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Study Breaks Magazine (LUB) - June 2013
Study Breaks Magazine (LUB) - June 2013
Study Breaks Magazine (LUB) - June 2013
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June is the month that officially kicks off summer. If your plans have anything to do with being around or in the pool, then you have a great summer ahead of you! You cant just show up to the pool plain-looking though; a dope swimsuit separates the winners from thenon-winners. What makes for a dope swimsuit? The exclusivity of the swimsuit itself. Finding a random store or just catching sales at your favorite store can make a big difference. Another element to having a dope swimsuit is the accessories. You can go to the pool in just your trunks/ bathing suit, and thats cool, but shades of any brand and hats (bucket, snapbacks, etc) are always a plus, especially if they just so happen to match your swimwear. The most important part of having a dope swimsuit is the person wearing it. Your personality should always be as fly as your swimsuit, and dont ever be too cool to answer the random questions about your random tats!
Glen Nwaefulu, Lubbock Campus Ambassador
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04 H OT LIST 05 HOT OR NOT 10 HOT BARTENDER Vanessa Miller
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Cause you know youre tryin to get swoll
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Shit, like this Sleeping Beauty, you just need a nap
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Forget that midnight curfew and stick it to the man
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Gotta respect the way that wood grows
7 TINKERBELL Her powders guaranteed to get you high (fairy dust, duhhh) 8 BELLE Beautys always in Beast mode 9 TARZAN
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Hanging out and playing with beach balls Hitting the shore with a group
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VANESSA MILLER
IS A BADASS BEHIND THE BAR
Vanessa Miller, 21 Hometown: Plano Major: Communication Studies What drink best describes your personality and why?
Tequila sunrise. Im a bright, funny girl but I have a little kick/edge to my personality.
What makes Blue Mesa different from other bars?
We have a huge bar with a wide range of tequilas and whiskeys, but at the same time were a bit more upscale than most bars in Lubbock.
Whos the nicest person youve ever served?
A 40-year-old woman who usually comes on Sundays. I enjoy the conversations I have with her, and shes always giving me great words of encouragement...and shes an awesome tipper.
Whats the best time to go to the bar?
We have happy hour Monday-Friday from 4-7:30, and if you buy a drink, we have an open quesadilla bar. Its a great college special!
If you werent bartending, what you would be doing?
Healthcare recruiting.
Strawberry mojito. Its just a nice drink that always has a summertime feel to it.
Whats the coolest thing about bartending?
The stories you hear, the people you meet and how much of a good time everyone has when theyre at the bar. Its a great job!
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ts gettin hot in hurrr, so take off all your clothes No one says it better than Nelly, butwhoa, therewere not talkin total nudity. This summer, your style is all about the perfect swimsuit, so whether you plan on standing out in sparkles, hitting the beach in anything-butbasic black or going balls to the wall in some gnarly neon, weve got a look for you. Trust us, being (half-) naked has never looked so good.
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Block out the sun in style with sweet shades and a badass bucket hat
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Ain't nothin' wrong with a little neon
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When at the pool, you're sure to look pretty in pink
BROCK LEE, 22
Hometown: Odessa
Major: Psychology
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Red fringe bikini top. $25, tillys.com
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Womens Twist Bikini Top, $23, and Bottom, $20, target.com
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Trunks in Bittersweet Orange, $18, oldnavy.com
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Nothing says pool-ready like polka dots
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Turquoise trunks are perfect in paradise
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A fancy top dresses up basic black bottoms
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MARISSA MILLER, 22 Hometown: Pilot Rock, OR Major: Business Management
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Xhilaration Push-Up Bikini Top, $18, target.com
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Teal Men Short, $44, nike.com
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Xhilaration Bandeau Top with Sequins, $20, target.com
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They'll call you mellow yellow in this sunny suit
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Shades of blue combine for sweet surf style Ain't nothin wrong with a little neon
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Though white, these board shorts are anything but boring
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A girly bikini is totally tubular (eh, eh?)
SARAH SINCLAIR, 24 RASHEED IBRAHIM, 21 Hometown: Helotes Hometown: Arlington Major: Forensic Psychology Major: ESS
BROCK LEE, 22
Hometown: Odessa
Major: Psychology
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Xhilaration Bikini Top with Sequins, $20, target.com
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Quiksilver Solid Boardshorts, $60, pacsun.com
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Xhilaration Swimsuit with Studs Top, $20, and Bottoms, $15, target.com
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$5.00 Drop Shots $2.00 Wells $2.00 Lone Star, Shiner & Ziegen $2.75 U-Call-It Liquor $2.50 Mexican Bottles(7-11PM) & 50wings ALL DAY + Live DJ spinning at 10pm $2.50 Mexican Bottles 7-11pm & .50 Traditional Wings
$5.00 Drop Shots $2 Chilton, $2 Hot Sex $4.50 Pitchers $2 Margaritas $2.00 Wells $2 Wells 7-11PM// $3.00 wells Party on the Patio wit Live Music 4-7Pm $6 Coronitaritas CaPONG Tournament, signups at 8pm, start at 9pm. $12.50 buckets Hh 5-8PM// $5.25 Flirtinis, Cosmos, Metros, Appletinis + $3 Wells & $4 Wine Happy Hour 3pm till 7pm
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Happy Hour 4pm till 7 pm Karaoke Hh 4-7: $1.95 Pints $2.50 Margarita Schooners 11-11PM // $3.50 Dom/$4.50 Premium Big Daddy Drafts & $2.50 Domestic/$3.50 Premium Pints + $4 U Call Its $10 domestic buckets, $1.75 wells $2 Margaritas $1.50 Dom Pints, $3 Ritas, & Teq Shots +$2.50 Imports $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks Happy Hour 4-11 HH 4-7PM // $1.50 Beer And Small Ritas, $3 Large Ritas $1 Wells Till 11pm // , $2 Well 11-2 // $1.50 Domestics All Night (11am - 7pm) $2.50 wells and drafts *(7pm-11pm) $2.50 Drafts Happy Hour 4pm till 7 pm Texas Tuesday $3.00 all Texas Beer and Liquors Hh 4-7: $1.95 Pints $4.50 Top Shelf Calls 11-11PM // $3.50 Dom/$4.50 Premium Big Daddy Drafts & $2.50 Domestic/$3.50 Premium Pints + $4 U Call Its 2.50 domestics and $ 2 wells $2 Drafts & Bottles $2 Cherry Vodka Sour $3 Huricane, Seabreeze, & Kazi $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks Happy Hour 11-11 HH 4-7PM // $1.50 Beer And Small Ritas, $3 Large Ritas $2 Shiner, Zeigen, Titos Vodka 9pm-2am (11am - 7pm) $2.50 wells and drafts *(7pm-11pm) $2.50 Drafts Happy Hour 4pm till 7 pm Whiskey Wednesday $3.00 ALL Whiskey 95 Cent Draft Refills $2 Wells 11-11PM // $3.50 Dom/$4.50 Premium Big Daddy Drafts & $2.50 Domestic/$3.50 Premium Pints + $4 U Call Its $2 domestics and $ 2.50 wells $3 U Call It HH 4-7PM// $3 Chilton, $4Jager, & $1.50 Dom Pints $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2.00 Import Drafts Happy Hour 11-11 HH 4-7PM // $1.50 Beer And Small Ritas, $3 Large Ritas $1.50 Tecate, $3 Mexican Imports & Margaritas 9PM-CLOSE (11am - 7pm) $2.50 wells and drafts *(7pm-11pm) $2.50 Wells
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THURSDAY
$5.00 Drop Shots $10 Domestic Buckets $3.00 Crown $2.00 Whiskey $1.50 Longnecks Party on the Patio with Live Music 4-7PM // 7-11pm- $3 Jagerbombs & 60cent boneless $3 Buffalo Bombs and Texas Country Live @10pm
FRIDAY/SATURDAY
F: $5.00 Drop Shots $1.00 Schnapps S: $5.00 Drop Shots $3.00 Jim, Jack, Jose $1 Regular Schnapps F: $2.50 Vodka Sweet Teas & $2.50 Pomegranate Vodka S: $2.00 Cape Cods & $2.50 Rumple F: $4.50 Pitchers S: $2.25 Domestic Pints F: 7-11Pm- Happy Hour 4-7Pm With Live Music Beginning At 10Pm S: College Football ALL DAY F: Regular Happy Hour and Karoake at 10pm S: College Football ALL DAY S: $12.50 Domestic Buckets Sports Grill Only
SUNDAY
$5.00 Drop Shots $2.00 Wells $1 Regular Schnapps $1.00 PBR 270 Imports on sale $12.75 Dom Buckets, $4 Drop Shots & $3.75 Bloody Marys $3.75 bloody marys, $2.25 Draft Pints
EVERYDAY
$1.00 PBR 5-7pm & $2.50 Domestic Bottles all day/everyday Power Hour M-F 3-4pm $1.50 longnecks & wells. $2 Shots HH Tall Pilsners + Beer of the Month $3.50 HH Tall Pilsners + Beer of the Month $3.50
Hh 5-8PM// $5.25 Flirtinis, Cosmos, Metros, Appletinis + $3 Wells & $4 Wine Happy Hour 3pm till 7pm
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If you could pick any beach or island to vacation on, where would it be and why?
St. Tropez in France. Nothing but white sand beaches and incredible, unique scenery. Bora Bora. Its a cool place with a cool name.
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Hometown: Weatherford Major: Media Strategies
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MY DATE SUCKED:
10 TOTALLY MORTIFYING AND TOTALLY REAL DATING DISASTERS
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e all know dating sucksusually in an OMG, we have nothing to talk about way or a Whoa, they look NOTHING like their match.com profile picture way. But THEN there are the dates that supersede that suckiness and fall into another category entirelycomplete and utter dating disasters. Yeah, were talkin dates that suck in a holy fk, Im taking a shit in the woods way. Seriously.
MY DATE SUCKED
SHAMEFUL SERENDADE
My worst date involved a guy of the highest douchery. He took me to a park for my birthday in the most ghetto part of downtown and sang a song hed written for me. I should probably mention that this guy cheated on me quite a bit (lol), and the song was a way for him to make up for his latest cheating episode. It was the dumbest song Id ever heard about how he loved me ten to the Google. He couldnt sing well at all, but I just had to sit there with a stupid smile glued to my face, even when some hobos came up to us and asked for money. Worst birthday/date ever!
Faith Braverman, 23 Hometown: Liberty, NY Major: English- Library Science
WTF?!
This guy took me to The Cheesecake Factory. He told me I was very pretty but very boring. Then he told me a story about how he used to pick his nose and found a tumor up there. And after a three-course meal, made me pay. What a keeper.
Berenice Guzman, 22 Hometown: Fredericksburg Major: Dramatic Media
WALK OF LAME
One time I went out with a guy from my church to see that movie Hancock, and like every 30 minutes he would lean over and ask me if he was gonna get a kiss at the end of the night. Then he tried to not drop me off at home until I agreed I was going to kiss him. I ended up walking home, he did not get a kiss, and I dont think Ive spoken to him since...
Paige Kerr, 21 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communications
RIDIN DIRTY
My boyfriend in high school got so drunk before one of our dances that he threw up all over the side of my car and in my car. And his mom made him hand wash my car the next day while he was hungover.
Jenna Hendrick, 21 Hometown: Houston Major: Undeclared
MY DATE SUCKED
Theres one person having fun on this date and its not her
HOLY SH*T!
Last year when I was studying abroad in Tokyo I met a really beautiful Japanese girl named Kaori. We decided to [hike] a very popular mountain trail about 45 minutes outside Tokyo. When we got to the summit, we decided to take a break and eat at one of the small restaurants. After lunch we began our descent, but I noticed something was wrong. Ill just tough it out, I thought to myself, having been adequately toilet-trained when I was a child. After another couple of minutes the pain got worse. I needed a bathroom or things were going to end up really messy.Unfortunately, the bathrooms were at the very bottom of the mountain. I plunged down the ravine and, hiding behind a rock, hastily pulled down my pants and took the hugest, nastiest shit Ive ever taken. Old ladies hiking down the trail saw me and screamed in terror. I climbed back up to where Kaori was. I think most girls would have never called me back, but she was really cool about it and we continued to date afterwards. While it was a disaster at first, it turned out pretty well.
Misha Yurchenko , 21 Hometown: Sevastopol, Ukraine Major: International Relations and GlobalStudies 18 | JUNE 2013 | STUDYBREAKS.COM
KISSING COUSINS
Once upon a time, I was enjoying summer vacations at my very far, far away town of origin. The very first day I arrived, my friends invited me to go out for some outdoor activities. Some of my friends friends joined us, and there was this particular guy I felt instantly attracted to. To my fortune, the feeling was mutual. I will not give details, but let me just say we had a pretty good time. The next day my mom asked if I could go visit one of her long-time-no-see cousins. When we arrived at her cousins house, my mom asked about her son. My aunt called him, and the guy I had a really good time with the previous day came running down the stairs. We were second cousins! My jaw dropped, and his face turned red.
Anonymous
Real-life couple Joey Sumpter and Ari Johnson (above) demonstrate a serious dating disaster. Not their own though, swear.
MY DATE SUCKED
Dominate the dating scene and blow babes away with these helpful hints
DO SHOW UP ON TIME
Moisturizing, masturbation and Mad Men marathons are no excuse for a late arrival.
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DO DRESS NICELY
Call it common sense, but no one gets laid in a pit-stainted t-shirt and mandals. No one.
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DONT GO OVERBOARD
A tux is not appropriate Olive Garden attire. And ladies, step away from the six-inch stilettos.
DO BE A GOOD LISTENER
#MYDATESUCKED
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JUNE LINE-UP
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GUNS N ROSES @ THE PAVILLION AT LONESTAR AMPHITHEATER Not everyone can say theyve been to a Guns N Roses show, but this month in the LBK, youll have your chance to see em live! The epic band will be in town to kick off the month with some awesome music, so we suggest you start practicing your rendition of Sweet Child O Mine now, and get ready to rock!
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6/3 No Dry County @ The Range 6/6 DJ Sancho @ Klusoz 6/9 KING GEORGE @ South Plains Fairgrounds 6/14 Allan Goodman, Adam Hood @ The
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6/14 Cody Riley Band @ Wild West 6/19 Merle Haggard @ Lubbock Memorial Civic Center 6/21 Wendy Colonna @ Buddy Holly Summer Showcase 6/22 SHURMAN @ The Blue Light 6/25 Emmure @ Jakes Sports Caf 6/28 Mark Chesnutt @ Whiskey Dix 6/29 Hogg Maulies with Turnpike
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From left to right: Joaquin (Keesh) McHale, Wayne Dalchau, Maggie Leyenberger, Kent Arnold, Travis Tehas
12. Kent and Keeshs great great-great-grandfathers fought and died beside each other in the Battle of the Alamo 1836. 13. Kent eats more oatmeal than anyone Maggie has ever known. 14. Maggie has no B.O. and does not produce earwax, much to their dismay. 15. Kent is allergic to nickel. He had to wear elastic jeans all the way until middle school. Now he just deals with his rashes and buckles his belt in the back. 16. Keesh is baffled by the concept of quiche.
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7. Bassist Wayne is currently producing a feature script for Township Productions and Associates. 8. Traviss father is a legitimate cowboy and his last name is Tehas. 9. Travis has three nipples. 10. Wayne masterminded the music video for We Dont Sleep. 11. Kent had four pet dolphins growing up.
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Sarah Romine
Age: 19 Height: 58 School: Baylor Major: Elementary Special Education Relationship Status: Single One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date? I appreciate him opening the door, keeping a conversation, and paying for the meal. Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on you? When a guy walked up to me at a bar and just petted my hair. What are your plans after Graduation? To teach special education in a private school. I want every child to know their worth. All-time favorite TFM or TSM? Red, White, and Blonde. TSM.
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Dont forget your sunglasses. There is no better time than bikini season for studying the female body, and being able to do so in comfort with total protection from judgment thanks to mirrored lenses is what the American dream is all about. Dont stare too long. Her bathing suit isnt leaving much to the imagination, and neither will yours if you stare too long. Nobody wants to be the guy awkwardly walking around the pool with a chubby. The beauty of boozing in the pool is that beer can simultaneously flow in and out of you as you hit the beer bong and pee your pants. Apartment complex pools might as well be public. Anybody can piss in those things. Dont drink the water. Youre in college, and its summertime. If your swim trunks arent the American flag, and youre not rocking a tank top that lets everyone know how much you like to party, youre doing it wrong. A little bit of horseplay is fine. Pushing chicks into the pool is dangerous, flirtatious and fun. On the other hand, underwater wrestling with your bros is questionable behavior. Most pools dont allow glass, so make sure you buy plastic handles of liquor. Leaving your shirt on in the pool is unAmerican. I dont care how out of shape you are. Stay on the sidelines if youre too scared to get in the game. Alcohol is liquid. Liquid can be used to fill water guns. Dont forget to put on sunscreen, you pasty fuck.
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Using the phrase Those were the days to refer to last weekend. TFM. Lowering your house flag to half mast during times of social probation. TFM.
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