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Gist Weekly Issue 21 - Earth Day
Gist Weekly Issue 21 - Earth Day
Gist Weekly Issue 21 - Earth Day
APRIL 22, 2009 A Free Paper of Trivia, Humor, Puzzles, and More ISSUE #21
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Word Search:
Earth Day FUN AND GAMES Joke of the
Week
Scavenger Hunt Two gas company employees, a
trainee in his early twenties and a
Search this issue of Gist Weekly veteran employee near retirement
age, were out reading meters. They
to find the pictures and words
parked their truck and covered a
listed below. They may be couple of blocks at a time on foot.
Image: MS anywhere in the issue, in articles, As they worked, the younger
games, or ads. (No, finding them in this box doesn’t employee joked with the older one
Find the following words in the grid about how old and slow he was
above. They may be forward, count.) Answers are on page 8.
getting. After checking the last meter
backward, up, down, or diagonal.
on their route, the older man
Text Images challenged his young coworker to a
Conservation Planet A. Ben Mezrich D. Candles race back to their truck to prove that
Earth Day Preservation he could still keep up despite their
B. Jalapeño E. Four men roughly 40-year age difference. As
Ecosystem Recycle
they ran toward the truck, they heard
Environment Reduce C. Masseter F. A house
someone running behind them. They
Green Reuse turned around and saw a woman
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License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/#, where # is the number Still huffing and puffing, the woman
next to “CC By”).
answered, “When I saw two men
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TRIVIA QUIZ
Each question below relates to the
topic of a feature in this issue of
Strange but True?
Gist Weekly, but is not answered in Many trivia publications and websites reference to the power of the spoken ground, evacuate civilians from target
it. Answers are on page 8. have “Strange but True” lists of word, similar to the saying, “The pen a r e a s , ge t m e di cs a n d ai d
things that seem extraordinary but are is mightier than the sword,” that organizations to places where they are
1. Earth Day (Page 1): Which supposedly factual. But are they someone took literally and placed on needed, etc.
federal agency enforces environ- really? Gist Weekly investigates the a list of facts.
mental laws? This urban legend might have
claims made by some of those other
originated near the end of or just after
sites and publications. Claim: One out of every five miles of
2. Fifty State Fun Facts: Nevada World War II. When Congress was
(Page 4): Which hotel and ca- Claim: The tongue is the strongest the Interstate Highway System must hammering out the details of various
sino on the Las Vegas Strip is muscle in the human body. be straight and flat for use as landing versions of the Federal-Aid Highway
shaped like a pyramid? strips for airplanes during times of Act (the 1956 version of which
Strange but True?: No. war. created the Interstate Highway
3. This Week in History (Page This claim has been presented System), it at one point considered
Strange but True?: No.
5): South Africa held its first countless times in trivia books and including funds to build airstrips next
post-apartheid election 15 years websites, but that doesn’t make it Snopes.com, the online Urban to (not on) highways. That idea didn’t
ago this Monday. Who was true. In fact, the tongue is neither a Legends Reference Pages, has make it to the final version of any
elected president in that elec- single muscle nor the strongest in the debunked this one, but it still keeps F ederal Highway Act, but i t
tion? body. The actual strongest muscle in showing up on lists of facts. apparently lived on in an altered form
the body, in terms of force exerted on
The claim is just not logical; in order as an urban legend
4. Historic Birthdays This Week
external objects, is the masseter (jaw
to use a section of road as an airstrip,
(Page 5): English political
muscle). The Guinness Record for it must be cleared of traffic. That Claim: Nutmeg is poisonous if
leader Oliver Cromwell would
bite strength is 4,337 Newtons (about
means blocking off sections of injected intravenously.
be 410 this Saturday. What was 975 pounds of force). The heart interstate highways. If there were ever
his title from 1653 to 1658? performs the most work over the Strange but True?: Sort of.
again a war on U.S. soil, it would
5. By the Numbers: 21 (Page 6): force of a lifetime, but not the most
make far more sense for planes to This one is technically true, but not
at once. The tongue is not the land at the many military bases, that strange: Just about anything is
Which 2003 film starring Sean
strongest by any known measure. ai rpor ts, and sm al l ai rfi el ds fatal if you inject enough of it
Penn, Naomi Watts, and Beni-
cio del Toro has “21” in its The reasons for the claim that the throughout the country (and aircraft intravenously, including air and most
name? tongue is the strongest muscle are carriers off the coast), leaving the foods and drinks. (Please don’t try to
unclear. It might be a metaphorical highways free to move troops by test this out at home.)
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