1. January to december sunday to saturday Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed....... u.... R.... always.... a HEADACHE to me !!!! 2.

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the World seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u an eye specialist !! 3. If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage 4. During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away. 5. Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............ 7. I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air.......................... it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart............. i got a HEART ATTACK 8. LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers 9. ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best 10. True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

11. Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ? 12. I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! 13. when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means .........pick d phone idiot 14. Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ... Student : WOW ! 15. The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love 16. SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO.... Brush ur Teeth FROM today onwards 17. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. 18. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir.... 19. Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide