Also known as BC (Easier to remember than IA and it rhymes!) Volume 1, Issue 39 (Happy trails to you until we meet again!

) 2012 Copyright 2012 by Jeffrey H. Kahn All rights reserved

Idiots Anonymous
November

I Told You So!

DBy Chawnaw Hershel Kahn Whilyyweeweee A reader commented on the previous newsletter that I needed therapy. Let it be known that I cause others to get therapy! As a matter of Whileslsffoiho38484857579 fact those in the field of psychology have used my I services to increase their business and give me a whopping 10% commission on all new customers! The reader was probably referring to my story Youve Been Skunked! where it was mentioned among other things that 716 billion dollars was taken away from Medicare to pay for Obama Care. A loyal anonymous reader on the other hand emailed me the following information: Only I have spoken to many people regarding Obama Care that are on Medicare. My brothers co-pay went from $10 to $90. My friend had taken He\\ medication for his back and used to pay $30 and Clo now pays $150 for the same medication. My other friend also cannot use the same medication, because she cannot afford to pay the increase in price! If you are disgusted with your Medicare or any other social services, please email me. Speaking about therapy a friend came over to my apartment and noticing a fishing rod said that fishing is good therapy. I heartily agreed and said, Yes, the fish need the exercise! Many years ago I spoke on WJLK FM in Asbury Park on a Sunday morning talk show. My editorial was called, Just Call Me Chawnaw. What I found amazing at the time was that people never heard me speak on the radio considered me who to be a celebrity. If you want to know the truth I thought that it was ridiculous how they looked at me. Judge a person for their deeds, not because they talk on a radio! The show had a contest where a dozen doughnuts were given away. The only callers that I ever got rudely demanded, WHERE ARE MY DOUGHNUTS?! If you caught the hint I am interested in speaking on the radio again! Chawnaw@rocketmail.com

Do You Need Help?

By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn Nothing is impossible until it is proven that it cant be done. I am not convinced that marriage is possible! But what I am sure is possible is a Federal organization that is reaching out to help you called FEMA. When I was first introduced to FEMA I thought they were some kind of bone organization. Ok, so I went to NYU where everyone in Manhattan does not pronounce their rs. Just like a femur that helps to support the body, FEMA is here to help you if you need disaster assistance. If you need disaster assistance for a small business do not call FEMA they are only for individuals! The SBA or Small Business Administration is handling all small business claims. The following information may be helpful to you: You may call to apply at 1-800-621-3362. Make sure you have both you and your spouses social security number and private insurance information if available, the address and zip code of the damaged property as well as the directions to get there, a daytime phone number as well as a phone number where a message may be left for you, and an address where you can get mail. If you require more information or would like to apply on line go to www.DisasterAssistance.gov or if you have a smart phone, mine is pretty stupid, go to: m.fema.gov. The TTY number is 1-800-462-7585. Hurricane Sandy was the worst hurricane I have ever seen in New Jersey and I wish you all only the best! The Truth About Nonsense! 3 rd Edition By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn
Special price for the first 100 customers! Only $7.99 Featuring three new scientific theories! You will never believe in nonsense again! Go to this link on Jewish-e-books.com http://www.jewish-e-books.com/the-truth-aboutnonsense.html? goback=.gmp_3247141.gde_3247141_member_160595523

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