The Penis Song

Written and performed by Eric Idle Arranged by Joseph M. Rozell

Vocal

G3 o a8
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Is - n't it aw - fully nice to have a pe - nis?

Right Hand

Left Hand

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3 3 3

n kz o t p n t
3 3 3

kz y t o

s a k k k k k k k dk k k
Is' - nt it fright - fully good to have a dong?

o o

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8

o kz t
3 3 3

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It's

ks

k k k k k k k k
swell to have a stif - fy. It's di-

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vine to own a dick,

k k
From the

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ti - ni - est lit - tle tad - ger To the

dks
world's

k k ks
big - gest prick.

ks
So,

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m d jj dj

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Arrangement 2006 Piano Themes http://www.pianothemes.com Original Score Monty Python Inc.

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three

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k o oz t k k
3
Tho - mas. Hoo -

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ray for your one - eyed trou - ser

cheers for your Wil - ly or John

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14

kzs ks kz o
3 3 3

o n o n
3

m d jj dj k k k k k t
Per - cy, or your cock.

s o a k
snake,

ks
Your

k kk k k k k k
piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your

k k
You can

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3 3
17

y spo kzs s dks p o dkz

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3 3 3

s p ks p ks s s s kzs z z s s ks p ks p ks kz kz kz
3 3

po po
3

s a dk k k k k k k k dk k k k k k k
wrap it up in rib - bons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't

k k k k fk k k k k ks o kz ks o kz
take it out in pub - lic, Or they will

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20

s p ks p ks p o dkzs zs z s p dks p o ks p k dkz kz kz

3

f ks o f kz dks o dkz

k 3 ks o k o ek k k k t k k k o n a t
stick you in the dock, And you

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fk s o f kz e kz dk ks o dkz kz

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won't

come

back