A LETTER FROM MR.

ELECTRICITY TO MISS ELECTRICITY

9-81 Potential Road Watt & Volt Building Current Post Resistance Nagar Voltage 110000

Dear Mr. Magnetism, I am quite well here in 220 Volts and I hope you will be the same there in the main wires. I first saw you in MAGNETOMETER vibrating with SIMPLE HARMONIC MOTION at my house. I came to know that you were sitting at the lines of force in the region of perpendicular 'MAGNETIC FIELD'. You were looking so handsome that the NORTH POLE of my heart was attracted towards you on the SOUTH POLE. The reflection of your big blue eyes has made a VIRTUAL IMAGE on the CONCAVE MIRROR of my heart at FOCAL POINT. The deflection of your lovely face and frequency of alternating voice were very charming, heart to pulsate just like a DIRECT CURRENT. So I request you to meet on FARADY at about KILOWATT HOUR at the post office box near WHEATSTONE BRIDGE. If you dont come let me warn you that there will be a SHORT CIRCUIT in my heart. Convey my full electricity shocks to your parents and short circuit to your new home. With thousands of volts and amperes. Chargefully yours, Miss electricity