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House M.D. Quotes
House M.D. Quotes
Marriages don't fail because couples get bored, they fail because..while they're dating, people pretend to be the person they think their partner wants, and then...well, there's only so long you can keep that up.
S03E14 Insensitive
People who avoid commitment are people who know what a big thing it is. (Foreman)
S03E15 Half-Wit
I dont want you to die without knowing the feeling. Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling. (after he kissed Cameron) One small feel for a man, one giant ass for mankind. (about Cuddys ass)
S04E01 Alone
Im thinking the broken bones are a reponse for the building falling in her head up. Imagine that the roof of the storage closet collapses on your favourite floor buffer which then starts overheating.. -Parasites or fungus, is possible.. - Or maybe Lupus. -??? -My grandma has Lupus. (talking to the janitor) -If youre broke, Ill lend you a tiny bit of the money I owe you.. -No, no, I wouldnt put you in that position! (talking to Wilson) -Did you find drugs in their home? -Shes probably hiding them in her purse. I thought itd be rude to go searching under a 1000 tones of rubble. -Where did you come from? -Apes, if you believe democrats. (talking to Cuddy)
-There were pick-axes. Either you had them dig up a body, or youre building a railroad. (talking to Cuddy about the cemetery incident) Start with amyloidosis and keep going till you reach..zamyloidosis! Big Love, have I humiliated you in the last half of hour? -You agreed with everything he said, you finished each other sentences.. -Thats why I gotta go you dont need someone to tell you what youre already thinking. -Funny, I was gonna say that. (Henrys leaving)
S04E09 Games
Theres always a reason.
-The bodys doing the opposite of what its supposed to. Her bodys Wilson. How do we respond to that? -We accept that hes happy! Things arent where we wanted to be just because we wanted to be there. Of course, that doesnt mean theyrent where they should be.
We can aspire to anything, but we dont get it just because we want it. I would rather spend my life close to the birds than waste it wishing I had wings. Almost dying changes nothing. Dying changes everything.
S05E06 Joy
Sorry. Your daddys perfectly healthy, but we want you to give him a kidney anyway cause itd be cool if he had three. -I need a genetic disease.. -Im sure youre carrying a few!
S05E08 Emancipation
Holding things in could give you cancer!
Thats the great thing about brothers, you can make mistakes but theyll still love you. (Foreman)
S05E15 Unfaithful
Why do I bother with these great metaphors if I still have to spell it out? Im solving puzzles. Saving lives is collateral damage. Conflict breeds creativity. Religion is not the opioide of the masses. Religion is the placebo of the masses.