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Angela Mack
and the Art of the
Gibbes Museum
By Bill Farley career,” she said, “is that starting from
Night Writer Services the ground up there isn’t anything any-
one can tell me about the Gibbes that
If you’ve ever felt that the world I haven’t already heard.” At the same
of art is just a bit intimidating to the time, she admitted with a smile, “I’ve
uninitiated, or that people who choose always been doing basically the same
to forge a career in somewhat arcane job. Only the titles have changed.”
fields such as curating might be, well, Appropriately for a museum that
just a bit stuffy and stiff – sipping has been a South Carolina institution
Chardonnay, nibbling pate and maybe since 1858 and open to the public since
looking down their noses just a bit 1905, Angela Mack is a true native
at the common folk – if you’ve ever daughter. She was born Angela De-
felt this way, take a few moments to mopolous and reared in Spartanburg,
sit down with Angela Mack, who this which she recalled as being “typically
month celebrates her first anniversary small town.” Her father ran a success-
as Executive Director and Chief Cura- ful vending machine business serving
tor for Charleston’s esteemed Gibbes many of the state’s major textile man-
Museum of Art. ufacturers and her mother was a stay at
Far from a dusty aesthete, the home Mom.
sophisticated and well turned-out Ms. As a child, Angela was not at all
Mack is a three-dimensional human a sheltered houseplant girl who pored
being with a love of life, a passion for over books of art. In fact, she was what Julia Lynn Photography
art and a hearty laugh, even when the was then called a “tomboy,” climbing Angela finds time to ride and instruct whenever she has the time.
joke might be at her own expense. trees, riding horses and playing sports. her siblings matriculated at Harvard, could attend a co-educational college,
Associated with the Gibbes since Of course, this was before the federal Wellesley and Randolph-Macon. but only if it were in the South. She
1981, Angela Mack has climbed the Title IX, so organized sports were rare As for herself, she bucked her chose Vanderbilt and was accepted.
institution’s ladder step by step, from for girls. But she owned her own horse Greek father’s belief that women In her sophomore year, she took
assistant curator to associate curator, and received what she believes was “a should attend only all-female colleges. an upper level course in the art of In-
to chief curator, to deputy director to great education” in the Spartanburg “I didn’t like that idea one bit!” They dia, even though she had not taken
her current post. school system. As witness to the qual- compromised. He agreed that she any of the basic survey courses in art
“One of the nice things about my ity of that education, she noted that
See Angela page 5
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Are You Predisposed To Cancer? May is
“Older American’s
Many Americans are make sure your doctor is send- Month”
turning to new technologies ing your tests to labs with both A time to celebrate the
to learn if they are at risk for accurate and fast turnarounds. past and the future.
cancer, as medical researchers With this in mind, NeoGe-
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Politically Incorrect Movie Reviews
Monsters voted for the Stimu-pork
package. Monsters vs. Aliens
physically stronger and made
to survive the day. Women
oddball alien leader looks a lot
like Barack Obama. No kid-
vs. Aliens
attempts to entertain the kid- are biologically stronger and ding. That’s not an insult; it’s
dies through pratfalls, sight made to survive the species. just a coincidence – I think.
gags and butt jokes, while at Then again there is that whole
Cast of voices: the same time trying to re- Rocky D’s Rating System missing birth certificate issue
Reese Witherspoon (Susan) – tain the adult’s attention with Basically, I don’t think any movie … hmm.
taking “bimbo” to a new height. dozens of quick-witted refer- is worth more than 5 bucks, so Another thing to consider
I’ll rate them that way:
Seth Rogan (B.O.B) – brainless, ences to well-known space is why the President is a white
clueless, gelatinous; your typical movies. The Real 3D doesn’t $$$$$ = Great! You gotta take guy. The current President
Obama voter. hurt either, but about halfway Radio Free your friends! Bring is black. Imagine the cater-
Rocky D Momma next time!
Hugh Laurie (Dr. Cockroach) – through MvA it seems like the $$$$ = Good. Worth the trip, if
wauling from the left if the
and you thought palmetto bugs writers ran out of ideas. Hey Evil Bush-Monster has been the trip is not too far. President was portrayed by a
were annoying. wait a minute … maybe these ousted and their Messiah has $$$ = Okay. Eh … I can live bumbling, incompetent black
Will Arnet (Missing Link) – he’s are the same writers who with it. character. Say … a skinny
been installed in the Oval Of-
missing a few links all right. cooked up Pelosi’s Stimu- $$ = Not good. I want my black guy with big floppy ears,
Stephen Colbert (The President)
fice. Up until recently there money back.
pork package. Monsters vs. were lots of liberal messages who cannot speak without
– yeah, like a guy that inept $ = What the #*#@ were
Aliens could easily be re- inserted into Hollyweird kid- they thinking? I want my a teleprompter. The liberals
could ever get elected President
titled “Attack of the 50-Foot flicks. money back AND I want would have a snit-fit and howl
–oh yeah … hmm.
Woman meets Mars Attacks There is one bit of notice- revenge. for the film to be yanked off
Not since the Land Of The meets Toy Story.” able PC’ness. That would be Rocky D can be heard every day on the shelves. After all, despite
Misfit Toys, has a collection There’s not a lot of politi- the whole skinny girls kick The Big Talker, 1250-AM, WTMA, all their marches and protests,
from noon to 3 p.m. Contact Rocky
of cartoon losers united to- cal correctness in Monsters butt genre; somewhat like from his web site, www.rockyd.com.
liberals do not believe in the
gether on such a disastrous vs. Aliens, but as I’ve men- Lara Croft, Silk Spectre (see First Amendment.
mission – that is unless you tioned before, Hollyweird is last month’s review) or Buffy Remember, this is a kid-
count the Congressmen who a lot happier these days. The The Vampire Slayer. Then Women are more human, flick, so the PC references
again Susan gets radiated after if you will. Men are talking take a back seat to some good
getting clonked with a meteor apes. Heck, I even eat a ba- ol’ fashioned product market-
and does grow to be about 50 nana every morning and then ing (typical hypocrisy of the
feet tall, so one would expect go chase red meat. Hollyweird left), so look for
An 80-year-old man went for his annual checkup her to increase her strength. I The other PC pap is Monsters vs. Aliens charac-
and the doctor said, “Friend, for your age, you’re in the wonder if we could pair her the whole idea of seeecret ters at Toys R Us sometime
best shape I’ve ever seen.” The old fella replied, “Yep. It up with the Big Nekkid Blue guv’mint operations with soon. Not that any kid would
comes from clean living. Why, I know I live a good, clean, Guy from The Watchmen. seeecret military hi-tech ware- actually want any of these
spiritual life.” Now there’s a video that might houses full of seeecret gadgets characters, but tossing B.O.B
The doctor asked, “What makes you say that?” eclipse even Susan Boyle. and seeecret creepy beings. against the wall to see if he
The old man replied, “If I didn’t live a good, clean life, the Nevertheless, Monsters vs. Kind of like a boy-toy party sticks might be kind of fun.
Lord wouldn’t turn the bathroom lights on for me every
Aliens’ Susan only discovers at Bawney Fwank’s house. The Bachelor B’s – Blood
time I get up in the middle of the night.” The Doc was When Susan begins to grow Breasts, Beasts, Bashes and
concerned, “You mean, when you get up in the night to go
her purpose in life after she
rids herself of her selfish man. tall, Alice in Wonderland Bombs – don’t even apply
to the bathroom, the Lord, himself, turns the light on for style, in fly the Feds with their here. Let’s face it, if you’re
you?” Women are just as strong
“Yep.” the old man said. “Whenever I get up to as men. There is no strength black suits, sunglasses and a bachelor sitting in a theatre
go to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me.” difference between the sexes. briefcases with a “?” insignia watching Monsters vs. Aliens,
Well, the doctor didn’t say anything else, but when the old There is no difference be- on them. They whisk Susan you really are a lonely guy.
man’s wife came in for her checkup, he felt he had to let tween the sexes. I know this, away and toss her in a bland Sneak in with a family. It’ll be
her know what her husband said. “Your husband is in fine because Hollyweird tells me cell, surrounded by other mu- less embarrassing.
physical shape, but I’m worried about his mental condi- so. tants. Naturally, the black-ops I give Monsters vs. Aliens
tion. He told me that every night when he gets up to go to Listen Hollyweird, I’ll troops are all evil whiteys. three Capitalist Dollar Signs
the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him.” lay it out for you: men and Bad spooky military white (out of 5)
guys! Bad bad bad!
$$$
“AHA!” She exclaimed. “So he’s the one who’s
women are different. Men are
been peeing in the fridge!” One interesting thing is the
to Housekeep Book. Heloise “My pants don’t need help have no frayed edges,” she peach pits are not hurtling Something.
Cappy has won numerous short
wrote about Bake Day Bliss; getting creased,” I retorted as bragged, then tossed her down the squirrelly highway story awards, many of which can be
Peg’s chapters included: she reached across the kitch- Chicklet smile at me. I peered headed for the Cracker Fac- found in anthologies throughout Cali-
“Dinner Will Be Ready As en table to brush S’mores in closets and under the bed tory.” fornia, Pennsylvania, South Carolina,
Florida and Georgia. In 2003, she was
Soon As I Figure Out What to crumbs from my coffee- for Alan Funt and his Candid “Silly. They’ll freshen your nominated for prestigious Georgia
Cook.” My kind of gal. stained t-shirt. Camera. pillows. Isn’t that enough?” Author of the Year Award.
Sally often quoted Heloise. She sighed. “Well, you “I use a number two and “Uh, Sally? You don’t A member and former president of
No matter how stupid the hint ought to. Be sure to put the a half can to pull my burgers have a hundred pil- the Southeastern Writers Association,
Cappy also holds membership in the
might be, she immediately pants in your dryer for ten into the proper shape.” lows in your house.” National Society of Newspaper Col-
morphed into a human Secre- minutes before putting them Eventually, her attachment She leaned toward me umnists, South Carolina Writers and
tariat, snorting and stomping on the creasers.” to Heloise’s Hints took on a with eyes dancing like Peter Georgia Writers Association.
Southern Belle Cappy and her
at the kitchen door with foam “Why would I do that, Sal- devotion normally associated Pan on crack. As if she were Yankee husband “Babe” live on St.
gathering around the spoon ly?” with Trappist Monks. Mon- about to impart the meaning Simons Island with their two cats, So-
tivani elevator music played of life, she said, “I like to be phie Sorrowful and Igor the Terrible.
She has two sons and six grandchil-
Crossword Puzzle Answes from Page 15 softly while she read her prepared.” dren in Charleston and Walterboro.
housekeeping Bible. Opening Before long, Sally was Cappy’s four published books,
her Heloise book at random, onto another household hint Simply Southern, Simply Southern
Ease, Simply Christmas and the re-
the first hint to jump out at and those peach pits lay aban-
cently published Return to Rocky
her became the message of doned under her guest room Bottom are available at: Amazon.
the day. pillows. She forgot all about com, and at Cappy’s website: www.
“Save those peach pits,” the them until Daniel’s boss, the simplysoutherncappy.com. Her hu-
morous essays may also be enjoyed
Foodie Fountain proclaimed hoo-ha of honchos, visited. in Barbara Jean’s Cookbook.
one morning. “If placed un- Sally and Dan royally
der pillows, your guests will wined and dined the man. She escape, crashed into a table
thank you for sweet smelling pulled out all her recipe stops, holding an heirloom lamp.
dreams.” even pressured him into eat- When the light shattered, it
Sally thought she had hit ing a celery root hors’doerve further terrified him, so by the
the jackpot, the loving cup, claiming it to be an oyster. time Dan and Sally got there,
the mother lode. She dashed When the boss said good- the hoo-ha was huddled in a
down to the Pig and bought night and went upstairs to corner sucking his thumb and
four bushel baskets of peach- turn down his covers, a nest mumbling the ABC’s.
es, and for the next few days of forgotten peach pits stared Sally fired off a nasty letter
was peach nuts. What her back at him. The hoo-ha, a to Heloise claiming her peach
family didn’t eat, she froze. Yankee who despised our pit idea caused it all, includ-
Even ten years later, we were Southern bugs, thought the ing Dan’s unemployment and
drinking spiked punch at peach pits were a cockroach need for therapy.
her daughter’s wedding, fer- family. Heloise replied, “Life is
mented from those very same He screamed, and trying to the pits, Toots. Get over it.”
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