1509 It is with great pleasure that we tell you that our most gracious Prince Harry is King!

He married Princess Catherine in May and now they are King and Queen of our great kingdom! When asked what Henrys main priorities were at the beginning of his reign, he answered, God will bless us with a son and the return of the French crown to England. Sporting, youthful and intelligent, King Harry is a great breath of fresh air after a most stifling reign.

1518 We hear there is scandal in the royal household. Queen Catherines Lady in Waiting has given birth to the kings son. Elizabeth Blunt gave birth to a baby boy on 15th June at 5.20 am giving the son his first surviving son. When asked, Queen Catherine said, The king may do as he wishes. God shall soon grant me a son for his highness. But will they have a son, when we have heard that the King no longer visits her majesty in the bedroom?

1530 Gossip has reached us about a certain courtier. Anne Boleyn has been said to have captured our Kings attention away from the Queen. It has been rumoured that he sends her fine jewels and love letters!! How will the Queen endure this terrible dishonour?

1533 Last night, it came to our attention that Henry has annulled his marriage with Catherine and taken Anne to wife! We can only hope that after this break with Rome, Anne will finally give Henry the heir he so desperately desires!

1536 Anne is dead. After being convicted of treason she was beheaded! We are in shock. After Henry passed over Catherine for Anne, we thought for sure that it would last. But rumours are surfacing that she was a witch and had six fingers! We can only be glad that Henry is rid of the wench!

1537 Henry has a son! His greatest love, Jane Seymour gave birth two weeks ago to Edward, Prince of Wales. Unfortunately, Jane is dead but Henry has his son!

1539 Not content with one heir, Henry wants another! And so he has married the Flanders Mare, Anne of Cleves. However, pictures apparently did not portray the real Anne. She looks like a horse and this is not what turns Henry on. Im thinking that an heir will not be forthcoming.

1542 The kings new Queen is an adulteress and a whore! She has been tried and convicted of treason and was, yesterday, beheaded. We are glad that the king has gotten rid of this trollop. But what will the king do now? He has but one son and two illegitimate daughters!

1543

One year later and the king has married the lovely and gracious Catherine Parr. We can only suspect that in his old age Henry will use her more as a nurse than a wife, if you know what I mean. Both his daughters are now declared illegitimate and are second and third in line for the throne. But no worries, Edward will live forever!