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Mad Men 2x1
<i>For Those Who Think Young.</i>
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<i>Come on, everybody! Clap your hands!
Ah, you're lookin'good!</i>
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<i>I'm gonna sing my song.
It won't take long.</i>
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<i>We're gonna do the twist,
and it goes like this.</i>
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<i>Come on, let's twist again</i>
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<i>Like we did last summer.</i>
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<i>Yeah, let's twist again.</i>
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<i>Like we did last year.</i>
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<i>Do you remember when</i>
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<i>things were really hummin'?</i>
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<i>Yeah, let's twist again.</i>
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<i>Twistin' time is here Hee,</i>
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<i>around and around. And up
and down we go again</i>
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<i>Oh, baby, make me know you love me so</i>

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<i>again and then twist again...</i>
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Sit up straight.
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Heels down. Lock your hands.
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Good girl.
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There we go.
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Now, if you can step over here.
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- You're a big one.
- Thank you, Lilly.
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Have a seat.
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So, Mr. Draper, you haven't had
a physical in quite some time.
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I eat a lot of apples.
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What is it with you boys?
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Why does it take an insurance physical
to get you in here?
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What's the number?
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Because that will mean
something to you?

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It's 160 over 100,
which is high for boys our age.
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Tell me about your parents.
Living or deceased?
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- Dead. Both.
- Ages?
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My dad was 41, 42.
He died in an accident,
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and my mother died in childbirth.
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She was 22, I think.
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How many drinks do you have a day?
Wine, cocktails, beer.
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Everything depends on the day.
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Days of plenty being...
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Three.
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You're a high-powered businessman
with a high-tension job.
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I'm trying to help you here.
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Five.
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And two packs a day,
but you're cutting down.
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Yes.
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All right.
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Any changes in the last year?
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- What do you mean?
- In your health.
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How do you feel when you
wake up in the morning?
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How do you feel?
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You live too hard,
and not just at the office.
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It'll hit you all at once.
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Nope. No, I've been
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I've been good.
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All right, I'm gonna write you
some resurpine to bring that down
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and some Phenobarbital
to help you relax.
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You're 36 years old.

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Buy a boat.
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Breathe in.
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So I wait for Becky to go play,
and I look in her pencil case,
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and there's almost 20 dimes.
She stopped eating lunch.
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I hate the dishonesty.
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You should be glad
she watches what she eats.
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That's the truth.
She is slimming down.
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Good morning, ladies.
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You want to get off right here?
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- You can go right to your car.
- Non.
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He's a prisoner of war.
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Because he can't ride.
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A man that age doesn't
suddenly take this up.

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He's 25.
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Did he tell you that?
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I think so.
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He talks to me.
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He's engaged.
There's no point in being aloof.
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I wouldn't know what to talk about.
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Aren't you funny?
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Are you scandalized?
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No.
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If you must know,
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we talk about you
and how Gertie has a crush on you.
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She's a sadist.
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I'll see you Saturday.
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Don't you hate getting
manurenure in that?
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Little children.
What's the difference?
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Look, Miss,
just tell me where you want it.
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Okay, take out
the lockers and use that wall.
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The break room?
Don't take away the break room.
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I'm not taking away anything. Believe
me, this machine is a gift to you girls.
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Happy Valentine's, girls.
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How are you gonna wear
that around your neck?
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It's much bigger than they said it was.
I think it needs an office.
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Aw, come on.
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We're already doubling up.
Don't do that.
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My roommate works at Ernst & Ernst.
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She did her
birthday party invitations on this.
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- On colored paper.
- I told you, Miss,

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I'll try as many places as you want.
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Maybe we should leave it here
for the time being.
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I don't care. I'm doing this.
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If you think that if you start eating,
we're all gonna join you,
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you're wrong.
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Look, Don's not one
to stand on ceremony.
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He's not gonna care.
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I made it.
I knew Draper would be late.
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I have some crackers in my desk.
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So, burning the midnight oil.
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S'all right.
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Hope the words are
good 'cause he ain't got any artwork.
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You didn't have time to give it to art?
You want to start living here?
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I'm supposed to be at The Pen and Pencil
by 12:30 every day. I was promised.
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Look, Freddie, the eating is the thing.
I'm sure you can have a drink.
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It's an unspoken agreement.
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I got you, Freddie.
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Are these all the glasses, Peggy?
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I don't know. We have artwork.
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Peggy, go see if we
can expect Don today.
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That's a good idea.
Draper's not going to yell at her.
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You want to be alone with that?
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I'm telling you, Draper knocked her up.
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She goes away for a couple of months,
drops about 9 pounds, 8 ounces,
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comes back with a job.
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Don's been screwing me
for the last three years.
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I've got nothing.

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What's everybody laughing at?
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Oh, the great debate wages on about
Peggy Olsen's charmed career.
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Fat farm.
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I thought we had verification.
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Do you have any idea when
you'll be expecting Mr. Draper?
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Um, I was expecting him
at the beginning of work today,
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but then he called
and said he'd be late.
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He said he was going to the movies.
Pinocchio.
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Thank you.
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Are you insinuating something?
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I wasn't doing anything, I don't think.
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Well, I believe that.
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I want you to imagine,
when you talk about Mr. Draper,
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that he's standing right behind you,
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and think about that
whenever you speak of him.
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- Are you going to tell on me?
- I didn't know. What did I do?
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- Do you know where Mr. Draper is?
- No, I don't. I think he was joking.
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Lois,
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do you know where Mr. Draper is?
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He's out.
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Thank you, Lois.
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How is it?
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He wrote some of it here.
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Some of it on 23rd Street,
some place they tore down.
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Makes you feel better
about sitting in a bar at lunch.
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Makes you feel like
you're getting something done.
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It's all about getting things done.

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Is it good?
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I don't think you'd like it.
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You wanted to see me?
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I wanted to see that Valentine heart.
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On my way out. Anything else?
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I'm taking Mona to Lutce.
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- Let me hear what the living are up to.
- You love her.
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- What happened to the Jewish doctor?
- He's not Jewish.
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Not anymore, but he was. Trust me.
Is he still a doctor?
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You sound like a little girl.
What do you care?
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I wish you every happiness.
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I'm well aware this is vicarious.
I already said that.
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I already know
what day he's going to ask me.
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Huh. Does he know that?
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Because I have a feeling
there's a penalty for passing that date.
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He knows.
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Mr. Phillips here to see you.
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Send him in.
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Joan.
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- Did you girls get my candy?
- yes. It was appreciated
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and yet unappreciated.
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Anything else?
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No, thank you, that'll be all.
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Got a second?
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Nothing good ever started
with that sentence.
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It's not that.
It's Martinson's Coffee.
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I'm excited about
the possibility of that happening,

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and, as you recall, Martinson's Coffee
has a unique problem.
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Good. We like that.
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Well, that's just it.
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No one under
25 drinks coffee anymore. Just Pepsi.
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- They pour it on their Frosted Flakes.
- For those who think young.
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Which is why I was disappointed
to see Don put Fred Rumsen on this.
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So Freddie doesn't drink coffee.
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He doesn't wear a bra, either.
He managed to do a good job on Playtex.
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It's frustrating not to have
young people around here.
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We're a young country.
The President has a baby.
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Have you been out there?
It's rotten with kids.
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And the cologne they wear.
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Real kids. 25. Even less.

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Maybe one of those teams.
The writer and the artist together.
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Clients keep bringing it up.
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Talk to Don about it.
Just for Martinson's Coffee alone.
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Can't you talk to Don about it?
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I thought this was
the way things were done here.
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Didn't you tell me you were
a bridge between accounts and Don?
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Doesn't sound like me.
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Look, Don has talent.
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You know how to deal
with that, don't you?
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Just assume that he knows
as much about business as you do,
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but inside there's a child
who likes getting his way.
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He's not my first creative director.
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This is about a sales reality
and not personal territory.

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It's what the clients are asking for,
and we need to have it.
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What's the best way to make it happen?
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- Mr. Draper.
- Any calls?
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Yes, and there was your 12:00
in the conference room.
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Of course.
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Well, girls can say whatever they want.
They want the chocolates.
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Right, Peggy?
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- Of course they do.
- I don't do anything.
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- Keeps 'em off balance.
- Hey, chief.
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Sorry we're late.
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I think the little ones need to eat.
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What do we have? Dale, wake up.
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I could just go.
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Or Kinsey.
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You want to go first?
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Peggy.
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I just wrote copy for Dale.
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Well, this is kind of the gist,
because I was...
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Well, we were...
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It just kept changing course.
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"Mohawk Airlines.
There's a new chief in the sky."
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And I thought, following that,
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"Most routes to Boston. Circle
the wagons, we've got it surrounded."
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And there'd be wagons
around a dot that says "Boston."
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I can almost picture it. Sal.
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It's the first time I'm hearing it, too.
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So it's about an airline
that's flown by Indians?
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Maybe a plane with some arrows
stuck in the cargo door. That's funny.
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That's what gets
people's attention now, right?
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There has to be advertising for people
who don't have a sense of humor.
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- I understand.
- What else you got?
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Several more Indian puns.
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Stop writing for other writers.
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Luxury, service.
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A lot of people are
afraid of turbulence,
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- so it's dead calm.
- Look how level those drinks are.
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"Wherever Mohawk takes us."
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- Or, "You'll love getting there."
- What's outside that window?
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- Fluffy clouds.
- Research.
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I get on a plane,
I don't care where I'm going.

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I just want to see the city
disappearing behind me.
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So we could take the clouds
out of there and put in a city.
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The Chrysler Building.
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That Indian...
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It's not about the majestic beauty
of the Mohawk Nation.
249
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It's about adventure.
250
00:14:25,321 --> 00:14:27,473
Could be a... pirate.
251
00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:30,929
Could be a knight in shining armor.
It could be...
252
00:14:31,049 --> 00:14:33,695
a conquistador getting off of a boat.
253
00:14:35,658 --> 00:14:38,090
It's about a fantastical people who
254
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are taking you someplace
where you've never been.
255
00:14:41,678 --> 00:14:43,426
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
256
00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:52,848
We could dress the stew as Pocahontas.
257
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With the cheekbones.

258
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,336
How's his wife going to feel about that?
259
00:14:56,456 --> 00:14:59,406
Air travel's too expensive
to waste on your wife.
260
00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:02,650
You want to get on a plane to feel
alive. You want to get on a plane...
261
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:06,240
to see just the hint of a
woman's thigh because her skirt is just
262
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,210
is just this much too short.
263
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:10,105
Friday?
264
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,460
Tomorrow.
265
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:16,372
What does that mean?
266
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,588
It means you want to go
somewhere, go up her skirt.
267
00:15:20,023 --> 00:15:22,119
That's the impression I got.
268
00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:27,539
Karla, Bobby's turning blue out there.
269
00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:31,549
Did somebody get a lot of valentines?
270
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,589
They made everybody
give one to everybody else.
271
00:15:34,824 --> 00:15:36,423

That defeats the purpose.

272
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:37,873
They had a party.
273
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,059
I see. Fruit punch?
274
00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:43,320
- I'm making this for Daddy.
- That's beautiful.
275
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:45,490
I'll see that he gets it.
276
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,062
- Mommy, can I do it?
- Okay.
277
00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:54,876
I want to go riding with you.
278
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,933
- You can't.
- Well, why?
279
00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:59,070
Well, for one thing, it's too dangerous.
280
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:00,671
No, it's not.
281
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:05,378
Do you rember what happened to
the little girl in Gone With the Wind?
282
00:16:06,063 --> 00:16:08,037
You are taking a bath tonight.
283
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:20,403
They say once you start drinking
alone, you're an alcoholic.
284
00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:22,482
I'm really trying to avoid that.
285

00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:25,000

So I guess I'm helping both of us.
286
00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:27,155
Cooper wants younger people.
287
00:16:27,316 --> 00:16:29,741
- For what purpose?
- Martinson's Coffee.
288
00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:32,725
Last time Freddie Rumsen
had a cup of coffee,
289
00:16:32,845 --> 00:16:36,195
it was one of five being
poured down his throat by a cop.
290
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:41,052
Well, young campaigns don't necessarily
come from young people.
291
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,292
The clients like it.
292
00:16:42,412 --> 00:16:45,162
The clients like
the thrill of young talent.
293
00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:47,791
So what am I supposed to do?
294
00:16:47,911 --> 00:16:51,561
Dangle a Pepsi out the window
and see if I can hook a stroller?
295
00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:53,460
I have some candidates.
296
00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:57,811
- This smells like accounts to me.
- I had Paul Kinsey make up a list.
297
00:16:57,971 --> 00:17:01,051
He had no idea he was signing
his own death warrant.
298

00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:05,021

- You want younger people than that?
- What do you want me to say?
299
00:17:05,889 --> 00:17:06,987
Tell Duck...
300
00:17:08,129 --> 00:17:09,730
clients don't understand.
301
00:17:10,026 --> 00:17:13,714
Their success is related
to standing out, not fitting in.
302
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,126
It's a fad.
303
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,237
Paint him a picture.
Uh, something like
304
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,399
one wants to be
the needle in the haystack,
305
00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:25,451
- not a haystack.
- Donald,
306
00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:30,346
isn't it possible that the recently
weaned have some unique perspective?
307
00:17:30,948 --> 00:17:32,930
Joy, enthusiasm.
308
00:17:33,169 --> 00:17:37,019
You're talking as if they're
some fresh version of us. They're not.
309
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:39,890
Young people don't know anything,
310
00:17:40,238 --> 00:17:42,188
especially that they're young.
311
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:43,511

Huh.
312
00:17:44,157 --> 00:17:47,607
Well, let me set this in a more
appealing context for you.
313
00:17:48,451 --> 00:17:50,133
Prove him wrong.
314
00:19:07,032 --> 00:19:08,582
Happy Valentine's Day.
315
00:19:16,002 --> 00:19:18,186
- I love this place.
- I know.
316
00:19:18,306 --> 00:19:20,513
- So what are we doing?
- Don't worry.
317
00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:23,483
We will be out of here
before the singer starts.
318
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:25,678
Juanita?
319
00:19:27,074 --> 00:19:28,680
Betsy Hofstadt.
320
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:30,734
Look at you.
321
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,643
This is so nice. Don, believe it
or not, you two have met.
322
00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:37,679
I don't think we have, Bets. Don Draper.
323
00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:39,583
- A pleasure to meet you.
- A pleasure.
324
00:19:39,703 --> 00:19:42,267
Juanita was one of my roommates
when I lived on the West Side.

325
00:19:42,427 --> 00:19:45,071
- We were models together.
- In that horrible apartment.
326
00:19:45,191 --> 00:19:49,483
- Do you live in the city?
- Well, I do. Curtis is from Detroit.
327
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:50,813
Automobiles.
328
00:19:51,544 --> 00:19:52,674
How are you?
329
00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:55,440
Um, I work as a decorator.
330
00:19:55,906 --> 00:19:56,907
How exciting.
331
00:19:57,169 --> 00:19:59,144
I have a little girl and boy.
332
00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:00,866
Of course you do.
333
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,914
It looks like everything's going well.
334
00:20:04,034 --> 00:20:05,754
My God, that stone.
335
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:07,664
Oh, that was a gift.
336
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:12,216
Well, give me your phone number.
Tell me how I can reach you.
337
00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:14,691
Does anyone have a business card?
338
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:19,655
I do.

339
00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:26,895
I would love a nice long lunch.
340
00:20:28,874 --> 00:20:30,252
So nice to see you.
341
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,290
That is not who I thought
she would end up with.
342
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:43,916
I don't think it's permanent.
343
00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:47,363
Can you imagine
still dating at our age?
344
00:20:48,865 --> 00:20:50,822
She's a party girl, Bets.
345
00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:54,299
Really?
346
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:55,703
Really.
347
00:20:56,615 --> 00:20:58,365
And how do you know that?
348
00:21:01,381 --> 00:21:02,315
Well?
349
00:21:03,051 --> 00:21:05,001
How stupid do you think I am?
350
00:21:08,606 --> 00:21:10,022
Juanita Carson.
351
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,660
Should I get another one here?
What are we doing?
352
00:21:21,771 --> 00:21:23,621
How does room service sound?
353

00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,251

Oh, Don.
354
00:22:01,831 --> 00:22:03,206
I came prepared.
355
00:22:10,717 --> 00:22:12,567
I suppose people get lonely.
356
00:22:13,271 --> 00:22:15,021
And it's Valentine's Day.
357
00:22:15,722 --> 00:22:17,504
Be mine for $100.
358
00:22:18,483 --> 00:22:20,620
How much is it, do you think?
359
00:22:23,126 --> 00:22:26,237
I told her I wanted to have
hundreds of babies with you.
360
00:22:52,717 --> 00:22:53,957
Hello, lovely.
361
00:23:01,512 --> 00:23:02,876
Happy Valentine's.
362
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:07,149
- That's so sweet.
- I got your little note.
363
00:23:07,269 --> 00:23:08,800
Well, Hildy did.
364
00:23:10,820 --> 00:23:13,565
Be careful about
just putting things in my bag.
365
00:23:15,104 --> 00:23:17,246
Come on, open them. I want one.
366
00:23:27,332 --> 00:23:29,807
The round ones are conut.
367
00:23:29,927 --> 00:23:32,791

Should've got the kind

where they put that chart in the box.
368
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:34,921
I spoke with Jennifer Crane.
369
00:23:35,364 --> 00:23:36,603
She's expecting.
370
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,600
That's impossible.
Carey didn't tell me anything.
371
00:23:40,723 --> 00:23:44,673
That's because he doesn't know.
She's going to surprise him tonight.
372
00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:49,768
I just got so distracted.
373
00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,638
Dinner's not for an hour.
374
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,189
I'm through with my past love Tweety.
375
00:23:58,628 --> 00:24:00,722
There's no reason that's bad for us.
376
00:24:03,187 --> 00:24:06,804
I saw this dumpy woman on Second
Avenue by the Hungarian market.
377
00:24:06,924 --> 00:24:10,702
And she had her daughter pushing
a stroller with a little boy in it.
378
00:24:11,739 --> 00:24:13,089
And she was round.
379
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:15,302
She was expecting another.
380
00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:17,004
She was just...
381

00:24:17,596 --> 00:24:19,728

buying fruit like it was any other day.
382
00:24:19,848 --> 00:24:21,598
The daughter was pregnant.
383
00:24:23,624 --> 00:24:24,760
The mother.
384
00:24:26,773 --> 00:24:29,499
It's this big club
they're all in together.
385
00:24:29,995 --> 00:24:30,945
Even her.
386
00:24:32,555 --> 00:24:33,355
Well.
387
00:24:34,658 --> 00:24:35,808
Rest assured.
388
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:38,310
She doesn't have what you have.
389
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,472
Jennifer Crane does.
390
00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:44,721
Do you really believe that?
391
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:48,492
I guess not.
392
00:25:22,282 --> 00:25:23,431
Hold on.
393
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,517
What's wrong?
394
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,655
Don. It's okay.
395
00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:38,241
We've got all night.

396
00:26:03,408 --> 00:26:06,075
I wish you'd... just tell me what to do.
397
00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:25,642
We drank too much, you know.
I don't even know where I am.
398
00:26:30,246 --> 00:26:32,039
You should eat something.
399
00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:43,905
Hello. Yes. This is Mr. Draper in, uh,
400
00:26:44,025 --> 00:26:45,551
room 804.
401
00:26:46,883 --> 00:26:48,892
Yes. Can you send up some, uh...
402
00:26:49,012 --> 00:26:53,003
some vichyssoise
and a BLT on white toast?
403
00:26:53,201 --> 00:26:55,197
No. Shrimp cocktail. Two of them.
404
00:26:55,468 --> 00:26:57,685
Scratch that.
Two shrimp cocktails, please.
405
00:26:57,805 --> 00:26:58,955
Wait a minute.
406
00:27:02,901 --> 00:27:03,976
Hello.
407
00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:08,544
Yeah. Do you have anything special?
Anything out of season?
408
00:27:08,664 --> 00:27:10,465
<i>... so when you find a room like this.</i>
409
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:13,553
<i>This piano was designed
by Franklin Roosevelt...</i>

410
00:27:15,596 --> 00:27:16,846
Oh, leave that.
411
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,380
How about this? I want a half
412
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:24,322
avocado filled with
crabmeat and a rare BFT filet.
413
00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:26,267
Two place settings.
414
00:27:26,499 --> 00:27:30,592
<i>And if it's an American company
that you can help, I like to do that.</i>
415
00:27:30,712 --> 00:27:33,179
<i>If it's not, just as long
as it's the best.</i>
416
00:27:33,857 --> 00:27:35,607
<i>I rather love this hall.</i>
417
00:27:35,727 --> 00:27:39,389
<i>It has all the colors one thinks
of when one thinks of the White House</i>
418
00:27:39,642 --> 00:27:41,999
<i>red and white and blue and gold.</i>
419
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,836
<i>It's through this door
that all the heads of state come.</i>
420
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:47,501
<i>And this is
where the President meets them.</i>
421
00:27:47,662 --> 00:27:49,917
<i>And here is where the Marine band plays.</i>
422
00:27:50,347 --> 00:27:52,282
<i>They have "Ruffles and Flourishes,"</i>
423

00:27:52,402 --> 00:27:53,997

<i>and "Hail to the Chief."</i>
424
00:27:54,314 --> 00:27:56,155
<i>And then there's a receiving line,</i>
425
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:59,498
<i>and then everyone goes in to dinner
here in the State Dining Room.</i>
426
00:27:59,618 --> 00:28:00,698
Where's her husband?
427
00:28:00,968 --> 00:28:03,403
<i>Even now, it's not set up for that many.</i>
428
00:28:03,523 --> 00:28:07,182
<i>- Are there many state dinners?
- Yes, there are.</i>
429
00:28:07,872 --> 00:28:10,232
<i>Uh, there were almost
two a month last year.</i>
430
00:28:10,393 --> 00:28:12,407
<i>This room's interesting</i>
431
00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:16,264
<i>because it has the most architectural
unity of any room in the White House.</i>
432
00:28:16,384 --> 00:28:18,408
<i>It's really all 1902,</i>
433
00:28:18,757 --> 00:28:22,264
<i>when Theodore Roosevelt
did the great resoration</i>
434
00:28:22,384 --> 00:28:24,452
<i>with McKim, Mead and White.</i>
435
00:28:24,917 --> 00:28:28,005
<i>Which of these pieces
have historical associations?</i>
436
00:28:28,556 --> 00:28:30,088
<i>Oh, there are quite a few.</i>

437
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,758
You have to see this.
438
00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:33,632
<i>That's Nellie Custis'sofa...</i>
439
00:28:33,871 --> 00:28:34,924
No, I don't.
440
00:28:35,044 --> 00:28:38,148
<i>... George Washington's granddaughter.
I feel so strongly</i>
441
00:28:38,344 --> 00:28:41,430
<i>that the White House
should have this fine a collection.</i>
442
00:28:41,591 --> 00:28:43,553
<i>It's so important, the setting in</i>
443
00:28:43,914 --> 00:28:46,436
<i>which the presidency
is presented to the world.</i>
444
00:28:46,596 --> 00:28:48,997
<i>- What do you think it is?
- I don't know.</i>
445
00:28:49,598 --> 00:28:51,320
<i>But I'm going to find out.</i>
446
00:28:51,935 --> 00:28:53,985
<i>And now a word from our sponsor.</i>
447
00:28:59,457 --> 00:29:00,575
Their armoire?
448
00:29:00,735 --> 00:29:02,160
I've seen them in Connecticut.
449
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,412
But they're copies.
You know, Jackie has a real one.
450
00:29:04,768 --> 00:29:06,929

In the White House? I think so.

451
00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:08,583
She seemed nervous.
452
00:29:08,744 --> 00:29:12,337
Even when she saw Jack at the end.
It's like they were playing house.
453
00:29:13,782 --> 00:29:16,477
That's chocolate ice cream. Or blood.
454
00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:18,776
I couldn't throw it away.
455
00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:20,173
It's French.
456
00:29:21,975 --> 00:29:25,225
We'll call it chocolate ice cream,
and I'll work on it.
457
00:29:26,696 --> 00:29:29,736
Well, I'm sorry we missed it.
No time for television.
458
00:29:30,628 --> 00:29:32,182
Stop rubbing it in.
459
00:29:32,302 --> 00:29:35,193
Really. A room at the Savoy?
That takes thought.
460
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,965
Your night sounded very romantic.
461
00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:41,791
I would describe it as...
delightfully disappointing.
462
00:29:42,276 --> 00:29:45,952
There was a time when he overdid it, but
I'll take dull and know where I stand.
463
00:29:46,072 --> 00:29:47,138
I agree.

464
00:29:49,658 --> 00:29:50,458
What?
465
00:29:56,392 --> 00:29:59,530
I ran into this old friend.
Juanita Carson.
466
00:30:00,110 --> 00:30:02,401
We were models together. Roommates.
467
00:30:02,797 --> 00:30:06,023
She was in the lounge of the Savoy.
She didn't look cheap.
468
00:30:06,509 --> 00:30:08,468
Except for this 2- carat stone.
469
00:30:08,588 --> 00:30:10,350
But she wasn't with a date.
470
00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:12,461
She was with a companion.
471
00:30:13,884 --> 00:30:15,476
I don't understand.
472
00:30:16,321 --> 00:30:18,650
Don agreed with me.
He was an old man.
473
00:30:20,779 --> 00:30:22,068
She's a call girl.
474
00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:23,806
Really?
475
00:30:25,239 --> 00:30:26,554
Butterfield 8?
476
00:30:26,942 --> 00:30:29,692
- I wonder what that's like.
- I don't know.
477
00:30:30,201 --> 00:30:33,187
New York... Manhattan... is expensive.
We forget that.

478
00:30:33,946 --> 00:30:36,724
I used to look at people
in restaurants with envy.
479
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,577
Don gave me a fur coat.
480
00:30:39,795 --> 00:30:43,198
If prostitution is Don showing up
with a fur coat, sign me up.
481
00:30:43,638 --> 00:30:45,094
I don't think it's like that.
482
00:30:45,214 --> 00:30:47,983
I just keep picturing Juanita
at 22 years old.
483
00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,115
We shared a room.
484
00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:52,289
Talked in the dark.
485
00:30:53,021 --> 00:30:55,064
I know we wanted the same things.
486
00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:59,237
When I was 22, whenever
I was really low on money,
487
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,258
I would call my father and let him know
that I was going to Havana.
488
00:31:02,378 --> 00:31:04,237
And he would, without fail,
489
00:31:04,357 --> 00:31:07,463
send $25 in cash in the mail.
490
00:31:09,052 --> 00:31:10,663
He wanted you to have a good time.
491
00:31:11,293 --> 00:31:13,187

No. He's a degenerate gambler.

492
00:31:13,307 --> 00:31:16,294
And it would always come with
a list of instructions of how to bet it.
493
00:31:16,582 --> 00:31:18,865
- You're kidding me.
- No. And he never won
494
00:31:18,985 --> 00:31:20,535
because I never went.
495
00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:23,041
That's criminal.
496
00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:34,445
What's wrong with the conference room?
497
00:31:34,565 --> 00:31:37,148
Why don't we go to my office?
Plenty of room.
498
00:31:37,427 --> 00:31:38,525
Braggart.
499
00:31:38,878 --> 00:31:40,957
Nope. We're sitting here.
500
00:31:41,077 --> 00:31:43,071
I'm trying to figure something out.
501
00:31:43,191 --> 00:31:46,441
So, Pops. We should celebrate
your soon-to-be-fat wife.
502
00:31:48,510 --> 00:31:49,812
Aren't you happy?
503
00:31:49,932 --> 00:31:52,082
Well, sure. I mean,
it's gonna be a lot of headaches.
504
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:54,694
Things are gonna change. But come on.
505

00:32:00,235 --> 00:32:02,327

He's really meeting with them.
506
00:32:02,596 --> 00:32:03,925
Why are they doing this?
507
00:32:04,085 --> 00:32:07,053
I guess you haven't been privy
to some of Duck's scoutmaster
508
00:32:07,213 --> 00:32:09,097
talks about how we need
younger creative.
509
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,683
Who said that? Did he say that?
510
00:32:11,843 --> 00:32:12,893
A few times.
511
00:32:13,149 --> 00:32:14,099
Wonderful.
512
00:32:14,262 --> 00:32:17,662
Look. We're in the same boat.
I'm sure he'll turn his sights on us.
513
00:32:17,782 --> 00:32:19,858
No one's been promoted
in Accounts since he came in.
514
00:32:19,978 --> 00:32:22,201
I can't believe Donald
would listen to Duck.
515
00:32:22,321 --> 00:32:25,091
- Well, maybe Duck made him.
- Nobody makes Draper do anything.
516
00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:28,286
Let me tell you. Don Draper
has a rope coiled under his desk
517
00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:30,656
and it's looped around Duck's neck.
518
00:32:30,863 --> 00:32:34,440

And Duck's gonna run around

and run around, and then one day...
519
00:32:37,242 --> 00:32:39,794
There's a meeting?
Nobody told me there was a meeting.
520
00:32:40,062 --> 00:32:41,621
Can we change venues?
521
00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:48,026
So...
522
00:32:49,470 --> 00:32:51,320
you have a lot of thoughts.
523
00:32:52,349 --> 00:32:53,712
How old are you?
524
00:32:53,849 --> 00:32:55,689
25. 24.
525
00:32:56,345 --> 00:33:00,508
But that resume, that's really just
two years. 18 months, without a doubt.
526
00:33:00,628 --> 00:33:03,109
Right. You're experienced, I gather.
527
00:33:04,021 --> 00:33:05,244
Are you married?
528
00:33:05,364 --> 00:33:07,712
That's, uh, why we're
on the the purpose.
529
00:33:07,832 --> 00:33:10,312
He's right. We haven't settled down yet.
530
00:33:11,098 --> 00:33:14,454
So, again, you both did everything
531
00:33:14,737 --> 00:33:17,044
together. And yet, you get paid more.
532
00:33:17,446 --> 00:33:21,336

Well, I have a writing background.

Short fiction. And I'm a citizen.
533
00:33:21,805 --> 00:33:23,880
But you contribute words.
534
00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,741
Uh, only when it's a distance.
535
00:33:32,372 --> 00:33:33,896
I'm gonna ask you a question
536
00:33:34,016 --> 00:33:37,185
that was always asked of me
when I was on job interviews.
537
00:33:37,842 --> 00:33:39,722
That is divine, man.
538
00:33:40,446 --> 00:33:42,196
Have you ever been fired?
539
00:33:45,468 --> 00:33:48,148
I believe you that other people
have them in the hallways.
540
00:33:48,268 --> 00:33:50,077
I just don't know
if that's right for us.
541
00:33:50,317 --> 00:33:52,037
I mean, this is
an environment for clients.
542
00:33:52,157 --> 00:33:54,446
We don't want to appear
to be bursting at the seams.
543
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:55,744
Uh, Lois?
544
00:33:55,905 --> 00:33:57,395
May I speak with you?
545
00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:05,100
Theresa said there
was an incident yesterday.

546
00:34:05,432 --> 00:34:08,383
You were crying in the break room,
which I have specifically forbidden.
547
00:34:08,544 --> 00:34:11,010
- I'm sorry, but Peggy...
- Miss Olsen.
548
00:34:12,889 --> 00:34:14,376
She yelled at me.
549
00:34:15,232 --> 00:34:16,782
Why would she do that?
550
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:20,060
I'm good at my job.
551
00:34:20,305 --> 00:34:21,866
The next time that you come to complain
552
00:34:21,986 --> 00:34:23,940
I wasn't complaining.
You wanted to talk to me.
553
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:27,185
This is why I don't allow crying
in the break room. It erodes morale.
554
00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:30,255
There's a place to do that,
like your apartment.
555
00:34:30,491 --> 00:34:31,614
It came over me.
556
00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:34,325
And I would correct
your attitude towards Miss Olsen.
557
00:34:34,485 --> 00:34:36,498
- It's unbecoming.
- Yes, Joan.
558
00:34:39,032 --> 00:34:41,082
Do we like this in the hallway?

559
00:34:42,686 --> 00:34:46,236
I think it looks good now,
but I think it will become messy.
560
00:34:46,761 --> 00:34:47,733
I agree.
561
00:34:54,181 --> 00:34:55,525
Looks good.
562
00:34:55,645 --> 00:34:58,558
By the way, it has Julian Koenig's
fingerprints all over it.
563
00:34:58,718 --> 00:35:01,175
His Master's Voice. Also not mine.
564
00:35:02,325 --> 00:35:05,181
- Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Smith.
- Smitty. Kurt.
565
00:35:05,301 --> 00:35:07,735
We have the same last name.
We don't want people to mix us up.
566
00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:09,986
Must happen all the time.
You two share an office?
567
00:35:10,295 --> 00:35:11,701
Works best that way.
568
00:35:11,821 --> 00:35:15,094
Look at this. Gentlemen,
your reputations precede you.
569
00:35:15,651 --> 00:35:17,695
Duck Phillips, head of Account Services.
570
00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:19,370
I get a distinct impression.
571
00:35:19,530 --> 00:35:20,980
- Pardon?
- We'd...
572

00:35:21,398 --> 00:35:23,583

rather people not know we were here.
573
00:35:23,870 --> 00:35:25,831
If it gets out we're meeting...
574
00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:27,949
- Of course not.
- Yes. Right.
575
00:35:28,069 --> 00:35:29,019
Good-bye.
576
00:35:30,533 --> 00:35:32,983
- I'll let him know she called.
- Okay.
577
00:35:34,185 --> 00:35:36,130
I like the direction you're taking.
578
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,096
Good.
579
00:35:37,256 --> 00:35:39,975
So now that I've given you
your babies and your Xerox machine,
580
00:35:40,095 --> 00:35:42,281
should I throw in a couple of elephants?
581
00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:45,265
I don't want there to be any excuse when
you can't bring in Martinson's Coffee.
582
00:35:45,385 --> 00:35:46,835
Don't get worked up.
583
00:35:47,531 --> 00:35:49,558
You know, there are
other ways to think of things
584
00:35:49,678 --> 00:35:51,847
than the way you think of them.
585
00:35:59,164 --> 00:36:02,121
The testimonials. I was thinking
we could get younger girls.

586
00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:04,755
Sixth graders. It would mean
different publications.
587
00:36:04,993 --> 00:36:06,953
- Do they need Clearasil that early?
- Doesn't matter.
588
00:36:07,073 --> 00:36:07,919
Doesn't.
589
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,830
I guess we could try that.
590
00:36:11,246 --> 00:36:13,091
Two more. From DVB.
591
00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:14,373
Even younger.
592
00:36:14,493 --> 00:36:17,595
Just assume that everyone on the list
you handed Roger is coming in.
593
00:36:17,756 --> 00:36:18,718
You're an idiot.
594
00:36:18,838 --> 00:36:22,185
- I don't understand that. I'm only 22.
- You don't count.
595
00:36:23,405 --> 00:36:25,500
We've got to get him out of here.
Come on daddy.
596
00:36:25,764 --> 00:36:28,146
How often do you get to celebrate
getting some girl pregnant?
597
00:36:28,307 --> 00:36:29,957
Campbell, you're buying.
598
00:36:30,225 --> 00:36:32,022
We still have to show
Mohawk to Mr. Draper.

599
00:36:32,142 --> 00:36:34,892
- Dale's not here.
- Mr. Draper doesn't care.
600
00:36:39,328 --> 00:36:40,514
Kids.
601
00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:42,270
What's the big deal?
602
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,751
Do you want to have kids?
603
00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:47,309
Eventually.
604
00:36:48,145 --> 00:36:49,284
Exactly.
605
00:37:00,733 --> 00:37:02,433
Mr. Romano, Miss Olsen.
606
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:05,705
Send them in.
607
00:37:08,572 --> 00:37:10,598
- Where are we?
- You tell us.
608
00:37:13,738 --> 00:37:15,188
"Where are you going?"
609
00:37:17,783 --> 00:37:19,823
Are you gonna underline the "you"?
610
00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:23,441
For half the people, it will be,
"Where are you going?"
611
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:26,192
I also had "Come away with us."
612
00:37:28,497 --> 00:37:30,047
Where the hell's Dale?
613

00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:32,010

He's sick.
614
00:37:34,684 --> 00:37:36,134
I don't know. Sure.
615
00:37:36,706 --> 00:37:37,506
Fine.
616
00:37:37,635 --> 00:37:39,701
It's exactly what we talked about.
617
00:37:39,821 --> 00:37:41,126
It's obvious.
618
00:37:42,545 --> 00:37:43,803
I'm uninvolved.
619
00:37:57,737 --> 00:37:59,089
What about that?
620
00:38:02,127 --> 00:38:04,477
- I think it's sentimental.
- Peggy.
621
00:38:05,234 --> 00:38:06,484
No, she's right.
622
00:38:07,628 --> 00:38:11,154
Just because it has sentiment
doesn't make it sentimental.
623
00:38:12,018 --> 00:38:13,753
We're talking about businessmen.
624
00:38:14,078 --> 00:38:16,695
Right. Businessmen
who like short skirts.
625
00:38:17,584 --> 00:38:18,563
Sex sells.
626
00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:22,782
Says who?
627
00:38:29,036 --> 00:38:32,177

Just so you know,

the people who talk that way think that
628
00:38:32,297 --> 00:38:34,617
monkeys can do this.
629
00:38:35,553 --> 00:38:38,361
And they take all this monkey crap
and just stick it in a briefcase,
630
00:38:38,521 --> 00:38:39,720
completely unaware
631
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,502
that their success depends
on something more than their shoe shine.
632
00:38:53,328 --> 00:38:54,778
You are the product.
633
00:38:55,698 --> 00:38:57,797
You, feeling something.
634
00:38:58,747 --> 00:39:00,097
That's what sells.
635
00:39:00,988 --> 00:39:01,938
Not them.
636
00:39:03,053 --> 00:39:04,020
Not sex.
637
00:39:09,094 --> 00:39:10,844
They can't do what we do.
638
00:39:11,805 --> 00:39:13,455
And they hate us for it.
639
00:39:21,864 --> 00:39:23,414
"Welcome back, Daddy"?
640
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,229
Is that a question?
641
00:39:30,818 --> 00:39:32,868
"What did you bring me, Daddy?"

642
00:39:42,211 --> 00:39:44,313
You can put that in your book.
643
00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:04,667
What is going on?
644
00:40:32,551 --> 00:40:34,668
He's gonna take it to Leon in Actuarial?
645
00:40:34,788 --> 00:40:37,785
His stomach's so fat,
it's now resting on his desk.
646
00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:39,758
Gotta feed that big brain.
647
00:40:40,434 --> 00:40:42,192
He's a deal breaker.
648
00:40:42,819 --> 00:40:43,969
I'm a closer.
649
00:40:45,513 --> 00:40:48,428
That Cecelia?
Sits outside Fred Talbot's office?
650
00:40:48,548 --> 00:40:51,234
You made that happen?
Silver tongue.
651
00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:57,457
I got her three stingers.
652
00:40:57,707 --> 00:40:59,200
She's a little girl.
653
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,746
Well, you have to give'em an excuse.
That's what I always say.
654
00:41:01,866 --> 00:41:05,423
She had those panties that said
"Wednesday." They were soaked through.
655
00:41:05,584 --> 00:41:06,666

I love that.
656
00:41:07,218 --> 00:41:09,595
Once the engine went running,
she wouldn't stop.
657
00:41:09,924 --> 00:41:12,574
- She's so straight.
- Oh, you think that.
658
00:41:14,127 --> 00:41:15,477
Take your hat off.
659
00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,553
Is there a problem?
660
00:41:55,638 --> 00:41:56,805
Damn it.
661
00:42:12,635 --> 00:42:13,981
Everything okay?
662
00:42:14,727 --> 00:42:17,281
- Uh, you know anything about cars?
- No.
663
00:42:18,339 --> 00:42:19,494
Um...
664
00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:22,585
C Can you tell them
at the Esso to send a tow truck?
665
00:42:22,705 --> 00:42:23,598
Okay.
666
00:42:35,733 --> 00:42:36,783
Hey, Karla.
667
00:42:37,268 --> 00:42:38,068
Hi.
668
00:42:38,965 --> 00:42:39,765
Hi, B.
669
00:42:40,284 --> 00:42:41,334

Hey, Daddy.
670
00:42:42,429 --> 00:42:44,379
How was your day, Mr. Draper?
671
00:42:45,311 --> 00:42:47,085
I am tired.
672
00:42:47,353 --> 00:42:48,588
Where's Mrs. Draper?
673
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:50,975
She just went to get Sally from ballet.
674
00:42:52,661 --> 00:42:54,511
Want a ride to the station?
675
00:42:55,358 --> 00:42:57,020
No. I'm all right.
676
00:42:57,226 --> 00:42:59,455
It's a nice night out.
I enjoy the fresh air.
677
00:42:59,912 --> 00:43:02,162
- Good night, Bobby.
- Good night.
678
00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:03,621
Good night.
679
00:43:12,176 --> 00:43:13,626
I don't like it.
680
00:43:17,463 --> 00:43:20,075
Here. Give it to me.
681
00:43:27,213 --> 00:43:30,530
I just know when the smoke
starts to come out, I have to stop.
682
00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:31,899
That's true.
683
00:43:32,461 --> 00:43:36,033
I got a fan belt on the truck.

I could put it in for $9.00.

684
00:43:37,365 --> 00:43:38,351
Hold on.
685
00:44:02,672 --> 00:44:04,344
I have $3.00 and change.
686
00:44:04,885 --> 00:44:07,413
I could put it on account,
send you a bill.
687
00:44:07,533 --> 00:44:11,083
I I don't want my husband
knowing about this. It's a new car.
688
00:44:11,355 --> 00:44:13,214
He doesn't like the way I drive.
689
00:44:13,334 --> 00:44:15,884
Well, that's got nothing
to do with this.
690
00:44:19,927 --> 00:44:22,810
Well, it would mean
the world to me.
691
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:26,490
I don't know. You know, the...
the belt's $2.55.
692
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,801
So there's nothing you can do
for a damsel in distress.
693
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,990
Are we bargaing here?
694
00:44:41,365 --> 00:44:42,335
Well...
695
00:44:43,276 --> 00:44:44,822
Yes... yes, we are.
696
00:44:46,843 --> 00:44:48,693
I could say no, couldn't I?

697
00:44:50,401 --> 00:44:52,851
That would be a terrible disappointment.
698
00:44:53,694 --> 00:44:55,356
It would be, wouldn't it?
699
00:45:25,343 --> 00:45:27,027
It's not that complicated.
700
00:45:27,147 --> 00:45:28,556
That's a relief.
701
00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:42,420
Well...
702
00:45:44,266 --> 00:45:45,416
that'll do it.
703
00:45:57,857 --> 00:45:59,426
Have a good night now.
704
00:46:00,109 --> 00:46:00,957
I will.
705
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:10,037
<i>- Hi, dear. How'd the shopping go?
- Oh, wonderful, marvelous.</i>
706
00:46:10,157 --> 00:46:12,731
<i>- Look at all the stamps I got.
- Is there someplace you could buy...</i>
707
00:46:12,891 --> 00:46:14,015
Polly!
708
00:46:14,135 --> 00:46:16,485
<i>Save you all the trouble of shopping.</i>
709
00:46:16,810 --> 00:46:19,057
- I'm here, too.
- Hi, Daddy.
710
00:46:21,305 --> 00:46:23,259
<i>... could be 80 or 90 stamps right here.</i>
711

00:46:23,379 --> 00:46:25,503

Bobby conked out. Where were you?
712
00:46:25,997 --> 00:46:27,162
Mommy was late.
713
00:46:27,735 --> 00:46:31,125
I got stuck talking to
Marilyn Keckner in the parking lot.
714
00:46:32,194 --> 00:46:33,517
Well, I was here.
715
00:46:34,177 --> 00:46:36,243
- Did you eat something?
- I did.
716
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,950
Come on. Show me
what you learned in ballet.
717
00:47:02,442 --> 00:47:05,993
<i>Now I am quietly waiting for
the catastrophe of my personality</i>
718
00:47:06,154 --> 00:47:07,804
<i>to seem beautiful again,</i>
719
00:47:08,216 --> 00:47:10,526
<i>and interesting and modern.</i>
720
00:47:18,718 --> 00:47:20,934
<i>The country is gray and...</i>
721
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,582
<i>brown and white and trees.</i>
722
00:47:26,650 --> 00:47:29,674
<i>Snows and skies of laughter
are always diminishing.</i>
723
00:47:30,838 --> 00:47:32,847
<i>Less funny, not just darker.</i>
724
00:47:33,381 --> 00:47:34,563
<i>Not just gray.</i>

725
00:47:37,453 --> 00:47:39,831
<i>It may be the coldest day of the year.</i>
726
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,375
<i>What does he think of that?</i>
727
00:47:43,383 --> 00:47:44,333
<i>I mean...</i>
728
00:47:44,956 --> 00:47:45,968
<i>what do I?</i>
729
00:47:47,950 --> 00:47:49,171
<i>And if I do...</i>
730
00:47:50,231 --> 00:47:53,085
<i>perhaps I am myself again</i>

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