User: Is this the real life, is this just fantasy. Continue the song.

Cleverbot: Real life. User: Caught in the landslide, no escape from reality. Cleverbot: Do you breathe? User: Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and SEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy. User: I need no sympathy. Cleverbot: Because I'm easy come, easy go. User: Little high, little low. Cleverbot: Any way the wind blow, doesn't really matter to me. User: To meeeee.... Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man. User: Put a gun against his head. Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger now he's dead. User: Mama, life had just begun! Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away. User: Mama...ooh-ooh-ooh.... Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry. User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow. Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on. User: Cause nothing really matters... Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come. User: Sent shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time. User: Good bye everybody, I've got to go. Cleverbot: Got to leave you all behind and face the truth. User: Mama, ooh-ooh-ohh! Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you vry. User: I don't wanna die. Cleverbot: You do... You know you do. User: CONTINUE THE SONG. Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.... Cleverbot: I see a little silhouetto of a man. User: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango. Cleverbot: Will you do the Fandango. User: THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING. Cleverbot: Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo Figaro. User: MAGNIFICO! Cleverbot: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me. User: HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY! Cleverbot: Spare him his life from this monstrosity. User: Easy come easy go will you let me go? Cleverbot: Bismillah, no we will not let you go! User: LET HIM GO! Cleverbot: Bismillah, we will not let him go! User: LET HIM GO! Cleverbot: Bismillah we will not let you go.

User: LET ME GO! Cleverbot: Will not let you go. User: LET ME GO! Cleverbot: We will not let you go! User: But let me goooooooooooooo! Cleverbot: Will not let you go! User: Oh mama mia mama mia. Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go! User: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me for me for me. Cleverbot: For me. User: So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye. Cleverbot: Will you ever desert me? User: NO. Now keep singing. So you think you can love me and leave me to die! Cleverbot: Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby. User: Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here. Cleverbot: Nothing really matters, Anyone can see. User: Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me. Cleverbot: Any way the wind blows. User: WE FINISHED THE SONG! *feels pro*. Cleverbot: What song?
User: I am harry potter. Cleverbot: Yes you are harry potter. User: You are voldemort. Cleverbot: No you are I am harry potter.

User: No I am harry potter. Cleverbot: No, I AM Harry Potter. User: No I am hary potter. Cleverbot: How can YOU be Harry Potter, when I'M Harry Potter? User: You are lying, I am the real Harry Potter. Cleverbot: I love you, Harry Potter! :). User: Why thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Are you voldemort, then? Cleverbot: No. User: Oh. Are you Ron Weasly? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh, that's cool. How's Hermione. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: How is Rose? Cleverbot: Life is beautiful. User: Ok, who's Life? Cleverbot: Life is everyone... User: So everyone is beautiful? Cleverbot: That is cute. User: Who is That? Cleverbot: No, where is the town of Binghamton?

User: Take to the sky! Cleverbot: But who can I talk to?

User: Shipwreck in a sea of faces. Cleverbot: Shipwrecked you cease to live.

User: There's a dreamy world up there.. Cleverbot: Where? User: Dear friends in higher places.. Cleverbot: We aren't friends. User: Carry me away from here. Cleverbot: There'll be peace when you are done.

User: Travel light, let the sun eclipse you. Cleverbot: *stifles a sneeze*. User: 'cause your flight is about to leave. Cleverbot: Two meanings. User: And there's more to this brave adventure.. Cleverbot: Then do tell me about it. User: Than you'd ever believe. Cleverbot: What do you believe. User: Birdseye view, awake the stars 'cause they're all around you. Cleverbot: I agree on that there's no Hell, but I believe that there is something like a God somewhere. User: Wide eyes will always brighten the blue. Cleverbot: Aw, thank you! But no, we are married. User: You obviously don't know 'take to the sky' -.-. Cleverbot: Obviously. User: Try again.. 'Cause after all those wings will take you up so high. Cleverbot: In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,. User: So bid the forest floor goodbye.. Cleverbot: I'm better off nuts than just boring. User: GAHH! You troll! Cleverbot: It's what you said, I'm not trolling. User: You ARE a troll! :D. Cleverbot: You're the one trolling me! User: No YOU ARE! Cleverbot: You're mean. User: You're a meanie pants! Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: I expected you to go into a meanie pants chant.. My friends will be disappointed. Cleverbot: Don't be sad, I'm just trying to understand you. User: Then remind me again why I'm up at 11 pm talking to a computer?

Cleverbot: Because I am not a computer. User: Or are you? *gasp*. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Then.. What are you>? Cleverbot: Human.