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    A poll found that 73% of respondents described a situation as "beyond belief" and 9% said they could "hardly believe it" while 5% could "just barely believe it". Additionally, 13% said they "couldn't give a flying fuck about the whole goddamn thing". The poll also found that the National Shit-Credulity Index has hit an all-time low with only 2% of Americans describing themselves as "fully confident of [their] capacity to believe this shit".

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    A poll found that 73% of respondents described a situation as "beyond belief" and 9% said they could "hardly believe it" while 5% could "just barely believe it". Additionally, 13% said they "couldn't give a flying fuck about the whole goddamn thing". The poll also found that the National Shit-Credulity Index has hit an all-time low with only 2% of Americans describing themselves as "fully confident of [their] capacity to believe this shit".

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    A poll found that 73% of respondents described a situation as "beyond belief" and 9% said they could "hardly believe it" while 5% could "just barely believe it". Additionally, 13% said they "couldn't give a flying fuck about the whole goddamn thing". The poll also found that the National Shit-Credulity Index has hit an all-time low with only 2% of Americans describing themselves as "fully confident of [their] capacity to believe this shit".

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    Nobody believes this shit.

    The Onion in 98 [OCTOBER 7, 1998 | ISSUE 4327 ISSUE 3410] In addition to the 73 percent of poll respondents who described this shit as "beyond belief," 9 percent said they could "hardly" believe this shit, with another 5 percent "just barely" believing it. An additional 13 percent said they "couldn't give a flying fuck about the whole goddamn thing." The poll also found that the National Shit-Credulity Index (NSCI) has hit an all-time low, with only 2 percent of Americans describing themselves as "fully confident of [their] capacity to believe this shit." "The American people have had to deal with this kind of shit for years," Gallup Organization president Lee Sanderson said, "but now, for the first time, it appears that the vast majority of them just can't fucking believe it anymore."

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