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Tri Volley Talkies-Edition 08-Oct 03 2012
Tri Volley Talkies-Edition 08-Oct 03 2012
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TRI-VOLLEY TALKIES
-Special Report
Sunnyvale: For the first time in 4 tournaments, The TPS Titans did not make it through the league stage in the Manavta volleyball tournament. The dismal performance in the tournament was squarely blamed by captain Srini on the Vaastu of the ground.
"First and foremost, we should change the name from Titans to Tughlak. The name itself has 'luck' in it which we are in desperate need of. And this also suits the team because the captain was changed all of a sudden just the way king Tughlaq changed his capital." Continuing after a brief restroom break which went for quite a long time, he said, "Henceforth, we will perform rituals in the ground with drums, candles and bells. Very importantly, we will perform 'ground pooja' by digging the court of opponent after the toss. Anyway, we have an expert digger in our CMD. These should appease the Gods and Goddesses. If not, it will definitely irritate the opponents. This sure is to change the tide in our way in the future." "We did a good job. In fact, I was batting very well." said Chemical Abhi attracting confused reaction from our reporter."Oh,by the way, I meant I was batting very well at Peacock restaurant. Food was awesome. You should also go there" he clarified quickly. Captain Srini was seen reading the bill for a long time and it looked like he had paid the price for Abhis batting. The silver lining amidst the whole fiasco is that now TPS is planning to up the ante soon. "All we needed was an excuse and we have a perfect one now" said a beaming Anand V, the Chief Mailer Demon of TPS. "You can see us in action soon in the Advanced categories fighting it out in the same style"
"They should have placed the net aligned to the NE-SW direction instead of how they were" cried Srini. "Also", he continued with tears in his eyes, "The organizers started the game around 915 AM which was the 'Rahu kaalam period, which on Saturday is between 9 and 1030 AM. It proved highly inauspicious to us. It was so bad that we had to wait for 45 minutes for our first game." There were very high hopes on the team to bring home a trophy as this was the last tournament of the year. But unfortunately, the team could not fight against the "Grahas" (stars and planets). Apparently, the placement of the sun was not at a correct position. It was right above in the sky. Also the other planets were way too far except 'Shani'(Saturn) which was crossing the court # 2 in which the Titans were playing. The team is said to have contacted a renowned numerologist in the immediate aftermath of the tournament results and it has also come to light that there are going to be huge changes in the team structure. Talking to our reporter about the future plans of Titans, Veteran player and former captain Das said,
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