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Cads Report: ISSUE 2012
Cads Report: ISSUE 2012
CADS REPORT
NOV
ISSUE 2012
Dutch and UK news oddities from both sides of our cod-less pond
I feel like a bat down here in OZ I think something entered ones brain
CADS Report publishes private, secret, and classified nonsense about the state of the UK and the Netherlands from anonymous news sources.
As Thanksgiving nears,
'Frankenturkey'
attacks in Connecticut
Connecticut Wild turkeys seem to know that Thanksgiving is right around the corner and they are fighting back in Connecticut. Marcos Carreras, of Farmington, Conn., was on his way to work at Kingswood Oxford School on Wednesday morning when one menacing turkey he refers to as "Frankenturkey" went after one car, then came right up to his driver's side window and actually pecked the door. The fowl encounter happened between Old Mountain Road and Talcott Notch and Frankenturkey attacked on Halloween as well, Carreras said.
Pelicans blown north by Sandy get ride home to Floridain a private jet
Rhode Island -- Two brown pelicans blown to Rhode Island by the winds of Hurricane Sandy were flying back Saturday to their natural habitat in Florida -- via a private plane. "They were a little bit thin, they were a little beat up from the storm," Brooks said of the birds.
Swedish woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton
Sweden (Reuters) - A woman in Sweden has been charged with
engaging in sexual activities with a human skeleton and could face jail time for disturbing the peace of the dead, a Swedish prosecutor said.
by WATERS
MIKE
HMS Elfin
Last Saturday, 8 of the more hardy CADS joined HMS Elfin on her trip to Wormerveer, after dropping off Sinter Klaas and 100 Zwarte Piets at Zaandam. A great time was had by all, as well as large quantities of mulled wine and pepernoten.
Jarige Job
At the 30th November lunch we will be addressed by Jarige Job, the charity which supports birthday parties for kids whose parents use the Voedselbank. We gave them half of the proceeds of our Jubilee Ball raffle earlier in the year, and it will be interesting to hear how they spent it. In other news the EU budget is under discussion. They want a 10% increase from member nations. What will Mr Rutte do? Our Voorschoten library and swimming pool are facing funding cuts of 25% and 30% respectively. My view is to stop all further contributions until the previous EU accounts are approved. What do you think? As for David Cameron, can someone tell him to shut up until the bidding starts? He wants a zero increase, he says. What a wimp!
Whilst her daughter trashed the Cheshire house, holding numerous boozy parties to which police had to be called, and her half-baked Gorgeous beauty business went belly up leaving staff and suppliers unpaid, Nadine got herself selected to a safe seat, using her charms to ensure she was recommended to the constituency by her new top Tory pals. Ms Dorries is 56.