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Issue 21 Apr-May/2009

sharing the planet with our fellow creatures


Famous wildlife artist Robert Bateman wants to see what you've created that has 2009 Contest Dates:
been inspired by nature. The 2009 Get to Know contest is all about getting out into Earth Day, April 22nd
nature and sharing with others the discoveries you have made.
to May 27th, 2009
Any Canadian 19 years of age or younger can enter. And if your piece of artwork,
writing or digital photography is chosen, you will receive prizes and have your work
Visit gettoknow.ca for entry information
published in the Robert Bateman 2010 International Year of Biodiversity Calendar.

The new Get to Know Interactive CD features “virtual hikes” which offer students
the opportunity to virtually explore parks and conservation areas in Toronto,
Edmonton, Calgary and Vancouver. During the hike, students meet and get to know
their wild neighbours of other species. Other elements of this dynamic, interactive
media resource include:

An exclusive Canadian collection of wildlife


videos and audio clips
Easy to use lesson plans focused around getting
out of doors
Videos featuring Robert Bateman speaking
directly to students and teachers
Interactive nature games and quizzes
Links to outstanding educational resources

Order your own copy from the Get to Know website!

Robert Bateman’s objective is not to replace real outdoor


experiences with indoor ones, but rather to familiarize
youth with local species as a catalyst for them to go
outdoors and experience the real thing.

The following school districts in Alberta have received the


Robert Bateman Get to Know Interactive CD:

Edmonton Area Red Deer Area


Edmonton Public School Board Red Deer Public School District
Edmonton Catholic Schools Red Deer Catholic
Elk Island Public Schools
Black Gold Regional School District Calgary Area
Parkland School Division
Greater St. Albert Catholic Schools Calgary Board of Education
Sturgeon School Division Calgary Catholic [Separate] School District
Aspen View Regional Division Rocky View School Division #41
St. Albert Protestant Schools Canadian Rockies Public Schools
Elk Island Catholic Schools Grasslands Public Schools

The distribution of the Interactive CD in Alberta is courtesy of the Alberta Conservation Association,
Alberta Lottery Fund, BP Canada, Shell Environmental Fund and TD Friends of the Environment Foundation.
*shipping/handling/taxes extra
Issue 21 April/May 2009
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Wingin’ It – Myrna Pearman - Ellis Bird Farm 23
Cover Artist
Stan Cohen Youth Said It – Katherine Hawkins- Bogie the Bearded Dragon 26
As a NY/NJ mathe-
matician/retiree/artist,
Stan Cohen’s work
The Gardening Bug – Elaine Rude - Master Gardener 27
reflects his wide interests
in science, human Obsolete – cari-creatures by Sean Skerry 28
endeavor, and travel. His
early studies at Syracuse
University stimulated his The Final Word – Karen Probert - The Ruse 30
life long interest in
natural history. His styles
include landscape,
seascape, fantasy and surrealism. The diversity
of Stan’s work may be seen in his web site
Departments
galleries: Land-Sea-Skyscapes; Travel Memories;
Floral Fantasies; Wildlife; and Abstract Flights of
Publisher’s Note 5
Fantasy. Although his primary medium is water-
color, Stan has also shown work in acrylic,
gouache, and collage. He is content in that he is
Letters 7
constantly seeking new venues for his art.
www.stancohenartist.com In Passing 18
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Illustration & Fine Art

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PUBLISHER’S the U.S. We’ve had stories from
NOTE
encouraging you to read, then write
Australia, B.C., Sask, Idaho, New Mexico
and Arizona. We’ve had cover art from
Bob & Linda Fielder
Ontario, Georgia and New Jersey. Our
‘Youth Said It’ columnist this issue is eight
It seemed like a good idea at the time. received support from many, many year old, Katherine Hawkins of
Now, though the idea remains as of you; some contributions as small Manchester, Tenn.
powerful as ever, some harsh as $10 from readers and friends,
realities have taken root. some of whom could barely afford it. ’ve always made it a point, when
The true harshness of that
reality is reflected in the fact that the
Others, equally as giving of spirit, sent
us far, far larger sums; all because
I selecting and editing story submissions
for inclusion in creaturesall, to picture a
issue of creaturesall that you are they just couldn’t nor wouldn’t allow grandfather reading that same story to
holding in your hands at this this little treasure to die. his grandchild on his knee. I feel a strong
moment, is the final issue we are Well, here we are, some two responsibility to our wide demographic
able to publish. The simple and sad years later, and we’ve experienced and endeavor to have each and every
truth is there is no longer any money phenomenal growth. Rarely a week article, in each and every issue, meet
available to continue. goes by when we don’t receive those standards. It is largely because
From the beginning, in early several new subscriptions in the mail. creaturesall never speaks down to
2005, we sought to create something We have exploited efficiencies in children that it is able to speak to
unique. Utilizing the oldest form of print and distribution costs, and and be held in such high regard by
communication known to man, we advertisers have started to come on grandparents, parents, educators
provided a fresh, new venue bringing board, to the point where the and children alike.
together artists, writers and readers shortfall today is not $18,000, but just It is no small irony that we
with stories of sharing the planet $7,000 per issue, all accomplished relaunched our newly designed web site
with our fellow creatures. while keeping creaturesall debt free. at the beginning of April. Do take a
Although most of our writers That $7,000 deficit per issue moment to visit creaturesall.com. You
share stories of their pets, and a huge translates to $3,500 a month which will be astounded to view some of the
majority of our readers are pet is needed to carry on. beautiful content over our short history.
owners, creaturesall endeavors to Our short-term goal is to see Should no way be found to see
go beyond and embrace our love of support come in that will allow us to creaturesall continue, something very
the planet and its wild creatures that continue for another full publishing special will have been silenced. All one
populate our imaginations. No year. Anything less would not allow us need do is read our Letters page to see
advertorials, no ‘how-to’ articles, no the flexibility to continue to seek how deeply creaturesall has reached
pulpit pounding. Just simple stories corporate partners. We know they into people’s hearts and homes. I do not
told by regular folk. are out there, what we need is time to enjoy having to ask in so unequivocal a
Now, here we are in 2009, 21 make them aware that we are here. manner for your help. But creaturesall is
issues in, and we are proud of how There is no way to phrase things truly at a crossroads and I fully admit to
very far we have come. Our first that will get around the hard and not knowing where next to turn. If you
issues, for a year or better, were cold fact that creaturesall needs share my vision; if you see opportunity
published with virtually no outside someone or some group, to stand up where others see obstacles, I encourage
source of funding; specifically no and be counted and say they will just you to contact me with your thoughts.
subscription revenue and almost no not allow this magazine to die.
advertising revenue. Those early We need to grow in order Respectfully . . .
issues cost us around $18,000 each to to thrive and in order to grow, we
bring to fruition; the costs were need to expand our readership
indeed staggering. Still, we knew we nation-wide. Although we are
had something special in creaturesall. presently distributed only in Alberta, Bob Fielder
When we had reached a point in from Edmonton south to Lethbridge,
those early stages where we saw new subscribers find us from all publisher@creaturesall.com
absolutely no way we would be able across Alta, B.C, and Sask, as well as Hm: 403-936-5762
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LETTERS
paw prints and pen scratches
readers write

I picked up an issue of your I am the volunteer for the It is the curly coated rabbit known
magazine in the city and immediately Hervey Foundation that is using your as Astrex. It is virtually extinct,
was impressed with the attention magazine in my classroom with my although curly rabbits turn up in
given to the relationships between grade 3 and 4 students. I read the litters every now and then.
animals and people - A year and a articles to my class and then leave I got three animals from a lady
half ago I lost my best friend BEAR - the magazine in my story corner for who was going into a care facility.
an over-sized black cocker spaniel students to read on their own. As a She had come over to Canada in
who loved to run trails and go to volunteer that works with animals I 1948, so the Astrex I have are from
bootcamp - In his memory we are spend a lot of time sharing my per- this old line. Here is a photo:
holding the second annual ‘BEAR’S sonal stories about my cats to my
RUN’ on May 23rd The course is students. We discuss how these crea-
either 12km or 6 km trail run, walk tures have come to my home. Some
or hike - what makes this event of the stories are very sad, as last
special and different from most is summer I received 8 kittens that
that “DOGS ARE WELCOME !” Last were thrown in a dumpster. These
year we had over 50 people and stories and your articles in your won-
dogs - it is a wonderful day for derful publication spark discussions
families and pets - All proceeds go to on how amazing animals are.
the upkeep of the beautiful Pembina Children love animals and have a
Nordic Ski Trails where the run will strong connection to them. I appreci-
be held - For more information those ate having your magazine in my Helga Vierich-Drever
interested can call 780.542.5445 OR personal library at school. Edmonton AB
bearsrun@gmail.com Vera Schuelke
Linda MacKinnon Spruce Grove, AB
Thank you so much for mailing a
Rimbey, AB
A friend gave me your magazine subscription to our granddaughter. I
During our visits to Canada, creaturesall and suggested that I know she is going to enjoy it because
my husband and I always hike the should send you my story about our she has read our copy so many
grocery stores hunting for some of pets. I hereby send you two and times. We decided to give her a year
our favorite (and healthy!) hope you like them. subscription for her birthday at the
President’s Choice food items. We How can I receive your maga- end of February. Thank you.
thought we'd scored for sure in zine? Can I subscribe to it? Ina Phillips
Canmore when we found two Mieke Alexander
adjacent grocery stores. We didn't I would like to subscribe and I
find President’s Choice, but we My husband and I are both think this is a magazine my Dad
found you. What an enjoyable college level teachers. He works for would enjoy too (as he is a big
read! Athabasca University and Northern animal lover). He lives in B.C. would
Susan Wider Lakes College, and I take contract you be able to send your magazine
Santa Fe, NM
teaching positions there and in out there?
A creaturesall reader who saw University Extension. We moved out Tracey Wood
Jessica Lutz’s story on “Snuggle to our little piece of heaven in 2001
Buddies” in issue #20 called me from downtown Edmonton. I am hoping you received my
looking for a place to donate I have a doctorate in cheque for yet another set of yearly
blankets and we had a nice chat. I Anthropology from the University of issues of your magazine. I did want
picked up several copies of Toronto and spent most of my early to mention however, you left us in
creaturesall to share around the career working in development in the lurch in last month's issue as to
office. Thanks again, it was great to Africa. I started breeding and show- what name you settled on for your
have it in the magazine. ing rabbits about 12 years ago after dog. Your father must have had a
a long illness. They say lightning great sense of humour.
Tim Battle
Director of Education
does not strike twice but I actually P. Gowing
The Alberta SPCA have another very rare breed here. Delta, BC

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There’s a true crowd at this one, all leaning over and under one
another for the perfect shot. Several drivers are going by and
honking and yelling at us to stop; to leave.

I
started it, but I can’t say I caused it to happen. Animal jams caused by cars and photographers and
The moose did that. gawkers are dangerous events. I know they’re bad for the
My husband Bill and I were on our Third animals and for the drivers but here I am, the first car to
Annual Road stop. I can’t help myself. I
Tr i p / C a m p i n g have to see these gorgeous
Trip in Canada. creatures. Instantly there
We had set out are more cars and kids and
from our home honking and a few tire
in Santa Fe, screeches. Bill and I spend
New Mexico some time drinking it all in
and had been and taking photos before
on the road for my conscience acts up and
two and a half I get us out of there. In the
days. We made hotel best interest of the moose.
stops in Ogden, Utah Wild animals don’t stay
and Kalispell, Montana wild if they get used to
and had just entered humans. At heart, I don’t
Kootenay National want to be part of the
Park, displaying our problem.
spiffy new Parks We have our next jam
Canada pass. a few days later just
Yes, I was driving beyond Jasper, on the way
and yes, I was tired and to Maligne Lake. An
yes, those deer at the enormous elk with a well
side of the road did decked-out rack. This time
look big. I was focused there’s a parking lot. How
on arriving at our Banff convenient. And we’re not
campsite before dark the first. I count three tour
when Bill and I looked at each other and decided fatigue busses and at least a dozen other vehicles. We stay in
was no reason not to investigate the big deer. I circled our car this time and I have a chance to study animal
back and pulled onto jam behavior.

Would
the large shoulder It’s all about getting the great photo. There are
next to a mother and several people out of their cars with their
baby moose. MOOSE. cameras, and I’m shocked to hear a
Moose are a very
big deal when you’ve
you like
spent much of your life in the
woman tell her husband to back
up a few steps to get “just a
little closer” to the elk. Maybe

jam
desert southwest. We had seen the marriage is in trouble?

?
the back end of one in Other cars stop barely long
Yellowstone once. And two enough for the passenger to

with
lying-down ones at Grand snap a picture, and they’re
Teton. But they hardly count gone. Gravel spatters in their
when they’re teeny tiny in your binoculars, wake, and they’re off after
right? the next critter. So we stay.

that
by Susan Wider
But our Kootenay pals are here, next We watch and observe and
to the car, munching grass. And I’ve just start to notice the little
started a moose jam. details, like the color of the

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actually edging in on the bear. And
that’s when it hits me that I could be
part of costing this animal its life. We
are teaching him to not fear humans.
I can’t do this any more. In tears, I
sprint back to Bill and the car just as
a marked wildlife control vehicle
arrives to break up the jam.
The better way? Hike the trail at
Cottonwood Slough near Jasper
at dusk and watch the beavers from
a respectful spot way up on the bank.
Slow down on the Icefields Parkway
and creep past the bighorn
sheep that are all over the rocks
and on the shoulder. Stay in your car,
and in your lane, while the
hair below the elk’s eyes and the the brakes when we see another jam, bison cross the road all around you
muscular jaw. And a couple of times, but I can’t spot the animal. Odd, given at Yellowstone. Take your pictures
as a car slows down for a look, we the number of cars that have slowed with your eyes.
hear, “Oh, don’t bother to stop, it’s down. Bill spots it first and then I see My most recent animal jam? On
just an elk.” why. It’s a guy taking a picture of his the way to the grocery store here in
A day later it’s a mountain goat girlfriend lounging on their motorbike. Santa Fe the other day, we all had to
jam. With babies. I feel better about And granted, there are a couple of stop in both directions while a Mama
stopping to watch them since they are peaks in the picture. That’s it. Our Gambel’s Quail and her brood
away from the road and down an first babe jam. crossed the road. ca
embankment. Then I see people with The scariest jam happens a
cameras and kids heading down there few miles later. A black bear
to get closer. Well, suppose I’m that with a green ear tag munching
mother goat? I figure I’m being berries just off the road. There
chased. I might get feisty. I might have are cars everywhere. Bill drives
to charge one of those children to well beyond the bear before
protect mine. pulling over. I get out with my

The mass that we create is


actually edging in on the bear.

I’m really beginning to understand camera and run back for my


why this animal jam idea is photo. I notice Bill stays in the
discouraged. We leave. car. But I don’t feel guilty. I love
By now, we know to slow down bears.
any time there’s a car pulled slightly There’s a true crowd at this
off the road. Drive slowly enough and one, all leaning over and under
you can probably still see the animal one another for the perfect
and not hit a photographer. This shot. Several drivers are going
morning we’re heading back down the by and honking and yelling at us
Icefields Parkway. The rising sun is to stop; to leave. Tour busses
just hitting the peaks, there’s glorious start to block the road in both
fog in the valley, and last night’s rain directions. I envy the
made the trees grow diamonds. Bill passengers’ view from higher
comes around a curve and slams on up. The mass that we create is

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Kissing Bears & Kissing Cows


I painted these two pictures about 5 years
ago while studying with Barbara Elmslie
in Val Morin, Quebec. The following year
while again in Val Morin, both pictures
disappeared. I do not know when or how
or who took them.

Even though these are very early works, the


pictures are important to me as a chronicle
of my work. For that reason, I am offering
a $200 US reward for information which
ultimately leads to their return.

stancohenartist@optonline.net http://stancohenartist.com
a r t i s t

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WAGGING TALES
stories from a veterinarian’s clinic
by Dr. Richard Weger, B.Sc., DVM

ather round all that have insane! The creature was composed of a slime covered

G come to hear a tale of


courage and bravery. We
now go back down through the
fish-like body with a large fluke-like tail and set in its head
were three long, slit-like, purple red eyes, one above the
other. But the most striking monstrous attribute was the
dark centuries which sprawl between the sinking of ancient four long tentacles growing from the top of its head! A
Atlantis and the dawn of recorded time to the days when sinister creature indeed! It roared with maddening
a rodent’s life was worth no more than the strength of his anger!
sword arm. Welcome to the raw untamed world of… “What a cute little guy you are Mr. Fluffybum, let’s
“Skarr—the Hamster Barbarian”! have a look at that eye of yours shall we?”
We find our ferocious hero darkly brooding upon his Skarr gasped as the grotesquery reached into the cage
throne of seed mix and pellets, adrift in quiet contempla- attempting to ensnarl him in its writhing tentacles and
tion. To gaze upon him at a glance, one would not suspect shouted in defiant anger, “My life is for me to give . . . not
the great warrior that lies within his for you to take. And . . . I do not
gentle visage. Like most Teddy Bear choose to give it, horrendous one! Ye
hamsters his outer self appeared shall fall before the slicing blade of
deceptively innocent and sweet, but Skarr the Barbarian, by Crom!”
inside roared the lion of the jungle. With a dexterity born from the
However, unlike others of his kin, bowels of many a battle, the mighty
he exhibited one distinguishing facial Skarr latched his razor point teeth
feature; below his left eye was a small into the beast’s distasteful appendage
scar borne of combat in the gladiatorial and with all his rodent strength drew
arenas he once claimed as king. first blood! Skarr was enveloped by
Several moons ago, he had travelled the adrenaline rush of the slash and
from his ancestral lands to the place savagery of the combat. The gurgling
he now called home. His fate lay in the monstrosity, having been dealt a
hands of his gentle human overseers tremendous blow, howled in
who graciously provided him with screeching agonizing pain!
generous amounts of food and drink. “Oww! That stung little guy!”
However, although his simple basic needs were more than Sensing its defeat and crushing peril, the monster
adequately satisfied, he missed the ring of battle, by returned Skarr back to his cage. Skarr sneered
Crom! The blood in his veins burned and his muscles triumphantly. He had slipped like a mouse through the
ached for the heat of combat and to once more prove his devil’s oozing fingers. He had fought the beast in mortal
mettle against a worthy opponent. combat and emerged victorious!
Disturbing his grim solitude, he overheard a “Oh, I am so sorry about that Dr.Weger, is your finger
concerned voice from the young human overseer known as ok?” said the elder overseer.
Robbie. “Mommy, Mr. Fluffybum is hurt, he has a scratch “It’s no problem Mrs. Howard, barely a scratch. It’s
under his eye.” not unusual for hamsters to get a little ornery on occasion.
Robbie was soon joined by “Mommy”, the much larger As for this wound under his eye, I’ll make up some
and elder overseer. “Oh the poor thing. We better take antibiotic ointment for you to put on it.”
him to the vet and get him checked out.” With the completion of the fray behind him, Skarr
The discussion amongst the overseers piqued Skarr’s once again took his rightful place on his throne. Wiping the
interest. Whoever this ‘vet’ was would fall before his wrath remains of his enemy off his teeth with a scrap of bedding,
and beg for his mercy (which was in short supply). The Skarr beamed with pride at his conquest. It would be a
clangor of arms would be heard in the heavens themselves! cold day in Heck when a scurvy monster like that would get
The journey was long and difficult and many challenges the best of him, by Crom! ca
were met until, at long last, Skarr finally came face to face
with his veterinary adversary. Emerging cautiously from Dr. Richard Weger is a graduate of the Western College of
his toilet paper hideout, Skarr spied the great giant that Veterinary Medicine, specializing in exotic veterinary
towered before him. And what a horrible beast he was! To medicine. He is currently owned by his Senegal parrot, Tiko
gaze upon it would drive even the most hardened warrior and his cat, Mendel.

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Angela Waite Ad5.indd 1 1/3/09 12:14:48 PM

Some of the sculptures I have


completed include pheasants, frogs,
dogs, cats, historic buildings, roses,
sunflowers, mushrooms and cat-tails.

All of my pieces are created from the


recycled hoods of cars and trucks. I
rework the heavy gauge metal using an
assortment of tools and techniques
which owe much to the now bygone
age when blacksmithing and hand-
craftsmanship were the only options
available. I do take orders for gift-giving
and keep an inventory of a variety of
sculptures on hand.
COUNTRY CREATIONS
Metal Sculptures
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Harvey Dougan 403-934-3640

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CREATURE FEATURE
crocodiles
by Cyril Brass

A m e r i c a n
Crocodiles
are one of the
river for a drink. Remaining completely
motionless in the water, they wait . . .
and wait. When the prey comes close
People get confused between the
American Crocodile and the American
Alligator which inhabits the Florida
most prehistoric looking animals in they attack quickly, grasping onto the Everglades.
the world today. The massive reptiles’ animal with their vice-like jaws, To differentiate a crocodile from
physical appearances and living habits drowning it using the well known an alligator, look closely at the shape
have changed little over thousands and technique, the “death roll”. of the head, visible teeth, coloration
thousands of years. Crocodiles do not chew their and habitat. But not too close!
These cold-blooded animals food. They hold on to it with their The crocodile has a V shaped
require an external resource to warm powerful jaws, tear it with razor sharp head with tapered nose while the
up their body, to get the blood flowing, teeth, and swallow. Their stomach is alligator has a U shaped head with
allowing them to become mobile. They able to dissolve everything including rounded snout. The mouth of the
spend the day basking on river banks the bones. These reptiles are able to crocodile reveals both lower and upper
and shorelines in the hot tropical sun- go for extreme periods between meals teeth with the 4th tooth on the bottom
shine. Unable to regulate their body because when they do eat, they can jaw exposed when the mouth is
temperatures internally like humans devour up to half their body weight at closed. Only the upper teeth are
do, they soak up the sun’s heat to one time. SO if you go swimming in visible on alligators when the mouth is
regulate their body temperature. water with crocodiles, pray they have closed. Crocodiles are lighter in
Crocodiles are superbly adapted all recently eaten. coloration then alligators. Crocodiles
for life in the water. With the nostrils The American Crocodiles are prefer to live in slow moving brackish
and eyes positioned atop the head for considered less aggressive than the water (saltwater and freshwater
easy breathing and vision, the rest of saltwater crocodiles in Australia and mixed) or salt water, while alligators
the body can be completely Africa. This species of crocodile is choose freshwater rivers, swamps and
submerged below the water’s surface. considered shy and reclusive and more sometimes peoples’ swimming pools.
These semi-aquatic creatures likely to flee at the sight of humans. The American Crocodile . . . a
possess effective hunting skills. They cold blooded reptile . . . a powerful
patiently wait in the murky waters swimmer . . . a skilful hunter ca
near shorelines for coati, peccary,
deer, and other animals coming to the Cyril Brass is a Wildlife and Sports
Photographer living in Calgary.
www.cyrilbrass.com
403-999-1908
L’A MORE’ ARTS
Placing the spirit of art in your world

Susanne Lamoureux
(780) 443-2462
susanne@lamorearts.com
www.lamorearts.com

Proud Supporter of the


Hervey Foundation For Cats.

Inquiries about private


lessons and commissions
are welcome.

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TAKING DOWN THE FENCES
the positive influence
by Janna So, MEDes. (c); poem by Ula Mergel

hifts for wildlife care volunteers and everyone has shed tears at one And as we tend to wild lives, there

S at the Alberta Institute for


Wildlife Conservation (AIWC)
are intense. We are witness to
point or another. The animals
admitted to AIWC are typically
victims of our own species’ ever
comes a point at which we realize that
we are not the only ones inspiring
positive change . . .
horrific injuries and traumatized lives, increasing footprint, of our various
development projects, and sometimes
even our ideas (e.g. subjective “A Volunteer’s Flight Feathers”
judgments as to which animals are and They come to us tattered
are not worthy of understanding and They come to us torn
respect). However, as wildlife care They come to us orphaned
volunteers, we have the opportunity to And barely just born
express a positive human influence
for wildlife. We are also They come to us maimed
privileged, since we get to With hardly a wing
meet our wild neighbours They come to us weary
not only as ‘species,’ Too weary to sing
but as individuals.
We work hard. In They come to a promise
fact, AIWC volunteers A promise to lend
logged 72,560 hours between The hearts that we’re given
2000 and 2008. (Note: This The hands that will mend
figure only represents the
minimum time exerted, since We’ll wrap up the tatters
many volunteers are too humble We’ll stitch up the tears
to track all of their AIWC hours, We’ll nurture the orphans
and the number does not include And answer their prayers
the incredible over-time that staff
and summer interns offer pro They’ll learn how to fly
bono.) Yes, we are volunteers, so we With the feathers they’ve grown
do not get paid for our efforts, but we Old wounds will have healed
do not work for nothing. We work for With the stitches once sewn
the animals in distress that increasingly
inundate AIWC year after year, and for It’s those we can’t fix
a more respectful and balanced future. Can’t comfort or console
Who show us not all souls
Are in our control

We learn, and we learn


With each that survive
It’s not their hearts alone
Ours too, learn to thrive ca

For more information about wildlife


rehabilitation, or about upcoming
events such as the provincial AWRA
Conference (April 4th&5th) and the
AIWC Call of the Wilds Gala
(May 23rd), please visit the AIWC
website at www.aiwc.ca, or call
946-2361.

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by Rachel Sentes

On a warm sunny day in February of 2004, Her eyes were unfocused and when I reached over to try
my dog Lucy, a seven year old 28 pound Border Collie cross and pick her up, she clamped her teeth on my thumb biting
was walking next to me on the sidewalk by a busy me. I pulled back and started to yell “Oh my God, Oh my
Edmonton street without a care in the world. Puddles of God!” at the top of my lungs. I was completely confused as
melting snow covered the sidewalk, with snow banks to what was happening. I tried reaching for her again and
pushed up on the surrounding yards. With one little jump when I touched her back I felt a jolt of electricity go through
Lucy landed in a snow bank and began to scream — an me and suddenly I knew that my dog was in horrible pain
unearthly sound that I had never heard in my life. It took and I didn’t know how to stop it.
me a few seconds to realize that the sound was emanating A man came rushing up behind us wearing large boots
from her. My friend and I stood watching as Lucy’s limbs and gloves; he leaned down and picked up Lucy. He placed
contorted uselessly as she struggled to get out of the snow. her in my arms and I could feel the pins and needles of

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electricity shoot through my fingers. The next few days seemed surreal cause her to shake or run away and
Sobbing I said her name and her whole with the mystery of the electrified snow seek solace under a desk or chair.
body shuddered and went limp. I bank slowly unravelling. I had to go back She had played Agility and Flyball
cradled her head which was suddenly to the spot where it had occurred to prior to the accident but now needed
still, her tongue hanging loosely and make sure barriers had been erected to reassurance and help when she
looked for a sign of life. But there was warn other people about the under- played again. In Agility, she suddenly
none. I had lost my dog and didn’t ground danger. It took a long time for decided that she would only go in
understand why. I pulled her close to anyone to come out and isolate the area the tunnels and no amount of
me and she jolted up, her heart but eventually someone arrived and took persuasion would make her go on
pounding and her eyes suddenly care of it. After I was assured it was safe, other pieces of equipment. In
regaining their focus and incredibly I had my thumb dealt with. It wasn’t a Flyball, she became acutely aware of
she was back. A woman who had severe bite, but it needed to be treated any dogs that had high pitched
heard my cries as she was driving past with antibiotics. Lucy spent the evening barks, or any yelping. If she heard a
us had stopped and she quickly sleeping, and twitching, exhausted by the yelp, she would shut down and run
bundled us up and drove us at traumatic event. I couldn’t sleep, worried off the lane to hide. Lucy had always
top speed down the street to the that she would stop breathing in the been a little quirky, but after the
veterinary office of electrocution, she was a
Dr. Beck. little different and our
We rushed in, suddenly I knew that my dog was in horrible pain home just had to adapt to
explaining that we her newly acquired
thought Lucy had been electrocuted middle of the night. I kept my hand on eccentricity.
and they whisked her away into the her chest as she lay next to me. It’s now 5 years later, and Lucy is a
back. I sat down on the bench in the Over the next few days, the story of happy healthy dog who lives life with
foyer and breathed for the first time Lucy and the electrified snow bank drew gusto. She has moved on from Agility
since the strange event had begun. media attention and Lucy was featured and became a certified Pet Therapy dog
Time had ceased to mean anything, on television and in newspapers across visiting patients in hospitals to give back
but when I looked down at my watch I the country. The mystery of the electrical to people who are going through a hard
realized that the entire incident had current was revealed to have emanated time. She is incredibly happy visiting
occurred in less than fifteen minutes. from wiring that had been part of a set of with them and she relishes the attention.
Lucy’s screams were still ringing in my removed footlights in front of a church. She has been featured on local television
ears and it slowly dawned on me that The footlights had been dismantled, but stations as a representative for the Pet
I might be in shock. the current had remained live, its wires Therapy Society of Alberta, and was
Both of the good Samaritans who sending electricity across the ground. interviewed and had a small part in Book
had helped us had disappeared, and Lucy had become a local celebrity Television’s 3 Day Novel Contest
their faces were a blur. I couldn’t for surviving the freak accident and Television Series in 2007. Lucy was also
remember if I had even thanked them. people would stop us on the street to featured in a calendar to raise funds for
Dr. Beck came out and gave us the see how she was doing. The trauma of the Pet Therapy Society, and was
news that Lucy was alive and what we being electrocuted never really left featured in Lisa Wonja’s book Amazing
had suspected was true. She had been her. My immediate concerns were of Dogs. With the recent dog deaths by
electrocuted. The good news was that course the affect of the shock on her electrocution on the streets of Canadian
the shock had been so severe that it body, but also emotionally. At the cities, the miracle of her survival never
had completely shut her body down. time, few dogs had suffered a similar ceases to remind me of the fragility of
According to the EKG he had event so not much was known about life and the strength and tenacity of a
performed, he believed that Lucy’s the emotional toll it could take on her. little mutt named Lucy. ca
heart had ceased beating for approxi- In the months following the
mately 10 seconds. The power of the accident, Lucy needed constant Rachel Sentes is a freelance writer and
voltage had restarted her body and reassuring that everything was ‘okay’. I publicist living in Edmonton. The
fortunately, there were no signs of could never say “Oh my God’ around incident involving Lucy was recounted
electrical burns or other physical her because somehow through all of to her by her sister Kyla who was
problems. Her heart was beating her screaming she had heard my walking with her. Rachel and Lucy
strong with no arrhythmia and her voice. If I used that phrase, she would are currently revising Lucy’s memoir
brain functions seemed normal. When sit down and shake, visibly upset. She for their Vancouver literary agent
she walked out of the back room she seemed to become more tuned into and are looking forward to its
was shaky and a little dazed, and the world around her which meant publication in the near future. For
I scooped her up in my arms to take sounds and situations that had never more information visit:
her home. caused her to bat an eye would now www.gal-friday.blogspot.com

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IN PASSING
celebrating the lives of animal friends

Niko Cinder Blaze


You earned many names over your Whoa fella, I'm new at this
fifteen wonderful years with us: Atta boy, let's ride
Smelly, Dayoo, Bone-ay, Sweetpea, and
a few endearments not fit for mixed
company
Throughout that time there is not
one moment where you gave us reason
to raise our voices at you. You were
ours with your root beer eyes from the moment you
barked furiously into our faces from behind the wire at the They say you have to wreck
Humane Society and you chose to come with us even when before you know how to ride
Roland stepped on your foot. We were told that you were
likely a “barker”. How wrong they were. Easy fella, I'm still sore
I loved your root beer eyes and I could see through Times are a little tough but we'll make it
them as you could see through mine and I know we had a Atta boy, let's ride
special connection that happens when pain and mutual
Time to get ready for the games
empathy form a bridge. There will never be anyone like
you again. Roland misses your talking and the sock fights. Atta boy, let's ride
We are so sorry you had to go because, if we could It's time to ride, where is Wall Lake
have, we would have chosen to keep you as our boy Atta boy, let's ride
forever. Your fur brother Tuco misses you too.
Time for another trail ride
Passed away: 01/04/09 Atta boy, let's ride
Easy fella, I'm learning this farrier thing
Cleo Atta boy, let's ride

It was a sad and tearful day. Cleo


went for her final stroll outside, and A
final car ride. Her name is Red, she's a little bossy
I had to take Cleo to the Vet to
Atta boy, let's ride
have her put down. Her health had
deteriorated significantly over the past His name is Tramp, he's new, show him the ropes
2 weeks. She hadn’t eaten in the past 9 Atta boy, let's ride
days. When getting off the bed or You can take it easy now, you've treated us right
couch, she would simply fall to the
Atta boy, let's ride
floor. She had difficulty walking, and was close to totally
deaf. She has had a tumor on her cheek/ear area for the You've taught me what I know
past 1.5 years. This was likely Cancerous. Whoa fella, I'm here, It'll be okay
I still remember the day, almost 20 years ago, when I
Thank you friend, it's time for you to go
picked Cleo out at the Vancouver S.P.C.A. She was my
companion when I first moved from Kamloops to You can rest now
Vancouver in 1989. I can ride because of you
Yes, she had a very good, long life. Still, that does not Good-bye friend
make this any easier for any of us. She has been a fixture
The wind on my face that dries a tear
around here for 2 decades, half of my life and Chris’s life,
and all of Cayla’s and Cassidy’s lives. I’m sure she is up I know now that you are free
there harassing Casey right now. Goodbye Cleo. Atta boy.

Passed away: 10/04/08 Passed away: 02/17/02

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Why Nature Abhors a Vacuum
by Kitti Freeman

back to its lair where it lived. Molly Finally, all that was left was a pile
knew the red monster lived behind the of chewed up air bag and large chunks

M olly couldn’t
believe her good
door that opened to the small cave in
the wall. It usually slept quietly for
days, but then it would roar to life
of the hard red shell that protected the
monster’s body. It felt good to protect
her flock and to know that from now
luck. She had devouring everything in its wake. on, all of her nests and shredded
been waiting for Molly knew she had been given masterpieces would be safe. Molly ran
the day to the chance of a lifetime when she to her featherless friend and proudly led
extract revenge noticed the big red monster sleeping her back to where the body of the dead
on her mortal outside of its lair one day. Her flock monster lay lifeless on the carpet.
enemy, and it member was busy talking on the Her flock mate was very quiet.
looked like today was the day. She phone and the monster’s tail was still Molly wondered why she didn’t say the
eyed the big, red nest-eating monster. tucked inside its body. She silently usual things she had been taught to say
No noises were coming from it and the approached looking for any sign of when Molly wanted to interact with
light that it shines on the floor was wakefulness. Assured that the her. Molly had taught her to say things
turned off. Molly knew the monster monster slept, she quickly ran to the like, “Good girl Molly”, or “Way to go
must be sleeping. part that the monster breathed out of. Molly Girl”, or, “You’re a pretty birdie,
Molly spent her afternoons She chomped down with all of her Molly”. But none of these sounds were
building cardboard creations on her might on the bag that the monster coming out of her featherless friend.
human flock member’s floor. Her breathed out of. Success; the monster Maybe something was wrong with her
balance wasn’t very good with the still did not roar to life. Molly had seen beak. Molly hopped up on her arm and
plastic disc she had to wear around the bag at the back of the monster fill leaned forward to kiss the strange soft
her neck because she plucked her up with air before. She knew this is beak of her companion. Molly studied
feathers. Her flock member let her out where the monster breathed from and her friends face for a moment, and
of her cage in the mornings and had that this must be its lung. She struck said in her most sincere voice, “I love
strategically placed cardboard boxes again hard with all of the force her you!”
and other parrot toys all over the powerful beak could muster. This time Her friends features softened and
house so Molly could shred them to she ripped a hole right through the bag Molly heard the words she lived for.
her heart’s content. It was much that would deliver oxygen “You’re a good girl Molly, I love you
easier for her to balance on the to the terrible creature. too.”
floor and she loved spending Again and again Molly That night the body of the red
her sunny afternoons making struck, killing the monster monster had disappeared off the
nests and creating other that threatened her carpet where she had killed it. Her
cardboard sculptures with her beak. home and her flock featherless friend seemed more quiet
But then one day the monster members. than usual, but still held Molly close
came. Its long tail plugged into the to her in her favourite rocking chair.
wall and it made a terrible noise when Molly knew she was happy
it sucked up paper and bits of toys off with her for slaying the big
the floor. Molly’s flock mate tried to red monster and keeping
stop it by holding onto its neck, but their cozy little nest safe.
the big red monster continued to Once again she heard
suck up everything in its path. the words she longed for as
All of Molly’s hard work had her friend scratched under
been eaten in minutes by this her wing, “Good girl, Molly-Girl, I
terrible creature. Once it had really love you.” ca
eaten all of her creations, the
monster seemed satiated and Molly is an eight year old Molluccan
the noise would stop and its Cockatoo Parrot who lives with her
bright eye would go dim. It female human flock mate. Molly
would recoil its long skinny has owned and trained her for
black tail inside itself and go three years.

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SPACES and SPECIES
among the world’s oldest living birds
by Kristie Wegener, Conservation Representative

he Sandhill crane belongs to the on a mound of vegetation. Cranes mate extraction leave this migratory bird

T same group of birds as coots,


cranes and rails and is the most
common of all the world’s cranes.
for life; both parents feed the young,
called colts, who are soon able to feed
themselves. The Sandhill crane does
species at risk.

What you can do to help:


Sandhill cranes (Grus canadensis) are not breed until it is two to seven years Maintenance of essential breeding
predominantly found in North America old. It can live up to 25 years in the habitats is the primary need for all
but can range south to Mexico and wild; in captivity they have been known populations of Sandhill cranes. Wetland
Cuba, and as far west as Siberia. Noted to live more than twice as long. Mated conservation is particularly important
for their distinctive and penetrating pairs stay together year round, and in the ranges of nonmigratory
bugling calls, often heard well before migrate south as a group with their populations, and in staging and
the birds are seen, and for their offspring. wintering areas of migratory popula-
elaborate courtship dancing, they are When threatened by avian tions.
among the world’s oldest living birds. predators, a Sandhill crane vaults into Interesting Fact: A Miocene crane
Sandhill cranes are typically found the air toward the potential predator, fossil, thought to be about ten million
around fresh water wetlands, but their throwing its feet forward in a front years old, was found in Nebraska and is
habitat can range from bogs and fens to kick. When confronted with a structurally identical to the modern
open grasslands. Opportunistic eaters, mammalian predator, the crane’s Sandhill crane, making it the oldest
they enjoy eating plants, grains, mice, typical response is to approach with a known bird species still surviving! ca
snakes, insects, or worms. They often spread-wing posture, its bill oriented
dig in the soil for tubers and sometimes toward the animal. If the predator does The Nature Conservancy of Canada,
cause significant crop damage, bringing not retreat, the crane hisses and stabs, (NCC) is dedicated to conserving habitat
them into conflict with farmers. followed by powerful vaults and kicks. for wildlife species like the Sandhill
This crane frequently gives a loud In Alberta, the Sandhill crane is crane for future generations. It is our hope
trumpeting call that suggests a French- listed on the Alberta Natural Heritage that, perhaps one day, these and other
style “r” rolled in the throat. Their Information Network (ANHIC) watch amazing species will no longer be at risk.
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upperparts and grey underparts. Adult tions and
cranes reach four to five feet in height resource
and weigh seven to twelve pounds, with
a wing-span of up to seven feet. Males
are predominantly larger than females,
and otherwise are not distinguishable
from the females. Sandhill cranes in
flight can be differentiated from
herons in that they fly with their
necks extended and by their
nearly constant calls.
Nesting in marsh
vegetation or on the
ground close to
water, the female
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WINGIN’ IT
stories from the bird farm
by Myrna Pearman, Biologist &
Site Services Manager — Ellis Bird Farm Ltd.

finally disintegrat- in the tall grass at the edge of


ed, they moved the orchard before finally being able
into the old to lift off.
spruce shelterbelt As nocturnal beasts, the owls
where their nest weren't expected to be very active
was well screened during the day. Sure enough, a day in
from prying human the life of an owl consists of not much;
eyes. We would occa- yawning, sleeping, stretching,
sionally see young yawning, sleeping, shuffling to another
ones in late summer, a location, sleeping and, if occasioned,
sure sign that they were casting spurious glares at anyone who
still living in the neigh- dares interrupt the routine. Even
bourhood. screaming mobs of crows failed to
Imagine our delight and arouse much more than a raised
surprise when, following a 2007 eyebrow and the odd shuffle sideways.
May snowstorm, the branches on a Young birds beg for food, and
huge spruce tree in the yard yawned owlets are no exception. Armed with a
apart to reveal Ma Great Horned Owl repertoire of croaks and squawks that
and her two white, fuzzy babies. can best be described as bizarre, the
love owls. But then, who doesn’t They couldn’t have picked a more young relentlessly pester their parents

I love owls? For centuries, owls have


held a special place in the hearts
and minds of their human admirers.
convenient spot, right next to the main
trail leading down to our gazebo. Over
the next months, literally thousands of
for food. While most of the feeding is
done during the night, we observed
that day hunting was also necessary
Some think it’s their penetrating eyes visitors gawked at them and were when the appetites of their fast-
and solemn bearing. Others speculate thrilled. growing young charges appeared to be
that it is actually the placement of Sadly, Ma Owl was killed by a car insatiable. We watched them pluck
their eyes—positioned straight forward in mid July, on a highway near the Purple Martins mid air and nab
like ours—that strikes a chord deep in farm. Pa continued his parental duties unwary ground squirrels from the
the human psyche. Whatever the however, and the young survived. lawn. As is typical of all owls, table
explanation, it is the rare human who This past spring, we wondered if manners leave much to be desired;
doesn’t feel some sort of connection Pa would return with a new mate. what can’t be gulped or fed whole is
with these fascinating denizens of the Sure enough, another female took her very unceremoniously ripped into long
night. place in the high nest. This time, we stringy bits that are greedily gobbled.
Of the twelve owl species that are watched with interest as the nesting With the farm closed for the
regularly seen in Alberta, the Great cycle unfolded; from Ma II sitting winter, we no longer keep such close
Horned Owl, our official Provincial sternly and immobile atop her nest to tabs on the owl family. But our weekly
bird, is the most common and the day the little fuzzy white head of visits are usually rewarded with a
widespread. A very adaptable species, their single chick finally popped out glimpse of at least one sleepy
Great Horned Owls are equally from amid her matronly apron of individual, either soberly surveying
comfortable in a variety of habitats, feathers. Despite being “Ohhh”-ed and the yard from the barn window or
from wilderness river valleys and “Ahhh”-ed at by another throng of sitting atop a spruce tree. We hope
heavy coniferous forests to city enraptured humans, the owl family that next year will find them back in
woodlots and prairie coulees. They are went about its business non-plussed. their usual spot. ca
strong hunters with few natural As happened the previous year, the
enemies. owlet eventually ventured out of the If you would like to find out more about
Great Horned Owls have nested at nest onto the nearby branches, how you can get involved, check out
or near Ellis Bird Farm for many dexterously exploring its new world www.ellisbirdfarm.ab.ca or
years. For several seasons, they outside the nest. It then finally took its www.nabluebirdsociety.org.
occupied an old Red-tailed Hawk nest inaugural flight. Obviously a poor flier, Why not plan to start your own
in the west woods. When that nest the owlet spent several days grounded bluebird trail this spring?

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How Digger
Lost His Shadow by Patty Moyer

As I got closer to the

dog run I could see

Digger outside pacing

along the fencing of

his run. That’s

strange I thought,

where’s Shadow?

I
had a tough and very long day at two dogs, Shadow & Digger, would be
work. I was finally almost home after waiting for their supper. Shadow was a
an hour’s drive from the construction three year old Border Collie and Digger
site where I was currently working. was a two year old Black Lab. They
With another mile to go to my were outside farm dogs and never came
acreage, I was looking forward to a nice into the house. Their dog house was an
hot stew that I had put in the slow cook- old converted single room shop. We
er 13 hours ago. But first, I had horses made them a nice large run and play
and dogs to feed and then I could eat area with a 7 ft. chain link fence and
and go to bed. I could hardly wait. attached it to the shop. It was nice and
As I pulled into my driveway my warm in the shop during the cold
eyes glanced around our little acreage. I weather and they had freedom to be
loved it here. It wasn’t a large acreage inside or out whichever they wanted.
and we were located inside the town’s The run and shop both were large
limits but it was still a great place. We enough that if they wanted their own
had a decent barn, some pasture, and a space, it wasn’t a problem.
small cozy house. Currently, we had 7 On my way over to the dog house I
horses, 2 dogs and a number of cats. I heard some barking coming from the
couldn’t see the horses at the moment back area of our pasture but thought
and I thought, fleetingly, that they were nothing of it at the time. We had
probably already inside the barn waiting neighbors right behind us and they also
for supper. After all, I was later than had a dog and a couple of horses. As I
normal. got closer to the dog run I could see
I parked my truck and headed over Digger outside pacing along the fencing
to the dog run to feed them first. Our of his run. That’s strange I thought,

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where’s Shadow? Those two stuck and, I thought, quite familiar. It sound- run. As I stood there and watched
together like glue, where one was, you ed an awful lot like Shadow. As I ran him, Shadow would take a short run
could be sure that the other was close out of the back of the barn I came to a across the pen and jump up at the
by. I called for Shadow but he didn’t dead stop and nearly doubled over fence. He would try to hook his front
come. What the heck was going on? with laughter. The mystery of the claws into the holes of the chain link.
Maybe he was sick inside of his house. missing Shadow and my 7 horses was It took him a couple tries but when he
I quickly unlocked and opened the 7 ft. now solved. All the horses were got latched onto the fence, he just
high walk-in gate, still calling out for bunched up into the far corner of the started climbing. Up and over the top
him. Digger came running up to me pasture behind the barn and there was
woofing and snuffling, tail wagging 90 Shadow keeping them all tightly
miles an hour. For some reason, he bunched into that corner. Every time
didn’t look very happy though, he had one of the horses tried to escape,
this real sad look in his eyes. Worried Shadow would run him back into the
now, I gave him some reassuring pats corner with the others. It was just
and hugs and hurried into the dog hilarious! Well, not really because who
house expecting to see Shadow lying in knows how long the horses had been
his corner on his mat. A quick glance bunched up without water. Good thing
showed me that he wasn’t there. I it wasn’t an exceptionally hot day. I
looked around quickly but considering suppose Shadow figured he would
the room was just one big open area, practice his previously unused talents.
there weren’t many places to hide. Still laughing, I went over and
Where the heck was he? I went back caught Shadow by the collar and
out into the enclosed run and searched rescued the poor horses from their
again. Still no sign of him. Okay, I ordeal. I lead him back to his dog
thought, he has dug a hole under the house, scolding him on the way. I still
fence and escaped somehow. couldn’t figure out how he got out in
Searching the fence, I saw that there the first place. Digger was sure happy
were no holes nor dug out areas. This to see his partner back. I fed them and
is very strange I thought. No sign of then went out to the barn and took
him, no sign of escape, and the gate care of the horses.
had still been locked with the padlock. After eating, tidying up the house
My husband was out of town so I knew a bit, showering, and doing a load of
that he didn’t take Shadow for a walk laundry I finally headed off to bed. I and he was free. He took off at a run
either. I started to panic and went had to leave home at 5 a.m. again. for the horse pasture and I’m sure he
running into the house to start Tomorrow was going to be a short day was totally stunned when I called him
phoning the neighbors to see if anyone as we had almost completed the piece back. He just stopped dead in his
had seen him. of road we were working on. tracks and looked over at me with an
Just before entering the house, I As I headed back into the yard the expression on his face that said,
stopped for a second to listen again. next day about 2 p.m. I was still sort of “Where in the heck did you come
The dog I heard barking when I first wondering about what had happened from, you’re supposed to be at work.”
came home was still going at it strong. yesterday with Shadow. He had never He then slung his head towards the
He sure sounded closer than the been trained as a herd dog but I know ground and walked over to me as if he
neighbor’s house for some reason. On that the instinct is buried deep within knew he was in trouble. I gave him a
a hunch, I turned around and headed the Border Collie breed. I parked the scolding and put him back in the dog
out to the back pasture and barn. truck and was heading to the house run. I then proceeded to the garage
When I got to the barn, I peeked when I heard a scuffle going on over at where I got out the rest of the chain
inside and was kind of shocked at first the dog house. I headed over there link we had stored there. I then built a
– the horses weren’t there at all. My quietly and when I turned the corner frame at the top of the dog run and
mind came up with a stupid thought of the house and saw what was going laid the chain link over the top, thereby
that someone came in and stole my on, not only was I amazed at what I making a roof of chain link over the
dog and my horses! But, now the saw, but it also solved the mystery of enclosure. The escape artist wanna-be
barking I had heard was much closer how Shadow had gotten out of the dog herd dog was now caged for good! ca

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by Katherine Hawkins YOUTH SAID IT
age 8 bogie the bearded dragon
Manchester, Tennessee, USA

Hello,I’m Katherine.

And just this morning I was


reading to Bogie and sudnly Bogie acted
like he wonted to read too! He jumpt off
his rock and looked at the picture for a
very looooong time. He looked all over the
hole page, up and down. Then when he got
bord he turnd around and licked his salid
bowl and then I turned the page and he got
RELLY excited!
He looked all over evry page and lisned
close. I knew he was lisnening ‘cause he
tiped his head at me.
He got relly mad and gave me the
stink-eye when I finished the book and took
it away.
So I got another book and read it to
him. I t was called Dragon in the Wood.
I think I will teach Bogie how to read
english. I don’t have any books written in
dragon. Do you?
Katherine is now writing a book called “The Adventures of Bogart the
Great”. It’s about a bearded dragon who travels America in a hot air
balloon. Each page is a different landmark.
She is off to a super start.

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THE GARDENING BUG
excuse me, but is that a moose in your garden?
by Elaine Rude, Master Gardener

t was my week after she delivers. Well fed, minutes is all it takes to decimate a

I i n i t i a l
encounter
with a moose.
healthy cows can have multiple
offspring (Myrtle routinely has twins
as our area has abundant food). Solid
young tree. A number of hawthorns
and cherries at our place exhibit a
decidedly bonsaied look.
It occurred on a gravel road just food, especially water plants which Since we have set up water tanks
outside of Banff Park’s eastern border. form a large percentage of a moose’s at all of our downspouts Myrtle comes
Driving along admiring the scenery, I diet, is introduced early. Calves grow around much more frequently.
was suddenly surprised by a large at an extraordinary rate, 1-3 kg/day, Observing her drink from a two meter
moose who came crashing out of the so it is essential that the cow’s milk high tank brings into perspective how
brush and proceeded to race be supplemented to support their really large she is.
alongside. Anyone who has ever had a rapid growth. Their rich reddish Outwardly quite docile, Myrtle
half ton of solid muscle running at 30 brown fur, short noses and unending usually ignores us. In fact, I find it
kph., less than a meter away will curiosity make moose babies hard not to go and push her out of the
understand my feeling of panic. particularly endearing. way sometimes, like you would a
Luckily the moose for- horse. Our dog Tommy
feited the race and gets quite agitated
crashed back into the when Myrtle and com-
bush as quickly as it had pany are about.
burst out leaving me Recently one of the
intact to relate this yearlings, probably a
story. bull, seemed to find
Moose are promi- Tommy’s antics more
nent fixtures in our irritating then usual and
household. Our resident repeatedly mock
moose, Myrtle, and her charged him. This intim-
offspring frequent our idating display finally
piece of paradise regu- ended in a draw. I am
larly. In April, a small afraid Tommy would
sunny meadow in back have been on his own if
is a favourite spot for a the yearling had taken it
very pregnant Myrtle one step further.
and her yearling calves Only once have we
to relax and soak up the seen a bull. Spying
sun. She will soon chase the yearlings Each encounter with moose movement along the back of the
away as she prepares to give birth provides us with many stories. An property, what I originally took for a
again. My heart goes out to her as she Australian colleague of my husband’s deer turned out to be gigantic rack of
labouriously heaves her bulk over desperately wanted to see a moose antlers attached to an equally gigantic
fences. before returning to Australia. Randy body. Bulls are at their peak between
Moose are large ungainly crea- would routinely regale him with 3-10 years of age, can have antlers
tures. Standing up to two metres, their encounter-of-the-week stories and even reaching two metres across and can
massive shoulders and longer front legs now still sends updates. As a result, weigh over 1600 kg. Unlike with
give them an awkward rolling gate. occasional correspondence from Down Myrtle, not once did I feel I could just
However, cows can be deceptively quick Under arrives addressed to the ‘Moose walk over and push him out of the way!
if they feel their calves are in danger. Research Station’. However, when my plants are
Calves are born mid-spring after While it is always lovely to see threatened I have been known to grab
the last snows, (timing can be tricky Myrtle and her family, we do so with a broom and run screaming like a
given Alberta’s capricious spring some trepidation. Part of their diet banshee to roust moose out of the
weather). The cow seeks out a solitary consists of willow twigs and branches garden. I must present a truly
place in the bush or on an island to but other woody species are alarming sight as they hoof it out of
deliver and will remain there for a considered delicious as well. Five there every time! ca

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Proud to support
creaturesall Elaine Rude
MASTER GARDENER
in sharing enriching
stories with
Alberta readers, Paintbrush
young and old! Garden
Mr. Len Webber , MLA
Member of the Legislative Assembly
Calgary-Foothills Constituency
Proudly representing the Calgary communities of:
Citadel • Edgemont • Hamptons Design
and
Hidden Valley • Kincora • Sherwood
403•288•4453 in the Alberta Legislature

Consulting

403.241.3688

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A Flummox
©
My next-door neighbor had a thought,

for the family


(and I heard his thoughts first hand)
“Go buy a pet that’ll eat kids
on their next-door neighbor’s command.”
by Très Bore

The search for a pet can overwhelm. My minister shared while building
There’s so many from which to choose. a huge boat on his parched, dry land.
And everyone has their reasons “No matter. Just see you get two,
which help to develop their views. for the end of the world’s at hand.”

I hope you see my quandary; I talked to the kid at the Pet Store.
the basis and cause of my fret. (seemingly full of ambition)
There’s far too many opinions “How about a pair of Panda cubs?”
‘bout what kind of a pet to get. (I suspect he’s paid on commission)

My wife, she wants a tiny dog We’ve still not settled on a pet.
that fits neatly in her purse. Seems it ever will be thus.
But not so cute as to make her, Prompting the bigger question,
by comparison, looking worse. “What pet would settle for us?”

The mailman thought my wife made sense.


“Get a dog, both tiny and cute.”
“But,” he said, “take care to see
it’s slightly smaller than my boot.”

My daughter wants a budgie bird;


no baths, no need for walks.
One that sings, but nothing else.
No interruptions when she talks.

My son has more eclectic tastes.


Seems he wants a Rattle Snake
to take to school and leave in the lounge
where the teachers take their break.

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THE FINAL WORD
the ruse
by Karen Probert

t had become commonplace — my Whenever anyone opened the kitchen door Danni

I Mum, our dog Danni, the doorbell,


the barking stopping.
Danni was really my father’s dog.
would scoot out. He’d run laps around the backyard, he’d
leap at low flying songbirds, he’d peer under bushes, digging
out accumulated leaves, he’d sniff the garden gnome even
Dad had always wanted a dog and knew though no other dogs inhabited the area. He’d pace his side
that this would be his only opportunity. Dad had been of the fence barking long and hard at the rat-sized dog who
transferred to London, England for a two year stint. Mum lived, mostly indoors, at the next-door neighbour’s house.
and I had gone with him. We’d left everyone we knew, If Dad called “Danni”, he’d trot to the kitchen door and
both family and friends, even our beloved old, white cat, come in. If I called him strongly, he’d walk to the kitchen
behind. Each day when Dad went to work, I went to door, stand there defiantly and finally come in at my
school and Mum stayed home. It is only as an adult that I cajoling. If Mum called him he’d
understand now how desperately lonely she was all those carry on with whatever he had been
days. Dad thought a dog would doing. No matter her tone of voice,
help, be something to her hand actions, her offer of a
talk to. So one Saturday doggie treat; he would just ignore
Danni arrived - a ball of her.
black, caramel and white There was a sign on the gate
fuzz with bright eyes and to advise people that we had a dog
sharp little teeth. The very so the gate was always to be
first thing he did was throw closed. If Danni was outside
up on the kitchen floor — when that gate was opened he
there were worms in the would stand, back legs braced,
barf which made me feel beside the kitchen door barking
sick. loudly at whoever had come
Dad was self-assured into his yard. In contrast, if
training Danni. Border Collies someone came to the front
need things to remember, door when he was in the house
things to occupy them, a non- he would run there, then sit in the front hall looking
sedentary life. Within a few up at them, then roll over in hopes of a bellyrub. Anyone
months Dad could walk Danni without a leash - he’d sit at who came through the front door was immediately a friend
each curb to wait until we caught up. He’d heel when told, whether or not Danni’s family agreed.
learned to stay in the downstairs hall unless invited into It didn’t take long for Mum to devise a plan to deal with
the living room. He never entered the dining room. He Danni’s backdoor barking. Hearing the back yard gate open
loved to run in the backyard. He learned to sleep on my and close, Danni would start his barking. Mum would open
bed, to chew nylon stockings, socks and towels if they the kitchen door and request that Danni come in. Then she
were left in my room. would walk through to the front door and reach outside to
Danni obeyed Dad always, me sometimes and Mum ring the bell. Hearing the doorbell, Danni would shoot
never. He seemed to listen to Mum when she talked to through the kitchen into the hall, skidding on the carpet to
him, loved it when she stroked his long, soft fur. arrive in the front hall panting to meet his friend. Mum
Many things were delivered to homes in London in would have already left the front door and passed Danni in
1962. The milkman came whistling daily through the gate the hall in order to arrive quickly at the back door to deal
to the kitchen door. Coal was delivered every second week with whomever was there, closing the door between hall
or so, through the gate and around to the furnace room and kitchen on her way by. Danni would stay in the hall
off Danni’s backyard. A bread man came with some until that door was opened. He never barked in the house.
regularity and garbage was collected weekly when the Danni never did figure out the ruse. He never stopped
trashmen came through that side gate to pick up the tins expecting a friend to be at the front door, never understood
from beside the door. that he’d been outsmarted. Mum’s trick simplified her life,
Danni didn’t like to share his yard with people. He felt became known to all the delivery people and made Dad and
protective about the house and its occupants. His mission I laugh. All these years later I can still see Danni’s eager
was to keep his family and territory safe. face, waiting for a friend in the front hall. ca

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