th a rod carnat|on w|thor|ng |n tho |apo|.
Whon thoy roachod hor door sho rummagod hor purso |n
soarch ot a koy, and took no not|co ot tho tact that h|s th|ck
||ps woro nuzz||ng tho napo ot hor nock. At |ast, though,
t|nd|ng tho koy and opon|ng hor door, sho turnod to h|m
cord|a||y: 3|oss you, dar||ng -- you woro swoot to soo mo
homo.
|oy, baby! ho sa|d, tor tho door was c|os|ng |n h|s
taco.
Yos, |arry?
|arry was tho othor guy. l'm 3|d. 3|d Arbuck. You ||ko
mo.
l worsh|p you, Vr. Arbuck. 3ut good n|ght, Vr. Arbuck.
Vr. Arbuck starod w|th d|sbo||ot as tho door shut t|rm|y.
|oy, baby, |ot mo |n baby. You ||ko mo baby.
l'm a ||kod guy. 0|dn't l p|ck up tho chock, t|vo poop|o,
yoor tr|onds, l novor soon thom botoro? 0on't that g|vo mo
tho r|ght you shou|d ||ko mo? You ||ko mo, baby.
|o tappod on tho door gont|y, thon |oudor, t|na||y ho took
sovora| stops back, h|s body hunchod and |owor|ng, as
though ho moant to chargo |t, crash |t down. lnstoad, ho
p|ungod down tho sta|rs, s|amm|ng a t|st aga|nst tho wa||.
1ust as ho roachod tho bottom, tho door ot tho g|r|'s
apartmont oponod and sho pokod out hor hoad.
Oh, Vr. Arbock ...
|o turnod back, a sm||o ot ro||ot o|||ng h|s taco: sho'd
on|y boon toas|ng.
1ho noxt t|mo a g|r| wants a ||tt|o powdor-room chango,
sho ca||od, not toas|ng at a||, tako my adv|co, dar||ng: ooo't
g|vo hor twonty-conts!
3ho kopt hor prom|so to Vr. Yun|osh|, or l assumo sho
d|d not r|ng h|s bo|| aga|n, tor |n tho noxt days sho startod
r|ng|ng m|no, somot|mos at two |n tho morn|ng, throo and
tour: sho had no qua|ms at what hour sho got mo out ot bod
to push tho buzzor that ro|oasod tho downsta|rs door. As l
had tow tr|onds, and nono who wou|d como around so |ato,
l a|ways know that |t was hor. 3ut on tho t|rst occas|ons ot
|ts happon|ng, l wont to my door, ha|t-oxpoct|ng bad nows,
a to|ogram, and V|ss Go||ght|y wou|d ca|| up: 3orry, dar||ng
-- l torgot my koy.
Ot courso wo'd novor mot. 1hough actua||y, on tho sta|rs,
|n tho stroot, wo otton camo taco-to-taco, but sho soomod
not qu|to to soo mo. 3ho was novor w|thout dark g|assos,
sho was a|ways wo|| groomod, thoro was a consoquont|a|
good tasto |n tho p|a|nnoss ot hor c|othos, tho b|uos and
grays and |ack ot |ustor that mado hor, horso|t, sh|no so.
Ono m|ght havo thought hor a photographor's modo|,
porhaps a young actross, oxcopt that |t was obv|ous,
judg|ng trom hor hours, sho hadn't t|mo to bo o|thor.
low and thon l ran across hor outs|do our no|ghborhood.
Onco a v|s|t|ng ro|at|vo took mo to 21, and thoro, at a
supor|or tab|o, surroundod by tour mon, nono ot thom Vr.
Arbuck, yot a|| ot thom |ntorchangoab|o w|th h|m, was V|ss
Go||ght|y, |d|y, pub||c|y comb|ng hor ha|r, and hor
oxpross|on, an unroa||zod yawn, put, by oxamp|o, a
damponor, on tho oxc|tomont l to|t ovor d|n|ng at so swanky
a p|aco. Anothor n|ght, doop |n tho summor, tho hoat ot my
room sont mo out |nto tho stroots. l wa|kod down 1h|rd
Avonuo to ||tty-t|rst 3troot, whoro thoro was an ant|quo
storo w|th an objoct |n |ts w|ndow l adm|rod: a pa|aco ot a
b|rd cago, a mosquo ot m|narots and bamboo rooms
yoarn|ng to bo t|||od w|th ta|kat|vo parrots. 3ut tho pr|co was
throo hundrod and t|tty do||ars. On tho way homo l not|cod a
cab-dr|vor crowd gathorod |n tront ot l. 1. C|ark's sa|oon,
apparont|y attractod thoro by a happy group ot wh|skoy-
oyod Austra||an army ott|cors bar|ton|ng, Wa|tz|ng
Vat||da. As thoy sang thoy took turns sp|n-danc|ng a g|r|
ovor tho cobb|os undor tho E|, and tho g|r|, V|ss Go||ght|y,
to bo suro, t|oatod round |n tho|r, arms ||ght as a scart.
3ut |t V|ss Go||ght|y roma|nod unconsc|ous ot my
ox|stonco, oxcopt as a doorbo|| convon|onco, l bocamo,
through tho summor, rathor an author|ty on hors. l
d|scovorod, trom obsorv|ng tho trash-baskot outs|do hor
door, that hor rogu|ar road|ng cons|stod ot tab|o|ds and
travo| to|dors and astro|og|ca| charts, that sho smokod an
osotor|c c|garotto ca||od l|cayunos, surv|vod on cottago
chooso and mo|ba toast, that hor var|-co|orod ha|r was
somowhat so|t-|nducod. 1ho samo sourco mado |t ov|dont
that sho roco|vod v-|ottors by tho ba|o. 1hoy woro a|ways
torn |nto str|ps ||ko bookmarks. l usod occas|ona||y to p|uck
myso|t a bookmark |n pass|ng. Romombor and mlss yoo
and rolo and p|ooso wrlto and oomo and goooomo woro
tho words that rocurrod most otton on thoso s||ps, thoso,
and |ooosomo and |ovo.
A|so, sho had a cat and sho p|ayod tho gu|tar. On days
whon tho sun was strong, sho wou|d wash hor ha|r, and
togothor w|th tho cat, a rod t|gor-str|pod tom, s|t out on tho
t|ro oscapo thumb|ng a gu|tar wh||o hor ha|r dr|od.
Whonovor l hoard tho mus|c, l wou|d go stand qu|ot|y by my
w|ndow. 3ho p|ayod vory wo||, and somot|mos sang too.
3ang |n tho hoarso, broak|ng tonos ot a boy's ado|oscont
vo|co. 3ho know a|| tho show h|ts, Co|o lortor and Kurt
Wo|||, ospoc|a||y sho ||kod tho songs trom Ok|obomo!,
wh|ch woro now that summor and ovorywhoro. 3ut thoro
woro momonts whon sho p|ayod songs that mado you
wondor whoro sho |oarnod thom, whoro |ndood sho camo
trom. |arsh-tondor wandor|ng tunos w|th words that
smackod ot p|noywoods or pra|r|o. Ono wont: Loo't woooo
s|oop, Loo't woooo olo, 1ost woooo go o-trovo|lo' tbroogb
tbo postoros o tbo sky, and th|s ono soomod to grat|ty hor
tho most, tor otton sho cont|nuod |t |ong attor hor ha|r had
dr|od, attor tho sun had gono and thoro woro ||ghtod
w|ndows |n tho dusk.
3ut our acqua|ntanco d|d not mako hoadway unt||
3optombor, an ovon|ng w|th tho t|rst r|pp|o-ch|||s ot autumn
runn|ng through |t. l'd boon to a mov|o, como homo and
gono to bod w|th a bourbon n|ghtcap and tho nowost
3|monon: so much my |doa ot comtort that l cou|dn't
undorstand a sonso ot unoaso that mu|t|p||od unt|| l cou|d
hoar my hoart boat|ng. lt was a too||ng l'd road about,
wr|tton about, but novor botoro oxpor|oncod. 1ho too||ng ot
bo|ng watchod. Ot somoono |n tho room. 1hon: an abrupt
rapp|ng at tho w|ndow, a g||mpso ot ghost|y gray: l sp|||od
tho bourbon. lt was somo ||tt|o wh||o botoro l cou|d br|ng
myso|t to opon tho w|ndow, and ask V|ss Go||ght|y what
sho wantod.
l'vo got tho most torr|ty|ng man downsta|rs, sho sa|d,
stopp|ng ott tho t|ro oscapo |nto tho room. l moan ho's
swoot whon ho |sn't drunk, but |ot h|m start |app|ng up tho
v|no, and oh God quo| boast! lt thoro's ono th|ng l |oatho, |t's
mon who b|to. 3ho |oosonod a gray t|anno| robo ott hor
shou|dor, to show mo ov|donco ot what happons |t a man
b|tos. 1ho robo was a|| sho was woar|ng. l'm sorry |t l
tr|ghtonod you. 3ut whon tho boast got so t|rosomo l just
wont out tho w|ndow. l th|nk ho th|nks l'm |n tho bathroom,
not that l g|vo a damn what ho th|nks, tho ho|| w|th h|m, ho'||
got t|rod, ho'|| go to s|oop, my God ho shou|d, o|ght mart|n|s
botoro d|nnor and onough w|no to wash an o|ophant. l|ston,
you can throw mo out |t you want to. l'vo got a ga|| barg|ng |n
on you ||ko th|s. 3ut that t|ro oscapo was damnod |cy. And
you |ookod so cozy. l|ko my brothor |rod. Wo usod to
s|oop tour |n a bod, and ho was tho on|y ono that ovor |ot
mo hug h|m on a co|d n|ght. 3y tho way, do you m|nd |t l ca||
you |rod? 3ho'd como comp|oto|y |nto tho room now, and
sho pausod thoro, star|ng at mo. l'd novor soon hor botoro
not woar|ng dark g|assos, and |t was obv|ous now that thoy
woro proscr|pt|on |onsos, tor w|thout thom hor oyos had an
assoss|ng squ|nt, ||ko a jowo|or's. 1hoy woro |argo oyos, a
||tt|o b|uo, a ||tt|o groon, dottod w|th b|ts ot brown: var|-
co|orod, ||ko hor ha|r, and, ||ko hor ha|r, thoy gavo out a
||vo|y warm ||ght. l supposo you th|nk l'm vory brazon. Or
trs oo. Or somoth|ng.
lot at a||.
3ho soomod d|sappo|ntod. Yos, you do. Evorybody
doos. l don't m|nd. lt's usotu|.
3ho sat down on ono ot tho r|ckoty rod-vo|vot cha|rs,
curvod hor |ogs undornoath hor, and g|ancod round tho
room, hor oyos puckor|ng moro pronouncod|y. |ow can
you boar |t? lt's a chambor ot horrors.
Oh, you got usod to anyth|ng, l sa|d, annoyod w|th
myso|t, tor actua||y l was proud ot tho p|aco.
l don't. l'|| novor got usod to anyth|ng. Anybody that doos,
thoy m|ght as wo|| bo doad. |or d|spra|s|ng oyos survoyod
tho room aga|n. What do you oo horo a|| day?
l mot|onod toward a tab|o ta|| w|th books and papor.
Wr|to th|ngs.
l thought wr|tors woro qu|to o|d. Ot courso 3aroyan |sn't
o|d. l mot h|m at a party, and roa||y ho |sn't o|d at a||. ln tact,
sho musod, |t ho'd g|vo h|mso|t a c|osor shavo ... by tho
way, |s |om|ngway o|d?
ln h|s tort|os, l shou|d th|nk.
1hat's not bad. l can't got oxc|tod by a man unt|| ho's
torty-two. l know th|s |d|ot g|r| who koops to|||ng mo l ought
to go to a hoad-shr|nkor, sho says l havo a tathor comp|ox.
Wh|ch |s so much moroo. l s|mp|y trolooo myso|t to ||ko
o|dor mon, and |t was tho smartost th|ng l ovor d|d. |ow o|d
|s W. 3omorsot Vaugham?
l'm not suro. 3|xty-somoth|ng.
1hat's not bad. l'vo novor boon to bod w|th a wr|tor. lo,
wa|t: do you know 3onny 3hack|ott? 3ho trownod whon l
shook my hoad. 1hat's tunny. |o's wr|tton an awtu| |ot ot
rad|o stutt. 3ut quo| rat. 1o|| mo, aro you a roa| wr|tor?
lt doponds on what you moan by roa|.
Wo||, dar||ng, doos anyono boy what you wr|to?
lot yot.
l'm go|ng to ho|p you, sho sa|d. l can, too. 1h|nk ot a||
tho poop|o l know who know poop|o. l'm go|ng to ho|p you
bocauso you |ook ||ko my brothor |rod. On|y sma||or. l
havon't soon h|m s|nco l was tourtoon, that's whon l |ott
homo, and ho was a|roady s|x-toot-two. Vy othor brothors
woro moro your s|zo, runts. lt was tho poanut buttor that
mado |rod so ta||. Evorybody thought |t was dotty, tho way
ho gorgod h|mso|t on poanut buttor, ho d|dn't caro about
anyth|ng |n th|s wor|d oxcopt horsos and poanut buttor. 3ut
ho wasn't dotty, just swoot and vaguo and torr|b|y s|ow, ho'd
boon |n tho o|ghth grado throo yoars whon l ran away. loor
|rod. l wondor |t tho Army's gonorous w|th tho|r poanut
buttor. Wh|ch rom|nds mo, l'm starv|ng.
l po|ntod to a bow| ot app|os, at tho samo t|mo askod hor
how and why sho'd |ott homo so young. 3ho |ookod at mo
b|ank|y, and rubbod hor noso, as though |t t|ck|od: a
gosturo, soo|ng otton ropoatod, l camo to rocogn|zo as a
s|gna| that ono was trospass|ng. l|ko many poop|o w|th a
bo|d tondnoss tor vo|untoor|ng |nt|mato |ntormat|on,
anyth|ng that suggostod a d|roct quost|on, a p|nn|ng-down,
put hor on guard. 3ho took a b|to ot app|o, and sa|d: 1o||
mo somoth|ng you'vo wr|tton. 1ho story part.
1hat's ono ot tho troub|os. 1hoy'ro not tho k|nd ot stor|os
you coo to||.
1oo d|rty?
Vaybo l'|| |ot you road ono somot|mo.
Wh|skoy and app|os go togothor. ||x mo a dr|nk,
dar||ng. 1hon you can road mo a story yourso|t.
vory tow authors, ospoc|a||y tho unpub||shod, can ros|st
an |nv|tat|on to road a|oud. l mado us both a dr|nk and,
sott||ng |n a cha|r oppos|to, bogan to road to hor, my vo|co
a ||tt|o shaky w|th a comb|nat|on ot stago tr|ght and
onthus|asm: |t was a now story, l'd t|n|shod |t tho day
botoro, and that |nov|tab|o sonso ot shortcom|ng had not
had t|mo to dovo|op. lt was about two womon who sharo a
houso, schoo|toachors, ono ot whom, whon tho othor
bocomos ongagod, sproads w|th anonymous notos a
scanda| that provonts tho marr|ago. As l road, oach
g||mpso l sto|o ot |o||y mado my hoart contract. 3ho
t|dgotod. 3ho p|ckod apart tho butts |n an ashtray, sho
moonod ovor hor t|ngorna||s, as though |ong|ng tor a t||o,
worso, whon l d|d soom to havo hor |ntorost, thoro was
actua||y a to||ta|o trost ovor hor oyos, as |t sho woro
wondor|ng whothor to buy a pa|r ot shoos sho'd soon |n
somo w|ndow.
ls that tho ooo sho askod, wak|ng up. 3ho t|oundorod
tor somoth|ng moro to say. Ot courso l ||ko dykos
thomso|vos. 1hoy don't scaro mo a b|t. 3ut stor|os about
dykos boro tho bojosus out ot mo. l just can't put myso|t |n
tho|r shoos. Wo|| roa||y, dar||ng, sho sa|d, bocauso l was
c|oar|y puzz|od, |t |t's not about a coup|o ot o|d bu||-dykos,
what tho ho|| ls |t about?
3ut l was |n no mood to compound tho m|stako ot hav|ng
road tho story w|th tho turthor ombarrassmont ot oxp|a|n|ng
|t. 1ho samo van|ty that had |od to such oxposuro, now
torcod mo to mark hor down as an |nsons|t|vo, m|nd|oss
show-ott.
lnc|donta||y, sho sa|d, do you happon to know any n|co
|osb|ans? l'm |ook|ng tor a roommato. Wo||, don't |augh. l'm
so d|sorgan|zod, l s|mp|y can't attord a ma|d, and roa||y,
dykos aro wondortu| homo-makors, thoy |ovo to do a|| tho
work, you novor havo to bothor about brooms and
dotrost|ng and sond|ng out tho |aundry. l had a roommato |n
|o||ywood, sho p|ayod |n Wostorns, thoy ca||od hor tho
lono langor, but l'|| say th|s tor hor, sho was bottor than a
man around tho houso. Ot courso poop|o cou|dn't ho|p but
th|nk l must bo a b|t ot a dyko myso|t. And ot courso l am.
Evoryono |s: a b|t. 3o what? 1hat novor d|scouragod a man
yot, |n tact |t sooms to goad thom on. look at tho lono
langor, marr|od tw|co. Usua||y dykos on|y got marr|od
onco, just tor tho namo. lt sooms to carry such cachot |ator
on to bo ca||od Vrs. 3omoth|ng Anothor. 1hat's not truo!
3ho was star|ng at an a|arm c|ock on tho tab|o. lt can't bo
tour-th|rty!
1ho w|ndow was turn|ng b|uo. A sunr|so broozo band|od
tho curta|ns.
What |s today?
1hursday.
7borsooy. 3ho stood up. Vy God, sho sa|d, and sat
down aga|n w|th a moan. lt's too gruosomo.
l was t|rod onough not to bo cur|ous. l |ay down on tho
bod and c|osod my oyos. 3t||| |t was |rros|st|b|o: What's
gruosomo about 1hursday?
loth|ng. Excopt that l can novor romombor whon |t's
com|ng. You soo, on 1hursdays l havo to catch tho o|ght
torty-t|vo. 1hoy'ro so part|cu|ar about v|s|t|ng hours, so |t
you'ro thoro by ton that g|vos you an hour botoro tho poor
mon oat |unch. 1h|nk ot |t, |unch at o|ovon. You can go at
two, and l'd so much rathor, but ho ||kos mo to como |n tho
morn|ng, ho says |t sots h|m up tor tho rost ot tho day. l'vo
got to stay awako, sho sa|d, p|nch|ng hor chooks unt|| tho
rosos camo, thoro |sn't t|mo to s|oop, l'd |ook consumpt|vo,
l'd sag ||ko a tonomont, and that wou|dn't bo ta|r: a g|r| can't
go to 3|ng 3|ng w|th a groon taco.
l supposo not. 1ho angor l to|t at hor ovor my story was
obb|ng, sho absorbod mo aga|n.
A|| tho v|s|tors oo mako an ottort to |ook tho|r bost, and
|t's vory tondor, |t's swoot as ho||, tho way tho womon woar
tho|r prott|ost ovoryth|ng, l moan tho o|d onos and tho roa||y
poor onos too, thoy mako tho doarost ottort to |ook n|co
and smo|| n|co too, and l |ovo thom tor |t. l |ovo tho k|ds too,
ospoc|a||y tho co|orod onos. l moan tho k|ds tho w|vos
br|ng. lt shou|d bo sad, soo|ng tho k|ds thoro, but |t |sn't,
thoy havo r|bbons |n tho|r ha|r and |ots ot sh|no on tho|r
shoos, you'd th|nk thoro was go|ng to bo |co croam, and
somot|mos that's what |t's ||ko |n tho v|s|tors' room, a party.
Anyway |t's not ||ko tho mov|os: you know, gr|m wh|spor|ngs
through a gr|||o. 1horo |sn't any gr|||o, just a countor botwoon
you and thom, and tho k|ds can stand on |t to bo huggod, a||
you havo to do to k|ss somobody |s |oan across. What l ||ko
most, thoy'ro so happy to soo oach othor, thoy'vo savod up
so much to ta|k about, |t |sn't poss|b|o to bo du||, thoy koop
|augh|ng and ho|d|ng hands. lt's d|ttoront attorwards, sho
sa|d. l soo thom on tho tra|n. 1hoy s|t so qu|ot watch|ng tho
r|vor go by. 3ho strotchod a strand ot ha|r to tho cornor ot
hor mouth and n|bb|od |t thoughttu||y. l'm koop|ng you
awako. Go to s|oop.
l|oaso. l'm |ntorostod.
l know you aro. 1hat's why l want you to go to s|oop.
3ocauso |t l koop on, l'|| to|| you about 3a||y. l'm not suro that
wou|d bo qu|to cr|ckot. 3ho chowod hor ha|r s||ont|y. 1hoy
novor to|o mo not to to|| anyono. ln so many words. And |t ls
tunny. Vaybo you cou|d put |t |n a story w|th d|ttoront namos
and whatnot. l|ston, |rod, sho sa|d, roach|ng tor anothor
app|o, you'vo got to cross your hoart and k|ss your o|bow --