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Dink-Barney Fiife 9-12-12
Dink-Barney Fiife 9-12-12
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quarter-mile, Barney was pointing to the car ahead, Pull over. Both cars pulled over. Barney put on his hat, stepped out of the car and hitched up his pants as he approached the car. Looking back at his buddy, he winked as he took a slow stroll around the suspects car. He made one more lap, stopping to write down the tags information. When he walked up to the drivers window, the glass spooled down. Mister, Barney said, you were going kind of fast back there. Where are you from, anyway? The driver said, Cincinnati. Angry, Barney snapped, Dont lie to me, mister, I saw that Ohio tag!
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