Brad Paisley-Online

Geek Lyric: "When you got my kind of stats, it's hard to get a date, / Let alone a real girlfriend. / But I grow another foot, and I lose a bunch of weight / Every time I log in." When he first sang the lyrics above, Paisley summed up the lives of many MySpace addicts huddled in their parents' dank basements. Anybody who's spent much time on social networking sites knows that people aren't always what they seem. Paisley managed to convey that with funny lyrics and a great melody. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm7u25wRiV8
I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace 'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that Im mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time Im so much cooler online So much cooler online When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my mac In real life the only time Ive ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind It turns girls on that Im mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way

Chat with two women at one time Im so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online When you got my kind of stats Its hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight Every time I login Online Im out in Hollywood Im 6 foot 5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time Im so much cooler online Yeah, Im cooler online Im so much cooler online Yeah, Im cooler online Yeah, Im cooler online Yeah, Ill see ya online

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67xwjPF6kYo
Black Eyed Peas - "Now Generation"
Why It's Bad: We're pretty sure the Black Eyed Peas were goin' for a sort of updated the Who's "My Generation" vibe, but c'mon. They got the Pete Townshend. We get Fergie Ferg. Stand-Out Lyrics: "Stay connected in a jet/Wi-fi, podcast/Blasting out an SMS/Text me and I text you back/Check me on the iChat/I'm all about that http/You're a PC, I'm a Mac/I want it/MySpace in your space/Facebook is a new place/Dip divin' socializin'/I'll be out in cyber space/Google is my professor/Wikipedia checker/Checkin my account/Loggin' in and loggin' out/Baby I want it.../Now!"

We are the Now Generation We are the Generation Now This is the Now Generation This is the Generation Now I want money I want it-want it-want it Fast internet Stay connected in a jet Wi-fi, podcast Blasting out an SMS Text me and I'll text you back Check me on the iChat I'm all about that http You're a PC, I'm a Mac I want it... MySpace in your space Facebook is that new place Dip divin' socializin' I'll be out in cyberspace Google is my professor

Wikipedia checker Checkin' my account Loggin' in and loggin' out Baby, I want it... Now! This is the Now Generation This is the Generation Now We are the Now Generation I want-I want-I want it now I want the cold hard cash I want-I want-I want it now And I just can't wait I need it immediately And I just can't wait I want it immediately 'Cause if time can't wait then I sure can't wait I ain't got no patience No, I sure can't wait Not today We are the Now Generation We are the Generation Now This is the Now Generation This is the Generation Now I want money I want cold hard cash I'll take your dollar and your Euro And go have a blast So take your day and your credit And stick it up your ass And do it now! I want it now! Big money, give me mo' money (Yeah I want it now!) I need cas...man I need it bad (I want it now!) Quick in a hurry Like your name is Flash (I want it now!) You make me wait? And Imma whip yo' ass (I want it now!) I want it now baby! (Now!) I want it (Now!) I want it (Now!) Now!

Fast, rapido Really quick, like torpedo "Need for Speed" is my credo You need to feed this negrito Send it by your brother Bolt (see note below) Rapid like a thunderbolt Activated, rock the boat Just ask Barack who brought the hope to Now! It was a Now Generation And I just can't wait I need it immediately And I just can't wait I want it immediately 'Cause if time can't wait then I sure can't wait I ain't got no patience No, I just can't wait Not again Expediate No time for procrastination Expediate Improve my sensuation 'N Sync - "Digital Getdown"
Why It's Bad: It's a love song. About long distance relationships made okay thanks to the technologies of video chat. Stand-Out Lyrics: "Digital digital get down/Just you and me/(You may be) Twenty thousand miles away/But I can see ya and baby baby you can see me/Digital digital get down just what we need/We can get together naturally/(We can) We can get together on the digital screen." Also?: Considering the circumference of the Earth is about 24,901 miles at the equator, if one was really 20,000 miles away, then you'd actually be like, 5,000 miles away. Anyone following us here? No? Okay.
[Spoken low] Baby baby we can do all that we want We're gettin nasty nasty, we're getting freaky deaky Baby baby we can do more than just talk Cause I can hear ya hear ya, and I can see ya see ya Baby baby we can do all that we want We're getting nasty nasty, we're getting freaky deaky.. Digital digital get down just you and me (You may be) Twenty thousand miles away but I can see ya And baby baby you can see me Digital digital get down just what we need We can get together naturally (We can) We can get together on the digital screen [Justin] Every time I'm sittin home alone girl I can't wait to get you on the phone girl So pick it up babe I can see everything you do Bouncin me from satellite to satellite I love the things you do for me so late at night So turn me on yeah It's like I'm right there next to you yeah [Justin] Can we get connected I need some love and affection baby I'll call you on the phone I hope that I get through If you're in the mood and I'm not home Here's what you do: leave a message You know the kind (you know the kind I like)I like to get back to [Chorus w/ Justin's echos] Digital digital get down just you and me

(You may be) Twenty thousand miles away but I can see ya And baby baby you can see me Digital digital get down just what we need We can get together naturally (We can) We can get together on the digital screen Yeah [JC] I lose my mind just when you're speaking I see you on the screen, I get to freaking So get down babe And I'll get down for you (I'll get down for you) I get so excited when I'm watching girl I can't wait to see you touch your body girl It's just me and you So we can do what we gotta do (yeah) Can we get connected I need some love and affection baby I'll call you on the phone I hope that I get through If you're in the mood and I'm not home Here's what you do: leave a message You know the kind (you know the kind I like)I like to get back to [Chorus w/ JC's echos] Digital digital get down just you and me (You may be) Twenty thousand miles away but I can see ya And baby baby you can see me Digital digital get down just what we need We can get together naturally (We can) We can get together on the digital screen Digital digital digital digital get down (get down) Digital digital digital digital get down (get down...) [Alert:] Your satellite feed has been interupted... [Spoken low] Baby baby we can do more than just talk Cause I can hear ya hear ya, and I can see ya see ya Baby baby we can do all that we want We're getting nasty nasty, we're getting freaky deaky Baby baby we can do more than just talk Cause I can hear ya hear ya, and I can see ya see ya Baby baby we can do all that we want We're getting nasty nasty, we're getting (oh oh) digital Digital digital get down just you and me (You may be) Twenty thousand miles away but I can see ya And baby baby you can see me Digital digital get down just what we need We can get together naturally (We can) We can get together on the digital screen Digital digital get down just you and me (You may be) Twenty thousand miles away but I can see ya And baby baby you can see me Digital digital get down just what we need We can get together naturally (We can) We can get together on the digital screen Digital digital get down (get down) Just what we need...

Heems' 'Computers' And 23 Other Songs About Technology

This week Heems from Das Racist dropped his new free mixtape, Nehru Jackets. Like all of Das Racist's output, it's weird and hazy and sarcastic and gets better with each listen. The songs are full of clever lyrics, but one track stood out for its irreverent rhymes, "Computers." In this aptly-titled song, Heems raps, "What's up with computers?...I love them, I need them, I kick it with them a lot." And who can't relate to kickin' it with computers? NOBODY, that's who. So to appease our new computer overlords, we scoured our iTunes libraries (so meta!) and wrangled together 23 other songs about computers, technology and assorted gadgets. In lieu of listing Kraftwerk's entire catalog, we gave them one representative spot. If you can think of any others, leave them in the comments. + 50 Cent ft. Justin Timberlake--"Ayo Technology"

+ Beastie Boys--"Intergalactic" + The Buggles--"Video Killed The Radio Star" + Bush--"Machinehead" (Not sure what a "machinehead" is but it sounds technological) + Chris Brown--"Follow Me Like Twitter" + Daft Punk--"Robot Rock" (No lyrics, but it's fine because we still know it's robots making those sounds) + David Bowie--"Space Oddity" + Duran Duran--"Blame the Machines" + Elton John--"Rocket Man" + Gary Numan--"Cars" + The Killers--"Spaceman" + Kraftwerk--"Home Computer" + Lady Gaga--"Telephone" (Remember when phones were used for calling people?) + M.I.A.--"Internet Connection" + *NSYNC--"Digital Getdown" (Surprisingly ahead of their time with the whole cybersex thing!) + Pearl Jam--"Do the Evolution" + Radiohead--"Paranoid Android" + Robyn--"The Girl and the Robot" + Savoir Adore--"We Talk Like Machines" + Styx--"Mr. Roboto"

+ Trey Songz ft. Gucci Mane and Soulja Boy--"LOL + Yelawolf--"Radio" And because we had to: + Kip Dynamite--"I Love Technology"

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Technology Song for Kids - The Polkadots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEIHogpVJ1k Beyonc - Video Phone (Official music video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvymFpZYXBM