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Application To Date My Sister
Application To Date My Sister
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete
financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
NAME _____________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ____________
HEIGHT ________ WEIGHT _________ IQ __________ GPA _________
SOCIAL SECURITY #______________ DRIVERS LICENSE #____________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS_____________________________________________________
CITY/STATE ____________________________ ZIP______
Do you have parents?
___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _______________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________
__Yes __No
__Yes __No
C. A waterbed?
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back?
E. A tattoo?
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring,
__Yes __No
__Yes __No
__Yes __No
__Yes __No
REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend ___________________________________________________
How often you attend ________________________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? ____________
mother? ___________
pastor? ____________
SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.
A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________
C: A woman's place is in the:
____________________________________________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
____________________________________________________________________
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?
____________________________________________________________________
F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:
____________________________________________________________________
G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________________
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four
to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do
not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your
application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying
violin cases (you might want to watch your back) .