Volume

21, Issue 1

March 25, 2012

"I love doing NMR spectroscopy; it makes me feel like Robert Langdon." ~ OPP

The Bathroom Reader!

This weeks weather in Mayan symbols!
Monday, March 26: 47/37

(Partly Cloudy) Tuesday, March 27:

66/52

(Isolate T-storms) Wednesday, March 28: 67/39

(Mostly Sunny) Thursday, March 29:

48/38

Hello everyone! I hope you all had a marvelous spring break!! Maybe some of you who w ent to the beach now have a killer tan (or in my case would be some killer freckles). Or maybe some of you went to another country. If so, I am waiting for my amazing, foreign souvenir. Please and thank you! :] In other news, classes start tomorrow. Sad day. If you got stuck in the 8 am biology class, tough noodles. And I can say that because I have to be up as well, but for organic chemistry. Gross. However, lets all try to stay positive because if you count down until June 8th, we only have 75 more days left till summer!! Woo!! Let the countdown begin! Best, Mattie

(Sunny) Friday, March 30:

57/46

(Partly Cloudy) Saturday, March 31: (Cloudy) Sunday, April 1:

56/46

66/46

(Showers)

Tuesday, March 27 : 11am-1pm: P2P Lunches Wednesday, March 28th: 11am-1pm: P2P Lunches Thursday, March 29th: 6pm-9pm: Housing Meeting 10pm-12am: Group Bonding
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Agenda for this week:

Zylmanisms!

Hoosiers in Missouri
In St. Louis, Missouri, the word is used in a derogatory fashion in similar context to "hick" or "white trash." They also think that Panera is called St. Louis Bread Co. Silly people.

Carmody dreams of spreadsheets instead of hot girls. ~ Anonymous

This Slivkan, unironically, asked what SESP was.

"Its your uterus, do whatever you want with it." ~ Anonymous

Volume 21, Issue 1

March 25, 2012

Let me introduce you to Jenna Marbles!

Okay guys, if you havent seen her videos, please watch them! They are hilarious in my opinion. So go do it!....NOW!

Here are two suggestions! Watch them both too because it is funnier that way. :]

What Girls Do in the Car

What Boys Do in the Car

Here are some scrabbled words to scrabble your brain a bit. (Answers are upside down at the bottom!)

ANIMALS: 1. AAMILP 2. GHGORUDNO

COUNTRIES: 1. SAHAAMB 2. UNAUVTA ELEMENTS:

1. UREOPIUM 2. IMULPNTA
And here is a little picture to brighten your day! ANIMALS: 1. IMPALA 2. GROUNDHOG COUNTRIES: 1. BAHAMAS 2. VANUATU ELEMENTS: 1. EUROPIUM 2. PLATINUM