WHY WE SHOULD DO SEX THINGS

a powerpoint

Thesis
We have corresponding sexual orientations. I am mildly to extremely sexually attracted to you and I am mildly to extremely sexually attractive. Lets do this.

MY APPEALING CHARACTERISTICS
PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE

13%

11%

NOT A DROPOUT 17% RAW SEXUALITY A GUY 10% POP CULTURE REFERENCES MUSIC TASTE OR SOMETHING

12%

37%

EXAMPLE OF A GUY
(I AM ALSO A GUY)

This is Robert Downey Jr. Hes hotter than I am But are you ever going to bang RDJ? Lets get real, bro.

Getting Laid Statistics

100 90 80 70 60 50 40 30 20 10 0 Sexual encounters

Remember what I said about Robert Downey Jr.? Now its a graph.

With me Without me

Definition of sex things

Sex Things (noun) not necessarily sex, because, yknow, pregnancy and STDs and stuff. But definitely, definitely sexy things.
You know, like making out and stuff.

Pros and cons

PROS CONS

Making out is pretty awesome

Sex things rule even if they arent secret I have a penis

We might end up hating each other

Your parents might disapprove or something How are you going to respond to a goddamn powerpoint? My body could be so disgusting that your vagina suddenly and permanently becomes drier than the Sahara No more cons. Pros win.

It would be pretty awkward to reject a powerpoint

This could potentially be hilarious

BASICALLY
What Im trying to say is
lets dirty fuck.