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    The document contains a list of common medical problems paired with joking doctor responses. It begins with 8 medical issues numbered 1 through 8, each followed by a letter A through H. The lettered responses provide humorous non-medical answers to the presented problems, such as suggesting someone trip their running nose or eat at a restaurant to stop thinking they are a vampire.

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    The document contains a list of common medical problems paired with joking doctor responses. It begins with 8 medical issues numbered 1 through 8, each followed by a letter A through H. The lettered responses provide humorous non-medical answers to the presented problems, such as suggesting someone trip their running nose or eat at a restaurant to stop thinking they are a vampire.

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    Doctor Doctor Jokes

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    The document contains a list of common medical problems paired with joking doctor responses. It begins with 8 medical issues numbered 1 through 8, each followed by a letter A through H. The lettered responses provide humorous non-medical answers to the presented problems, such as suggesting someone trip their running nose or eat at a restaurant to stop thinking they are a vampire.

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    Doctor Doctor Jokes

    Match the problem with the doctors solution: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. Doctor Doctor, Ive got a strawberry stuck in my ear... Doctor Doctor, I think I need glasses... Doctor Doctor, I think Im addicted to butter... Doctor Doctor, I feel like everyone is ignoring me... Doctor Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running? Doctor Doctor, I cant get to sleep.... Doctor Doctor, I get a pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking Im a vampire

    A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H.

    Next please!!!! Sit on the edge of the bed and youll soon drop off Dont worry, I think Ive got some cream for that Stick your foot out and trip it up Try taking the spoon out Mmmm, this seems to be spreading Necks please !!!!! You certainly do, this is a restaurant

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