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He
laughed and tip toed out of Bella’s room and into her living room. He knew that
the quick tap tap of the keys would disturb her.
He slid it open and went straight to his address book; he sent a text to Emmett.
Hello, Emmett. What is up?
Dude, Emmett sent, txt. Ur not wrritin a letr
Sorry. I tend to forget trivial things like that.
Forget it.
Anyway. Have you spoken to Carlisle about the hunting trip next week?
No.
Why?
Y? Cuz Rose wntd 2 go shoppin. Alice wudnt go w/ her
Oh. Well, talk to him now
Dude, I’m busy
With what?
Nonya
What?
Gosh, Edward. Lern 2 tlk da lingo
I’m not a gangster
U dnt gotta b. I 2g2. L8tr bye
Bye, Emmett
Edward slid his phone shut, only to slide it back open again. He punched in a few
letters, then hit send. He heard Bella’s phone go off upstairs.
“Edward!” She hissed from upstairs. “I want to sleep!"
He punched in Sorry and hit send.
She sighed and shut her door.
Edward decided to go back upstairs and sit in Bella’s room.
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“What bra?”
“YES!”
Bella had a picture of her in blue underwear, topless, that she had taken in her
bedroom that morning. She had meant to send it but she forgot until now. Edward
got the picture and nearly died.
Edward threw the phone to Emmett. “Read the messages. I need to go do something
first.” He said as he ran upstairs. Bella ran down in her bra and underwear,
barefoot running out the door.
“EDWARD’S TRYING TO SPANK ME!” Bella yelled.
Everyone laughed as Edward ran outside trying to chase her. Jasper asked Alice why
Edward still had his pants on.
“Carlisle told me to keep my belt on.” Edward said as he carried Bella inside over
his shoulder.
“Edward, take me to your room! I’m practically naked!”
Carlise ran in and gaped at the sight of shirtless Edward and half naked Bella.
“What is going on in here?! I thought I said no sex.”
“You never said that. You said not until we were 107.” Edward and Bella said at
the same time.
“Our ages added together is 116. We beat you by 9 years” Edward said.
“You crazy kids.” He sighed and left.
We all laughed.