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101 Useless or Trivial Super/Mutant Powers

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In a world where mutant powers are real, not everyone can be a Storm, Cyclops or Wolverine. Here's a list of super powers for those who were a little less lucky. They probably won't want to be sharing them anytime soon. By:
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As a superhero or mutant, you have gained the power to: 1. Run twice as fast when naked 2. Make any candle burn with the power of two lumens 3. Know the full ancestry and family history of a person you don't know 4. Know whether a plane will crash after it has taken off 5. Change your ears to any shape imaginable 6. Teleport but only to work 7. Time travel but only to next Monday. 8. Accurately predict the score of any amateur mini-golf match 9. Predict the last three nishers of any horse race 10. Make anything taste like garlic 11. Gain control over one atom at a time 12. Change the message in anyone's fortune cookie 13. Change wine to water 14. Change silver to lead and gold to tungsten 15. Become completely nonbouyant 16. Increase or decrease the temperature of a room by 5 degrees 17. Make one other person believe that they have super powers 18. Instantly identify the source of any smell 19. Sweat Gatorade 20. Instantly gain as much weight as you like (you still have to work it off) 21. Make yourself invisible to one person at a time 22. Talk to pigeons 23. Hear what dogs are saying, but be unable to speak back 24. Turn any carpet to shag 25. Grow a tail (it has to be cut off) 26. Get a song stuck in someone else's head 27. Make anyone say an inappropriate word by pointing at
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them 28. Locking eyes with someone for a few seconds will cause them to urinate uncontrollably 29. Change anyone's keyboard layout to DVORAK READ NOW 30. Make anyone .5 inches taller or shorter, but only when READ LATER concentrating on that person 31. Give anyone an ice-cream headache PRINT 32. Excrete a pheromone that makes you utterly repulsive to EMAIL members of the opposite gender SEND to KINDLE 33. Speak puns in any language 34. Always know the location of the nearest public restroom 35. Emit a weak radioactive eld 36. Bend all your joints backwards 37. Observe someone else's dreams (http://www.printfriendly.com) 38. Use your saliva as a weak glue 39. Rearrange your facial features 40. Re-size any clothing to t you perfectly 41. Make anything smell like wet dog 42. Slightly increase the effect of gravity around you 43. Make yourself test positive for any drug 44. Perfectly imitate the sounds from a modem, car alarm and microwave 45. Know your enemy's biggest personality aw 46. Make any stain permanent 47. Infuse water with the scent of pineapple 48. The ability to predict the results of any game played on a Tuesday 49. Attract lighting strikes 50. Increase someone's blood alcohol content through kissing 51. Forget the past hour of your life at will 52. Always land on your feet 53. Instantly turn milk to yogurt 54. Make your own hands super slippery 55. Know the middle name of anyone you encounter 56. Decrease the denomination of any bill by touching it 57. Run as quickly backwards as you can forwards 58. Make any liquid instantly become room temperature 59. Make a sound that will attract every cat within a half mile radius 60. Force all your body hair including that on your head to fall off at once 61. Drink salt water safely 62. Always remember if you're forgetting something 63. Always know where true North is 64. Predict to the minute the next rainfall 65. Always look like the wind is blowing through your hair, even indoors 66. Change the color of your urine 67. Transform into a minnow 68. Know if someone is watching you 69. Remember anything you read, but only for a day 70. Sprout daisies under your feet as you walk 71. Piss weak beer 72. Teleport one inch in any direction 73. Flap your arms so fast you can hover for up to ve seconds 74. Set your own hair on re 75. Shed your skin like a snake 76. Slow time down, but only for yourself 77. Jump twice as high as a normal person 78. Grow feathers in place of hair 79. Predict any coin ip, as long as you've touched the coin
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rst Create a two square foot spot of shade Glow in the dark like a glowstick Fill a room with confetti Un-salt food. Make any pillow explode in a burst of stufng Fart rainbows Make others taste a nasty aftertaste Make soda go at with a touch Puff muscles up with air/water to make them look bigger Know what color underwear any person was wearing yesterday Redirect the glare of the sun with your hand like a mirror Make a clock run backwards (not time, just the clock) Create a Marilyn Monroe upskirt wind at will (with effort can cause cape apping breeze for effect) Extend belly to beyond largest pregnant size Hear radio frequencies in your head Pour a cup of water from nger daily Make someone feel pins and needles in their limbs while concentrating on them hard enough Know what someone wants the instant before they do (only trivial things, though) Use your dandruff as a mild sedative Control one frog at a time Make plants grow slightly faster by singing lullabyes to them Cry Tobasco sauce
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102: Can conjure a single thumbtack per day 103: Make perfect paper airplanes, every time. 104: Change Raisin cookies to chocolate chip cookies 105: Can tell the BPM of any song playing. 106: Your saliva acts as saline solution 107: The roof of your mouth is bulletproof
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108: Actually know the song someone is thinking of when they say "You know, it's that one song .. that goes ... " 109: Cure headaches by slapping people's foreheads. 110: Know the combination to anyone's high school locker once they are no long in high school. 111: Bleed Ketchup (He's faking! It's just ketchup! Shoot him again!) 112: Correct eyeglass prescriptions with your bare hands. (still need to know what prescription they need...) 113: Sing with your mouth closed/full 114: Always nd exact change for the bus one minute before it arrives at the bus stop. 115: Inate anything to the correct pressure by blowing on it one time. Balloons, footballs, bike tires, weather balloons, Big Rig Tires, bounce houses, etc ...
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Thanks to Strolen, Ted and Chaosmark for their input in Dossta the forums. (http://strolen.com /author /Dossta)
September 28, 2012, 14:32
A wand of wonder for the Superheroes set. I do love these Murometz 0xp (http://strolen.comtype of lists! Some weirdly useful (21, 75, 83, 31, lol, 44, etc...), some excruciatingly trivial and ridiculously annoying! (101). /author /Murometz) (and for all its lovely silliness, its a perfect print-out page for the September 28, notebook of any Supes/Mutants GM). 2012, 14:52 This is fun, and endowing characters with these would be axlerowes (http://strolen.coma fun way to test their creativity.
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September 28, 2012, 15:09
Instant random ring/side effect list for non-supers! valadaar (http://strolen.com /author /valadaar)
September 28, 2012, 15:51
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Some of those would be quite useful. Cheka Man (http://strolen.com /author /Cheka%20Man)
September 28, 2012, 18:13
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"Worst. Superpower. Ever." Chaosmark 0xp (http://strolen.com Coming up with these are always fun. Then trying to gure out /author how the heck to use them is even more so. /Chaosmark)
September 29, 2012, 22:24
Silly, of which I am a fan, my only gripe is that I actually Agar 0xp (http://strolen.comcreated a Mutants and Masterminds character whose power was #76. Spun controlling time for himself into eidetic /author/Agar) memory, improved awareness and reactions, and planning things September 30, out. He was always the calm good guy. Good sub none the less, 2012, 0:39 and I added a few. Fun list. Strolen (http://strolen.com Many could be used as cantrips as well. /author /Strolen)
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