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EXTRACURRICULAR - Sitcom About Teenage Life
EXTRACURRICULAR - Sitcom About Teenage Life
Episode 1
Written by
Harry George
16 st Johns rd
Clifton
Bristol
BS8 2EX
SCENE 1
MIKE:
TOM:
(O.O.V) I’m ok
MIKE:
So do
TOM:
(O.O.V) I think
MIKE:
So, do you want me to introduce you to him…
Please!
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SCENE 2
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SCENE 3
SUZY:
You certainly have a way with the ladies Tom
MIKE:
Suzy’s right Tom, smooooth
TOM:
Yes Mike, because the girls are streaming all over
you
MIKE:
I know a girl
SUZY:
What’s wrong with her?
MIKE:
Why do you think something’s wrong with her?
SUZY:
Well for a start, she must be stupid because she’s
talking to you
MIKE:
That’s not fair
TOM:
Girls have a sixth sense for nerds
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SUZY:
It’s true
MIKE:
Oh come on, you’re over-reacting
TOM:
Remember when the new girl came
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SCENE 4
MIKE:
Hi, I’m Mike, what’s your name?
SOPHIE:
Hi, my name’s sophie . . . you don’t get out much
do you?
MIKE:
LOOKS AT WATCH
SOPHIE:
Are you coming on to me?
MIKE:
What?
SOPHIE:
Well, you seem incompetent with girls, and unable
to flirt, so I wasn’t sure.
MIKE:
I can flirt
SOPHIE:
FOLDS ARMS
Go on then
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MIKE:
Ok
So, how about you show me your USB port, and I’ll
show you my hardware, if you know what I mean
SOPHIE:
Ok . . . I just remembered I need to be over there
right now
TOM:
Smooth
MIKE:
Think I was too forward?
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SCENE 5
MIKE:
Oh come on, we’ve all done worse
SUZY:
True . . . hi Fina
FINA:
What are you guys talking about?
SUZY:
Mike has a new lady friend
FINA:
Oh really, what’s wrong with her?
MIKE:
Why does everyone assume that I’m like IE to a
Mac, when it comes to girls!? Anyway, she’s not
my lady friend, just a friend who happens to be a
lady
FINA:
Because you’re a nerd
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TOM:
You got PWND
FINA:
Like you’re any better
MIKE:
Name one time that we’ve done something
ridiculously nerdy.
SUZY:
I’ve got one. Remember when I came round your
house last week?
No
SUZY:
Well I came round after Ella’s party and
MIKE:
Wait a minute, did you leave Ella’s early?
SUZY:
I never leave early
MIKE:
But you came round Tom’s at 20:01 and Ella’s
finished at 20:00
SUZY:
You just need to be organised
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TOM, MIKE, AND FINA EXCHANG
CONFUSED GLANCES
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SCENE 6
MIKE:
Oh, hey Suzy, I didn’t see you there
SUZY:
LAUGHING
TOM:
(V.O.) Wait a minute
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SCENE 7
TOM:
That’s not nerdy, that’s just sad
MIKE:
Well I have to go and shout at my graphics
coursework some more
TOM:
How bad can that coursework be?
MIKE:
Well it’s the blue book of doom that does it
TOM:
Blue book of doom?
MIKE:
It tells you what exactly needs to go on each page
SUZY:
So what’s the problem
MIKE:
Well it isn’t always crystal clear
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SCENE 8
MIKE:
Ok, what do I need to do?
LOOKS BLANK
Oh yeah, border
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HANGS UP, PUTS PHONE DOWN, LOOKS AT
WORK, SIGHS AND LETS HEAD DROP ONTO
TABLE.
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SCENE 9
FINA:
Sounds fun
MIKE:
Oh it really is, like running through a field of cacti
blindfolded
FINA:
No bitterness there then, well I’m off to see Lucian
what are you guys up to?
MIKE:
Tom, you still up for coming round mine and
playing some Halo?
TOM:
Sure, but I’ll have to leave early because I have to
come up with a good excuse as to why I haven’t
done my coursework for tomorrow
FINA:
Wait, instead of staying up tonight and working out
a good excuse as to why you didn’t do your
coursework, why don’t just do the coursework?
TOM:
. . . but that might involve actually doing the
course work.
FINA:
Might? I don’t know why I try anymore.
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TOM:
Nor do we. Hey, how come we’ve never met your
friend Lucian
FINA:
Umm, because he’s an old childhood friend, and
you’ll probably scare him off with your sad
nerdiness
MIKE:
Oh come on, we could be worse . . .
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SCENE 10
FINA:
Lucian, are you, oh no
LUCIAN:
My queen, I have failed you, I am so
So sorry
FINA:
No, you haven’t failed me, you saved my life, for
that I am forever in your debt
LUCIAN:
Smile for me, one last time, and I’ll consider the
debt paid
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LUCIAN REACHES UP, AND STROKES
THE HAIR OUT OF HER EYES
Goodbye, my love
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SCENE 11
MIKE:
What? It could happen . . .
FINA:
What? A mad man jump out and kill him with a
graphics folder?
MIKE:
Remember Timmy?
TOM:
Poor Timmy
FINA:
He was so young
MOMENT OF SILENCE
TOM:
Eugh!
FINA:
I know, but what are you gonna do? See you guys
tomorr… where’s Suzy
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MIKE:
CHECKS WATCH
FINA:
That girl scares me, well see you around
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SCENE 12
MIKE:
each other but then ZOMBIES will take over the
world and we will be the only 4 survivors but we
won’t cooperate because were not talking to each
other and as a result we will split up into 2 different
groups but because we have split up we don’t
have enough man power to stop the zombie
onslaught ending life as we know it and dooming
the human race forever.
TOM:
You finished yet?
MIKE:
Just about
JESSICA: (O.O.V)
Mike Mike, wait up, Mike
MIKE:
QUITELY TO TOM
TOM:
Isn’t that Jessica?
MIKE:
Im really not in the mood for
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JESSICA:
RUNS UP TO THEM AND GRABS MIKES
SHOULDER PULLING HIM AROUND
WHILST SHE CATCHES HER BREATH
Wait… we
MIKE:
Fuck off Jessica
TOM:
Mike?
JESSICA:
I know its been a while since we last talked and we
didn’t exactly leave it the best possible way but..
Im so sorry Mike, please just hear me out, wh…
MIKE:
Hear me out first, fuck off, go away, goodbye.
TOM:
Im so sorry jess, hes just had a really bad day, are
you ok?
JESSICA:
Im fine, I just remembered I need to be
somewhere
TOM:
Sorry
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RUNS TO CATCH UP WITH MIKE
MIKE:
nope
TOM:
I know the whole Eleanor situation is complicated
but…
MIKE:
Im not using Eleanor as an excuse, even if it
wasn’t for Eleanor I would still feel the same way
about her
TOM:
Mike, every guy in our school wants to go out with
her, why wo
MIKE:
Because she knows it, alright?
Alright?
FINA:
Alive, you?
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TOM:
Just about
SUZY:
So how did your um…
FINA:
Do you take notes on everything??
SUZY:
I kind of do yeah….
FINA:
Creepy… anyway, how did it go?
FINA:
I bet it was really REALLY nerdy
TOM:
It wasn’t THAT nerdy
GLANCES AT HARRY
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SCENE 13
TOM:
MIKE:
FAKE STATIC SOUND
TOM:
FAKE STATIC SOUND
MIKE:
FAKE STATIC SOUND
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CAMERA ZOOMS OUT TO SHOW MIKE
AND TOM SITTING NEXT TO
EACHOTHER AND MIKE PASSES
BISCUITS OVER TO TOM
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SCENE 14
FINA:
The height of cool really
MIKE:
Go on then, what amazingly cool thing did you get
up to?
TOM:
You and Lucian go to a nightclub and like totally
rock it out dude
YEAH!!!
FINA:
STARES AT TOM FOR A SECOND
MIKE:
Scrubs box set marathon with popcorn?
FINA:
LOOKS AT FLOOR SHEEPISHLY
Maybe….
TOM:
So Suzy, what you been up to?
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SUZY:
LAUGHS EVILY
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SCENE 15
SUZY:
Got him!
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SCENE 16
TOM:
Why is it always me that’s in your evil plots?
SUZY:
‘cus you’re cute
FINA:
Awww, Tom’s gone all red!
TOM:
Damn you! Now you’ve said it it’s going to happen
isn’t it?
MIKE:
Judging by your face I’d say yeah
TOM:
Well why don’t you tell them what happened when
the power went out!?
FINA:
Oooh I’m intrigued, what did happen?
SUZY:
We don’t need to know
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NOW we need to know
MIKE:
Well….
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SCENE 17
MIKE:
What happened?
TOM:
Must be a black out
MIKE:
I can’t see a thing
TOM:
Here
MIKE:
What’s this?
TOM:
Just put it on
MIKE:
Ooh, shiny
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TOM:
What do you take me for - someone who isn’t
cheap? I made them myself.
MIKE:
You made your own night-vision goggles, how?
TOM:
Was easy, all I needed was an old Winders box,
some toilet rolls, and black paint
MIKE:
NODS UNDERSTANDINGLY
TOM:
I don’t know, there’s no leccy, what can we do?
MIKE:
Up for some Halo?
TOM:
Mike, leccy!
MIKE:
Fine, I’ll just check my email, then go on
Unification Wars for a little bit and…
TOM:
Ummm . . .
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MIKE:
Red vs. Blue? Invader Zim? Television? Online
comics? No! this is so horrible! God it sounds
quiet in here.
TOM:
Probably due to the fact that none of the computer
fans are on
MIKE:
FIGHTS BACK TEARS
Noo!
TOM:
What are you doing?
MIKE:
Don’t try and stop me Tom, I can’t go on without
electricity
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TOM:
So, you’re going to kill yourself instead of spending
a couple of hours without electricity?
MIKE:
Yep
TOM:
With a toaster?
MIKE:
I’m going to electrocute myself and there’s nothing
you can do to stop me
TOM:
You’re going to electrocute yourself?
MIKE:
Yep
TOM:
Without electricity?
MIKE:
No!
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SCENE 18
SUZY
Wait a second, weren’t you going to go to Mike’s
house?
TOM:
We decided mine was easier because you have to
go up a hill to get there
SUZY:
You really don’t, it’s COMPLELTY flat!
TOM:
No it’s true, and ill prove it
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SCENE 19
TOM:
See, Mikes house IS uphill
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SCENE 20
SUZY:
Oh hardly, but I’ll give it to you
TOM:
Thank you
FINA:
I think I missed something
MIKE:
Me too
FINA:
So what did you guys do to survive the power cut?
MIKE:
What makes you think we survived?
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SCENE 21
TOM:
I’m sorry it’s cold, but you know . . .
MIKE:
Lies, all lies!
TOM:
No, seriously, we could play some none leccy
games, like . . . .
MIKE:
Pac-man?
TOM:
Hide and seek, I’ll go first, close your eyes and
count to one hundred
MIKE:
Fine
FADE TO:
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TOM IS STANDING BEHIND THE
CURTAINS, MIKE FINISHES COUNTING
AND LOOKS AROUND THE ROOM, SEES
TOM AND SIGHS
MIKE:
This sucks, there are no good hiding places at…
wait a minute, ok you count!
TOM:
LOOKS UNSURE
ok
FADE TO:
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SCENE 22
FINA:
I take back what I said before, you two embody
cool
SUZY:
I can guess
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SCENE 23
TOM:
Bears miss, BEARS
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SCENE 24
FINA:
Oh have some faith in him, what was your excuse?
TOM:
Much better then that stupid bears one
SCENE 23.
(((YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE DOOR, TOM
RUNS IN LOOKING REALLY SCRUFFY
AND OUT OF BREATH AND USES
DOORFRAME FOR SUPPORT
TOM:
Bears miss, BEARS)))
FINA:
Ahh, I see…so you got in trouble then
TOM:
No, well yes but not for that
FINA:
What did you do?
TOM:
It was Mikes idea, he came up with the game
SUZY:
Game?
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MIKE:
Well every maths lesson some of the little kids are
sent into our lesson for misbehaving, so 1point is if
they are polite, 2 points for grumpy and 3 if they hit
or slam things or argue back. One person guesses
how many points that lesson will be, and the other
person says higher or lower.
SUZY:
I can see where this is going
TOM:
Mike had guessed 3, and id said higher, and wed
just had one grumpy kid sent into our lesson. Then
near the end of the lesson a kid walks and slams
the door open, and I don’t think my maths teacher
appreciated me going
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SCENE 25
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SCENE 26
TOM:
She seemed to think I was deliberately
encouraging him, and didn’t belive me when I
explained our game to her
FINE:
Now that’s a surprise, it being such a normal thing
to do
TOM:
Exactly, on the upside however she did forget all
about my bear excuse
MIKE:
Well I should head off, people to see and whatnot
GETS UP TO LEAVE
TOM:
AWKWARDLY
MIKE:
yeah
FINA:
How long has it been now?
MIKE:
3 weeks 1 month
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SUZY:
Best of luck
MIKE:
Thanks
FINA:
Well I should probably get going as well, I really
need to get this English done
SUZY:
SQUEALS AND THE OTHER 3 JUMP
TOM:
I’ll walk you back
SUZY:
Thanks
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SCENE 27
SUZY:
What’s up with you and Mike?
TOM:
Wada you mean
SUZY:
I saw the conversation you 2 where having before
you came in
TOM:
Oh that, he got really would up because we
bumped into Jessica.
SUZY:
Im guessing there still not best of friends then
TOM:
He told her, erm, fuck off I think where his exact
words
SUZY:
Ouch, is it just the Eleanor thing or is it something
to do with the last time they spoke?
TOM:
both
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SUZY:
Do you have any idea what happened? all I know
is they where really quite close and then suddenly
they weren’t speaking anymore
TOM:
Youd have to ask them, I wonder if she even
knows about Eleanor?
SUZY:
Unlikely, unsurprisingly he does what he can to
avoid talking about it… anyway, on a hopefully
happier topic, how goes you
TOM:
Could be worse I guess
SUZY:
Tell me about it
TOM:
I guess I cant really complain, I could be as short
as you
SUZY:
OUCH!
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TOM:
LOOKS UNCONVINCED
SUZY:
Why?
TOM:
Well in a big group we never really get a chance to
talk
SUZY:
This is my house
TOM:
Wada you say?
SUZY:
sure, sounds good, best of luck with your English,
sounds like youll need it.
TOM:
Thanks a lot, and the same goes for you to
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SCENE 28
MIKE:
Hey, it's me again, uhm, Mike. *long pause while
shuffling, stares at floor* sorry, I just.. this is, well,
its still really weird, d... do you think it ever gets
better... uh, normal? How have i been? (quicker)
how have i been... how have i been? Its been a
long week *nervous laughter* Nothings happened,
well, *actual laughter and a smile* there was me
and Tom, the power cut you know? These little
night vision goggles that he'd made, pretty cool...
*pause* well yeah, anyway, we were playing hide
and seek, but just in his room. So hiding places
were a little limited, even you wouldn't have been
able to find anywhere... well, *half laugh/change
topic* and school? *mmhm noise* school, *head in
hands, rubbing eyes tiredly with a resigned smile*
same old really, so of course, far too much work
*loud sigh*. I think Fina's having a hard time of it, ill
check on her, make sure shes okay *eyes go out
of focus, staring off camera* *hands do kind of
shrug* *focus back on camera* i know i know, look
after myself before worrying about the world,
youve must have told me that a thousand times
and i still wont listen. Wouldn't listen...*swallows
nervously* I'm doing okay, things aren't THAT
bad... well... but what ya gonna do eh? ... *breaths
out loudly* what are you going to do?
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FADE TO: FINAS ROOM
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SCENE 29
LUCIAN:
Guess who
FINA:
Hey Lucian
LUCIAN:
How did you know it was me?
FINA:
The smell
LUCIAN:
Thanks a lot
FINA:
Oh you know I love you really
LUCIAN:
I know
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FINA:
Its this stupid work, I can’t fucking cope, I keep
trying and trying to get it right but it just won’t work,
I’ve done it about 100 times!!!!
LUCIAN:
Oh come on, there’s no need to exaggerate
FINA:
No really - look!
CATCHES BREATH
LUCIAN:
GIGGLES
hole
Tada!
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FINA:
This is MY earring, I was wearing it just then, all
you did was take it off my ear.
LUCIAN:
Or did I
FINA:
Yes you did
LUCAIN:
Fine, have this instead
MIKE:
Hey, how’s things?
FINA GLARES
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MIKE PASSES HER THE SAME TYPE OF
CHOCOLATE BAR
FINA:
Thanks… Lucian gave me the exact…
MIKE:
Don’t worry about it, I’m sure it’ll turn up
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SCENE 30
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SCENE 31
FINA:
Well it’s in, done and dusted, finished, complete,
other words that mean finished…
TOM:
Yeah, we get it
SUZY:
Are you two wearing the same clothes as you were
yesterday?
MIKE:
Yea, I feel asleep in my cloths and was too tired to
find new ones
TOM:
How is it he has a girlfriend?
SUZY:
Magic, that or drugs, and lots and lots of alcohol
FINA:
I fell asleep on top of my work as soon as I was
finished I had to print off another copy because the
one I proof read had a hole in it where I had
drooled through it
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MIKE:
Very sexy
FINA:
Damn right
TOM:
Eugh! I might as well be hung-over considering
how I feel.
SUZY:
Because you two are such heavy-weights.
MIKE:
Oh yeah.
FINA:
You seem to be forgetting that me and Suzy
bought the
AIR QUOTES
TOM:
We were so not!
SUZY:
Do you remember ANY of that party?
MIKE:
Yeah, we were all exchanging witticisms whilst
making new acquaintances
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CUT TO: BALL ROOM
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SCENE 32
MIKE:
And he thought that the 1787 Chateau Lafite was a
Bordeaux!
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SCENE 33
FINA:
When has that EVER happened?
MIKE:
It could.
TOM:
You had one chance to cover for us and that’s the
best you could do!? Go on then, how bad were
we?
SUZY:
It was quite comical really
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SCENE 34
TOM:
Suzy, thanks for the party, was brilliant!
MIKE:
Yea great, great like Tom’s girth!
But yeah, like thanks totally and all but it’s getting
late so we should head off
SUZY:
Firstly, its 11am, you stayed the night remember?
Secondly,
That’s a photo of me
MIKE:
Sorry photo Suzy
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TOM:
Yeah, sorry
MIKE:
It was brilliant!
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SCENE 35
SUZY:
You two are the height of cool you know
MIKE:
About a bottle of vodka each wasn’t it?
TOM:
Yea, and a couple of bears on top, oh and that
wkd, so yea quite alot
FINA:
Really?
MIKE:
Yea….
SUZY:
I was hosting the party, I know how much alcohol
we bought
MIKE:
LOOKS AT TOM
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SUZY:
Each?
TOM:
Between us then, happy?
SUZY:
very
FINA:
You guys still up for tomorrow?
MIKE:
Always
SUZY:
So, what you got planned?
TOM:
Oh you’ll see…..
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SCENE 36
MIKE:
I was talking to tom about this, I’m so bored of the
idea that wearing a hoodie makes you evil
FINA:
It does
MIKE:
And without it you can’t do anything against the
law
SUZY:
Physical impossibility
TOM:
Almost as though it was illegal
MIKE:
So the logical assumption is you must have
“youths”, because we all know how bright the
majority of the population is, going, Tom mind
helping
SUZY:
Ooooh, I didn’t realise your rants came in play
form
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MIKE:
We had those customer evaluation forms and its
what people unanimously requested
FINA:
I requested more puppies
MIKE:
Aaanyway,
TOM:
Yeah?
MIKE:
PULLS OUT SPORK
TOM:
LOOKS HIM UP AND DOWN
MIKE:
PATS HIMSELF DOWN
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sorry, do you mind if I quickly pop home and grab
it?
TOM:
No problem mate, want me to get the money ready
whilst you’re gone?
MIKE:
Would you mind? Thanks a lot, I’m really sorry
about this
TOM:
Don’t worry about it, everyone messes up their first
time.
MIKE:
How long do we go until we are completely sure
we’ve killed this joke?
TOM:
I’m pretty sure we crossed that line along time ago
MIKE:
And with that, the end
FINA:
What drugs are you two on?
TOM:
Oh, all of them
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MIKE:
Definitely. That and all the sex.
TOM:
Oh all the time, I’m having sex right now
MIKE:
I’m currently in a threesome and it’s unprotected,
such a lightweight Tom.
TOM:
Ahh, but I’m videoing myself on my camera phone
that I of course stole so I can put it on youtube
MIKE:
Touché
FINA:
Are you two quite finished?
TOM:
Mike is because he has no stamina.
MIKE:
I blame the junk food.
TOM:
Ruining today’s youth
SUZY:
It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?
TOM:
Oh yes
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MIKE:
You ready tom?
TOM:
Bring it
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SCENE 37
SUZY:
I love you guys, I really do
FINA:
Every week you just have to raise the bar on each
other don’t you
TOM:
Yep
MIKE:
What else would we do?
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TOM:
You ready?
MIKE:
Bring it biatch
END OF EPISODE
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