Success in Love

Humorous business plan composed of humorous quotes

By: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com

Humorous Business Plan Overview

Values being created

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." Joan Crawford "Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. Oscar Wilde "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant. Henry Miller

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Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Targeted market

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess. H. L. Mencken "A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her." Oscar Wilde

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Humorous Business Plan

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Brief history
"Men always want to be a woman's first love women like to be a man's last romance. Oscar Wilde "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen

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Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Milestones completed and future plans

"Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ends by loving love. Remy De Gourmount "Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. Oscar Wilde "A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it." Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Love Management Skills

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." Oscar Wilde "Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away." Dorothy Parker

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Product

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." Henry Louis Mencken "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." Robert Frost "Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind." Bob Phillips "Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage." Ambrose Bierce

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Humorous Business Plan

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com

Operational plan
"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life." Oscar Wilde "Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." Woody Allen "In love, the best way to erase one's face from the tablet of memory is to draw another across it." Helen Rowland

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Development risk

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

"There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: young, old, and middle-aged." Unknown "If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring." Alphonse Karr

Risk management strategy

"If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring." Alphonse Karr

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Growth risk
"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle." P.C. Baudeareil

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Risk management strategy

"Adultery is democracy applied to love." H. L. Menken "Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!" Irish joke
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Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com

Other risks
"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling." Oscar Wilde

Risk management strategy

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs

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Analysis
"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely."

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Basta "After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings." Austin O'Malley "Women are made to be loved, not understood." Oscar Wilde "Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful provided you get between the right man and the right woman." Woody Allen
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Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Competition
"There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy." Jean Anouilh "He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." Benjamin Franklin

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Humorous Business Plan

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Marketing strategy
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." Erich Segal "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." Brendan Francis "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." Woody Allen

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Humorous Business Plan Funds Required and Uses

Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

"Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years." Henry Fielding "If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap!'" Delta Burke "You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." Melanie Clark "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. Brendon Francis
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Success In Love

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com
PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Minicourse)

Financial Projections

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." Henny Youngman "Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses." Lord Thomas Robert Dewar

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Success In Love
Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov

Humorous Business Plan

Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com

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