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letter from the editor
Music and the military to
some, they may seem like polar
opposites.
One is about discipline and
order; the other is more loose and
expressive. But both are integral
parts of American culture, and
as the MayDay Music Festival
proves, both can meld together
quite well if given the chance. The
Weekender came up with its cover
concept weeks ago, and as it just
so happened, Sector One Entertain-
ment, the organizers of the annual
festival, chose Sgt. Tracie Slempa
to model.
She ended up becoming the
lead interview subject in our cover
story (pages 36 and 37) because
her life in the 109th Mobile Public
Affairs Detachment of the Army
National Guard and her civilian life
as an R&B singer come together
to represent those two seemingly
contrary sides perfectly; in fact,
as youll read, one career actually
aided the other.
So check out the MayDay Music
Festival at Kirby Park this weekend
it may just change your perspec-
tive on music, the Armed Forces,
or both.
-Rich Howells, Weekender Editor
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index
May 22-28, 2013
COVER STORY
mayday mUSIC FESTIVaL ... 36-37
LISTINGS
THE w ... 7
SPEaK & SEE ... 10
CONCERTS ... 20
LIVE ENTERTaINmENT ... 22
aGENda ... 28, 34
THEaTER ... 31
MUSIC
dOO wOP, VOLUmE 6 ... 7
aLBUm REVIEwS ... 14
CHaRTS ... 14
dIGITaL COLLaPSE ... 21
dESTINaTION wEST ... 24
THE wONdER yEaRS ... 26
BULLET FOR my VaLENTINE ... 39
STAGE & SCREEN
mOVIE REVIEw ... 25
INFINITE ImPROBaBILITy 41
RaLPHIE REPORT ... 50
STaRSTRUCK ... 50
ARTS
aNdREa GIBSON ... 18, 26
NOVEL aPPROaCH... 31
daCRE STOKER ... 38
LIFESTYLE
SECURELy FaSHIONEd 38
NOT yOUR mamaS KITCHEN ... 40
aNGELINaS RESTaURaNT aNd BaR ... 40
maKEUP RULES 45
SHOw US SOmE SKIN 46
JUST FOR THE HEaLTH OF IT ... 48
maN 69
mOdEL 70
HUMOR & FUN
PUZZLE 28
HaPPy HOUR 41
Id TaP THaT 43
NEwS OF THE wEIRd ... 45
SUmmER KICKOFF PaRTy ... 49
PET OF THE wEEK 50
SORRy mOm & dad 55
SIGN LaNGUaGE 57
GAMES &TECH
GET yOUR GamE ON 44
TECH TaLK 48
mOTORHEad 55
ONTHE COVER
PHOTO By JaSON RIEdmILLER
dESIGN By amaNda dITTmaR & JaSON RIEdmILLER
VOLUmE 20 ISSUE 28
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SINGING THE BODY ELECTRIC
Award-winning spoken word artist Andrea Gibson
performs in Scranton with local poets
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COLLAPSE AND REBUILD
Members of Absolution form Digital Collapse
and record with Sevendusts Clint Lowery
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Poodle skirts, beehive hairdos,
pompadours, and ducktails were
back in style Saturday, May 18 as
the Golden Oldies of the 1950s and
early 1960s flled the F.M. Kirby
Center for the Performing Arts.
Doo Wop, Volume 6, the latest
installment of Joe Nardones popu-
lar series, brought back the music
and memories of the formative years
of rock n roll as The Spaniels,
Willie Winfeld and The Harptones,
Jimmy Clanton, Jay Siegels Tokens,
The Passions, and Kenny Vance and
the Planotones got together at the
Wilkes-Barre theater.
The Spaniels, a doo-wop group
formed in the early 1950s in Gary,
Ind., were frst to the stage and
closed out its 20-minute segment
with its biggest hit, Goodnite,
Sweetheart, Goodnite from 1954.
But dont go anywhere, the lead
singer said.
The shows not over yet.
In fact, it was just getting under-
way as the evenings second group,
The Harptones, which still feature
original lead singer Willie Winfeld,
took over with the Motown classic
Aint No Mountain High Enough.
The quartet, consisting of three
males and one female singer, then
did nice renditions of its own hits
Since I Fell For You, Life Is But
a Dream, and ASunday Kind of
Love before fnishing up with an-
other Motown classic, Get Ready.
Next up was Jimmy Clanton,
the now 72-year-old former teen
idol who frst hit the charts in 1958
with Just a Dream. Clanton told
stories of working with Neil Sedaka
on Another Sleepless Night as a
follow-up to his frst single and with
Carole King, who arranged his 1962
smash Venus in Blue Jeans.
There were a few songs I came
across in my 55-year career where
I wish I would have gotten to them
frst, he said as an introduction to
his rendition of Hold Me, Thrill
Me, Kiss Me.
I would have given my hind
teeth to get that one frst.
Jay Siegels Tokens, which
incidentally originally featured his
classmate Sedaka, then took the
stage with Tonight I Fell in Love,
the groups frst hit from 1961, and
followed with that records B-side,
Ill Always Love You.
Jay Traynor, a current member of
The Tokens and original lead singer
of Jay & The Americans, sang lead
on Dions The Wanderer and
The Temptations My Girl before
bringing the crowd to its feet with
his note-perfect rendition of his
former groups frst big hit, She
Cried.
Siegel then took the lead vocal
duties back for 1967s Portrait of
My Love and his groups biggest
hit, 1961s No.1 smash The Lion
Sleeps Tonight.
They included that in The
Lion King and we got a whole
new crowd of fve-year-olds at our
shows, Siegel said. In fact, true
story, my granddaughter, when she
was fve years old, took me into
her kindergarten class for show and
tell.
His version of his signature tune,
still in its original key of F, again
brought the crowd to its feet as it
sang Wimoweh in unison.
Following intermission, The
Passions, a doo-wop group from
Brooklyn which still features three
original members, including Jimmy
Gallagher on lead vocals, then got
the audience singing and clapping
along again with an entertaining
20-minute set. The Passions scored
big with This Is My Love and
You Dont Love Me Anymore
before fnishing strongly with its
signature tune, Just to Be with
You.
Another original member of Jay
& The Americans, Kenny Vance,
then brought the show to a close
with his group The Planotones, sing-
ing many doo-wop and early rock
n roll classics such as Ive Had It
and In the Still of the Night before
treating the crowd to his signature
tune, Looking for an Echo.
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Photo by Fred Adams
The Spaniels were one of many doo-wop groups to par-
ticipate in Joe Nardones Doo Wop, Volume 6 at the Kirby
Center on May 18.
Doo-wop classics recall
the Golden Oldies
By Brad Patton
From The Times Leader
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for the National League in the 1980s, someone whos played for the Mets and
Yankees, and now someone who will be signing autographs at the Mall at Steamtown
in Scranton.
On May 25 from 4-6 p.m., Doc will be signing autographs for a fee of $29 at Sports
Fever.
can you learn about driving safety for this impending holiday weekend?
At numerous State Farm Agent ofces on May 24, where they will offer up not only
advice, but food, drink, and giveaways for new and existing customers.
Customers can stop in at the ofces of Frank Sorokach, Rt.
92, Tunkhannock; Jen Ricci-Lupole, 629 E. Drinker St.,
Dunmore; Rob Farina, Rt. 92 South, Tunkhannock;
Dan Ricci, 70 Lathrop St., Montrose; Kevin Kendall,
933 Weir Lake Rd., Kunkletown; Christie Bonnice,
Hwy 315, Wilkes-Barre; Jeff Ryan, Drinker
Turnpike, Covington Twp.; Tim Carpenter, 16559
State Rt. 706; Al Pianelli, 165 N. Wilkes-Barre
Blvd.; Beth Maloughney, 1434 Pocono Blvd.,
Mount Pocono; Jerry Donahue, 300 N. Keyser
Ave., Scranton; and Dave Andes, 348 Pierce
St., Kingston.
can you expect from the lineup at Mount Airy Casino Resort this summer?
This summers exciting headliners will offer something for every guests musical
tastes, said John Culetsu, executive vice president and general manager.
Talents of several different genres will come through the stage, including American
Idol winner Kellie Pickler (June 1, 8 p.m., $35-$50), a free show by Grammy Award
winner Gretchen Wilson (June 16, 7 p.m.), blues rockers Blues Traveler (June 21, 8
p.m., $38, $30), and 70s rock band Kansas (Aug. 11, 7 p.m., $25-$45).
To purchase tickets, call 1.800.745.3000 or visit mountairycasino.com.
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-John Culetsu, executive vice president and general
manager of Mount Airy Casino Resort
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Poet Andrea Gibson performed
at the Century Club of Scranton
(612 Jefferson Ave.) on Saturday,
May 18, to a full house of fans;
many had travelled the kind of
distance Scrantonians travel to
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Andrea Gibson has made her
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word scene, taking the frst win-
ning title of the Women of the
World Poetry Slam Champion,
selling more books than any
other author in the Write Bloody
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releasing CDs, and reaching an
audience ranging from the school
playground to the frontlines of
protests to sold-out theaters.
The evening began with
local talent. Andrea Talarico
McGuigans breath fowed like
the ocean lapping at the shore,
pulling the sand beneath the
waves of her poignant poetry,
which included a new piece she
premiered entitled Inheritance.
Eric Wilsons cadence chimed
quickly, like the pages of a fip
book, or a baseball card in the
spokes of a well-loved bicycle,
as he recounted childhood
memories and spun a tale of two
girls.
Wilsons latter poem is joined
by the work of many poets in
attendance of Saturday nights
event in Unidentifed No.
8, a zine released by Break-
ing Ground Poets. BGP and
Tunkhannock teacher Katie
Wisnosky were responsible for
bringing Andrea Gibson and
other spoken word artists, includ-
ing Jon Sands and Lauren Zuniga
to the region for performances
and workshops. Wisnosky hosted
a meet and greet for her students
and the Boulder, Colo., poet.
There are so many high
school students here tonight,
exclaimed Andrea Gibson. See-
ing people getting excited about
poetry that just didnt happen
when I was in high school.
Gibson appreciates the value
of community-centric cultural
events and making poetry acces-
sible to a wide audience.
Im just traveling to all of
these places and getting to see
young people just really enthu-
siastic about poetry, and thats
whats got me excited the most.
After the meet and greet,
Gibson was feeling comfortable
a little too comfortable, she
confessed: I should start with
a poem that makes me nervous.
They all make me nervous, so Ill
just start talking.
She opened with I Sing the
Body Electric, Especially When
My Powers Out, an audience
favorite poem that often makes
the top of her setlist and a self-
proclaimed love poem to her
body.
Many of Gibsons poems
muster images of the body and
raise questions of gender queer
identity, family relations, social
tolerance, civil rights, and other
social issues, often woven into
gut-wrenching verses. Gibson,
whose CDs of piano and violin
accompanied poetry, also in-
cludes pre-recorded music in her
live shows. The songs some-
times entering at a striking line
break, sometimes kicking off the
poem always have the affect
of a cinematic score, striking
supplementary chords in time
with Gibsons stunning lines,
captivating gestures, and overall
stage presence.
Gibson performed a mix of
old and new material during
her headlining set, including an
emphatically delivered Prism,
a rounded, bouncing Blue Blan-
ket, and a tear-jerking Sleep-
ing from her latest book, The
Madness Vase. Gibson admitted
she had changed lines in Swing-
set, from 2005 CD Bullets and
Windchimes, after realizing
their judgmental nature didnt ft
the spirit of the poem.
Im always learning, she
explained. You change your
mind and your heart, they change
form week to week.
One thing that wont change
is Gibsons love for Squash, her
shaggy little rescue dog. Gib-
sons love poem to her dog left
everyone in the crowd includ-
ing Gibsons friend and D.C.
Slam Champ Natalie E. Illum
smiling.
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16TH ANNUAL BRIGGS FARM
BLUESFEST
(88 Old Berwick Hwy., NescOpeck)
570.379.3342, Briggsfarm.cOm
Featuring Lurrie BeLL, more: JuLy
12-13, $28-$90
BREWS BROTHERS WEST
75 main St., Luzerne
570.283.1300
ticketS at ticketFLy.com, venue or
PittSton Location at 1705 river St.
aaron carter: June 1, 8 P.m. $18,
advance. $20, day oF Show.
QueenSryche: June 11, 8 P.m., $21,
advance. $23, day oF Show.
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
(71 PuBLic SQuare, wiLkeS-Barre)
570.826.1100, kirBycenter.org
Steve martin & the SteeP canyon
rangerS: JuLy 2, 8 P.m., $59-$95
JaSon iSBeLL: aug. 9, 8 P.m. $25; $50,
viP.
the onion Live!: oct. 24, 7:30 P.m. $19,
$34.
merLe haggard: nov. 2, 8 P.m. $40-
$99.
yamato: the drummerS oF JaPan:
nov. 20, 7:30 P.m. $25, $35.
MAUCH CHUNK OPERA HOUSE
(14 w. Broadway, Jim thorPe)
570.325.0249, mauchchunkoPera-
houSe.com
chiLdhoodS end: Pink FLoyd triBute:
may 25, 8 p.m., $23
craig thatcherS SaLute to the
FiLmore: June 15, 8 P.m., $23
kaShmir: the uLtimate Led zePPeLin
Show: JuLy 13, 8 P.m.
incendio: JuLy 20, 8 P.m., $23
Benny & the JetS: JuLy 26, 8 P.m. $24
the vagaBond oPera: JuLy 27, 8 P.m.,
$22
SoLaS: SeP. 6, 8 P.m., $25
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
(255 highLand Park BLvd., wiLkeS-
Barre)
800.745.3000, moheganSunarenaPa.
cOm
cirQue muSica: SePt. 22, 7 P.m. $25-
$65.
MOUNT AIRY CASINO RESORT
(44 woodLand rd., mount Pocono)
877.682.4791, mountairycaSino.com
Parrot Beach: may 26, 7 P.m.
keLLie PickLer: June 1, 7 P.m., $35-$50
BLueS traveLer: June 21, 8 P.m., $38
kanSaS: aug. 11, 7 P.m., $25-$45
the StyLiSticS: oct. 19, 8 P.m., $45
PENNS PEAK
(325 maury rd., Jim thorPe)
866.605.7325, peNNspeak.cOm
Lee Brice: may 30, 8 P.m.
Skid row with gueStS SaLiva and L.a.
gunS: may 31, 8 P.m.
rockaPeLLa: June 7, 8 P.m.
ana PoPvic with SPeciaL gueSt dana
FuchS: June 8, 8 P.m.
the FaB Four: BeatLeS triBute: June
14, 8 p.m., $29
SummerLand tour 2013 aLterna-
tive guitarS Starring evercLear, Live,
FiLter and SPonge: June 16, 7:30 Pm.
the zomBieS: June 20, 8 P.m., $27
haPPy together tour: June 27, 8 P.m.,
$39-$44
dooBie BrotherS: JuLy 7, 8 P.m.
7 BridgeS: JuLy 12, 8 P.m., $22
teSLa: June 28, 8 P.m.
arrivaL, the muSic oF aBBa: JuLy 14,
8 p.m.
oLd crow medicine Show: JuLy 25,
8 p.m.
ted nugent: aug. 14 8 P.m.
gLenn miLLer orcheStra: SePt. 17-
19, 1 p.m.
JoSh turner: SePt. 26, 8 P.m.
the Swing doLLS: triBute to an-
drewS SiSterS and mcguire SiSterS:
oct. 1-3, 1 P.m.
king henry and the Showmen: oct.
15-17, 12 p.m.
reaL diamond: neiL diamond triBute:
oct. 23-24, 1 P.m.
gordon LightFoot: oct. 26, 8 P.m.
america: nov. 2, 8 P.m.
PENNSYLVANIA
BLUES FESTIVAL
(BLue mountain Ski area, PaLmerton)
610.826.7700, SkiBLuemt.com
Featuring roBert randoLPh & the
FamiLy Band, more: JuLy 26-28, $30-
$449
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
(667 n. river St., PLainS)
570.822.2992, riverStreetJazzcaFe.
cOm5
BoB dyLan Birthday BaSh: nathyn
knott / BeFore the FLood: may 24, 10
p.m., $10
keyStone reviSited: merL SaunderS /
Jerry garcia: may 26, 8 P.m., $18
cLarence SPady aLL Star Band: triB-
ute to Prince: June 1, 10 P.m., $12
royaL Scam: SteeLy dan triBute:
June 8, 10 P.m., $8
keLLer wiLLiamS: June 14, 10 P.m., $25
the kinSey rePort: JuLy 11, 10 P.m.
$10
the ariStocratS: JuLy 31, 8 P.m., $20
SCRANTON
CULTURAL CENTER
(420 n. waShington ave., Scranton)
888.669.8966, ScrantoncuLturaLcen-
ter.org
nePa PhiLharmonic: maeStro at the
movieS: June 8, 8 P.m., $34-$65
SHERMAN THEATER
(524 main St., StroudSBurg)
570.420.2808, Shermantheater.com
hoLLywood undead: may 22, 7 P.m.,
$23
droPkick murPhyS: June 11, 8 P.m.,
$30
eLectric hot tuna: JuLy 25, 8 P.m.
TOYOTA PAVILION AT
MONTAGE MOUNTAIN
1000 montage mountain road, Scran-
ton
dave matthewS Band: may 29. $40.50-
$75.
Steamtown Beer and muSic FeStivaL:
June 15.
kid rock: JuLy 6. $20.
rockStar energy drink mayhem
FeStivaL: JuLy 13. $31.50-$60.50
vanS warPed tour: JuLy 16. $35.
americaS moSt wanted ii tour Fea-
turing LiL wayne: JuLy 21. $25-$89.75.
rockStar energy drink uProar
FeStivaL: aug. 9, 8 P.m.
Peach muSic FeStivaL: aug. 15. $35.
JaSon aLdean: aug. 25. $31.50-$61.25.
honda civic tour Featuring maroon
5 and keLLy cLarkSon: SePt. 1. $30-
$120.
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
(3421 wiLLow St., PhiLadeLPhia)
215.Love.222, eLectricFactory.inFo
aLkaLine trio: may 23, 8 P.m.
FaLL out Boy: may 30, 8 P.m.
the dandy warhoLS: June 1, 8:30 P.m.
tame imPaLa: June 19, 8 P.m.
evercLear / Live / FiLter / SPonge:
June 20, 9 P.m.
rancid / tranSPLantS / crown oF
thornz: June 22, 7:30 P.m.
SmaSh mouth / Sugar ray / gin BLoS-
SomS / verticaL horizon / FaStBaLL:
aug. 3, 7 P.m.
thiS iS hardcore: gwar / kid dyna-
mite / modern LiFe iS war / 7 SecondS:
aug. 8-11.
city and coLour: SeP. 18, 8 P.m.
KESWICK THEATRE
(291 north keSwick ave., gLenSide)
215.572.7650, keSwicktheatre.com
dudu FiSher: may 29, 8 P.m.
the B-52S: June 7, 8 P.m.
hot tuna (acouStic): June 14, 8 P.m.
the turtLeS Featuring FLo & eddie,
chuck negron, gary Puckett & the
union gaP, more: June 19, 7:30 P.m.
david SanBorn & BoB JameS: June
28, 8 p.m.
Buddy guy: JuLy 30, 7:30 P.m.
ten yearS aFter / canned heat /
edgar winter Band / rick derringer /
Pat traverS: aug. 14, 8 P.m.
adam ant and the good, the mad,
and the LoveLy PoSSe: aug. 15, 8 P.m.
SinBad: SeP. 14, 9 P.m.
Steve hackett: geneSiS reviSited:
oct. 11-12, 8 P.m.
the Piano guyS: oct 18, 8 P.m.
the FaB Faux: oct. 19, 8 P.m.
Steven wright: nov. 3, 8 P.m.
NORTH STAR BAR
27th & PoPLar St, PhiLadeLPhia
Phone: 215.684.0808
anamanaguchi: may 19, 7 P.m.
BLink tooth / autumn Sky / Bite Size
giant / raw: may 21, 7 P.m.
aLex vanS and the hide away / the
warBirdS / Secret country: may 22,
8 p.m.
honah Lee / mad anthony / BaLL-
room SPieS: may 23, 8 P.m.
daySeam / tiJon / matt wade / victo-
ria wattS: may 28, 7 P.m.
FiLLigar / 4ontheFLoor: may 29, 8 P.m.
FLightSchooL / the yuzh: June 1, 9
p.m.
dick daLe: JuLy 22, 8 P.m.
the ariStocratS / SyLvana Joyce /
the moment: aug. 2, 9 P.m.
may 18: FikuS with cocktaiL Party
Phenomenon and tweed
may 20: nick andrew Staver
may 24: Big terriBLe with aLi
wadSworth, Jamie victor, SateLLite
heartS
June 6: roSco Bandana with Breth-
reN
June 13: FrankmuSik with SPeciaL
gueStS
June 15: roSco Bandana
June 17: the naked Sun
June 21: Song dogS with StaLLionS,
griP oF the godS
SePt. 11: Pere uBu
TOWER THEATER
(19 South 69th St., uPPer darBy)
610.352.2887, tower-theatre.com
danieL toSh: June 20, 8 P.m.
the SPeciaLS: JuLy 13, 8 P.m.
TROCADERO THEATRE
(1003 arch St., PhiLadeLPhia)
215.336.2000, thetroc.com
wedneSday 13 / vamPireS every-
where / aSheS oF our SinS: may 23, 8
p.m.
aLL that remainS / PoP eviL: may 31,
8 p.m.
kiLLSwitch engage / aS i Lay dying /
miSS may i / aFFLiance: June 9, 7 P.m.
the PSychedeLLc FurS: June 14, 8 P.m.
JuaneS: June 21, 8 P.m.
dyLan moran: June 22, 8 P.m.
zomBie Beach Party: the SharkSkinS
/ dJ kiLtBoy / dave ghouL: June 29, 8
p.m.
Luciano: JuLy 20, 9 P.m.
the miSSion uk: SePt. 4, 8 P.m.
kameLot / deLain / exLiPSe: SeP. 5, 8
p.m.
SUSQUEHANNA BANK CENTER
(1 harBour BLvd., camden, n.J.)
609.365.1300, Livenation.com/ven-
ueS/14115
Luke Bryan: June 1, 8 P.m.
toBy keith: June 22, 8 P.m.
Jimmy BuFFett: June 25, 8 P.m.
dave matthewS Band: June 28-29,
8 p.m.
vanS warPed tour: JuLy 12, 12 P.m.
victoria JuStice: JuLy 16, 8 P.m.
train: JuLy 24, 8 P.m.
miranda LamBert / dierkS BentLy:
JuLy 26, 8 P.m.
the LumineerS: JuLy 27, 8 P.m.
BLake SheLton: aug. 10, 8 P.m.
JaSon aLdean: aug. 24, 8 P.m.
keith urBan / duStin Lynch / LittLe
Big town: SePt. 14, 8 P.m.
WELLS FARGO CENTER
(3601 South Broad St., PhiLadeLPhia)
215.336.3600, weLLSFargocenter-
pHilly.cOm
new kidS on the BLock: June 15, 7
p.m.
the roLLing StoneS: June 21, 8 P.m.
Bruno marS: June 24, 8 P.m.
one direction: June 25, 7:30 P.m.
the eagLeS: JuLy 16, 7 P.m.
JuStin BeiBer: JuLy 17, 7 P.m.
Beyonce: JuLy 25, 8 P.m.
muSe: SeP. 9, 8 P.m.
SeLena gomez: oct. 18, 8 P.m.
P!nk: dec. 6, 8 P.m.
rod Stewart: dec. 11, 8 P.m.
NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY
BEACON THEATRE
(2124 BrOadway, New yOrk, N.y.)
212.465.6500, Beacontheatre.com
uLtimate doo woP Show: June 15,
8 p.m.
FramPtonS guitar circuS: June 27,
8 p.m.
cindy LauPer: JuLy 10, 8 P.m.
aLice cooPer: JuLy 18, 8 P.m.
tedeSchi truckS Band: SeP. 20-21,
timeS vary
Joe Satriani: SeP. 26, 8 P.m.
an evening with ian anderSon: oct.
11, 8 p.m.
the FaB Faux: oct. 26, 8 P.m.
zaPPa PLayS zaPPa: oct. 31, 8 P.m.
BETHEL WOODS CENTER
(200 hurd road, BetheL, n.y.)
866.781.2922, BetheLwoodScenter.org
ceLtic woman: June 15, 8 P.m.
hot tuna: June 20, 8 P.m.
dave matthewS Band: JuLy 2, 7 P.m.
victoria JuStice: JuLy 12, 7 P.m.
nataLie merchant w/ the hudSon
vaLLey PhiLharmonic: JuLy 20, 8 P.m.
the eagLeS: JuLy 25, 8 P.m.
tim mcgraw: JuLy 26, 7 P.m.
Bad comPany / Lynyrd Skynyrd: JuLy
27, 7 p.m.
george thorogood & the deStroy-
erS / Buddy guy: aug. 8, 7 P.m.
BLake SheLton: aug. 11, 7 P.m.
cheech & chong: aug. 15, 7 P.m.
yo-yo ma / Stuart duncan / edgar
meyer / chriS thiLe: aug. 16, 8 P.m.
zac Brown Band: aug. 17, 7 P.m.
John mayer: aug. 20, 7 P.m.
Luke Bryan: aug. 23, 7 P.m.
kid rock / zz toP: SeP. 6, 7 P.m.
IRVING PLAZA
(17 irving PLace, new york, n.y.)
212.777.6800, irvingPLaza.com
Buckcherry: may 23, 7 P.m.
the aPPLe StomP: the Suicide ma-
chineS / the SLackerS: may 31-June 1,
timeS vary
arieL Pink: June 6, 8 P.m.
governorS BaLL / death From aBove
1979: June 7, 11 P.m.
gotham rockS: June 8, 7 P.m.
the JanoSkianS: June 10-11, 6 P.m.
marianaS trench: June 13, 6 P.m.
Screeching weaSeL / down By Law:
June 15, 6:30 P.m.
hanSon: June 17-18, 7 P.m.
Say anything: June 20-21, 7 P.m.
Fitz & the tantrumS: June 30, 7 P.m.
the maine: JuLy 2, 7 P.m.
hoLLywood undead: JuLy 15, 6 P.m.
ron PoPe / the diStrict: aug. 10, 7
p.m.
adam ant: aug. 16-17, 7 P.m.
the miSSion u.k.: SeP. 5, 8 P.m.
marky ramoneS BLitzkrieg w/ an-
drew w.k. on vocaLS: oct. 3, 7 P.m.
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After the breakup of Wilkes-
Barre nu metal group Absolution
last year, drummer Tom Godin
II and guitarist Ian Zuckerman
wasted no time in starting a new
project.
Eventually joined by singer
Corey Kipps, guitarist Tyler Metz,
and bassist Bryan Jackson, they
became Digital Collapse, an alter-
native metal act with a heavy, yet
melodic sound and high aspira-
tions.
Even before their frst show at
Dianes Deli & Internet Cafe (206
S Main St., Pittston) on Saturday,
May 25, the quintet recorded an
EP (due for release in July) with
Sevendusts Clint Lowery at
Architekt Music in Butler, N.J.,
preparing for the road ahead to
stardom. Godin talked with The
Weekender about the new band
and how they plan to get there.
THE WEEKENDER: What
led to the breakup of Absolution
and the formation of this new
group?
TOM GODIN II: (Absolution)
solidifed a lineup about two years
ago, and we did a couple na-
tional tours. We recorded a couple
albums, and ultimately in the end,
I just found that I wanted to do
something else stylistically. The
one guitar player that we got from
Winchester, Va. me and him
clicked right away and we decided
we wanted to do something a little
different: a little more technical-
ity, guitar work, a little more
melodic vocals. We enjoyed what
we did in Absolution, and I think
it parted on decent terms. I still
talk to most of the guys from it.
W: How are the bands simi-
lar, and how are they different?
TG: Theyre similar because
its still a heavy sound, but it still
has a radio-friendly vibe to it
It has just enough of that edge of
heaviness that were hoping to
kind of grasp both audiences with.
I would describe it as a heavy,
alternative metal, but still hard
rock. Its very similar to bands
like Deftones, Sevendust maybe.
Its a little more guitar-oriented,
kind of like a Killswitch (Engage)
or an All That Remains, but the
vocals are more melodic. There
are not a whole lot of heavy,
heavy vocals. Our vocalist has a
great voice If you take out the
vocals, it could be really, really
heavy, but the vocals kind of bring
it back to a more mainstream feel.
Hopefully its something that
people enjoy.
W: You guys already have
an EP. Why was it important
to make the record frst before
playing live?
TG: One of our goals when
we started this new band was we
wanted to be a national recording
artist, so that was our mentality
from the start. To do that, you
really have to have a product
thats ready to go and on par with
whats out there, so we wrote a
couple tunes that we thought were
really good. We just wanted to go
all out with it, and we wanted it
to be something thats on par with
what you would go out to buy at
a record store. We dont want it
to sound like we cut corners or
anything like that.
W: How did you end up meet-
ing Clint Lowery and working
with him?
TG: I believe it was Septem-
ber. We were on Facebook and
Clint Lowery posted that he
was looking for bands that were
interested in production work, and
what I noticed about it was the
studio that he was working out of
I actually knew, and I knew the
engineer and I knew the guy that
owned it because we had played
a show there before because they
also have a live venue there. It
just caught our eye.
He wanted to work with us,
and we went to the studio and
we cut a four-song EP. It just got
done being mixed this week, and
it goes to Sterling Sound on the
31st and its being mastered by
Ted Jensen. We said we wanted
a product that is 150 percent and
gave it our all. We felt it was im-
portant to have that aspect taken
care of beforehand; now its time
to concentrate on our live show.
W: What has he like to work
with?
TG: It was a really cool experi-
ence. Hes a really down-to-earth
dude. Hes really humble, and
hes a great guitar player and a
great writer. He threw a lot of
ideas at us. It was just amazing
how creative he is after being in
Sevendust for like 15 years, and
hes worked with some other
bands. Hes done Dark New Day,
he has a couple side projects, and
after all that music has gotten
out of his system, hes still that
creative. Its just amazing. He hit
us with a lot of good ideas that we
took advantage of and it ended up
making the songs better.
W: What do you have
planned for this debut show?
TG: We plan on having a really
solid show together, a really solid
stage presence, really high energy,
powerful. We want to just come
out, this is who we are, and just
grab peoples attention with it.
We have a 40-minute set. A
big change with this band is we
did a lot of work with program-
ming and stuff like that, so we do
run programming live. It made it
sound thicker, more polished I
think its one of the things thatll
make the live show bigger and
sound more full.
W: What are you most look-
ing forward to about the show
personally?
TG: Im looking forward to
the fan reaction, crowd reaction.
Im looking forward to seeing
what peoples thoughts are on it,
especially in this area because we
havent played a show in like a
year and half, since Absolutions
last show, and Im hoping to see
familiar faces out there and just
see what they think of the music.
Were here to put in the work
and do whatever it takes to
make this our career, one way or
another.
W
Courtesy Photo
Two members of Wilkes-Barres Absolution formed Digital
Collapse last year and will play their rst show on May 25.
The rise of Digital Collapse
By Rich Howells
Weekender Editor
Digital Collapse debut show
with Silhouette Lies, Last of
Nine, and Cause of Afiction:
May 25, 9 p.m., Dianes Deli &
Internet Cafe (206 S Main St.,
Pittston). $5, 21 and over.
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Wednesday:
279 Bar & Grill: StingRay Blues
Bart and Urbys: Musicians Showcase w/ A.J. Jump
Hops and Barleys: Firefly Karaoke w/ DJ Bounce
Liams: Broadcasted Live on OTR
Lower End: Open mic w/ DJ Tex
Metro: Karaoke w/ Joe 8-12
River Street Jazz Caf: Open Mic
Ruths Chris: Live music in the lounge
Thirst Ts: DJ MC
Tommy Boys: Foosball @ 8
Woodlands: Nowhere Slow Duo @ SKYY V
Thursday:
279 Bar & Grill: Alica Lynn, Jody Busch & Bruce Feist
Bart and Urbys: Trivia Night
Bottle Necks: Speaker Jam Karaoke Night @ 10
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: Beat City @8
Careys Pub: Free Jukebox 8-1
Chackos: Kartune
Huns Caf West: Whats Going On Duo
Lower End: DJ Tracey Dee/Cee
Metro: College Night w/ DJ RKH 9-1
River Street Jazz Caf: The Blind Owl BandEerie Folk - Dream Pop
Thirst Ts: Jackson vee
Woodlands: Club HD inside Evolution Nightclub w/ DJ DATA. Streamside bandstand- DJ KEV -
Hosted by 97 BHT
Friday:
279 Bar & Grill: Teddy Young & The Aces
Arturos: Vinyl Daze
Bart and Urbys: Gene Burke/ Zayre Mountain
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: UUU @ 9:30
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One of my earliest and
fondest memories that my mom
seems to bring up quite often is
when George Michael had his
song Faith.I would actu-
ally wear the leather coat, stand
against the wall, play the acous-
tic guitar with the jeans, cowboy
boots, sunglasses the whole
spiel, Destination West singer
Mike Baresse recalled during an
interview with The Weekender.
I was always singing and
doing impersonations growing
up. My mother always said its
funny how back then I did the
George Michael version, and
then, years later, she heard me
screaming the Limp Bizkit ver-
sion of Faith. I guess it all sort
of came full circle.
The 29-year-old Scranton
natives life has indeed circled
around music, particularly when
he formed Destination West with
fellow West Sider Mickey Bar-
rett on drums, becoming a staple
of local clubs, bars, and casinos.
Now joined by Steve Walski
on guitar and Bob Hallock on
bass, the heavy metal group is
celebrating its 10th anniversary
at The V Spot (906 Providence
Rd., Scranton), giving Baresse
a chance to refect on a decade
doing what he loves.
The band began with a South-
ern California vibe similar to
Sublime or the Red Hot Chili
Peppers, but harder infuences
started shining through, par-
ticularly on albums like In the
Name of Chaos in 2007 and
Abandon All Reason in 2010.
I think initially Nick and
myself wanted to take over the
world, and secretly, we still
do, Baresse said of the bands
origins with a laugh.
It is no secret, but I think we
have the same mentalities we
had then. We do want to have
fun, and we are having fun. It
was about partying and girls
thats part of the scene but
now were adults. Ive got a
family, I have kids, Im married;
we have responsibilities, but we
still have fun with what were
doing. Its defnitely an escape.
Its defnitely the same feeling
we got when we initially said,
Lets play live.
I never started the band for
just sts and giggles. I always
wanted to take it as far as pos-
sible Even now, at the 10 year
marker, were like, Lets just
see what happens.
That ambitious energy hasnt
aged a bit, invigorated by the
current lineup.
Nick and I are probably the
primary writers in the band,
although Steve and now even
Bob are starting to chime in.
Nick and I usually put our heads
together; it could be about two
different topics, sometimes the
same, he explained, though
they always end up on the same
page ultimately.
With my guitar riffs, I just
try to write uplifting, heavy
riffs. Thats the direction were
headed heavy, crunchy, loud
guitars. And lyrically, I try to
write from the heart, and I usu-
ally do write from the heart, but
sometimes I want to write songs
that are relatable amongst our
friends, family, fans just rock
n roll.
One of the secrets to their
ever-growing popularity is their
ability to play a variety of cover
songs, fromAlice In Chains to
System of a Down to AC/DC
to Neil Young, choosing bar-
friendly music while sticking to
the roots theyre infuenced by.
One of my favorites is Aero-
smiths Cryin because I love
Steven Tyler and its a challenge
for me to sing that song every
time, the way he screams and
the notes he can hit girls love
it, couples love it, guys love
it. Even if theyre metalheads,
theyre singing every single
word to Aerosmiths Cryin.
And my all-time favorite is our
rendition of Robert Teppers No
Easy Way Out from Rocky IV,
where hes driving the Corvette.
We put a lot of energy into that
song, he emphasized.
We keep it pretty close,
though we amp it up a little. We
scream in the one part, but it
defnitely brings the most energy
to our set. I might even do some
jumping jacks, drop down and
do a couple push-ups every
guy and girl in the crowd is just
screaming, Theres no easy way
out! every time we play it.
Then they introduce their
original tunes the right way,
by slipping them in between
songs the crowd already knows.
Well go fromAvenged
Sevenfold into one of our songs
and then into Rage Against the
Machine and just say the one be-
fore was an original, and people
dont even realize it. Some
people are in there banging their
heads, singing the words like
they know it.
Baresses favorite gig, hands
down, was opening on the
Monster Energy stage at Cre
Fest 2 in 2009 with Rev Theory,
though another show at The
Woodlands Inn in Wilkes-Barre
allowed the band to party like
rock stars without the expensive
cleanup.
We played with Tantric
and Saliva at The Woodlands,
and that was a blast. We got
backstage. We were hanging out
with the bands. They were all
drinking, we were drinking, and
I went and the lady behind the
bar said, What tab are you on?
I said, Tab? I dont know. Im
in Destination West. She said,
Who? I didnt hear you. I said,
I dont know, Tantric? So we
were all drinking shots and beers
all night on Tantrics tab, he
related with a chuckle.
It was legendary.
Between full nights with his
band and corner bar acoustic
sets in his hometown, Baresse
performs an average of four
nights a week or more, creating
his own legendary status in the
local scene.
I do genuinely enjoy doing
itAbad day fshing is better
than a good day working. Youre
making money, and youre doing
what you love. Youre having
fun. If you want, you can have
a couple drinks. Youre always
talking to people, he noted.
The only hard part is when
you like to party and you like
to have a good time, especially
with a family, youve got to
know when to just be there for
work and not for recreation.
Youre in the scene all the time.
Youve got to know when to
just show up, get home, do your
thing. Everyone around you is
partying, drinking, and youre
like, Here we go again.
Destination West has had its
share of peaks and valleys
over the years, but its currently
hitting a new peak as they work
on a ffth record and prepare to
open for RED on Friday, May
31 at Brews Brothers West (75
Main St., Luzerne). The focus
right now, however, is on mak-
ing the 10th anniversary show
one of their best yet; Baresse
is even opening for himself
with his side project, Unlikely
Heroes.
Im looking forward to a
great turnout. I just hope a lot of
our fans from years past come
out. Over the years, you lose
contact with so many. Id love to
see some of our old band mem-
bers there supporting us because
most of them that ended up leav-
ing band left for legit reasons.
We were pretty much on good
terms with everyone, he said.
I hope everyone has a good
time and appreciates all the other
acts we have on the bill. I just
want everyone to have a good
time and celebrate 10 years.
Whether his future is touring
the country or just continuing to
rock NEPA, Baresse believes he
will be happy, though he admits
he wouldnt mind just one hit.
I would like to get one, just
some steady royalties coming in
so when Im older, therere still
playing my song and Im like,
Yep, Im still getting paid for
that, he said.
This is where my home is
Scranton. I had Destination West
when I was 20 years old, think-
ing I wanted to be a California
band. Life happens, but its not
to say that we still cant get out
there. Its just that I have to tour
and come back home.
I just want to keep progress-
ing, keep writing, keep getting
better. I want Destination West
to be legendary, whether its
worldwide or just in NEPA.
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Destination West will be celebrating its 10th anniversary at The V Spot on May 26 before
opening for RED on May 31 at Brews Brothers West.
10 years in, Destination West drives forward
By Rich Howells
Weekender Editor
Decade of Destination West
May 26 schedule:
Unlikely Heroes: 3-3:40 p.m.
Jonathan Dressler: 3:55-4:35
p.m.
The Switch: 4:50-5:30 p.m.
Jackson Vee: 5:45-6:25 p.m.
EverRage: 6:40-7:20 p.m.
Rick Gillette from Nowhere
Slow: 7:35-8:15 p.m.
Destination West: 8:30-10 p.m.
Decade of Destination West
Anniversary Party: May 26, 3
p.m.-10 p.m., The V Spot (906
Providence Rd., Scranton). $5.
RED with Destination West:
May 31, 7 p.m., Brews Brothers
West (75 Main St., Luzerne).
$13.
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For the most part, Star Trek
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chise. But, all things considered,
they probably should hate him.
He isnt making flms like Star
Trek Into Darkness for anyone
who has every worn a Starfeet
uniform to jury duty for any rea-
son other than trying to get out of
jury duty.
Hes making these flms for
those who demand their summer
movies to be flled with scenes
of terrorism that are both glossy
and 3D friendly, for those who
require their supporting actresses
to be seen in only the fnest,
silkiest bras available, and for
those who need their Benedicts
to be as Cumberbatch-y as pos-
sible. In other words, Abrams
has made Star Trek for the rest
of us. Hes giving us the sexy,
stupid Star Trek we were too
ashamed to realize we wanted.
Setting the predictably Spiel-
bergian tone early on, Star Trek
Into Darkness opens with a
scene that could almost ft inside
any Indiana Jones movie. As
Kirk (Chris Pine) and Bones
(Karl Urban) attempt to outrun a
primitive tribe of aliens and their
spears, Spock (Zachary Quinto)
is attempting to defuse a volcano
with a cold fusion bomb.
Unfortunately, Spock manages
to get himself trapped and would
rather die a fery death than vio-
late the Prime Directive. Against
Spocks objections, Kirk trans-
ports him aboard the Enterprise
just moments before the bomb
goes off. Kirks valiant efforts
are repaid with a court-martial.
However, the court-martial
doesnt stick and Kirk is reinstat-
ed as a Starfeet captain when all
of the living captains are killed
in a terroristic attack orchestrated
by an enigmatic fgure known as
John Harrison (Cumberbatch).
Once the smoke clears, Kirk
and the crew of the Enterprise
are dispatched to Klingon-con-
trolled territory to kill Harrison.
But who is Harrison really, and
are the crew members of the En-
terprise merely pawns in a bigger
game to jumpstart an unneces-
sary war?
As noted earlier, Star Trek
Into Darkness really isnt for
the diehard or even the casual
Trekkie. Sure, there are little
nods to things like the Tribbles
and Nurse Chapel, but for the
most part, Abrams flm seems
nakedly calculated to piss off the
fans. For example, a major plot
point in the flm that subverts and
repurposes one of the major plot
points found in Star Trek II: The
Wrath of Khan has managed to
spark porcine squeals of defance
from the online community.
But if you can cast aside this
pedantic nitpickery, youll fnd
that Star Trek Into Darkness is
the kind of summer movie that
allows you to ignore your awful
brain and all of the paranoid or
distressingly horny thoughts that
go with it and fnally enjoy the
sight of very pretty people crush-
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varying degrees of prettiness as
they majestically scoot around
in the cold vacuum of space
searching for airlocks. Look, its
hot outside (not here but some-
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its time to stop worrying about
plot holes or whether or not
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fratboy and just enjoy the movie
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At any rate, no matter what
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Darkness, youve got to hand
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spread public derision, its nice
to know he is not easing up on
those lens fares any time soon.
Flare on you crazy diamond.
Flare on.
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they want.
Star Trek not
fan-friendly, but fun
movie review
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Weekender Correspondent
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American Cancer Society
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americaN caNcer societys third
caNcer PreVeNtioN study registra-
tioN: JuNe 15, NooN-4 P.m., robert
betZler Fields (wilkes-barre
towNshiP).
hawks 4 hoPe kick caNcer
kickball tourNameNt: may 25, 10
a.m., coal street Park soFtball
Field, wilkes-barre. $10, iNdiVidual
Player; $70, team. For more iNFo
call 570.704.9016, e-mail hawk-
s4hoPe570@gmail.com, or Visit
Facebook.com/hawks4hoPe.
the FaNcy little team that
could lumiNaria ceremoNy oF
hoPe: may 25 duriNg 4 P.m. mass
at our lady oF hoPe Parish,
wilkes-barre. $10 Per lumiNaria
caNdle. For more iNFormatioN call
570.905.2540 or e-mail sarak-
liNges@aol.com.
American Lung Association
Fight For air walk: JuNe 8, kiNgs
college betZler Fields, wilkes-
barre. For more iNFo Visit www.
luNgiNFo.org/wbwalk
Blue Chip Farms Animal Refuge
(974 lockVille rd., dallas,
570.333.5265, www.bcFaNimalreF-
uge.org)
dart tourNameNt: may 26, NooN,
murPhys Pub, swoyersVille. $90
Per three-PersoN team. sigN-uPs
From 10:30 to 11:45 a.m. For more
iNFormatioN coNtact mdima72000@
yahoo.com.
Crusader Classic 5K Race,
FuNdraiser to beNeFit holy cross
high schools track aNd Field
aNd cross couNtry teams: JuNe 2,
registratioN 7:30-8:15 a.m., race at
8:30. begiNs holy cross high school
(501 e. driNker st., duNmore), eNds
the guild studios (400 wyomiNg
aVe., scraNtoN). $20, Pre-regis-
tratioN; $23, day oF race; $8, 13
aNd uNder. For more iNFormatioN
coNtact 570.383.0961 or email
holycrosscc1@comcast.Net.
Grifn Pond Animal Shelter
(967 griFFiN PoNd road, south
abiNgtoN towNshiP. 570.586.3700,
www.griFFiNPoNdaNimalshelter.
com)
motorcycle ride: JuNe 9, regis-
tratioN 9:30-11:30 a.m., starts at
NooN, electric city harley daVid-
soN (route 6, dicksoN city), eNds at
aJs club soda (maiN st., Peck-
Ville). $15, rider; $5, PasseNger.
For more iNFormatioN call greg,
570.351.5256 or NaNcy, 570.489.7923.
Traceys Hope Hospice Care
Program and
Domestic Animal Rescue
(570.466.7930, traceyshoPeNmc-
doNald@gmail.com, PetserVicesby-
deNise.com)
5th aNNual memorial Pet walk:
JuNe 1, 10-10:30 a.m. registratioN;
11 a.m. Pet blessiNg; 11:30 a.m. walk
beiNgs. registered walkers must
raise at least $25.
Walk 2 Miles in my Shoes for
R.S.D.:
JuNe 9, registratioN NooN-1 P.m.,
walk begiNs at 1, mcdade Park,
scraNtoN. $10. For more iNForma-
tioN or sPoNsor sheets call JoaNN
sPalNick, 570.876.4034.
CAR & BIKE EVENTS
570 Riders Bike Nights
ruNs eVery moNday iN the sum-
mer. 6 P.m., dairy QueeN, rt. 315
8th Annual Robert H.
Kenvin Car Show:
may 25, FreelaNd Public Park (maiN
street by the garlaNd ParkiNg
lot). registratioN 9 a.m. to NooN.
PreseNted by the arbutus ma-
soNic lodge No. 611. For more iNFo
coNtact beN, 570.956.5059 or Jack,
570.582.9185.
Coal Cracker Cruisers Car Club
(570.876.4034)
cruise Night: JuNe 7, July 5, aug. 2,
sePt. 6, 6-9 P.m., adVaNce auto Parts
(route 6, carboNdale).
15th aNNual car show: sePt. 15, 9
a.m. For more iNFo coNtact JoaNN
sPalNick, 570.876.4034.
Car Lovers 8th Annual Car
Show:
JuNe 9, 8 a.m., mcdade Park,
scraNtoN. must be registered by
NooN. $8, Pre-registratioN, $10,
day oF show. awards For toP 25
Plus best oF show to be PreseNted
at 3 P.m. For more iNFo call bill,
570.457.7665.
Montage Mountain Classics
(thurs., 6-9 P.m., Fri., 6-10 P.m., sat.,
5-9 p.m.)
car cruises:
JuNe 14, July 12, aug. 9, sePt. 13,
6-10 P.m., southside shoPPiNg ceN-
ter, scraNtoN.
cruise to beNeFit roNald mcdoN-
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(60 E. Tioga STrEET, Tunkhannock,
570.996.1500, diETrichThEaTEr.com)
Dietrich raDio Players Perfor-
mance: June 4, 7 P.m.
Jason Miller Playwrights
Project
(570.591.1378, nePaPlaywrights@
live.com)
Dramatists suPPort grouP: thirD
thursDay of each month, 7 P.m.,
the olDe Brick theatre (126 w.
markET ST., ScranTon).
suBmissions for Dyonisia 13:
the thirD annual Jason miller
Playwrights ProJect invitational
Being accePteD through may 15.
comPletely inaPProPriate:
June 8, 8 P.m., vintage theater (326
sPruce st., scranton). $12.
Music Box Players
(196 hughes st., swoyersville:
570.283.2195 or 800.698.Play or
musicBox.org)
chilDrens theater
summer theatre workshoP 2013:
monDays, weDnesDays anD friDays
from July 22-aug. 16, 9 a.m.-noon.
Performances By the stuDents
of winnie the Pooh aug. 16-18. any
chilD attenDing Performance
of little reD riDing hooD has
chance to win a full scholarshiP
to workshoP.
the 25th annual Putnam county
sPelling Bee: June 13, 20, 8 P.m.,
$12. June 14-15, 21-22, Bar 6 P.m.,
Dinner 6:30, show at 8. June 16, 23,
Bar 1 P.m., Dinner 1:30, curtain 3.
$34, Dinner anD show; $30, if re-
serveD By may 30; $16, show only.
Pennsylvania Renaissance
Faire
auDitions for the 33rD season,
mansion at mount hoPe estate,
route 72. callBacks will Be helD
in the afternoon anD will stress
movement. those auDitioning
shoulD wear loose fitting or
comfortaBle clothing. By aPPoint-
ment only, 717.665.7021, ext. 120.
The Phoenix Performing
Arts Centre
(409-411 main st., Duryea,
570.457.3589, PhoenixPac.vPweB.
com, PhoenixPac08@aol.com)
a chorus line: may 24-25, 8 P.m.
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Dear Mom and Dad,
Now that I recently turned 27,
there are probably a few things
youre expecting me to out-
grow, such as coming home with
hickeys, living at your house, and
hanging out at dive bars. Sorry,
Mom and Dad, but I dont see any
of these happening in the near
future. After all, I just came home
with a hickey yesterday, I like the
idea of not paying rent, and I fnd
that the events that happen when
hanging out at a dive bar make for
great Facebook statuses. In fact,
thats why I decided to manage
a dive bar, because if there are
two things in this world I need,
its a salary and a good Facebook
status.
For example, when a girl stole
a cardboard cutout of a Mexican
lady at my bar last weekend, I
decided to chase after her, push
her into a telephone pole, and take
it back! As I ran down the hill
hugging a cardboard cutout of a
Hispanic woman, a lady smoking
an electronic cigarette cheered me
on. Best status ever? I dont know,
but I do know that someone who
just had a baby or got engaged
couldnt post a status about having
a cheerleader with an electronic
cig hanging from their mouth!
#TRUTH
The other day, however, I real-
ized managing a dive bar had a
perk far more important than a
great status: the ability to stick up
for the underdog.
I cant believe this guy, men-
tioned my bartender. Not only did
he not leave me a tip, but he wrote
the word nothing on his credit
card slip INALL CAPS!.
Id say you should take
a picture of it and post it on
Facebook, but some girl got fred
fromApplebees for doing that,
mentioned a guest.
Well, this isnt Applebees, I
pointed out. Im in charge, and
I say look up that douchebag on
Facebook right now!
As a former bartender who lost
all dignity while competing in a
local version of Dancing with the
Stars, I decided to show empathy
for my employee and help her
seek revenge!
As soon as we found the dude
who left NOTHING, I coached
my bartender in sending him
a nasty message, reading: I
couldnt help but notice you were
feminine, and wanted to hook you
up with one of my gay friends.
Are you a bottom? Because only a
B-H would leave NOTHING
as a tip.
OMG, he messaged me back,
she screamed ffteen minutes later.
Im afraid to read it!
His response was an apology!
Im sorry, baby, his reply
began. The
girl I was with
wouldnt let
me tip you.
When do you
work next,
baby? I prom-
ise Ill bring
you a big, fat
tip!
Sorry, Mom
and Dad, that
I coached
my bartender
into sending a
message that
could have
turned into a
hate crime. It
all worked out
in the end, as
they became
friendly and
are now ac-
tively sexting.
Love,
Justin
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Youre the Human Torch. Blazing with
fery power, you can fy brightly through
the sky like a comet, hurl freballs at
your antagonists, and throw up walls of
fame as defense against the things that
threaten you. But youre lonely. Whats
the use of being able to soar gloriously
above town when you have to do it alone,
since whoever you try to bring with you
gets scorched? They say that power is
isolating; that may be true to some extent,
but its not universal. Some types of
power are lonelier than others, like the
kind youre exercising. Perhaps its time to
pursue different sources of strength? Just
dont go to the opposite extreme; I think
Iceman is probably a little lonely too.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
For most of the winter, you were
skiing downhill, backwards, a loteven
when you really wanted to climb up. Just
stopping on the icy slopes was nearly
impossible. Now things are shifting, and
you can fnally unstrap your skis and slog
uphill in the rapidly melting metaphorical
snow. Its a shame to have lost so much
ground in so many vital areas, but dont
dwell on it; youve got your work cut out
for you: demonstrate your aptitude for
radical shifts by not only catching up to
where you last left off, but blazing past
that old stopping point until youre in a
whole different time zone.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
In some places in the U.S., women are
legally allowed to go topless anywhere
men can. In practice, however, when they
do so theyre usually harassed, ogled, and
shamed. Although more women would
probably exercise this right if it was no
big deal, few care enough to endure the
hassle theyd get now. This week, you
might be willing to weather a great deal
of criticism to prove a treasured point.
Still, whatever outlandish thing you feel
compelled to do, have a backup plan.
For example, if you decide to bare your
melons (or help someone bare hers) in
public, bring a bra and T-shirt, in case the
aggravation that results is more bother
than its worth.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
What a poker match! You cant afford
to lose some of the things you wagered,
so youve absolutely got to win this
hand. Unfortunately, the dealer tossed
you a load of crap, so its time to do
something youre astonishingly good at,
despite your lack of practice: hold your
cards close to your chest and bluff. Your
ability to pretend convincingly and exude
boisterous confdence is essential. Make
the best of what youre dealt, but dont
count on it. As far as everyone else at the
table is concerned, youve got four aces.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Take off your boxing gloves. The
fght youre preparing for is going to get
dirty. Although youre a little glad that
the reasonableand boringconfict
resolution fell through, its frustrating
to see just how pointless (and almost
certainly dangerous) this scrap will be:
neither of will change the others mind.
Since youre going to brawl anyway,
why not make constructive use of the
peripheral violence? Line up some of
your most annoying hindrances, and let
them get smashed in your head-butting
contest. Once the fght is over, it wont
really matter who won: Youll be a few
Band-Aids and an icepack heavier, minus
a couple hundred pounds of unnecessary
baggage.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
This week, youre sort of a commando
of love, forcing people together at
gunpoint. Wielding your AK-47 like some
kind of kamikaze cupid, youve been
wreaking romantic havoc with fearsome
glee. Just be careful; being the love child
of Rambo and Aphrodite comes with
responsibilities, not just ardor-tipped
bullets. Although youre to continue
spreading your terrifying goodwill
prolifcally, the commandments from on
high dictate that you do so more wisely
than capriciouslydont get carried away
with your outlandish matchmaking. Pair
people for their own good, not for your
entertainment.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
Even a crow can learn how to make and
use her own tools. Aresearch team tested
the crows problem-solving abilities by
dangling a bit of food just out of reach.
Taking a straight piece of metal wire, she
learned to bend it into a hook to grab the
treat. Pretty clever, eh? You might also
be surprised by the new tricks your most
small-minded opponents have learned.
Dont underestimate them. If a bird with
a brain the size of an apricot can fashion
exactly the right implement to get what
she wants, might not your dumbest
adversary be capable of a similar feat?
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
Your recent roles have surprised
even you: a regular shoulder to cry on;
a stagehand in someone elses show; a
doting mama/papa fgure, and a cleaning
assistant, required to mop up messes
even the head janitor wouldnt touch.
Still, I hope that youve found time and
energy amidst all this nurturing to take
care of yourself, too, or you wont be
able to handle the protective tasks the
universe may require of you in the coming
weeks, like rescuing someone from a
burning building (real or metaphorical) or
defending the defenseless with no weapon
sharper than your tongue. If you dont
take care of yourself, you might also miss
an imminent opportunity to perform an
anonymous good deed so magnifcent that
years of bad behavior would be instantly
expunged from your karma.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
Its a tremendous burden, being so
popular and in demand, isnt it? Still,
as much as you get off on the constant
furry of activity, there are moments
when you wish you could just duck into
a sensory deprivation tank to give your
overstimulated brain a much-needed
break. Because it doesnt look like youll
be slowing down any time soon, I suggest
you give this impulse some consideration;
at the very least, take a few minutes every
day to just be still and breathe, even if you
have to do it in a bathroom stall between
meetings.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Astrology is all bullst. At least, thats
what you Virgos would have us believe;
that youre not as organized or anal as
the horoscope cabal makes you out to be.
Stop freaking. No one could accomplish
the superhuman feat of squeezing an
extra three hours into every day without
seriously having their st together. We
like that about you. Im simply urging
you to harness that organizational force
to make time for some constructive
relaxation, too. This week, show us what
you can accomplish from the comfort
of a beach chair, tropical drink in hand
(something with a tiny umbrella). Get
some sun while you get stuff done.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
The Libran stereotype dictates that
youre shallowly obsessed with beauty.
The reality is that although nearly
all Libras have a keen awareness of
appearance and style, in most cases they
dont elevate it above more intangible
qualities, like humor, or chemistryat
least when dealing with other people.
You occasionally fail to extend that
enlightened approach to one person,
however: you. Extinguish your tendency
to magnify and negatively judge your own
faws and blemishes. Youre kind enough
to cut other people some slack; wont you
do the same for yourself?
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
Can you imitate the horned lizard?
Since youll be facing metaphorical
predators much larger and faster than you,
its tactics could come in handy this week.
First, its camoufaged to help it blend
into its arid brown habitat; its even smart
enough to press itself against the ground
so its shadow isnt visible. However,
when discovered and cornered, the reptile
has another line of defense: it can spray
blood out of its eyes for several feet. Most
attackers are so horrifed by this bizarre
behavior that they beat a hasty retreat.
Dont leap right off to such a gruesome
last resort, though; like the lizard, try
more conventional methods to avoid
confrontation. However, dont rule out
more desperate measures, if youre left no
other choice.
- To contact Caeriel, send mail to sign.
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457 Wanted to Buy
Auto
All
Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Wanted
Highest
Prices
Paid In
CA$H
FREE
PICKUP
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AUTOMOTIVE
SERVICE
DIRECTORY
472 Auto Services
$ WANTED JUNK $
VEHICLES
LISPI TOWING
We pick up 822-0995
WANTED
Cars & Full Size
Trucks. For prices...
Lamoreaux Auto
Parts 477-2562
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
CARPENTER
GENERAL CARPENTRY
MUST HAVE VALID
DRIVERS LICENSE.
MASON
FLATWORK AND
BLOCKWORK
CALL 570-655-1781
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CONSTRUCTION
LABORER
Dependable, reli-
able, knowledge-
able aspects of
construction. Own
transportation
a must. Random
drug testing.
570-636-0939
Local Masonry &
Concrete
Contractor in
need of
Experienced Masons
and Laborers
Full time.
Competitive
wages, benefit
package.
570-256-3952
512 Business/
Strategic
Management
ASSISTANT PROPERTY
MANAGER
Local apartment
community current-
ly accepting appli-
cations for full time
Assistant Property
Manager.
If you enjoy work-
ing in a fast paced
environment, this
can be a perfect
opportunity for you.
Applicants should
be able to demon-
strate a history of
professional man-
agement experi-
ence. Must be
dependable, well
organized, detail
oriented, capable of
working independ-
ently and have the
ability to perform
multiple tasks.
Computer experi-
ence required.
Competitive salary.
Please send
resume and salary
requirements to :
The Times Leader
PO BOX 4375
15 N Main Street
Wilkes Barre, PA
18711
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522 Education/
Training
EXCITING TEACHING
OPPORTUNITY
Immediate part time
instructor position
open for day and
evening
HVAC-R program.
Must have 3 plus
years work
experience in field.
Teaching
experience a plus
but not required.
Fax resume to
(570) 287.7936
or send to Director
of Education
166 Slocum Street
Forty Fort PA 18704
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Cash.
Not
Dust.
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Times Leader
Classied
section.
Call 829-7130
to place an ad.
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536 IT/Software
Development
WORDPRESS
WEBSITE
DESIGNER
Full service mar-
keting and adver-
tising firm is cur-
rently looking for
an experienced
website designer
to build new web-
sites using
approved tem-
plates in Word-
Press.
Qualified candi-
date will also
update, revise
and actively per-
form on-site and
off-site SEO. This
position is full-
time and has a
starting pay of
$15.00 per hour.
Health benefits
available after 90
days. Please
e-mail resume
and portfolio to:
seoadvertising
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perfect
friend.
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538 Janitorial/
Cleaning
SOVEREIGN HIRING!
Part Time
Cleaning Crew
Evenings
Positions exist
within the Scranton,
Pittston, and Wilkes
Barre-Dallas area.
Various openings
from 4pm and
5pm starts until
10pm at night. 10-
20 hours a week.
Great extra income
jobs. Starting rates
are $9.00 for
general cleaning
and we will provide
training. Valid trans-
portation is required
and stable work
history. Seeking
something differ-
ent try facility
cleaning! Paid time
off and uniforms.
Apply online at:
www.sovereigncs.
com
EOE and Drug
Free Workplace
To place your
ad Call Toll Free
1-800-427-8649
539 Legal
LEGAL ASSISTANTS
Plaintiff personal
injury firm is seek-
ing a legal assis-
tant. Applicant must
have experience
working in a per-
sonal injury firm and
be comfortable
working with a
large number of
files. Person also
must have experi-
ence in preparing a
case for trial.
Responsibilities
include communica-
tion with clients,
insurance adjusters,
and performing
support tasks for
supervising parale-
gal and attorney.
Applicant must be a
team player, be
detail oriented and
have the ability to
multitask. Qualified
applicants are
asked to submit a
cover letter with
salary require-
ments, along with a
resume.
Submit to
sb@fclawpc.com
or by mail to
ATTN:
SB Fellerman &
Ciarimboli Law, PC,
183 Market Street
Kingston, PA 18704
PART-TIME
FILE CLERK AND
SECRETARY
Must Be Familiar
With Word Perfect.
Please send
resume to:
Times Leader
Box 4380
15 N. Main Street
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711
542 Logistics/
Transportation
OPENING FOR
BATTERY
TECHNICIAN
Must meet AAA
Mid-Atlantic Image
& Standards. Must
be able to lift
50lbs. Must have
good driving
record/experience
required.
We offer Top
Wages & Benefits
Package!!
Apply in Person
and ask for:
PAUL or MIKE
FALZONE TOWING
SERVICE, INC.
271 N. Sherman St
Wilkes Barre, PA
18702
570.823.2100
Let the Community
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570-829-7130
WAREHOUSE
(CenterPoint
Industrial
Park, Pittston)
If you have a solid
work history, your
own transportation,
valid drivers
license and have a
drug free lifestyle
then we want to
hear from you.
We are currently
looking for experi-
enced fork truck
operators with at
least one (1) year of
experience with
order picking,
receiving, loading,
unloading and use
of a scanner.
Stand-up fork truck
experience a plus.
TEAM EMPLOYER SOLUTIONS
20 REYNOLDS ST.
KINGSTON, PA 18704
570-714-5955
548 Medical/Health
Immediate positions
available
Apply in person at
Summit
50 N. Pennsylvania
Ave, Wilkes-Barre
EOE M/F/D/V
RNS, LPNS
CNAS,COOK/
DIETARY AIDES
Collect cash, not dust!
Clean out your
basement, garage
or attic and call the
Classified depart-
ment today at 570-
829-7130!
554 Production/
Operations
Growing Sheet
metal manufacturer
has immediate
openings on all
shifts for the
following positions:
Welding,
Press Brake,
Spot Welding,
Assembly,
Manufacturing
Engineer.
Manufacturing
experience
preferred.
APPLY IN PERSON
AT PULVERMAN,
1170 LOWER
DEMUNDS RD
DALLAS, PA 18612
A DRUG-FREE
WORKPLACE
WWW.PULVERMAN.NET
MANUFACTURING
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Place an ad HERE
570-829-7130
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Visiting Angels, a Senior Home Care Agency is dedicated
to offering senior citizens the opportunity to age in place
at home. As a leading homecare company, our philosophy
is to never compromise on providing high quality services.
Because of our commitment to service and quality
we are seeking the following team member:
Client Care Supervisor
We are seeking a passionate and dedicated LPN with the
desire to make a difference in the lives of our clients,
the clients families, and our team members.
The Client Care Supervisor has the responsibility for
coordination of total customer care: assessments, care
planning, staff training, maintenance of records and
compliance. You must be organized and have the ability to
communicate effectively with clients, their families, and
medical personnel, in a confidential and professional manner.
Qualifications: The ideal candidate must have experience
working with elders or disabled individuals, broad nursing
experience as well as demonstrated supervisory and
management skills. Applicant must have a current LPN
license. Must be able to perform responsibilities with minimal
supervision, and must possess a high degree of initiative, and
the ability to organize and prioritize responsibilities.
Administrative Writing Skills, Microsoft Office Skills, Managing
Processes, Organization, Professionalism, Problem Solving,
and Verbal Communication skills also required.
We offer opportunity for advancement and benefits package.
For consideration email a resume and compensation
requirements to skahlau@visitingangels.com.
EOE
CNA (FT, PT Available!)
& RN (Per Diem Only)
Now Hiring For All Shifts!
(Certification/License Req.)
*Competitive Pay Rates*
Great Facility & Opportunity For Growth
Jump Start Your Career Today!
Contact 877-339-6999 x1 for information
Email resumes to Jobs@horizonhrs.com
Subject line: ATTN -Birchwood-
Or apply in person at:
395 Middle Rd
Nanticoke, PA 18634
Valley Chevrolet featuring our brand new,
state of the art showroom & service complex
with the regions largest inventory of new Chevrolets
SALES CONSULTANTS NEEDED
We are seeking individuals that are interested in
becoming part of a great sales team. Team-oriented,
hard working, personable individuals.
Valley Chevrolet offers a full training program, a very rewarding
pay plan that includes a weekly salary, 401K Retirement Plan,
Blue Cross/Blue Shield & a 5 day work week.
Automotive sales experience a plus but not necessary.
Please apply in person to:
Blake Gagliardi, Sales Manager or Rick Merrick, Sales Manager
VALLEY CHEVROLET
VALLEY CHEVROLET
601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre, PA
566 Sales/Retail/
Business
Development
IF YOU ARE FROM
Hanover
Green
Buttonwood
Korn Krest
Nanticoke
Are at least
14 years old
Are dependable
Have a great
personality
Can work
evenings &
Saturdays
Would like to
have fun while
working with
other teenagers
Then call
Mr. John
@ 735-8708
leave message
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573 Warehouse
INVENTORY SUPPLY
CHAIN PLANNER
Immediate opening
for an inventory
supply chain plan-
ner with an expand-
ing flooring co. in
the Hazleton Area.
The candidate
should have a 2
year degree in
logistics or equiva-
lent experience,
strong verbal and
organizational skills,
self starter able to
multi task, detail
oriented and strong
problem solving
skills. Responsibili-
ties include pur-
chase order cre-
ation and process-
ing, experience in
customs/freight air
quotes. Analyze
sales and inventory
data to review and
plan materials. Pur-
chase orders/requi-
sition creation. SAP,
order management
and inventory tools,
MS office, proficient
in Excel are need-
ed. Excellent bene-
fits and competitive
salary based on
qualifications,
Please send
resume and salary
requirements to:
ATTN: HR Dept.
Box 667
Hazleton, PA 18201
Fax: 570-450-0231
Email:
donna.reimold@
forbo.com
600
FINANCIAL
610 Business
Opportunities
INTERSTATE
PRODUCTS
A Private
Label Chemical
Manufacturer. We
offer a partnership
program for sales
minded people. This
Opportunity will give
you the chance to
develop your own
business with our
help. We will design
a complete pro-
gram just for you
with your Company
Name and Private
Label Program.
Your sales ability is
your ticket to
financial freedom.
Call (570) 288-1215
630 Money To Loan
We can erase
your bad credit -
100% GUARAN-
TEED. Attorneys
for the Federal
Trade Commission
say theyve never
seen a legitimate
credit repair opera-
tion. No one can
legally remove
accurate and timely
information from
your credit report.
Its a process that
starts with you and
involves time and a
conscious effort to
pay your debts.
Learn about manag-
ing credit and debt
at ftc. gov/credit. A
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Times Leader and
the FTC.
700
MERCHANDISE
708 Antiques &
Collectibles
YEARBOOKS.
Coughlin (30) 32-
2000. GAR -(18))
37-06, Meyers (15)
45-03, Pittston (6)
38-75, Plains, 66-
68, WVW (12), 1970-
2000,Kingston (11)
32-56, Hazleton,
(8) 40-61, Ply-
mouth, 39-51,
Hanover 51-74.
Hazleton, 40-61,
Nanticoke, 76, Dal-
las, 90-04,
Luzerne, 46-51
Others available as
well as colleges.
Prices vary depend-
ing on condition.
$20-$40 each. Call
for further details
570-825-4721, 1
Margaret St., Plains,
PA arthurh302@
aol.com
732 Exercise
Equipment
TREADMILL. Live-
strong LS7.9T, like
new. Programma-
ble, ipod, connect
with fans. $450 firm!
570-574-4781
Find your next
vehicle online.
timesleaderautos.com
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744 Furniture &
Accessories
CHAIRS, (2)
Genuine
leather, cus-
tom made
recliners.
Taupe color,
like new. $550
each.
570-675-5046
DINING ROOM
Solid Cherry -
Queen Anne
Table with 2 leaves,
glass top hutch, 6
chairs, server. Pads
included. EXCEL-
LENT condition.
$800.
COFFEE TABLE AND
END TABLES
Solid Cherry /
Queen Anne Coffee
Table / 2 end tables
$125 each or $300
for set. Phone 570-
288-0565 Kingston
ATTENTION VENDORS
Decorative/Sea-
sonal/Accent
Pieces for sale.
Purchase sepa-
rately or all.
Call 675-5046
after 6PM
WEST WEST WYOMING WYOMING
6th Street
OPEN YEAR ROUND
SP SPACE ACE
A AV VAILABLE AILABLE
INSIDE & OUT INSIDE & OUT
Acres of Acres of
parking parking
OUTSIDE
SPACES
$10
Saturday
10am-2pm
Sunday
8am-4pm
758 Miscellaneous
BICYCLES: 26 10
speed & 24 10
speed bikes for
sale, $10. each.
Must take both. Like
new condition. Also
two heavy duty
camping cots, like
new,$10. 825-4261
BEST PRICES
IN THE AREA
CA$H ON THE $POT,
Free Anytime
Pickup
570-301-3602
570-301-3602
CALL US!
TO JUNK
YOUR CAR
758 Miscellaneous
All
Junk
Cars
&
Trucks
Wanted
Highest
Prices
Paid In
CA$H
FREE
PICKUP
570-574-1275
774 Restaurant
Equipment
NEW,
BRAND NEW
RESTAURANT
EQUIPMENT
Six burner
stove, salamander,
3 radiant charbroil-
er, 4 flat top grid-
dle, floor model
french fryer (All
above on LP gas) 4
Bain Marie, 20 qt.
mixer, Burkle
12 slicer.
570-620-2693
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776 Sporting Goods
BICYCLE
20 GIRLS
MURRAY DAZZLER
Powder blue with
pink trim accents &
wheels, white tires.
Front & rear brakes
plus coaster foot
brake. Good
condition $25.
570-814-9574
G O L F D R I V E R .
Medicus Dual-
Hinge. LEFT HAND-
ED 460cc clubhead,
like new, $75 Firm.
570-574-4781
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
WANTED
JEWELRY
WILKES BARREGOLD
( 570) 48GOLD8
( 570) 484- 6538
Highest Cash Pay-
Outs Guaranteed
Open 6 Days
a Week
10am- 6pm
Cl osed Thursdays
1092 Highway 315 Blvd.
( Pl aza 315)
315N, 1/ 2 mi l e
bef ore Mohegan
Sun Casi no
We Pay At Least
80% of the London
Fix Market Price
for All Gold Jewelry
WilkesBarreGold.com
or email us at
wilkesbarregold@
yahoo.com
London PM
Gold Price
May 21 - $ 1,360.75
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800
PETS & ANIMALS
815 Dogs
BLACK LAB AKC
5 months, female,
housebroken, crate
and basic obedi-
ence training. Par-
ents OFA. CH and
National Field CH
pedigree. $400.
570-596-2326
GERMAN SHEPHERD
PUPPIES
Top Quality!
www.kmhshep
herds.com
Kron-Muller Haus
Shepherds
579-327-5541
POMERANIAN
Puppies
AKC registered.
1 female, 3 males.
Shots & wormed
11 weeks
$350-$400.
570-864-2643
815 Dogs
YORKIE-BICHON
PUPPIES
IDCR registered,
rare small ones,
learn more at
www.BabyThe
Dog.info, or call
570-966-7323.
$799 to $999.
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900
REAL ESTATE
FOR SALE
906 Homes for Sale
Having trouble
paying your mort-
gage? Falling
behind on your
payments? You
may get mail from
people who promise
to forestall your
foreclosure for a fee
in advance. Report
them to the Federal
Trade Commission,
the nations con-
sumer protection
agency. Call 1-877-
FTC-HELP or click
on ftc.gov. A mes-
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LAKEFRONT
COTTAGE
LAKE COMO,
WAYNE COUNTY
QUIET, PEACEFUL
LOT ON PRIVATE,
NON-MOTOR-
BOATING LAKE;
YEAR ROUND,
GREAT RETIRE-
MENT OR VACA-
TION PROPERTY;
SEE DETAILS AND
PICTURES AT:
LAKEHOUSE.COM
AD# 275333
OR CALL JIM
570-785-3888
$269,900
TAXES LESS THAN
$2,500.
906 Homes for Sale
NANTICOKE
1472 S. Hanover St.
Well maintained
bi-level house fea-
tures 2 bedrooms,
1 3/4 baths, recre-
ation room with
propane stove. Wall
to wall, 3 season
porch. Profession-
ally landscaped
yard. Storage
shed, new appli-
ances, ceiling fans.
Close to LCCC.
$153,900.
Call 570-735-7594
or 570-477-2410
PLAINS
39 Slope St
For sale by owner,
3 bedrooms, 1 1/2
baths, modern eat-
in kitchen, large
deck, off street
parking on a 50 X
150 lot, nice neigh-
borhood, all appli-
ances included.
Asking $92,000
call 310-1697
for appointment
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POTTER COUNTY
GOD'S COUNTRY
ESCAPE
$299,900.
70 BEAUTIFUL
FORESTED ACRES
OPEN HOUSE, May
25, Noon - 3:00.
Your Side of the
Mountain, Huge
Master Bedroom
overlooking Spring
-Fed Trout Pond,
Gorgeous Kitchen
with Radiant Floor
Heat, Wood
Burning Fireplace,
Low Taxes (Clean
& Green), Wooded
Mountain property
with Maple &
Cherry, OGM's
available located 2
MILES from Sheetz
and town. Potter
County, PA Call
814.558.8330
WILKES-BARRE TWP
40 Trenton Court
SUMMIT PLACE
MUST SEE!
Absolutely beautiful
move in condition
3 bedroom, 1.5
bath townhouse.
Brand new carpet
throughout, freshly
painted, modern
kitchen, good sized
rooms, and an
excellent conven-
ient location. Very
Low Taxes! and
LOW HOA Fees!
WONT LAST
LONG AT
$74,995.
CALL MITCH AT
570-760-0361
909 Income &
Commercial
Properties
WILKES-BARRE
Owner Retiring
Turn Key Night
Club For Sale.
Two full bars,
game area.
Four restrooms.
Prime Location!!!
Creative financing
Available $80,000,
Dave Rubbico, Jr.
885-2693
Rubbico
Real Estate
826-1600
912 Lots & Acreage
DALLAS
GREENBRIAR RETIRE-
MENT COMMUNITY
Only eight lots
left. Custom
design you home
the way you want it.
Call 570-675-1300
LUZERNE COUNTY
LAND BARGAIN
BUY NOW PAY NO
CLOSING COSTS
No Time Frame
To Build
30 Mile Views
2 Acres $39,900
7 Acres $89,900
Estate Sized Prop-
erties Priced To
Sell, #1 School
District In North-
eastern Pa. Finance
with Only 10%
Down. Call
570-245-6288
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NEWPORT TWP.
LOTS LOTS - - LOTS LOTS - - LOTS LOTS
1 mile south of
L.C.C.C.
Established
developement with
underground utili-
ties including gas.
Cleared lot. 100
frontage x 158.
$35,000.
Lot 210 frontage
158 deep on hill
with great view
$35,000.
Call 570-736-6881
SWOYERSVILLE
100 x 150, cleared,
surveyed level
building lot. Utilities
are available.
$24,900.
Call: 570-288-4899
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
EDWARDSVILLE
BEAUTIFUL
COLONIAL
STYLE
Home remod-
eled to perfec-
tion with 2
enclosed porch-
es, fireplace, tile
kitchen with
central island
and built-ins
(appliances),
laundry, dining
room, mani-
cured yard!
$950 + utilities,
2 YEAR SAME
RENT, NO PETS.
EMPLOYMENT
VERIFICATION/
APPLICATION
AMERICA REALTY
Rental
570-288-1422
FORTY FORT
APT BEAUTIFUL
COURTYARD PARKING
Small remodeled
2 bedroom.
Appliances, laundry,
total electric. $565
month + utilities.
2 YEAR LEASE.
NO PETS.
EMPLOYMENT
VERIFICATION
AMERICA REALTY
570-288-1422
FORTY FORT
Available June 1
1st floor, 1 bedroom
apartment in con-
venient location.
New carpeting,
appliances includ-
ed, off-street park-
ing. Includes all utili-
ties, internet &
cable. No smoking,
No pets. Security &
lease. $690/month.
(570) 578-1728
FORTY FORT
Heat, hot water &
trash included. 2
bedrooms, 2nd
floor. Coin-op wash-
er/dryer. $625/
month, references,
security deposit &
lease. No smoking.
No pets. Available
Immediately.
Call 570-760-4830
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HARVEYS LAKE
2 bedroom , wall to
wall carpet, appli-
ances, Lake rights.
Off street parking.
No pets. Lease,
security and
references.
570-639-5920
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
HARVEYS LAKE
2 bedroom , wall to
wall carpet, appli-
ances, Lake rights.
Off street parking.
No pets. Lease,
security and
references.
570-639-5920
KINGSTON
2 bedroom, 1 bath,
new flooring and
carpeting. Includes
stove and fridge,
lots of closets, plus
pantry, w/d hookup,
large front porch
and back yard. On
quiet residential
street, close to col-
leges, shopping,
highways. $650 +
utilities. Sorry, No
pets and No smok-
ing. 570-283-1736
KINGSTON
E. E. W Walnut alnut St. St.
2nd floor. Located in
quiet neighborhood.
Kitchen, living room,
dining room, sun-
room, bath, 3 bed-
rooms; 2 large & 1
small. Lots of clos-
ets, built-in linen
closet & hutch.
Hardwood & car-
peted floors. Fire-
place. Storage
room. Yard. Washer
/ dryer, stove /
fridge. Heat and hot
water included. 1
year lease + securi-
ty. $950
570-283-4370
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KINGSTON
E. WALNUT ST.
Light, bright, 3rd
floor, 2 bedrooms,
elevator, carpeted,
entry system.
Garage. Extra stor-
age & cable TV
included. Laundry
facilities. Air Con-
ditioned. Fine
neighborhood.
Convenient to bus
& stores. No
pets. References.
Security. Lease.
No smokers
please. $785 +
utilities. Call.
570-287-0900
KINGSTON
EATON TERRACE
317 N. Maple Ave.
2 story 2 bed-
room, 1.5 bath @
$850. + utilities.
Central heat & air,
washer/dryer in
unit, on site park-
ing. 1 mo. security
570-262-6947
WILKES-BARRE NORTH
7 E. Chestnut St.
2nd floor, 2 bed-
room, eat in kitchen
w/appliances
Shared yard and
back porch. Heat,
hot water and
water included.
Tenants pay electric
and cooking gas.
$545 plus security
NO PETS
(570)814-1356
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405 N. River Street Wilkes-Barre
ORIENTAL SHIATSU
BODY MASSAGE
570-991-8566
10 AM
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675-1245
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750 Ju m p e r R oa d , W ilk e s - B a rre
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N ew Cu s to m ers Only
M&R Agency
Rt. 11, West Nanticoke
735-4150
$20 OFF A 1/2 HOUR OR
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OR $25 FOR A 20 MINUTE
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EXPIRES 5-29-13 NOWHIRING, INCENTIVES OFFERED
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Spa
Open 7 Days 10am-11:30pm
FEATURING BODY AND
FOOT MASSAGES
$10 OFF HOUR
SESSIONS
570-337-3966
Unit 19A Gateway Shopping
Center, Edwardsville
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Massage
570-540-5333
177 South Market Street, Nanticoke
OPEN:
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Discrete Chat
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ARE YOU LONELY & IN NEED
OF A WOMANS TOUCH
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ORIENTAL SPA
Rt. 93
Hazle Twp.
Near
Laurel
Mall
Hours:
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A S IA N G IR L S
Profes s iona l
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Open 7 days
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South Rt. 309 Hazleton
(entrance in
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Immediate outcalls
available. In call by
appointment
Special Low Rates
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From - $39.99/night
$189.99/week + tax
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Rt. 115 S Wilkes-Barre
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Unfurnished
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
SAINT JOHN
Apartments
419 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre
One bedroom apt available
for only $442.00 per month
includes all utilities.
Secured Senior Building for age 62 & older.
YOU regulate heat & air conditioning
Laundry Room Access
Community Room/Fully equipped kitchen
24 Hour Emergency Maintenance
Garage & off street parking
Curbside public transportation
570-970-6694
Equal Housing Opportunity
Handicap Accessible
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
W-B/
PLAINS AREA
AMERICA
REALTY
Apartment
570-288-1422
AP APAR ARTMENT TMENT
BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL
BUS STOP/
STORES
BRICK DUPLEX
BRAND NEW -
CLEAN. 2nd
floor. 1 bedroom
remodeled!
Maple kitchen,
built-ins, porch,
tiled bath, laun-
dry. Convenient
neighborhood.
BUS STOP MINI
MART & MORE!
Managed. $550
+ utilities. No
Pets. 2 YEAR
SAME RENT.
APPLICATION,
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Mayflower
Crossing
Apartments
570.822.3968
1, 2, 3 & 4
Bedrooms
- Light & bright
open floor plans
- All major
appliances included
- Pets welcome*
- Close to everything
- 24 hour emergency
maintenance
- Short term
leases available
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AVAILABILITY!!
www.mayflower
crossing.com
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941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
WILKES-BARRE
West River St.
Huge 3-4 bed-
room, with heat
included, 3rd
floor, great views
from private bal-
cony, near Wilkes
& downtown.
$850/month. Pets
OK Call
570-798-7051
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944 Commercial
Properties
COMMERCIAL RETAIL
PROPERTY FOR RENT:
900 Sq. Ft.
STORE RETAIL
SPACE
Will be vacant
as of
January 1, 2013
200 Spring St.
Wilkes-Barre
Great for a
Barber Shop!
Call Michael at
570-239-7213
DOLPHIN PLAZA
Rte. 315
2,400 Sq. Ft.
1,200 Sq. Ft.
Professional office
space. Will divide
office / retail
Call 570-829-1206
944 Commercial
Properties
EXETER
OFFICE SPACE
Newly remodeled
120 sq. ft. All
utilities included,
except phone.
Paved parking.
$200/month.
Lease. 1 month
free! Call
570-602-1550
for details
OFFICE SPACE
18 PIERCE STREET
KINGSTON
Available immedi-
ately. 1 to 4 rooms
$250 month to
$600 month
includes all utilities,
parking, trash
removal.
570-371-8613
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1,750 SQ. FT. &
2,400 SQ.FT
OFFICE/RETAIL
2,000 FT.
Fully Furnished
With Cubicles.
570-829-1206
WILKES-BARRE
Office Available for
a Health or Legal
Professional. Large
private space
Excellent location,
Courthouse Tower
Bldg. Call Denise
570-824-7566
950 Half Doubles
KINGSTON
144 Main Street
3 bedroom, 1 bath.
Freshly painted in-
terior, new floor
coverings, new
stove, gas heat. No
pets, no exceptions
$495/month + utili-
ties. 570-472-0395
NANTICOKE
Large 3 bedroom
with 2 full baths,
includes Stove,
Fridge, Washer &
Dryer. Sewer and
garbage also includ-
ed. $750. a month.
$40 application fee.
570-736-6068
950 Half Doubles
PLAINS
LUXURY DUPLEX
This beautiful, com-
pletely renovated 2
bedroom luxury
apartment could be
yours! All new high
end amenities in-
clude: hardwood
floors, gorgeous
maple kitchen cabi-
nets with granite
countertops & stain-
less steel appli-
ances. Spacious
great room with gas
fireplace. Tile bath,
stacked wash-
er/dryer. Large
screened-in porch.
Many large, conven-
ient closets. Central
A/C. New gas heat-
ing system. Huge
attic for storage.
Must See! $1,000
+ utilities, lease &
security. NO PETS,
NO SMOKING
570-793-6294
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953Houses for Rent
WILKES-BARRE
3 bedroom,
1 1/2 bath
Townhouse
$700/month+ util-
ities. 1 month 1/2
security. No Pets
570-647-5053
WILKES-BARRE
Remodeled 3 bed-
room home featur-
ing fresh paint,
hardwood floors,
washer/dryer hook
up, walk up attic &
fenced in yard. No
pets or smoking.,
$665/ month+ utili-
ties. 570-466-6334
965 Roommate
Wanted
MOUNTAIN TOP
Male homeowner
looking for
responsible male
roommate to
share house.
Close to Industri-
al Parks and high-
ways. Off street
parking. Plenty of
storage.
Large basement
with billiards & air
hockey. All utilities
included. $450.
Call Doug
570-817-2990
971 Vacation &
Resort Properties
HARVEYS LAKE
Furnished Summer
Home. Starting June
to end of August.
College students
welcome in Sept.
Lake rights. Call for
details.
570-639-5041
971 Vacation &
Resort Properties
PRIVATE COUNTRY
CAMPGROUND
Several sites avail-
able, and will be
accepting applica-
tions for member-
ship. Gated Premis-
es, adjoins public
gulf course, 35
acre natural lake for
fishing. Large shad-
ed sites, with water
and electric, show-
ers and flush toilets.
Nestled near
orchards and
produce farms in
the hills between
Dallas and Tunkhan-
nock. For informa-
tion and applica-
tions call:
Call (570) 371-9770
1000
SERVICE
DIRECTORY
1015 Appliance
Service
Why Spend
Hundreds on
New or Used
Appliances?
Most problems
with your appli-
ances are usually
simple and
inexpensive to fix!
Save your hard
earned money,
Let us take a look
at it first!
30 years in
the business.
East Main
Appliances
570-735-8271
Nanticoke
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1024 Building &
Remodeling
1ST. QUALITY
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Roofing, siding,
gutters, insulation,
decks, additions,
windows, doors,
masonry &
concrete.
Insured & Bonded.
Senior Citizens Discount!
State Lic. # PA057320
570-606-8438
Shedlarski Construction
HOME IMPROVEMENT
SPECIALIST
Licensed, insured &
PA registered.
Kitchens, baths,
vinyl siding & rail-
ings, replacement
windows & doors,
additions, garages,
all phases of home
renovations.
Free Estimates
570-287-4067
1039 Chimney
Service
A-1 ABLE
CHIMNEY
Rebuild & Repair
Chimneys. All
types of Masonry.
Liners Installed,
Brick & Block,
Roofs & Gutters.
Licensed &
Insured
570-735-2257
1042 Cleaning &
Maintainence
DEB & PATS
CLEANING
SERVICE
We Are Bonded
& Insured
Free Estimates
570-793-4773
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special place
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1054 Concrete &
Masonry
D. PUGH
CONCRETE
All phases of
masonry &
concrete. Small
jobs welcome.
Senior discount.
Free estimates.
Licensed & Insured
288-1701/655-3505
STESNEY
CONCRETE & MASONRY
All Types.
Large & Small Jobs.
Repairs.
licensed and insured.
570-283-1245
1099 Fencing &
Decks
FREDERICK FENCE CO.
Locally Owned
Vinyl, Chain Link,
Aluminum, Wood.
570-709-3021
1135 Hauling &
Trucking
A.S.A.P Hauling
Estate Cleanouts,
Attics, Cellars,
Garages, were
cheaper than
dumpsters!.
Free Estimates,
Same Day!
570-855-4588
ALWAYS READY
HAULING
Property & Estate
Cleanups, Attics,
Cellars, Yards,
Garages,
Construction
Sites, Flood
Damage & More.
CHEAPER THAN
A DUMPSTER!!
SAME DAY
SERVICE
Free Estimates
570-301-3754
1162 Landscaping/
Garden
NEED HELP
NEED HELP
LAWN CUT?
LEAVES RAKED?
GENERAL YARD
WORK?
MULCHING?
Responsible Senior
student.
Mountain Top,
White Haven,
Drums &
Conygham area.
Call Justin
570-868-6134
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1204 Painting &
Wallpaper
F & F PAINTING
AND CONTRACTING
SERVICES
30 Years
Experience
570-793-7909
1231 Pool & Spa
Repair/Services
RK POOLS & MORE
Pool openings, liner
changes, and
installations. Patios,
Decks and fencing.
Insured.
570-592-2321
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BREWERS OUTLET ................................... DUNMORE
CADDEN BROTHERS .............................. LUZERNE ST
FLANNERY BEER DISTRIBUTORS ............... MOOSIC ST
HARRINGTONS DISTRIBUTING ................... MINOOKA
JOES BEERMAN .................................. PECKVILLE
KENNEDY DISTRIBUTING ............................ JERMYN
MANCUSO BEER BARON ........................ CARBONDALE
NICOLIO BROTHERS .............................. MAYFIELD
NORTH POCONO BEVERAGE ................... BILLS PLAZA
OK BEERMAN LLC ........................ KEYSER & OAK ST
OLD FORGE BEVERAGE .......................... OLD FORGE
OLYPHANT BOTTLING COMPANY .................. OLYPHANT
PIONEER DISTRIBUTING ...................... GREENRIDGE ST
RINALDI DISTR., ...................................... DUNMORE
TAYLOR BEVERAGE ..................................... TAYLOR
HAZLETON AREA
BEER STORE ....................................... HAZLETON
BUTLER VALLEY BEVERAGE,INC. ................... DRUMS
CASE & KEG BEVERAGE ............................ HAZLETON
HAZLE BEER DISTRIBUTING ............... WHITE HAVEN
JIMBOS FREELAND PARTY BEVERAGE ........... FREELAND
PARTY BEVERAGE ............................... CONYNGHAM
QUALITY BEVERAGE ................................ HAZELTON
T VERRASTRO ............................................. HAZLETON
WYOMING
B & R DISTRIBUTING ........................ TUNKHANNOCK
LAKE WINOLA BEVERAGE ..................... LAKE WINOLA
PLAZA BEVERAGE ............................ TUNKHANNOCK
WYOMING COUNTY BEVERAGE .............. TUNKHANNOCK
LUZERNE
B & S DISTRIBUTOR .............................. MOCONAQUA
BEER SUPER ...................................... WILKES-BARRE
BONANZA BEVERAGE ............................ SHAVERTOWN
COLD CASE BEVERAGE ...................................... EXETER
CORBA BEVERAGE .................................. S PA BLVD
DUNDEE BEVERAGE ...................... SAN SOUCI HIGHWAY
ELLIS DISTRIBUTING ......................... WILKES-BARRE
J & M UNION BEVERAGE ............................... LUZERNE
LAKEWAY BEVERAGE ............................... DALLAS
MAIN BEVERAGE ........................................ LARKSVILLE
MIDWAY BEVERAGE .................................. WYOMING
MOUNTAIN BEVERAGE ................................ PLAINS
NANTICOKE BEER DISTRIBUTOR ................ NANTICOKE
LUZERNE
PATELS BEVERAGE ................................... PITTSTON
PIKES CREEKBEVERAGE ............................ PIKES CREEK
PLAZA BEVERAGE .................................... PITTSTON
QUALITY BEVERAGE OF NEPA ......................... LAFLIN
SHICKSHINNY JOES INC. ..................... SHICKSHINNY
TAYLOR BEVERAGE ................................. TAYLOR HILL
THRIFTY BEVERAGE ..................... SAN SOUCI PARKWAY
WYCHOCKS BY-PASS BEVERAGES ............ WILKES-BARRE
WYCHOCKS MOUNTAIN TOP BEVERAGE ... MOUNTAINTOP
WYOMING VALLEY BEVERAGE ........................... EXETER
WYOMING VALLEY BEVERAGE ............ EDWARDSVILLE
CARBON
ALL STAR BEER .................................... SUMMIT HILL
BEER BLVD ....................................... JIM THORPE
CARBON BEVERAGE .............................. WEATHERLY
DUNBAR BOTTLING ............................... LEHIGHTON
HIGHLAND BEVERAGE ........................... JIM THORPE
PALM BEVERAGE ................................ PALMERTON
WEISSPORT BEVERAGE .............................. WEISSPORT