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Costambar Monthly February 2013
Costambar Monthly February 2013
What To Do This Month Useful Telephone Numbers Classified Ads Costambar Cable Channel Listing The Rainy Day Page And Lots Of Other Fun Stuff!!
Yennys Market Loase Resort/Sams Bar Catamaran Beach Bar Biekes Bar Happy Hippo El Carey Syls Place Taste Restaurant Las Rocas Restaurant Harley y Rock Costambar Community Center & Library Supermercado Tropical Restaurant Chino The Meeting Place Puerto Plata Beach Resort Big Lees Beach Bar Ocean World Marina Los Charros La Tasca Los Dos Los Tres Cocos
Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it. L.M. Montgomery Anne of Green Gables
Best Burger! Sundays you can get a chili dog for RD$60 and throw some horseshoes! Check out the blackboards for brunch and evening food specials during the week! Now open at the Happy Hippo - Pedros Kitchen offering lots of specials to eat in or take out! February 3rd & 24th at 3pm is Karaoke Jepols! February 14th is their 2nd anniversary! And February 18th they are hosting the 2nd Annual Costambar Golf Scramble! Every 3rd Sunday of the month is Pedros famous BBQ ribs & country western music! Drop by and see Hill van Goghs new collection of art! Puerto Plata Beach Club, the newest community for foreign residents, offers all expats the opportunity to use their facilities. Or why not spend the day at their large swimming pool for only RD$200? They will also make their facilities available for activities such as playing cards, chess, BBQs, yoga or exercise classes, meetings or whatever else North Coast expats enjoy doing. They now offer a spa, bar and cafeteria for your enjoyment. Las Tasca Los Dos in Villas Cofresi is back again with all your favourite Austrian and International Specialties! Karaoke on Fridays at 8pm!! Syls Place always has a great food & fun! Mondays - all things chili. Wednesday - closed. Thursday - Quiz Nite! Friday - fish & chips/onion rings. Saturday - chicken dumpling stew. Sundays beer butt chicken. All their great food can be delivered for free in Costambar! This month they are hosting Josies 60th Birthday Bash on February 9th at 6pm! February 14th is Josies Quiz! And on February 22nd at 8pm they have live music with Ivan! And every Saturday its Karaoke and a dinner special! They also have satellite radio with some great oldies stations! Kevin & Patricia invite you to El Carey Restaurant - where you can enjoy the beach your way!! You can enjoy great food & drinks inside, in their garden or under parasols on the beach. They have Dominican food, burgers, pizza & more. The house specialty is garlic shrimp and you should try Kevins Mama Juana and pia coladas! Theyve got lots happening! Every day from 7-8pm its Happy Hour with 2X1 cuba/santo libres! Every
Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try something different. Fine dining at its best! Call 809-993-4503 for details. Sams Cafe at Loase Resort & Spa tempts you with Fish & Chips and Chicken Curry Specials and All Day Breakfast. They also offer a number of activities for your enjoyment. Join them Sunday February 3rd for Superbowl XLVII on their big screen TV!! Treat your special someone to a full Romantic Valentines Day dinner on February 14th - reservations required! At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach youll find great food at great prices enjoyed with a million dollar view! Every day they have Power Hour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. Pizza is available on request - RD$350 for a medium! They also hold a monthly Flea Market on the last Saturday of every month beginning at 10am. No cost to vendors! Restaurant Chino has the best Chinese food on the North Coast! Eat in or take out. Two locations - on the Malecon in Puerto Plata and calle Principal in Cabarete. The Meeting Place starts the month with an open forum about the cruise ships coming to Maimon on February 2nd at 3pm. February 9th at 2pm will be a showing of La Violencia del Poder about Balaguer. A visit by the Canadian Ambassador and a showing of the film Monsieur Lazhar is on February 16th at 1:30pm. They round out the month with a discussion on the changing immigration laws on February 23rd at 1:30pm. Big Lees Beach Bar on the Malecon has great food deals at their Little Snack Shack! Amazing Fish & Chips, big juicy burgers and yummy sandwiches. Every Tuesday & Thursday enjoy a cuba/santo libre for only RD$50 or Jose Cuervo for only RD$100 and every Friday is Cheap Beer Day Presidente RD$90 & Bohemia RD$80!! Biekes Bar - the first bar in & the last bar out of Costambar! Drop by Saturdays for Costambars
Hotel Rooms from US$69 per room per night 24 hour electricity and security 50% discount for residents family and friends
A ONE OF A KIND LIFESTYLE On The Malecon in Puerto Plata Bar - Spa - Cafeteria
Feeling lucky? Ocean World Casino offers free transportation and free drinks for players! Open 3pm to 3am. Celebrate Valentines Day with them on February 14th and get a free drink and $5 coupon for bringing their ad with you! Friday at 7pm DJ Vik plays Rock, Blues, Oldies & more for you to party to! And every Sunday at 2pm is Karaoke with party maker Segundo! They would love to host your next event. Taste Restaurant in Los Mangos Golf Club has a full International menu serving breakfast, lunch and dinner with many healthy options available. They invite you to join them for a special Valentines Day Dinner and live music on February 14th - call 809-586-3800 for more info. Las Rocas Restaurant has been newly renovated and reopened specializing in steaks and international fine food. They have an exclusive live concert by Pascual Silva & Victoria - February 8th - show starts at 8pm. For reservations call 809852-1015. Los Charros has 3 great February specials! On Sundays its sliders! On Wednesdays its giant burritos! And on Fridays try to resist 2X1 fried ice cream with your lunch or dinner! They have a Feast of St. Valentines on February 14th at 6:30pm with live music and romantic hits! Harley y Rock offers real Italian pizza & pastas with the best prices on the North Coast! Get a medium pepperoni pizza for only RD$200!
Every Friday
FLEA MARKET!!!
Restaurant Chino
Best Chinese Food On the North Coast! Two Great Locations! Eat In or Takeout!
Xiang Wan Jia Plaza Neptuno, Malecon, Puerto Plata 809-261-5609 Calle Principal, Cabarete 809-571-0385
LOS DOS
INTERNATIONAL & AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES!!!
Every Friday starting at 8pm KARAOKE!!!
La Tasca
OPEN FROM 12 NOON SATURDAYS BIEKE BURGERS!! SUNDAYS RD$60 CHILI DOGS & HORSESHOES CHECK OUR BOARD FOR BRUNCH & EVENING FOOD SPECIALS!
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Hellllloooooo just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Hellllooooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot!!
REAL ITALIAN PIZZA AND PASTAS WITH THE BEST PRICES ON THE NORTH COAST!!
Open 11am-3pm and 6pm-12am On the Beach Closed Monday
WELCOME TO KEVIN & PATRICIAS EL CAREY Where you can enjoy the beach your way!
It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14". With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."
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I had an appointment with my doctor. He asked me what I did yesterday. I told him about my day: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from an angry 14 point buck in the heavy brush, marched up and down a steep hill, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, then outran an alligator!" Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoorsman!" "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."
JOSIE & MAL INVITE ALL THEIR MANY & DIVERSE FRIENDS TO JOSIES 65TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!
At Syls Place February 9th at 6pm FREE Food & Snacks & Cake!! Tell Josie she looks young for her age or that she sings divinely & get a FREE drink!!
809-848-9009
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories.
SATURDAY FEB 9TH AT 6PM Josies Birthday Party! THURSDAY FEB 14 AT 7:30PM Josies Quiz FRIDAY FEB 22 AT 8PM Music by Ivan
MONDAYS! ALL THINGS CHILI! WEDNESDAY CLOSED! THURSDAY QUIZ NIGHT!! FRIDAYS!!!! FISH & CHIPS/ONION RINGS!!! SATURDAYS! CHICKEN DUMPLING STEW! SUNDAYS BEER BUTT CHICKEN
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CHARTS AVAILABLE
Get your nautical charts of the Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands, Providenciales and Hispaniola From Rosa at Luperon Swap Meet Wendys Bar in Luperon Ocean World Marina in Cofresi
SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 13
SUDOKU PUZZLES Fill in the missing numbers so every row, column and quadrant contains the number 1 through 9.
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Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid. The remaining letters spell a hidden message
AFTERBURN ALPENGEIST BALDER BIZARRO COLOSSOS COMET CYCLONE DESPERADO DIAMONDBACK EL TORO
GHOSTRIDER GOLIATH GRIFFON HADES INTIMIDATOR JUPITER KATUN LEVIATHAN MANTA MAVERICK
MIND BENDER MONTU NEMESIS NITRO PHOENIX PROWLER RAGING BULL RAPTOR RENEGADE ROAR
Across 1. Written message 5. Give a detailed account 6. Igneous rock 7. Esteem Down 1. Someone in charge 2. Excel 3. Envisage 4. Component
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CNN FOX ABC NBC CBS KIDS TBS CNBC ESPN-1 WGN CDN TNT USA ESPN-2 DISCOVERY DISNEY HBO SPORT BOOMERANG
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WEATHER CINEMAX SHOWTIME STARZ NASA JETIX CARTOON TNT LA HISTORY THE FILM ZONE
Police Office Police Car APC Office APC Gate Security Codetel Edenorte - emergency Edenorte - office Costambar Taxi Stand Canada Britain U.S.A. German Italian Clinica Bournigal Clinica Brugal Los Tropicos Pharmacy
The author is available every Sunday at 5pm at The Catamaran Restaurant on Costambar Beach to discuss his program and answer any questions. Books are available to purchase. More Info at www.ramilife.com and 809-710-1221
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ANSWERS ON PAGE 18
Ann Jaggard
Interior Design A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed Made to Measure Curtains reading when the wife looks over at him and asks Patio Furniture Recovery the question.... & much more WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you Free Estimates Quick Return get married again?" annjaggard@hotmail.com 809-712-4911 HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" ANSWERS TO PAGE 17 WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence HUSBAND: "shit."
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LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one! My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park secondary school . "Yes, yes I did. I'm a Morganner! " he beamed with pride. 'When did you leave to go to college?' I asked He answered, "In 1965. Why do you ask?" 'You were in my class!' I exclaimed. He looked at me closely.. Then that: Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat arsed, Grey haired, Decrepit, Old bastard asked.... "What did you teach?!!"
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FOR SALE Assorted packaging materials. Cheap. Call 809-244-4432 FOR SALE Skoda, 2000, well-running small car. Various tools and equipment including small compressor, and water pressure cleaning machine. Call cel 809-451-5379 FOR SALE Honda CRV 2000 for RD$255,000 Diane & Victor Call 809 261 3795 FOR SALE Laptop, Dell Vostro 1510, 15.6, core duo 1.8ghz, ram 2.00gb, HDD 160 GO RD$12,000 Call 829-705-0044 FOR SALE kitchen mixer, two bowls, mixing blades and dough hooks, built in weigh scale $1500RD Electric knife, Black & Decker, never used $600RD Small GE microwave oven $1500RD 809-970-7123 or 1-809-6547165 (English only) FOR SALE 1991 Ford Escort, Automatic, 4 door hatchback, runs well, good on gas. Original Marticula, 809-543-0728, iaminthedr@hotmail.com
Costambar Community Center & Library Open 9am-5pm Monday-Saturday Located next to the Farmacia (courtesy of Mark Gill) Separate English & foreign language book rooms
FOR SALE 15 KW diesel generator 4 cylinder Kubota diesel engine ,1800 RPM brushless generator head , Made by Phaser. This unit has low hours approx 400 hrs. Unit new is 7500.00 in the states, asking 5000.00 or best IGLESIA FILIPOS PRESBITERIANA invites you to offer Joanne 829 319-0572 services every Sunday at 10 A.M. Worships are in FOR SALE Spanish. Children activities. Before Costambar Gate TENDER: 2007 Caribe 11ft Security, turn on the right side toward the power hard bottom inflatable with plant, 100 meters on the right side. 2007 25hp Yamaha 2-stroke (recent tune up starts ease & runs good). Great run-around boat! Asking $4,600 u.s.d. Ph.# 829-902-1234 FOR SALE Outboard 15 hp - 4 stroke 1000$ dinghy caribe 13 feet with latte 800$ both are negotiable US Microwave oven GE, combo convection and grill oven,stainless steel inside and out,rack for grilling and broiling 200$ US Nice spear gun ab biller 32special 100$ Boat stereo 30$ Wet suit 30$ Life jacket 10$ Snorkels 5$ Dog vest 20$ Fire extinguisher 10$ Power cord 30$ 50 to 30 adapter 100$ Fishing poles (3)80$ each Joanne 829-319-0572 or email: noiseuxjoanne@hotmail.com
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Renovated 3 bedroom 3 bath contemporary ranch w/screened front patio area. 2 studio rentals. Spacious open living and dining areas. Master bedroom with 2 wall to wall closets. Mechanically updated with inverter (8 battery system), 2 separate electric meters, well and more. Stone front patio plus a very private and tranquil garden area.
Call 809-868-0273
Biology Exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother' Milk.? The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. However, he wrote: 1) It is the perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote: 7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it. He got an A.
US$265,000
Contact Annette 8098690054
One of the best maintained buildings in Costambar! Cozy and secure complex First floor - 1 bdrm, 1 bath Completely renovated and new windows
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