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Fun League Digest

Season 14 Issue 2

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WELCOME
To issue 2 of the Fun League Digest. Its 24 hours late and there is no colour cover, primarily due to my PC exploding, but the meat of the information is here. Hopefully by issue 3 I will have photoshop back up and running and be able to check the game client for results again. Thanks to all the coaches who have written the good stuff you are about to read. VALIS

CONTENTS
Spotlight On (The Thricedarned, Wilgut Spleens, furq, telfordirving) Match Previews Match Reports (BubbaDave, Polidori, telfordirving, Sybaris, Wilgut Spleens, Peaker, Falx) Results 1 3 3 10

SPOTLIGHT ON:
The Heralds of Change (FL North) By The Thricedarned The Heralds are, apparently, back in the North despite an absolutely horrid season in the East. How? Fuck knows, but it's the Heralds. The normal laws of time, space and Bloodbowl regulations tend to bend and go all wibbly-wobbly around them. It's a somewhat different Heralds of Change from what was last seen in the North, however. Gone are names like Malagant the Merciful and Muddah the Changebull. The team once mor have to build up a thrower/catcher combo from their beastman herd which saw a nasty culling last season, but there is hope as Gristle Palegoat, younger brother of former Heralds Star Thrower from the early seasons, Grinder Palegoat, is showing even greater natural agility than his late brother and has been designated as thrower and inevitable lightningbolt attractor. And in Muddah's place is the young find from Mount Murderhorn near the Arena of Change from last season, the minotaur known only as Murderhorn. Young, strong and unhampered by the injuries which plagued Muddah in his later seasons coach Thricedarned holds great hopes for this big slab of murderous muscle. And, of course, holding the centre of the line as he has since Malagant the Merciful shuffled off the immortal coil is team captain and freakishly tall and strong chaos warrior, Dominor the Inevitable. With his latest mutation of horns he has regularly been practicing charging headbutts against Murderhorn, and coming out the winner of these contests more often than not. And any caging, stalling bastards best watch out, for Dominor does not fear your wall of flesh as he will merely scornfully leap over it and murder your ball carrier with great glee and prejudice.
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The Heralds are back in the North. They battered, bruised and ready to tell Nuffle to go fuck himself as they get set to murder their way through the opposing teams, and fuck the ball, common tactical wisdom or any such bollocks. Block hard, block often and throw longbombs while beating the opponents to death with their own limbs! It's the Herald way! Dead Aard (FL North) By Wilgut Spleens Dead Aard did well last season in East, an unusual event for any team from this coaches stable, mostly due to the main star, Boris, the ST6 mummy or as he became affectionately known in East, "that fucking cunt!" This fearsome warrior is said to have a gentle more sensitive side and is rumoured to enjoy the hobby of flower pressing. When asked coach Spleens said "Really? Well Boris enjoys pressing a lot of things" Gory Bludfest, is one of the teams top scorers, although this nimble ghoul with pass block, has also several interceptions to his name. He has taken to signing autographs for his fans and wear a dark blue fedora. Prince Buster, the ska loving, moon-stomping wight , has also left his mark- on the other teams! The heart of this team however has always been its skeletons and zombies, with the likes of Foggy Dewhurst, Capstan Fullstrength and Anorexia Slim providing a shambling, chaotic, bastion of support and foul smells to disrupt and confusticate their opponents. Foggy and Capstan have both sworn to "give up the rollies" for this season. A sure sign they are taking this promotion seriously, although neither are prepared to start training or attend except for matches. Foggy in an interview for "Eroded" magazine said "Well, it all goes to show, doesn't it?" Speed Freaks (Redux) (FL North) By Furq At the start of the season the Speed Freaks (Remix) shall be lining up without a single loner line elf for only the second time in their career. They've under gone a slow but steady rebuilding process after having 5 or 6 line elves killed (or had their collar bones smashed) in their first 3 matches. Such a hardening experience has however allowed these elves to take steps to toughen up, and they have attempted to add a hard hitting dimension to their game. They however know their limits and won't try anything stupid, liking going toe-to-toe with opponents, but it gives them added options to their fast and agile bread and butter style. Coached by a former champion of the North , expectation will be high for the Speed Freaks (Remix), though only time will tell how much their limited experience will be a hindrance against some rather experience opponents. Another rebuilding process may be required in the not too distant future, which would seriously alter the seasons expectation for the Freaks. Hell Pit Darkbrood (FL North) By telfordirving A team described in local rag, The Skavenblight Scum, as the team to watch in Season 14..... Predictable only in their unpredictableness (defintely a word). Stunning one week, losing to the god awful Cillit Bang
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the next. Some would blame this on the head coach. The head coach doesn't blame the head coach. The head coach blames everyone else. The team is currently being carried by it's cadre of super star gutter runners, but, it's doubtful if they will be able to carry a thrower who can neither pick up the ball or throw and a rat ogre who can neither block or punch. Mid table obscurity and another clutch of dead linerats beckons....

MATCH PREVIEWS
Balatros Dead End v Wiccan Athletic The fans queued around Springfield Park in the freezing snow yesterday for tickets for the hotly anticipated Lancashire Derby between Balatros Dead End and Wiccan Athletic. It has been a number of Seasons since coaches Balatro and VALIS locked horns and fans of their respective franchises have not encountered each other since Lancashire LoveBombs gave Balatros Sledgehammers a good hard kicking around season 5. Fans of the Balatro franchise are normally unconcerned with winning and take a great pride in supporting one of the worst performing clubs in blood bowl history, but this fixture is something of an exception and the red rose blood will be burning brightly in the veins of both sets of supporters until the last head is stamped into the astrogranite. VALIS Lancashire Blood Bowl Club franchise has recently retired the LoveRats but has kept with Skaven for the restructuring. Balatros rookie team on the other hand is Underworld; a notoriously difficult team to coach, plagued as they are with the frailties of Goblins and the animosity of Skaven. Refusal to refer to the playbook however may stand Balatro in good stead expect to see his team pull off some wild TTM razzledazzle moves that will light up this fixture and possibly lead to a glorious victory.

MATCH REPORTS
Horns a-Plenty (BubbaDave) 1-0 Topi di Campagna (angior) (NFC S14 Week 2) By BubbaDave Did star gutter runner Swish take a dive? That's the story of the match in the wake of the Horns' stunning shutout of these speedy Skaven. We go now to our analysts in the studio. First up is Bull, star minotaur from the Horns who retired last season. Bull, what's your take? "Well, Jim, I think this was a legitimate injury. After being levelled by Flugel and then 'accidentally' kicked in the head by Matter, Swish is clearly running with his head on a swivel. He's looking at the loose ball on the pitch, he's trying to track where Flugel is, and he just puts a foot wrong trying to get the extra speed. The landing doesn't LOOK that rough, but you know how squishy Skaven are." Now let's check with Blitzer, from the now-disbanded Genericus, first A.S.O.L champions. Blitzer? "You never want to say another team is on the take, Jim, but let's look at the odds, hmm? First, a sure footed sprinter 'injures' himself trying to squeeze out some speed. (Riketi's injury I'm not including on this list-- French pounded him hard enough I'm surprised to hear he'll be back next match. He might have been
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the only player NOT in on the scheme.)Then with a chance to tie before the half, thanks to a well-executed chain push, Nurgable Nibbler drops a perfect pass from Ratathrow, despite all his team training. Yeah, he's a lineman-- but a SKAVEN lineman, not some kind of dwarf blocker. Then with Kaboom in position to score, he gets brought down by Rhino, who isn't even a skilled tackler? Sure, his strength and his horns help, but come ON. What are the odds?" And that's what the sports world is buzzing about this evening folks. I'm Jim Knee-Rippa, signing off this week's edition of "Blood on the Pitch."

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Doppelkhorne Behemoths (Tasmanian Devil) 1-1 Loughtan Razorhorns (Polidori) (FL East S14 W2) By Polidori The Sheepmen finally got their season started when they took on the relative rookies of the Doppelkhorne Behemoths in front of a packed crowd of three vultures and half a do. The Razorhorn's normally reliable fan had got lost somewhere in the Chaos Wastes, and would finally arrive at the stadium both a week last Thursday, and three days from now. It was a shame really, all the entertainment, and the half dog, was wasted on the vultures. The Sheepmen received the first kick-off, and all the luck Nuffle could offer along with it. Despite any number of fumbles, poor throws and tackles suffered by the Razorhorns, the Behemoths would go one better in failing to take advantage, with Daemons falling over various legs and inconvenient blades of grass scattered about the pitch. The Razorhorns, despite having lost their "expert" thrower to a blast of lightning, finally succeeded in powering through the centre of the Daemonic defence for Charne'Gor'Ca to open the scoring. The Sheepmen then settled into a defensive mode to see out the half, and go into the break 1 - 0 up. The second half, as so often happens, proved to be a completely different story. All the luck that had deserted the Behemoths in the first half slewed through them in the second. The Sheepmen were forced to kick off with 10 players as the apothecary desperately attempted to revive three linegoats on the sidelines. The Razorhorns threw everything into an aggressive defence, somehow outmuscling the Khornate Daemons and inflicting five casualties, and despatching Gnashrack Blackhoof to the injury box with a swift stamp in the plums. It was all to no avail, however, as the Behemoths pressed on and got behind the Sheepmen defence. The Razorhorns were unable to scramble back in time, and the equaliser was soon inevitable. 1 - 1 in the end was a fair result after an (almost) even match. Well played Tas, looking forward to locking horns with you again soon. Pilates Pirates (Geryon) 1-1 The Darkest Hour (Sybaris) (NFC S14, W2) By Sybaris An absolutely wild game, with wild coaches to boot. The vampire coach failed his blood lust roll early in the game, throwing insults and seeing red at his team's incompetence to play the game. The Pirates were suffering from a violent previous match, with deaths and missing players...but they were determined to give those undead lords a kick in the ball. The vampires started on the offense, preferring a typical two-prong snake tongue play, but mishaps started to occur for both teams. Trying their bests to stave off the players bloodlust, the vampires got within 2 squares of the TD line, but an unlikely failed dodge (agi 5, dodge) by rising star vampire William Von Drakenborg cut the advance short. Not wasting time to catch their breath, the humans managed a brilliant recovery of the ball and started to rush downward for the end zone. They had much ground to cover, and many players were left gazing in the
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void as the vampires worked their magics to try and catch the bloody fast pirates. An unfortunate occurance took the life of the human's throwers, whose name is already forgotten sadly...especially since the human coach ended his life himself! Another failed dodge, one would say. Still, with an even score and their chance to go on offense, the humans didn't waste time to punch through the vampire thralls, literally. Without a thrower, moving the ball was a riskier affair though, and the vampires were highly aggressive, pressing the carrier to rush forward and hurry the score. Moving through the center, dodging a little and stepping over agonizing thralls, a pass was attempted and met with another failure...off the pitch! However, a pirate's fan got the ball and threw it back right under the player's feet. Cursing his fate (he's doomed for eternity, after all), the vampire coach attempted a recovery play...which failed with utter pathetism. 1-0 for the pirates. To add insult to injury, the human's kick ended up in the right corner of the pitch...the best kick ever a nonkicker player could hope for. Feeling urgency, the vamps went all-out, scattering deep within the pirates half. The pink panthers, as Ill now refer to them, played rather well, putting tackle zones where useful and with the speed of their catchers (one of them dauntless), put heavy pressure on the vampire holding the ball (on a corner of the pitch, no less). It was the darkest hour, and an insane play had to be attempted. A rush, a few gazes and an odd-ball attempt at a pass ended up with a turnover, the ball sitting beside a vampire but dangerously exposed to human recovery. That being said, a misclick from the veteran coach Geryon caused an early turn over for the humans...using pro rather than a re-roll on a critical go-for-it. This allowed the vampires to secure the ball again and work their way for a scoring rush. The humans had a last 2 turn chance for the match, and without their throwers attempted a one-turn manoeuvre. Curses were again heard from the vampires dugout as their "safely placed" kick ended up totally off the pitch! This gave good odds to the humans, although their one-turn rush play was a bit rusty...and ended up short. This allowed Count Erik Von Drakenborg to blitz the catcher, stopping him in its tracks, but failing to recover the ball which ended in a crowd throw-in...rather suspiciously within reach of the catcher! This could well have been the play of the week as the catcher actually managed to get up, dodge through many tackle zones and reach the ball...only to fail the pick up roll. 1-1 end score...thanks Geryon for your patience and good temper cause me to suffer from bloodlust. Cheers! ...thankfully, only the vampire team

Dead Aard (Wilgut Spleens) 0a2 Dust N Bones (Scaurus2000) (FL North S14, W2) Match abandoned on turn 3 in a fit of pique. By Wilgut Spleens Oh I am soo pissed off with this game. I accept we all have runs of bad luck and it usually evens out but at the moment every game is the same. Where I roll 1's and 2's my opponent rolls 5's and 6's. I roll either a constant stream of push backs and skulls. First week of this season. I have a TV 450 higher, many of my players have BT MB and I'm playing skaven with undead. I fail to pick up the ball on 5 consecutive turns. My opponent, rolls at least 50 dodges and never misses one! He picks the ball up twice in three TZ and never fails a single roll. His GR takes out my mummy and I don't even knock a player over in the first half. All I rolled the first half was arrows. My opponent played well and I don't grudge him the win but with those dice, it really wouldn't have made any difference what he did.
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This week, my B T G skeleton is killed on the first block of the game and by the end of the first turn , both mummies and a wight are off the pitch. I start my first turn with 7 players, my first block- skulls - RR -skullsBH wight! 6 players and we are just starting turn 2!! So I quit, not something I ever do normally, I usually see it through to the bitter end. And its been every fucking game I've played in the last two weeks . Its no fun. It makes no difference what I do or even what my opponent does; the luck factor makes a mockery of the whole thing. Its become predictable. I feel like every game is a waste of my time. So fuck it, stupid fucking game, no fucking more!

Derp Derpity Doo (Michaels) 0-2 Green Griffons (Peaker) (NFC S14, W2) By Peaker Thorn Falconan Makes Return, Orcs Suffer Tough Injury Luck Early This was the first match of the season for the Griffs, and they came out firing on all cylinders. The humans received the opening kickoff and promptly sent 2 Black Orc Blockers to the infirmary with serious injuries, before scoring a quick TD on a beautiful long pass from Star Quarterback Absalom Shade. The Griffons played defence for the rest of the first half, effectively shutting down the Triple D passing and running attack, although they did allow a tremendous long bomb just before the half that the Orcs failed to convert into a score. DDD took the ball to start the second half, but once again found no room through the Griffons. Leading the staunch defence for the humans was Team Captain Thorn Falconan, returning for his first match after suffering a broken collarbone late last season. It was widely speculated that Falconan would retire following the injury, but instead the agile and elusive former Blitzing sensation has been converted into a
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deep-threat wide receiver and defensive back/safety. It was in this second roll that Thorn shone on the pitch today, repeatedly tackling receivers and defending a late long bomb, which he then scooped up and returned the length of the field for a game-sealing TD. Thanks for the fun match, Michaels. You had some shitty dice early, but I had some laughs with the Bomber! Hells Pit Darkbrood (telfordirving) 3-0 Bubonic Mischief (booncabal76) (FL North S14, W2) By telfordirving Hells Bells! One team turned up ready for a game of Blood Bowl the other for a game of BLOOD bowl. The less well off (read poor) skaven and goblins from the under burrows were here to take some hierarchical frustrations out on their lordly betters..... The Darkbrood kicked of and Mischief collected the ball ran forward three paces and..... threw it away! As the ball bobbled around and The attention of The Darkbrood was diverted the BOOT came down. The skaven blitzers of The Mischief worked as a pair, taking down select targets (mostly my rat ogre and one blitzer with tackle...). As they brought their prey down a swarm of dirty gobbos descended, like a swarm of smelly fouling bees (or hornets). kicky kick boot boot! As Fayreek ran in the opening TD, barely noticed, three Darkbrood players were being carried off the pitch.... much to the uncontained glee of The giggling Mischief gobbos! The tone had been set and for the remainder of the game The Darkbrood, while still keen to score, were also a lot more wary of the aim of The Mischief. Dirty dirty Boony!! And he fouls a lot....

Xeno Xantho Xanadu (Falx) 2-0 Lucky Scales (Og the Beautiful) (NFC S14, W2) By Falx When this season started, I was seriously considering giving Balatro a run for the title. Then Nuffle whispers sweet nothings into my ear in the first game and we somehow against all odds, tie the game. The next game Nuffle starts stroking in the right way in all the right places and we somehow manage to win. The chef didn't play as big a part in this match as the last, but it stole 1 re-roll in the first half and 2 in the second. With no re-rolls coming from kick off events this hurt Og slightly in the first half and shoved something nasty (you know, were talking about heavily knobbed phallic symbols that you just can't clean properly) up Og's exit only orifice in the second half. The first half started with Vahamut Deathfrenzy, the crazy cavalier casualty conveyor living up to his name, first he takes out a ST5 Saurus for the game then promptly the very next hit, kills the level 6 Kroxigor (saved by the apothecary... with a niggling injury). This promptly set up the rest of the game... The first half ends with Boon running in for the touchdown, after fielding the kickoff.
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The second half sees the (Un)Lucky Scales reduced to 1 re-roll and on the receiving end of a Blitz kick-off event. With XXX unable to properly secure the ball for their own, the lizards scoop it up and form up in a 5man cage, you know the one, the one that begs for a fireball. Unable to resist, the fireball was released... knocking down 4 of the 5, with a poor level 6 skink being roasted to death... Nobby does what Nobby does best, get KO'd. The git. With the ball free, it becomes a ballet of placing tackle zones on it with silly attempts of trying to pick it up. Unfortunately, in between the dance of destiny, skulls a plenty roll about, eventually, Boon once again streaks in for a pick up and last turn touchdown. Thanks for the game Og, hope there weren't any prolapse issues...

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RESULTS
Week 2: Orcs Hall Conference Hell, Horns & Hoof (kpjuul) Crimson Eclipse (Overseer Lee) Scale Males (Haugster) Hapless Losers (Beefburger) North Belfast Hard Men (Dr Strangeglove)
Coachs Comments.... Crimson Eclipse (Overseer Lee) 4-1 Green Watch (Chazer) I will not recap the match as it is too painful - But I will say that even before the first turn I had 0 RR left, had been Blitzed and got a Miss next Game on my star +ST Blitzer. Lee had a semi cage and a gutter under the ball - enter turn 1 and it only got worse with triple 1's and other fun stuff. only consolation was that my Beat down kind of worked at the end and I got at goal!!!! so only a 1-4 loss - BTW I hate Juan Turners. (Chazer) Although many rats died to bring us this victory without the majestic Cool waters on the pitch and to be fair with nuffle smiling down I scored two

1-3 4-1 4-1 2-1 2-0

Apothecary Now! (nearly) Green Watch (Chazer) Knights of Hell (Jakala) Khorne Foor Fighters (Weljamir) Dragonback (ShinyJ)

It cant all be bashy grind the rats wont stand for it ... they didnt in the north and they wont in the OHC! Thats why they are the favoured sons of the grand dong. (Overseer Lee)

Hell, Horns & Hoof (kpjuul) 1-3 Apothecary Now! (nearly) A slight return to form for the famously brittle wood elves this week. Three touchdowns scored and three deaths/stat altering injuries. So slightly below expectations on both measures. New recruit Fiver made his debut this week and scored twice with the third coming from old cripple de Marais. In a radical change from the norm, we almost kept a clean sheet defensively. Only a series of fumbled throws that should have cleared the danger allowed HHH to score a consolation point (but then Nuffle had just pissed in KPJuul's face on a GFI into the endzone so it's only fair really!). (nearly)

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Week 2: New Worlde Football Conference Horns a-Plenty (BubbaDave) Canadians Returned! (doohickey) Pilates Pirates (Geryon) Derp Derpity Doo (Michaels) Xeno Xantho Xanadu (Falx) Geralds Cavalcade (nobby) After Dark Party (CharzHeidi) Razor Sharp Leaves (Raven_9999) 1-0 1-3 1-1 0-2 2-0 1-0 2-1 1-1 Topi di Campagna (angior) Avari Ambush UnUnited (Avari) The Darkest Hour (Sybaris) Green Griffons (Peaker) Lucky Scales (Og the Beautiful) Army of Moist Quife (MasterQuife) Bone Seers (DwayneJ) Tyrell Corporation (James303)

Coachs Comments.... Canadians Returned (doohickey) 1-3 Avari Ambush UnUnited (Avari) The Ambush racked up a whopping 142 yards but the Canadians played to the final whistle, contesting everything and finally getting their break in the closing moments as Fenris broke free for a TOUCHDOWN to make the score respectable. Slim, Starblood & Khan scored for the Avari. Notes: Former cheerleader Tekno Danzer showed up late and missed the first drive. With UnUnited's expenses getting out of hand and a dangerous Pirates team on the horizon, her tenure with the team is in doubt. Blitz Coordinator Naggis Darkhelm dialed up two perfectly timed onside kicks. The first led to a touchdown. The 2nd was burned for the Canadians score. *** Thanks to Doohickey for a valiant effort. Hope to see you with a better team next year. (Avari)

Week 2: FungusLiga North Under Control R12 (RS2000EDS) Frozen Waste Slayers (Fatboy) The Heralds of Change (The Thricedarned) Hells Pit Darkbrood (telfordirving) Dead Aard (Wilgut Spleens) Speed Freaks (remix) (Furq)
Coachs Comments.... Under Control R12 (RS2000EDS) 1-2 Stake Suckers (Ted the BB-Champion) After a stroke of luck early in the game the fastest bestest skink around was badly hurt (Oh noes!). After that the vampires took a relaxed stance and continued to blitz skinks for fun and cheap spp. At the end it
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1-2 2-0 0-3 3-0 0a2 0-0

Stake Suckers (Ted the BB-Champion) Imperial Remnants (Weljamir) Moviemento 5 Squassaterre (Giorss) Bubonic Mischief (Booncabal76) Dust N Bones (Scaurus2000) Da Bell Enz (Hearn)

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was a bit of stalling as the sauruses was all tied up. It wont go to history as the most exciting of games, but hey at least it wasnt dwarf standard on the level of excitement. Stani will have a better shot at next match as the vamps didnt cause any serious injuries at his ordina ry players. Well played with the team you had! (Ted the BB-Champion)

Week 2: FungusLiga East Balatro's Dead End (Balatro) 0-5 Wiccan Athletic (VALIS) Doppelkhorne Behemoths (Tasmanian Devil) 1-1 Loughtan Razorhorns (Polidori) Halfland Fling (Cerumol) 2-1 Thrash Death Cult (James303) RZMNARmHA ZZARBGRa (Selfy_74) 0-2 Kaizers Kretins (Sneak) Lethal Vipers (Chiefjudge) 1-0 Nightmares on Wax (KillerPeach)
Coachs Comments. Doppelkhorne Behemoths (Tasmanian Devil) 1-1 Loughtan Razorhorns (Polidori) First I thought I was unlucky but then I realized that I have never had a game with two big animals doing EVERYTHING I asked of them. And I asked a lot of them. But I would have been washed away without over a million coins to spend. And with Morg, the Hoof, Wizard and two Apos the game was a different story. (Tasmanian Devil)

Week 2: ShElf Karak al Killers (Dark_Angel) Mordheim Mayhem (DaImp) Dorfs of Doom (Zippy) The Pottsburgh Peelers (DancingDuck)
Coachs Comments.... Dorfs of Doom (Zippy) 0-1 Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) Nuffle induced victory to Charz thanks to 3 Consecutive double skulls in first half (all with Ironjaw) which let her get away with the cardinal sin of leaving her ball carrying wolf 2 squares from certain TD to make it 1-0 to do a 2D block with No Block Zombie V Dorf Blocker. (result of block was either Doub Skulls or Double BDs & resulted in Turnover with Dorf Blitzer & Runner in TZs on Wolfie) her Wolf was sacked following turn but then the 3 consecutive double skulls sealed the Dorfs fate & left them wide open for smashing...
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2-1 2-2 0-1 0-3

The Freaking FCC (nobby) Black Market Traderz (Chiefjudge) Midnight Fighters (CharzHeidi) Ale Munchers (pupkinus)

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Doomed, were ALL Doomed, I say!

(zippy)

Karak al Killers (Dark_Angel) 2-1 The Freaking FCC (nobby) A truly brutal game for the rats, their coach was late to the stadium and nuffle seemed to take offence. The first half saw some rats knocked out and a drive from deep in the killers half end with a TD. The rats then tried to respond however a calamity of errors saw their drive stall. The second half opened with a 1 turn TD from FCC, setting up another long drive by the killers who lived up to their name taking out a rat ogre. Permanently The rats set up looking to tie things up and end the game with their dignity intact however a blitz from the killers quickly put that to rest before they showed what they could do with another 3 casualties. (Dark Angel) The Pottsburgh Peelers (DancingDuck) 0-3 Ale Munchers (pupkinus) Pupkinus' Ale Munchers made a mockery out of The Pottsburgh Peelers this afternoon, in a match that ended 3-0, in favor of the norse. Appearently my flings were more interested in picking their bellybuttons, than picking up the ball. Also I think the nurse at the infirmary had been bribed into using sandwiches to lure my players there, cause the flings were even squishier than usual. My treemen thought it was funnier to just poke the norse most of the time, rather than smashing them to tiny, bearded bits. Was a fun game, with a lot of "wtf" moments from my side, and nuffle really twisting my nipples and pissing in my coffee Thanks to Pup, for being a good sport and a great opponent (DancingDuck)

DancingDuck, thanks for the game and sorry for the dead guy.I always cheer for the TTM TD and it's a pity it didn't work in our game. Best of luck in the league and DON'T put people near the side-lines! (Pupkinus) Mordheim Mayhem (DaImp) 2-2 Black Market Traderz (Chiefjudge) Another crazy game, my Chaos Dorfs kicked the poor underworld around all 16 turns, with a lot of cas and ko but could not handle the crazy gobbos and skavens in his team. DaImp did work magic with what he had against me, and tbh he was a far more closer and fair winner in this game than me. But in the end I did a 16 turn 2-2 td pheewww But it was a fun and hilarious game, thx for it Impie and have fun rest of season. (Chiefjudge) Really fun and funny game ended in a 2-2 draw between the Mordheim Mayhem and the Black Market Traders. Some crazy dodging antics and a complete lack of animosity from the Skaven allowed the Mayhem to stay in the game despite players dropping like flies (the 2 induced Budweiser Babes were kept very busy!) and even managed to take a 2-1 lead midway through the second half. The Traders nearly fluffed their equaliser chance with a dropped pass in the endzone in turn 15 but the ball was scooped up by a
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Hobgoblin in the last turn to earn the Chaos Dwarves a deserved draw. The Mayhem will now be going on a week-long binge in all the most disreputable of disreputable houses in Mordheim to celebrate their first Fun League point (DaImp)

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