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Tri Volley Talkies-Edition 15-Aug 21 2013
Tri Volley Talkies-Edition 15-Aug 21 2013
Cost: Priceless HACIENDAS HIGHLY IRREGULAR DAILY Edition 15, Aug 21 2013 Printed At: Commons Press
- KeyLifter Associates
Creekside Park: After the increase in the number of key snatching incidents, TPS ACC has decided to introduce a TPS Hall of Claim".
"We want to put up a list of key names that have the potential of having your keys with them" said the CMD from the hall of his house. "This way, we can reduce the keys lost mails to the group even though people lose their keys." It has come to our notice that newcomer Amit, has been inducted to the TPS Hall of Claim unanimously by the ACC comprising of two members of which, one was on leave during this key decision. When asked how Jagadeshs name was missing from the list, the ACC member told, "We need to give newcomers a chance." Jagadesh is well known for having lot of key items including keyboards, keynotes, keychains and many others. It is also widely rumored that he is the Drona of keylifting and Amit, the Ekalavya. There are gossips that it is just a matter of time before he asks Amit to return all the keys he has collected, as Gurudakshina.
I condemn this bias against our idol by the ACC in the harshest terms said a fan of Jagadesh who was upset at his idol not making it to the TPS Hall of Claim. Our fan club will make sure he will get more claims for keys. So all of you guys, watch out." he threatened. After a lot of searching around, when our reporters got hold of Jagadesh in the Gongura(Ginger) Bread Park and informed him of the developments, he congratulated Amit for his maiden keylifting. Keep up the good work Amit. were the exact words. This is a good sign and I am glad that he decided to follow my footsteps. He is fine as long as he doesnt follow me to my house and takes my keys. Said Jagadesh which has been perceived both as an apparent threat and as a stamp of dominance of Jagadesh in this niche area by his followers. The Hall of Claim will start with the keys but it will be slowly expanded to all items missing from the ground, said the project co-ordinator who didnt want to be named. All you have to do is to take somebody elses belongings to get yourselves into the TPS Hall of Claim he concluded.
NEWS ROUND UP
After a devastating defeat in Aarohan second round match from the brink of winning against Raja, AASHA captain VenkatG went missing for a few days. It was rumored that he had gone into depression and had to take refuge in a rehab camp. Due to this he missed one match of the third round. But after 2 consecutive losses on the last day of the league stage, it is expected that he will go missing again. With Aarohan gaining intensity, the knock out phases are expected to be more thrilling than the league games. Wingless cmdr. Adm.Dr.Shelar, K,C(+43 other degrees) has decided to get his special recipe- the world famous carrot juice mixed with gin(ger). Apparently it is to increase the spirit of the game.
READERS WRITE
Our Arch reader Vijay, created this piece in honor of the puppy that managed to chase Abhi a long time ago. The puppy did what we could never do said Vijay to our E-I-C as he handed over the picture for publication.
I am really very glad to get out yet another edition, the #15 out so soon. It has been a bonanza time for our reporters thanks to Aarohan tournament. Our reporters have been keeping all ears and eyes wide open and did their best to help bring this edition out so soon. With this edition, TVT has placed itself in its own record books for releasing 3 editions in a span of 23 days! As E-I-C, I am extremely glad to bring this news to you. And the good news doesnt end there. All the fund raising schemes of TPS has borne fruit. Our reporters and myself might get paid the long overdues, FINALLY! If we dont, we will make sure one more edition is out slamming the TPS financial team. So with all the good things happening for our team and Aarohan tournament getting to the final stages, we take leave of you. Until next edition, Keep Talking. Keep Reading.