Jha Sir 9718156609 Lado Laggi Hoye Bhukh.......

Hor Bhul Jaanda Sab Kuch

Status Paaya Ik Tere Kar Ke........Ni Tu Ignore Maar Gayi Vadiya Hoya..........Teri Saheli LIKE Maar Gayi :p

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Good liars are also better at detecting other people s lies.

Relationships nowadays are like birthday parties, once the cake is eaten. . . th e party is over

Nothing is really lost Until your mom can't find it ;)

Samsung Galaxy S lll launched... MRP-38'180/- Giving Tough Compition to Hero Hon da Splendor,TVS,Bajaj Platina...::P

Facebook Is Not About Likes :) . . . . . . . . . . . . Hit LIKE if you agree :D

Khirki Se Dekha Toh Rastey Par Koi Nhi Thaa............... Khirki Se Dekha Toh Rastey Par Koi Nhi Thaa............... Aur Jab Rastey Se Dekha Toh Khirki Par Koi Nhi Thaa...........:p

EH TAAN EVE BHARAM NE MUTEYARAN DE MAADI NEET NA RAKHDE "PUTT SARDARAAN" DE

I didn t fall. The floor just needed a hug.....

FACT . . . . The LONGEST 5 minutes in The WORLD are The LAST 5 min of a LECTURE. . . . . While the SHORTEST 5 minute are THE LAST 5min in EXAM HALL

universal truth.. . . ."Loose Motion never comes in Slow Motion" :D

?12 year olds have a Blackberry an iPAD a Laptop &a FACEBOOK. . . . When i was 12 , i felt cool with my new pilot pen :)

All D ProbLems Are Stuck Between "Mind & Matter" |If u Don't Mind| |It Doesn't Matter|

The Awkward m0ment" When Teacher Start lecture by saying... "As We Already Kn0w" . . . And Actually we don't kn0w anything ... (o_O)

Pagg Shagg Bann Ke.................Jean Pepe Jeans London Wali Paa Ke Thalle Jeep Rakhi Landi Ray-Ban Sajaa Ke............... Aaun Fabh Ke Chunni De Yaar Saare........... Notorious Munde Aa Gaye..............Rahin Bacch Ke Pataliye Naare

Lecturers keep telling us we have to work twice as hard as the previous semester . . . . what they don' realize is that . . . (0x2)=0 :D

Boyfriend :- Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart ;) Girlfriend :- How Funny, Why Not Heart ? . Boyfriend :- Because . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)

To err is human...To Burrrraaaahhh is Sardaar :P

Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala . . . . . Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun.. MORAL : ROJ BRUSH KARO WARNA GHAR MEIN CHUHE AATE HEIN :D :D

Thought of the day---> It's Better To Fail than to Cheat, . . . . Thought of Engineering students---> It's Better To Cheat than to Repeat!