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Issue 22 - September 2012
Issue 22 - September 2012
Issue 22 - September 2012
NEWSLETTER
sighed, put down the Stone and got up and followed her. The walk to the site of the task was only about 10 minutes, but to Hairy it seemed like a lifetime, he could feel his heart beating hard in his chest and his paws were sweating. Oh dear, how unattractive. Here we are! LT said brightly, Hairy looked up after spending the last two minutes studying his paws very closely hed never noticed that tiny black fleck of fur just on his little claw before and he saw a maze, a giant jumble of hedges that towered three metres above Hairys head. Oh Primus Felinius Flamel... not LEAVES! Urgh! I cannot do this! Soggy leaves... sticking to paws... all muddy and disgusting... Hairy sat down and woefully looked towards the maze while thinking about what would be the best fur product would be for the aftermath of this task. Unlike the previous task, where all the contestants went wild, coughing
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up hairballs and fainting, this time they all just sat staring at the maze walls. Except for Tiny, who glared at Hairy, like it was his fault. Tiny wasnt exactly friends with Hairy after her mentor, Iris, abandoned her to support Hairy in the Deathly Shallows. As a result, Hairy won the Stone of Destiny, and Tiny was furious with Iris for succumbing to Hairys charms, and to Hairy, for stealing her mentor. Hairy didnt understand, how could Iris possibly have resisted him? And then Stoff stood up to speak; Fellow Kittys of Oxfordshire, today I present to
you the final task! A cheer went up in the crowd, with the names of the contestants being shouted out by the relevant animal societies. Stoff raised his paw for silence and then continued, Today the contestants face possibly their hardest challenge yet! They shall battle the hidden terrors in the maze and the first cat to reach the centre shall be the winner! Now this sounds easy, but heed my warning. The maze changes cats, it could drive you mad, and there are things in the maze terrifying things. This task is not for the faint-hearted. Keep your head, trust your
instincts and dont crumble in the face of your greatest fears. The crowd rippled with excitement. Hairy grew pale under his fur. This wasnt going to be easy. How does Hairy fare in this hardest of challenges yet? You decide. Email Prized Slave at stoffragettes@live.co.uk with your entry asap.
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might you be? The dog was amazed. Thats my name and Im a dog. The rabbit looked disgusted and replied with great dignity I am a rabbit and I would be glad if you would go away, and do not come back. At that moment, The One Who Feeds appeared and Roger was laced up and ignominiously led away.He resolved to announce, at the next Twilight Barking, that the rabbit Roger was Not For Eating. Any neighbouring dog fortunate enough to be Free, must search for Freshly Caught rabbit in the surrounding farms. As he gazed at the bowl of dried Dogs Dinner that evening, he pondered on his adventure. Roger the rabbit was really rather beautiful-just like him! Perhaps, instead of Freshly Caught Dogs Dinner, he had found a friend!
brown. He was four years old, frisky, and looking for excitement. Diet was an important part of his life. He wished for a change from his dry Dogs Dinner. His desire was for Freshly Caught Food. On the nightly Twilight Barking, came
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