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Contributors
Kellan Higgins realized the Ubyssey’s office was causing him
to be Vitamin D deprived regardless of how much Vitamin
Water he drinks because of the lack of sunlight in the of-
fice. He convinced Samantha Jung, Ian Turner, and Shawn
Li to round up a mass mob of squirrels to build a new Ubys-
sey greenhouse on the grassy knoll. Zoe Siegel and Alicia
Woodside scrounged around for scrap building materials
(to keep costs low) while Trevor Melanson and Goh Iromoto
cleared the land for Trevor Record to lay the foundation with
the help of Keegan Bursaw and Sulman Umar. To keep the
protesting students from disrupting the construction, Here-
ward Langley, Crystal Tai, Jorge Amigo, Teegan (please tell
us your last name), and Henry Lebard used their super ninja
skills and tazers to guard the site. Belinda Li consulted on
the project to make sure the building was as sustainable
as possible. While shopping for plants for the office, she
ran into Kathy Yan Li and Katarina Grgic, who were looking
for a present for Justin McElroy. Just then, Stephanie Find-
lay passed by and broke the news that Gerald Deo made
fabulous brownies and Paul Bucci ate all of them. Back at
the construction site, Celestian Rince and Shun Endo super-
vised puppies as they installed the final glass panes while
Kalyeena Makortoff and Adam Leggett recruited kittens to
pack up the old office. Llamas ssssfollowed Tara Martellaro’s
commands to move everything to the new greenhouse.
Kyrstin Bain then organized a sweet greenhouse warming
party with Bengal tigers as honourary guests.
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A Speakeasy representative providing information in their office in the SUB basement. shawn li photo/the ubyssey
by Arielle Indiana Furneaux These branded deficiencies are Although the drink contains a
Culture Writer particularly insidious when they substantial amount of vitamins,
pertain to our health. We can its high sugar content may over-
Playing the time machine game usually talk ourselves out of the whelm any health benefits. Each
can be an instructive exercise. idea that un-enhanced eyelashes bottle contains 39 grams of
Pick one object from our society, are the end of the world. Claims sugar (roughly two tablespoons),
and predict what archaeologists about health can be harder to and 125 calories—just shy of
VITAMINWATER from the future would conclude
about our culture based on that
shake off. For one, they seem
more serious. Also, we may not
the 140 in a can of Coca Cola.
Of course, each bottle officially
>>120 CALORIES artifact. The future archaeolo-
gist would have good reason to
have the scientific know-how to
assess them critically.
contains three servings. But re-
ally, who drinks just a third of a
>>39 GRAMS OF SUGAR conclude that UBC students, Michael Pollan, author of bottle of water?
circa 2009, were terribly mal- In Defense of Food, bemoans You might suggest that the
nourished. Maybe food had lost the growing trend of treating presence of vitamins outweighs
its nutritional value after some food as combinations of nutri- the sugar content of Vitamin-
agricultural disaster. Perhaps ents as opposed to nourishing Water. Certainly, a vitamin-
the digestive tract had warped meals. Instead of buying a tub deficient third world denizen
to prohibit digestion of solids. of yogurt, consumers buy health would benefit from the infusion
In any case, the prevalence of products like Yoplait Source, of vitamins in a bottle of Vita-
VitaminWater would suggest whose cartons trill about “8 es- minWater. But North Americans
that something big had hap- sentials” like bacterial cultures generally aren’t suffering from
pened to upset our relationship and vitamin A. Yogurt of the scurvy or beriberi. According to
with food. bygone era was certainly nutri- Scienceline, the only vitamin of
VitaminWater dispensers tious, but wasn’t presented as a which Americans consume less
have sprung up far and wide on health elixir. than half their recommended
UBC’s campus, beckoning the Consumers now scoop up ce- daily amount is Vitamin E,
uninitiated with candy-coloured reals, orange juice and milk for- which happens to be fat-soluble.
bottles and the beguiling sug- tified with vitamins. The same In other words, in order to
gestion: “Try it.” Flavours are trend has permeated the most properly absorb the Vitamin E
tailored to meet specific bodily basic sustenance we can give our in a bottle of VitaminWater, you
needs, bearing succinct names bodies: water. Instead of relying would have to time your drink
like “Defense” and “Revive.” on water as an intuitive form of to coincide with a meal. Further-
VitaminWater’s cachet has been hydration, we have boosted the more, Vitamin E is only found in
cemented by a nod on Gossip meager liquid’s prestige with four of VitaminWater’s thirteen
Girl, where an anxious teen re- the addition of minerals, vita- varieties.
COCA COLA quests a bottle of “Focus” to help
get her through a party. Clever.
mins and flavours.
VitaminWater does contain its
After their discovery in 1919
by biochemist Casimir Funk,
>>140 CALORIES UBC students are embracing
the trend. Law student Xiaodi
fair share of vitamins. My bottle
of “Defense” (bought for research
vitamins became a big hit with
the middle class. Amusingly,
>>39 GRAMS OF SUGAR Jin told me he gravitated to purposes, I assure you) contains these were the very people
the drink “because it looked vitamin B3, pantothenic acid, vi- who didn’t need them. The up-
healthy, efficient and clean.” tamin B6, vitamin C, zinc and vi- per crust could afford enough
Coca-Cola is obviously doing tamin B12. These vitamins and nutrition to avoid deficiency
something right, having bought minerals are tellingly referred diseases like scurvy. Little has
VitaminWater-creator Glaceau to as “medicinal ingredients,” changed in nearly a century.
in 2007. reinforcing Michael Pollan’s VitaminWater plays right to the
It’s no secret that advertis- “food-as-nutrients” lament. And Kitsilano mindset. Here is a
ers capitalize on inventing new the amount of vitamins isn’t group of wealthy, trendy people
problems for us to treat. My negligible, either. “Defense” con- eager to jump on the latest
eyelashes aren’t thick enough, tains 1.5 micrograms of vitamin health bandwagon. If you can
so I should buy some volumiz- B12. For comparison: one large afford a $2.25 bottle of cunning
ing mascara. Your manhood fast food taco contains 1.6 micro- marketing and sugar, you prob-
isn’t big enough, so you should grams. The daily recommended ably don’t need those incidental
order yourself a bigger one. intake is 6.0 micrograms. vitamins. U
To some, it seems it’s always white guys with Asian girls rather than otherwise. shawn li photo illustration/the ubyssey
Rocking out with a guitar—and star power. goh iromoto photo/the ubyssey
Guitar heroes
Video game introduces
kids to musical legends
by Jorge Amigo has to find some common
Culture Writer cultural referents, so I tried
namedropping some bands, to
Like many of my generation, I no avail. The kids stared back
used to be a video game addict. at me as if I were speaking in
From Mario to Contra, from Fi- tongues. I namedropped some
nal Fantasy to Grand Theft Auto, more, even began to play the
my addiction touched every intro of “Wish You Were Here,”
genre and console. However, but the result was the same. I
people change and I stopped stopped and realized that I was
gaming about four years ago. staring down into a deep and
This meant that I was left com- authentic generational gap.
pletely untouched by the wave Then a hand shot up in the
of Guitar Hero madness that air. It was a twelve year old
has swept over the world—until with an awesome mohawk that
now. made me, with my knit scarf,
Two week ago, I volunteered look like a Backstreet Boy. He
to give a guitar lesson to inner- looked me in the eyes and deliv-
city kids from an Eastside el- ered the magic words: “Dude,
ementary school in Vancouver. don’t you know any songs from
I spent about two days prepar- the new Guitar Hero?” Sudden-
ing for the lesson, thinking of ly, the whole class was talking
simple chord progressions to about the songs, and of the lev-
teach them, or easy riffs to keep els, and if Slash was the hardest
them entertained. Memories of to beat, or if Jimi Hendrix was
my first guitar lessons flashed faster. I was taken by surprise,
through my mind and I thought shocked. It suddenly dawned
about teaching them an easy on me that the musical tastes
Beatles song to get them excit- of a whole new generation are
ed about learning a full song in being shaped by the playlists
a single class (“Obla di obla da” from Guitar Hero. Elementary
was obviously the first choice). kids everywhere are connecting
But one thing I never thought with long-gone music legends
about was studying the songs through the coloured buttons of
from Guitar Hero 3: Legends of their plastic guitars. This, more
Rock. than anything, more than its re-
As I walked into the class cord breaking sales, is the true
and introduced myself to the success of the game.
group of fifth graders, I tried And, of course, as the lesson
to begin a conversation about proceeded, I did not mention
their taste in music. A teacher the Beatles song. U
SCalgary
Sports
outlasts UBC in thriller
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LEFT Josh Whyte leaps for a layup during the Canada West Finals. keegan bursaw photo/the ubyssey. RIGHT Fans cheer on the players while enjoying beer. BELOW Crazy P cheers. goh iromoto photos/the ubyssey
by Henry Lebard “He would be a starter on most froze up a bit on offence down the
Sports Staff teams in the conference, and he stretch. But it was nice to see us
is the best sixth man I have ever loosen up and have Robbie hit that
The UBC men’s basketball team had,” said Hanson about Malish. big shot at the end.”
had two things standing between “When he comes in he can really It wasn’t all negatives for the
them and a third straight Canada score because he is good inside Birds, though, as the hard-fought
West Championship: a Friday and outside, and he is a very tough battle allowed them to prove to
night game against the Brandon match-up for everybody.” themselves that they could mount
University Bobcats, and a Sat- Without Whyte running the furious comebacks in nervy situ-
urday night matchup with the point guard position for the Birds, ations. They failed from the free-
University of Calgary Dinos. The T- Dyck, a transfer from the Univer- throw line however, making just
Birds needed to win on successive sity of Manitoba, took his place. 12 of 25 foul shots, which could
nights at War Memorial Gym, but “We ended up playing Chris at have made the difference between
fell short in the gold medal game point guard a bit in the first half victory and defeat.
against Calgary 80–76 after breez- just to make sure the ball was in “It’s a great time to be playing
ing through Brandon 92–71. his hands,” said Hanson. “In the our best basketball,” said Vanhoo-
Brandon did not prove to be second half they did a good job de- ren. “Our turnovers are down and
much competition for the home fensively, but we also didn’t find we are passing the ball well and
squad as UBC set out to an early him in our offence. But other guys bench was pumped up after the Sihota (15 points, 11 rebounds) shooting well. When we are doing
21 point halftime lead, which they started scoring, and when you can buzzer-beating play and took drained a clutch jumper from the that, we are a really tough basket-
would not relinquish despite 29 put up 92 points there’s not much their momentum into the second elbow to put his team up 76-74 ball team, and we proved that to-
points from Bobcats first-team wrong with your offence.” quarter. Starting guard Blain thanks to a vital offensive rebound night. UBC is a great team and they
conference all-star guard Dany Before UBC’s dismantling of Labranche fell awkwardly in the by teammate Henry Bekkering deserve to be ranked number two,
Charlery. The Bobcats made just Brandon, Calgary did much the first quarter injuring his left foot, (22 points) who assisted the play, if not number one, in the nation,
27.3 per cent of their shots from same to the Trinity Western Uni- and did not return. and whose brother and teammate and they are going to be a heck of a
the field in the first half compared versity Spartans, who won the UBC surrendered 12 unan- Ross Bekkering had 17 points and team to deal with at nationals.”
to the T-Birds’ 58.8 per cent. Bronze medal game Saturday swered points to Calgary in the 14 rebounds. “I thought we made a great
Thunderbird guard Chris Dyck, against Brandon. Calgary beat second quarter to allow them With a 77-74 lead and 40 comeback,” said Hanson who,
in his fifth year, led the team with TWU 96–65 with 57 of their 96 to jump out to a 36–20 lead that seconds remaining, Whyte (21 after the game, was awarded the
24 points (18 coming in the first points coming from Robbie Sihota would turn into a 48–32 Dino points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists) stole Canada West Coach of the Year
half) and eight assists. Starting and Henry Bekkering, which wor- lead by halftime. “They came out the ball at mid-court from Dino Award. “The guys put so much
guard Josh Whyte played just 15 ried Hanson Friday night when he more like men and we came out guard Andy Rachon and finished effort and energy into it. We did
minutes for UBC due to early foul learned who his team’s opponents more like boys,” Hanson said of the play with two points to cut the run out of gas a little bit late in the
trouble and scored only two points, would be the following night. his team’s poor play to open the Calgary lead to one. fourth there when we needed it
but 18 points off the bench from “That was one of the best games game. But on the Dinos’ next posses- but these types of games are great
Brent Malish allowed head coach I’ve seen Calgary play in a long Down by 12 points to start the sion, Sihota struck again. With the to go through. To show our guys
Kevin Hanson to rest Whyte for the time,” said Hanson of Calgary’s fourth quarter, Hanson brought shot clock winding down, he ob- that we are able to come back in a
following night versus Calgary. dominating performance over in, for the first time in the game, tained the ball at the top of the key game like that was important.”
TWU. “They have size, they have speedy first-year guard Akeem and nailed a fading three-pointer UBC and Calgary will be the
athletes, they have shooters and Pierre to help his team play a high- to put his team up 80–76 for good. only two teams to represent Can-
The guys put so much they will probably want a little pressure, full court defence in “I kept telling the guys ‘We don’t ada West in the national champi-
effort and energy into it. bit of revenge for what happened order to try and create turnovers. have to just hold on. Keep going onships, which begin March 13
last year at their place, so I think It paid dividends, as the T-Birds and playing hard,’ but I think our at Carleton University. Dyck, one
We did run out of gas a it’s going to be a great basketball managed a 17–4 run to tie the guys did tighten up a little bit,” of three T-Birds captains, finished
little bit late in the fourth game and both teams are going to game with 3:54 left to play after said Calgary coach Dan Vanhoo- the game with 23 points, six re-
there when we needed it be really well prepared.” being down by as many as 21. It ren. “Our expectation wasn’t to bounds and four assists and is
but these types of games In Saturday’s game, the T-Birds was thanks in part to a series of come in here and get out to the more than ready for the challenge
allowed the Dinos to get off to a three-pointers by Whyte, Dyck, kind of lead we did. We expected of the national championships.
are great to go through. quick first quarter lead after a and Malish. it to be quite a battle and UBC is “Taking a loss like this, we’re go-
dunk by Dino forward Dominyc From that moment on to the a great basketball team. We knew ing to work hard and just get back
—Thunderbirds Head Coach Coward on a fast break as the 1:33 mark, the teams held each they were going to come back. We at it,” said Dyck. “We’re going to be
Kevin Hanson first quarter expired. The Calgary other scoreless. That was until had that lead way too early and we hungrier than ever.” U
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Back 2 Back!
Agenda : Wednesday, March 4
1. Women’s Supplement
2. Colours Supplement
3. Staff restructuring vote
4. Kate’s fundraiser
5. Motivational staff meeting date
6. Mary Lynn seminar
7. Discuss where 6 went
8. Mary Lynn seminar
9. Ubyssey board election update
With pressure on their back and playing far away from home, the
Birds were initially not the top favourite in the tournament as they
were seeded second after Montreal. The Calgary Dinos had the mo-
mentum going into the final by beating Montreal in the semifinals,
but fell short in front of the defending champions. The final was
a hard fought match with a score of 25-20, 22-25, 29-27, 20-25,
15-9. The Birds have now established their position after suffering a
30-year drought prior to the crown they achieved last year.
Canada dominant
in sledge hockey
The Sledge Hockey Cup was held from Feburary 24–March 1 in the
Thunderbird Arena at UBC. Team Canada prevailed 2–1 in a shoot-
out against the US in the finals. jon horn photos/the ubyssey
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them,” and have said students “don’t own this place out here.”
So yeah, he’s sort of a big deal. And his departure creates a gi-
ant opportunity to re-open fundamental debates about the role
of the RCMP, with the RCMP.
Now obviously, a new staff sergeant does not make a resolu- Dear fellow Koreans, THE UBYSSEY PRESENTS: the soil. These will confuse the
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there are way too few officers policing this campus, and that Shut the fuck up. positives. This was the initial
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RCMP to deal with this area. But it’s a start. So, while we’d like how you’d love to tap noticed, there has been no new servers, at least according to
to wish Sgt. Wendland the best in his future endeavours, we’d that white chick’s ass, content put on our website for our webmaster, who knows a
also hope that the AMS and the UBC administration take steps ride her on her all fours, quite some time now. This is lot more about this sort of thing
to work with his replacement in ensuring that the RCMP aren’t, make a white horse due to issues that we are having then the rest of us. Hell, as far as
in Stephen Toope’s words, “purveyors of prohibition.” And out of her. while switching servers. Now, we know, it’s magic.
even if you waited until you were out of the SUB and in your we know that we have been So, hopefully we will find the
bed before you took your pants off Friday, isn’t that something Nor do I want to see how promising new web content ev- source of the leak soon and stop
we can all agree on? U you revel in the fact ery day, and it’s been made—but it up with large amounts of sili-
she is ordering her not posted. Our webmaster tells cone and excess internet com-
fried rice and veggies us that it’s because the tubes are ments. Then the natural flow will
Rules are meant to be questioned unaware of foreign
degradation,
broken and leaking somewhere
in the dry Texas desert. We’ve
be restored and you can read
great Ubyssey content with only
Do you know why laws and rules exist? They exist for us. They standing just a meter away been keeping in contact with minor interruptions, usually
exist to make our lives better. They exist so I can’t go outside from you—hardly him through satellite phone as from our own pipe trolls. We’re
and start fights in the street, because we have decided that far enough. he traverses that rugged terrain looking at you, Clayton Burns.
we’d rather not have to fight someone just to get to work. They —Minwook Bae with a very super-duper leak
exist so that companies can’t dump toxic waste into the water English 3 detection device made especially Love,
supply to preserve their bottom line (Hi Erin Brockovich!), for finding excess Internet de- The Ubyssey
because we’ve decided that it’s more important for us to have If you wish to to submit a letter posits in typically dry areas, such
water that isn’t poisonous than for a company to save a few it must be no longer than 350 as Texas.
bucks. They exist so you can cross the street without getting words. Your identity will be con- The device doesn’t work so
run over by an oncoming semi, because we’ve decided that we firmed by phone or by ID from well in wet climates, as the Inter-
want to cross the street without being hit by traffic. Laws pro- the office. People may email us at net will dissociate in water, leav-
tect society as we know it where morality falls short. feedback@ubyssey.ca ing porn and LOLcat deposits in
Rules start to lose their value when people follow them blind-
ly simply because they are the rules. They are meant to serve
a greater good. The minute they no longer fulfill that function,
it is justified and proper to freely ignore that rule. Rules serve
the people, people do not serve the rules. In other words, let’s
Streeters
say we want to break a rule. Ask the question: would break-
ing this rule cause any harm (harm defined as negative or
Do you use vitamin supplements?
unwanted consequences)? If the answer is no, then feel free to
throw that rule out the window.
A good example for this is that jaywalking (i.e. crossing the
street anywhere other than a crosswalk) is against the rules.
Why is it against the rules? Because we decided that pedestrian
safety is a good thing. And we at The Ubyssey agree that a rule
against jaywalking is a good rule. However, if there is no traf-
fic, then it is perfectly fine to ignore that rule and cross the
street.
In fact, if we blindly follow the rules, more harm may come
than good, as we will not be evaluating our actions. We live in a
democratic society where debate on laws is technically public— Alek Hrycailco Alex Stevens Ammar Bakhurji Brian Wong Caitlin MacDonell
constant thought about the effectiveness of a law is necessary. BASC 1 Science 3 Engineering 1 Science 2 Commerce 3
This applies on campus as well. It is your right to question
“I take calcium, a “Nope, not re- “We need “Yes, definitely “No...I prob-
whether a rule works anymore, and, more importantly, respect-
couple forms of ally. I don’t take vitamins every supplements for ably should
fully disobey it. U
vitamin D—other them at all... day in our lives, sure...I take lots take calcium...I
than that I don’t They’re expen- and sometimes of supplements: haven’t really
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