RAMROD STRAIGHT DECADENCE

They come from their picturebook countries, Their aseptic environments; Their welfare spoiled childhood; Narrow-minded establishments. Even teeth, pinkish skin.

(compared to elsewhere) With faded airs of superiority; Faded imperial memoirs; Paling civilization.

But maybe, just maybe, we - Royal we -

They drink Predators plantation tea; Eat predators plantation bananas; But get diarrheic on foreign water, Belch on foreign food, Curse on foreign people,

Should treat them with Patronizing benevolence. For they taught us so much! How to be colonized. How to be slaves. How to be exploited.

And one can never forget They complain about irrelevant issues, Lisa Torcato 19.04.2013 Such valuable lessons!