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Beneath The Glitter
Beneath The Glitter
Beneath The Glitter
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Five Months Earlier . . .
It was the kind of day that was made for kissing, Sophia London
thought, and immediately wished she hadn’t.
Still, there was no denying it. Blue sky, puff y clouds, rich but-
tery light that gave everything it touched a slight golden sheen,
turning skin luminous and the grass that bordered Beverly Bou-
levard a rich green. Behind her, her younger sister Ava tried to
coax her puppy, Popcorn, away from a particularly delectable fire
hydrant. It was warm with a hint of breeze, just enough to make
you want to nestle against someone’s neck and get them laughing
as your hair tickled their nose . . .
Stop it, Sophia told her brain.
And no checking messages, she ordered her hand, already on its
way to the pocket of her bright coral blazer.
Sophia caught her hand sneaking back toward the pocket and
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rerouted it to check the bow at the neck of her lacy cream blouse.
There wasn’t a message; there wouldn’t be a message. There shouldn’t
be a message.
So why did she care so much? Her life was pretty much per-
fect—ideal, she corrected herself, just the way it was. Sure it was
a lot of work, but it was still amazing, a dream. What else could
you call waking up every morning in Los Angeles, a place where
the weather was almost always fantastic and you could find your-
self in line at the supermarket next to someone you’d been watch-
ing on TV the night before? Living in Hollywood with Ava,
seeing where they could take the London Calling brand, every
day a new adventure—she had everything she needed.
And yet there were days, days like this one when everyone
around her seemed to be living in a romantic comedy movie mon-
tage, strolling arm in arm and feeding each other strawberries
from a farm stand and talking about what movie to see and smil-
ing up into each other’s eyes and giggling for no reason and run-
ning to catch lights and exchanging quick, intense kisses . . .
Days like this Sophia felt a little lonely. As she toyed with the
ends of her blond hair she thought that it didn’t help that today
was—would have been, she corrected herself—her third anniver-
sary with Clay Cutter, the football player with the boyish smile
she’d dated from the summer after her freshman year of college
until three months earlier. She could still picture him standing
there in his tuxedo, his face all gorgeous and intense in the light
of the full moon, could still smell the slight perfume from the red
rose boutonniere she’d pinned to his lapel, could hear the sounds
of music and laughter from the Valentine’s Day formal behind
them, could feel the fingers of cold creeping over her as he said—
“Do you think I should shave my head?”
The sound of Ava’s voice next to her jolted Sophia out of the
memory, but it took her a moment to register what she’d heard.
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Ava and Popcorn shot by her so she had to rush to catch up with
them. “Did you just ask if you should shave your head?”
Ava nodded, her dark brown ponytail bobbing up and down.
“I was trying to see if you were listening.” Popcorn zigzagged
across the pavement in front of them, rushing from side to side to
sniff at everything. “Do you have any idea what I’ve been talking
about for the last five minutes?”
“Of course,” Sophia said, pretending to be hurt by the accusa-
tion.
Ava moved her eyes from Popcorn to her sister. “Really? Pinkie
swear?”
Sophia sighed and her shoulders sagged. “Well. No.”
Ava stopped walking, much to the dismay of Popcorn who
began popping up and down at the end of his leash like he was
trying to live up to his name. Crossing her arms over her chest,
she said, “Are you finally going to tell me what’s wrong?”
Sometimes Sophia wished that Ava didn’t know her as well
as she did. It was like being scrutinized in a slightly-too-effective
magnifying mirror.
“It’s Clay, isn’t it?” Ava said, her eyes filled with sympathy.
“Yeah, I guess I’m still feeling a little bruised.” Sophia let out
a deep breath she didn’t realize she’d been holding. Just saying it
out loud made her feel a little better. Acknowledging how one
minute she’d been a princess in a fairy tale heading into the Hap-
pily Ever After sunset with her Prince Charming and the next
she’d been frozen on the steps of her sorority house, staring into
the empty space where he’d stood, back at square Once Upon a
Time and wanting to be anywhere but there.
“Alright, I know just what you need.” Ava nodded positively,
pulling out her phone. “I’m staging a sistervention.”
And that—as well as some string pulling by their connected-to-
everyone-and-their-housekeeper neighbor Lily van Alden—was
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how half an hour later Sophia found herself seated at the coveted
corner table on the patio at Toast with Ava, Popcorn, Lily, MM
(no one knew what the initials stood for but when asked he said,
“It’s pronounced mmmm mmmmm like the Campbell’s Soup ads,
because I’m that good”), MM’s new boyfriend Sven, and a massive
cinnamon roll.
“No pausing!” Ava ordered. “And no sharing! You have to eat
the whole thing right away for the cure to work.”
“Cinnamon rolls are not medicine,” Sophia said, hastily tak-
ing the pastry back from MM.
“Wow, remind me to get Ava a prison guard uniform next
time I’m shopping with you two,” MM whispered to Sophia.
She and Ava had met MM one day when they were having
coffee at a Starbucks between appointments, before they’d even
moved to LA . They’d already had three meetings that morning
and were so exhausted they weren’t even talking. Then out of no-
where this guy about Sophia’s age had come up to them, said,
“You two are adorable. Is that jacket vintage or vintage nouveau?
I’m a stylist and have a client who would die for it.” They spent
the next hour chatting and made a shopping date for the next
day. That’s when they discovered he was not just a stylist but on
his way to becoming the go-to stylist for young Hollywood after
making a splash with what the blogs called his “boho-mod” look.
As fashionistas themselves, he was a good person to know. But it
was clear from day one that he was more than just a professional
contact—he was an instant BFF.
Now he was eyeing Ava with a combination of surprise and
fear. “I wouldn’t have thought Little London had it in her. She’s
scary when she’s like this.”
Sophia nodded. “You think this is frightening, you should see
her on her third cup of—”
“No talking!” Ava said sternly. “And you”—she looked hard
at MM—“stop distracting her or I’ll sick the guard dog on you.”
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She held Popcorn up and made growling noises, but his menac-
ing appearance was reduced by the way he started licking her face
all over.
“I am unsure,” Sven said to MM with a concerned frown.
“Which one is it who we should be scared of ?”
Sophia nearly choked on the coffee she was sipping, and ev-
eryone else cracked up too except Sven, who continued to look
confused.
Which was pretty much his standard expression—whether
because he didn’t understand English well or because, as Lily
thought, all the cells that should have gone to his brain went in-
stead to making him godlike in his handsomeness, was unclear.
He and the super-outgoing MM were opposites not just so-
cially but physically as well. MM was barely five and a half feet
tall with cinnamon-colored skin, dark curly hair, and a wiry, lean
physique, while Sven, a foot taller and blond, with the chiseled
proportions of a bodybuilder, looked like he could hoist MM with
one bicep. MM was always cleverly dressed with every detail at-
tended to like the way the penny in his just-the-right-amount-
beat-up loafers was tarnished the same color as the band on his
coconut-husk fedora; Sven, on the other hand, wore only warm-up
suits with the names of Eastern European countries on the back.
And yet, somehow their relationship seemed to be working.
How, a tiny voice inside Sophia’s head asked. How come they
could do it and she couldn’t?
Glancing across the table and seeing Ava’s eyes on her, she
quickly pushed the thought into a corner of her mind, stopped
shredding the napkin she’d been destroying in her lap, tucked a
stray strand of blond hair behind her ear, and broadened her
smile. She really appreciated what Ava was trying to do and she
wanted her to know that her sistervention had been a success.
She whispered, “Thank you,” and was rewarded with a big grin
from Ava. They spent the next twenty minutes being entertained
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Lily’s eyes got huge. She turned and grabbed Sophia’s wrists
and said, “You should do it with me. It will totally help with your
dating block.”
“I don’t have a dating block.” Sophia tried to gently pull away.
“It’s just that I think I attract weird men. Seriously . . . who else
here can say they have gone on dates with such strange guys? All
of whom were perfect on paper and very good looking.
Lily kept hold of her wrists. “Uh, Spider-Man, BLAIN
KNIGHT!, and lace underwear guy sound like a dating block to
me. Something is out of balance about the romantic energy
you’re sending out, so you’re attracting the wrong kind of person.
I learned all about it in my ‘use your energy to save the world’
seminar.”
Ava’s dark ponytail slid over her shoulder as she tilted her
head to one side and said, “But what is a boytox?”
Lily addressed the whole table. “A boytox is like a cleanse, but
for your personal life. I read about it in a magazine.” On her left
MM began folding his napkin into a noose. Lily ignored him and
went on. “It’s a way to clear out stagnant dating energy. Like after
you end a relationship. A lot of times after a breakup people dis-
tract themselves by taking ‘manex,’ which means having flings or
going on dates with lots of different people. But that just leads to
more negative energy. The way to heal is to stop going on dates
entirely—do a total boytox. If someone asks you out, you auto-
matically say no. It takes away the pressure of thinking you should
be dating.”
Sophia frowned. “I’m not sure that sounds fun.”
Lily shook her head emphatically, sending a wave of thick
golden hair swinging back and forth. “It’s the complete opposite
of that. I know someone who knows someone who did it and
said it’s the best way to meet men. It’s like they can smell your
unavailability. So while you’re avoiding bad dates, you’re meeting
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tons of guys and then when you’re done with your boytox, you
can choose the ones you connect with. Think of it like being at a
fat-free buffet, all the choice and none of the downside.”
Sometimes I go to buffets just to look at the food, but then I
don’t eat any of it. Is it like that?” MM asked.
Lily ignored him and stayed focused on her sales pitch. “If
not for yourself, do it for me. In fact, let’s all do it together in a
spirit of sisterdarity.”
“I don’t know . . .” Sophia said. She looked at Ava. “What do
you think?”
Ava toyed with her fork for a minute, looking torn, then spent
a little too much time straightening the napkin in her lap. But
when she finally looked back up she gave a smile and said, “Sure.
So, how long does a boytox last?”
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LonDOs
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Cinnamon rolls
Lacy blouses
Bright blazers
A nail polish collection the size of a nail salon
LonDON’Ts
Being forced to eat an entire large cinnamon roll yourself. Rude.
Boys who collect spiders
People who talk about themselves in all caps
Puppies who don’t act menacing when you need them to
Ava after more than one cup of coffee
Sophia before one cup of coffee
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