Interesting Signatures II

if i sound angry, i'm not angry. if i don't sound angry, i'm not angry. if i reach through the depths of cyberspace and try to STRANGLE you, then i'm angry.
By any chance, are you a skeptic?

Heyyyyy. I'm almost certain I know you from someplace. You know... that place. 10 o'clock on a sunday night...time to do homework
I was gonna...then I got sidetracked... Indeed, let us all happily dance!

Whiny people are downright banging on the door of unhappiness.

YOU ARE GONNA DI- i mean be watched by me BUT ENOUGH TALK. HAVE AT YOU!!

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THAT MEANS YOU ARE AUTOAWESOME

I'm here for the same reason

GOD'S IN HIS HEAVEN. ALL'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD

lol wuts goin on here? -\(_o)/\(o_)/\(_o)/\(_)/\(o_)/\(_o)/\(o_)/ What what what what what what what what? D:
.....Honestly, I'm slow. Who is this? XD

Roses are red, violets are VIOLET YOU COLORBLIND FREAK. >:[
I'm a Spawn Cyclic-AdenosineMonoPhosphate-er with a Steyr Methionine-codon. Where has YOUR inner molecular biology been? Surely not out shooting terrorists.

OHHHHHH!!!! I get it! .What?... Derp Derp Derp Cactus Derp Derp Derp

NO, I HATE WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY BREAD!

"The Ruffed Grouse could say 'your mother' and you wouldn't even know! ...Do you have any photon cannons?"
Every problem can be solved with a knife.

A pen is mightier than a sword, but A sword is better for chopping onions. The Gaga Law: (RAH) (AH) + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA) + OOH(LA) "Flee, flee," cried the frightened Koopa Troopas. "The fire from the fireflower will fry our flesh!" -some Mario Bros. picture book. : D
Mozart's pink wig!

We are all angels with only one wing and we can only fly by embracing each other.
"Chaos is the perfect unity of Light and Dark" "Twilight is a combination of mostly Dark and little Light" "Annihilation is a combination of mostly Light and very little Dark" Fairy tales don't tell children the dragons exist. They know the dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.

"I'm a poet and I didn't know this fact."

All my life I've been good, but now I'm thinking WHAT THE HELL? "Trust me. I'm a genius."

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
Wearing scarves is like fashionably choking oneself to death

"Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute." Unknown
To err is human, but to really foul up you need a computer

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for & don't always like.

EVIL PLAN: 1 | GET SOME DAYUM CONVERSE. 2 | Get not-boring laces without getting bitched at 3 | Get approval for my bracelet 4 | Get some skinny jeans 5 | Get my mom to like Spencer's AND Hot Topic 6 | Get a studded belt 7 | Get some cute earrings 8 | CUT THE DAMN HAIR OFF 9 | ????