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HOWL-O-SCREAM
Reasons Youll
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Features
28 24 HOURS, 24 TIMES OU
STILL SUCKS: A TIMELINE
42 GAME DAY A-Z
The Breakdown of Every
Epic Saturday This Season
Music
48 MUSIC CALENDAR
49 HOT ARTIST
Kyle Park
50 SPINS
Mid-Semester Motivation
Hot Section
10 HOT LIST
12 HOT OR NOT
16 HOT COUPLE
22 HOT STYLE
The Scene
32 DRINK SPECIALS
Every Bar.
Every Special.
Every Night.
34 PARTY PICS
Are You the Lucky Winner?

Your Place
58 HOUSING GUIDE
Find Your New Place
In Every Issue
08 TRENDS
09 CAREERS
14 CAMPUS VOICES
20 HOW TO
44 ON CAMPUS
52 BUZZ
54 QUIZ
56 TFM
62 FOOD
64 FUN STUFF
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40 WAYS TO BE THE
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Personally, Im a huge fan of this month, and
thats primarily because October 17th is my
birthdaywhich I also happen to share with a
fellow by the name of Eminem.
And a birthday isnt all I have in common
with Marshall Mathers; we both share an
anity for white tees, a general disdain
towards society, a tendency to look dazed and
slightly stoned on ESPNs halftime show,
and, naturally, mad rap skillz. (On second
thought, I lied: all we have in common is the
birthday.) But enough about me, lets talk
about YOUor, more specically, what weve included in the magazine
FOR YOU this month
In honor of the return of our favorite sport, weve dedicated this entire
issue to football, spirit and how to be a kick-ass fan in the stands. Our
guide gives you tips for surviving game day, wardrobe dos and donts,
tailgating essentials, andmost importantlystrategies for achieving
fame via jumbotron. (Tears and/or twerking recommended.) Just dont
drop the goddamn spirit stick, okay?
Weve also got a list of the weirdest (REAL!) college mascots, a how-to
for dating the quarterback, a killer quiz to see what position you should
play, your college game day alphabet, andin honor of the Red River
Rivalryan entire two pages dedicated to OU straight-up sucking
(though we couldve done circa 60 on the topic).
Plus theres the usual awesome stu. ink Halloween costume
inspiration, shows you gotta check out this month (cough-ACL-cough),
andddd much, much more.
Okay, maybe just a little more.
Happy fall, yallll
OH, OCTOBER
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Between their legendary status (20
years on 6th street) and awesome
entertainment (dueling pianos,
anyone?), we hardly need another
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imbibersor, really, just one ambitious
alcoholic. Personally, we suggest you
buy one for each of the girls above.
Babes LOVE rubber duckies.
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of Pinnacle Tropical Punch, Peach
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of allthe original Hawaiian Punch,
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of your childhood fave.

LAKE AUSTIN
This masterpiece is made up of Midori,
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and pineapple juice and topped with a
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LUCKY DUCK
A delightful, drinkable gem, this ones
made up of Pinnacle Tropical Punch,
Blue Curacao, muddled lemons and
organic lemonade. (And everyone
knows organic means healthy, so drink
up and make your mama proud.)
FAT JESUS
We like to picture our Fat Jesus as a
mix of Absolute Pear, organic grape
juice and fresh limein a tuxedo t-shirt,
naturally.
PORN STAR
Finallyporn you dont have to hide!
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LONGHORN FOOTBALL
What has beer, boots, and lots of
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OVERALLS
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when it comes to fashion at least, over
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SAM THE MINUTE MAN
Because THATS what the
ladies want, UMass Amherst
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BIG RED
Western Kentucky thinks
bigger is better
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LIL RED
But Nebraska knows size
doesnt matter
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THE FIGHTING OKRA
Sounds, umm, delicious, Delta
State?
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ARTIE THE FIGHTING
ARTICHOKE Alright,
Scottsdale CC, props for, uhh,
edibility
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THE TREE
Stanford, youre smart, but
what is thisLOTR?
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SCROTIE
Its a scrotum. A SCROTUM.
RISD, were gonna bust your
balls a little bit
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KEGGY THE KEG
Cheers for beers! Dartmouths
doin it right
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SAMMY THE BANANA
SLUG Nothing tougher than an
invertebrate, eh, UC Santa
Cruz?
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THE BLUE BLOB
K, Xavier, YOURE NOT EVEN
TRYING
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An unexpected
team getting an
upset win
Being the beer
pong champ at
your tailgate
Hoisting the
crystal football
in a confetti
shower
Awful seasons
leaving a taste
in your mouth
thats sour
Drinking too
much pre-game
and waking up
with a cell mate
Your team not
even qualifying
for the Kraft
Fight Hunger
Bowl
Your teams
great record
because
players know
their role
A game-winning
drive leaving the
other team in
dismay
A walk-on kicker
that cant hit a eld
goal from 20 yards
away
Being overly upset,
crying, when your
team doesnt win
Your team being chosen
to win by Lee Corso
Being way overweight and
baring your torso
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Hometown: Houston
Major: Urban Studies
Michelle Obama FTW!
Shes beautiful.
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Hometown: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Major: Kinesiology
"Clintonalso Obama. The way he
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his mistress, I'd get royal treatment
like Olivia Pope in Scandal."
Jazmine Smith, 21
Hometown: Houston
Major: Sports Management
Barack Obama, because hes
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Hometown: Houston
Major: Business
Barack Obama, duh. Why not?
OUR FANS TELL US WHATS ON THEIR MIND
Which US President or First Lady would you
hook up with and why?
CAMPUS VIBE
Offering my advice
nagging about my
driving abilities
HE SAID/SHE SAID
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We split these two up
and quizzed them to
test their true love.
(Been together for 9 months)
WHAT MOVIE STAR WOULD
SHE LIKE TO MARRY?
Pasta
Pizza
Ryan Gosling Ryan Gosling
Me
Alex did!
Hometown: Flower Mound
Major: Nursing
Hometown:Coppell
Major: Advertising
Shelby, 20 Alex, 20
SHE SAID HE SAID
LOVE-O-METER
Destined for Disaster
Barely a Booty Call
Starting to Sizzle
Perfect and Passionate
Must be Marriage
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WHATS HER
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WHO INITIATED THE
FIRST KISS?
WHAT IS HIS MOST
IRRATATING HABIT?
CRAZY IN LOVE?
Are you and your lover
meant to be like Beyonce
and Jay Z or more Taylor
Swift and ll-in-the-blank?
To test your love, email
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WHAT IF THEY MATED?
Wonder what kind of
child they'd make? We used
high-tech tools to fuse the
faces of these lovebirds and
see just how cool their kid
would be.
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Would you rather date Miley
Cyrus or Taylor Swift?
Neither, but Miley Cyrus if I had
to choose between the two. At
least she likes to have fun and
doesnt whine about everything
like T-Swift.
When we say Beyonc,
you say
cant twerk like my new
girlfriend, Miley Cyrus.
If you were a rapper, what
would your name be?
D-hydrate
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Whats your idea
of the perfect
rst date?
Open bar at
Top Golf
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Fill in the blanks: In
10 years, youll be
protesting whaling
off the coast of
Japan and just
kidding, Ill be rich.
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Whats a total
dealbreaker for you?
A girl who consistently
smokes cigarettes
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Hometown: Austin
Major: Criminal Justice with a Minor in Business
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but heythat doesnt
mean youve abandoned
your high school dream of
dating the quarterback. In
fact, some might say you
still think pretty frequently
about gettin all up in that
jock strap. (NO SHAME
IN YOUR GAME.) But
unlike every teen movie
ever, youre gonna need
more than a pair of pom
poms to win a college QB
over. So call an audible on
whatever shit youre doing
now, read the steps below,
and get readyto SCORE.
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BEFRIEND THE CENTER
Nobodys closer to homeboy than
the player whose crotch he sticks his
hands in every day! After befriending
the guy whos QB1s number one,
youre one step closer to gettin some.
KEEP A SECRET
The best way to earn his trust? Tell no
one about his non-NCAA-disapproved
activities. (And there will be perks:
after every autograph session, we hear
Johnny Manziels gf gets great gifts.)
PRIORITIZE PROBLEMS
Sure, hookers might be one of those
NCAA-disapproved activities, but it
comes with the territory. He'll probably
get a Ferrari or some shit too, so the
perks outweigh the potential herp.
KNOW THE VOCAB
Trying to get a QB in the sack? At
least know its bad when he gets
sacked. And pig skin, believe it or not,
isnt code for a condom. (Though
porking makes it seem logical, eh?)
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DATE THE
QUARTERBACK
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER
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...OR DATE THE KICKER
Hes def an easier catch, so
get your kicks with the kicker. Sure,
quarterbacks are good with their
hands, but heyhes good with feet.
And you just might be into that.
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In the 20s, they gave out alcohol for
Halloween, right?
GORILLA AND BANANA
You will never have a better excuse
to chase one another down a public
street.
For you tricks and treats, drop the nurse and doctor getup and go big this year
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DOC HOLLIDAY AND A SALOON GIRL
Nothing quite shows Texas spirit like
boots, lace and plastic pistols.
6 Halloween
Do's and Don'ts
How to Dominate the
Ultimate Game of Dress Up
DO get creative with your costume
DONT wear a costume you have
to drunkenly explain all night long
DO take pics with people who
have better costumes than you
DONT puke on those peoples
costumes
DO pick a costume with
practicality: bathroom access,
mouth access, etc.
DONT dress up as a hipster; save
that ironic mustache and luke-
warm PBR for the other 364 days
of the year, yall
For you tricks and treats, drop the nurse and doctor getup and go big this year
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Two things: 1) Complete
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PIRATE
Youll be sure to get your
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FLYING SOLO
You might be arriving alone, but youll be the center of attention with these killer costumes
UNICORN
Because cats and
bunnies were so 2008
URSULA
The baddest Disney
bitch around
*No models were hurt in the making of this feature
though we imagine that spandex was VERY uncomfortable.
PREGNANT WOMAN
AKA The Ghost of
Halloween Future
NUDIST ON STRIKE
At least for the rst
half of the party, eh?
CEREAL KILLER
Do your thighs a favor and
stab that box of carbs
GODS GIFT TO MAN
An interactive costume for
under $5
SB STYLE
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SPIDERMAN
Two things: 1) Complete
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PIRATE
Youll be sure to get your
bootys worthAMIRIGHT?
FLYING SOLO
You might be arriving alone, but youll be the center of attention with these killer costumes
UNICORN
Because cats and
bunnies were so 2008
URSULA
The baddest Disney
bitch around
*No models were hurt in the making of this feature
though we imagine that spandex was VERY uncomfortable.
PREGNANT WOMAN
AKA The Ghost of
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NUDIST ON STRIKE
At least for the rst
half of the party, eh?
CEREAL KILLER
Do your thighs a favor and
stab that box of carbs
GODS GIFT TO MAN
An interactive costume for
under $5
SB STYLE
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just remember that in Norman theyre busy sucking24 hours a day. Hook em, baby.
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YOU GRAB A
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ESPRESSO AT THE
BUCKS AND OU
STILL SUCKS
YOU CHECK OUT
THE T&A ON YOUR
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DESK AND OU STILL
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SINCE TOASTER
STRUDELS ARE ONLY
FILLING FOR 5-YEAR-
OLDS, YOU EAT A
BREAKFAST TACO OR
FOUR AND OU STILL
SUCKS
YOU HEAD BACK TO
YOUR DORM TO NAP
FOR AN HOUR AND
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YOU SKIP BIO TO
WATCH ORANGE IS
THE NEW BLACK
AND OU STILL
SUCKS
YOU SKIP BIO
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ORANGE IS THE
NEW BLACK
AND OU STILL
SUCKS
YOUR ROOMMATE
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GREGORY, YOU THROW
UP THOSE FOUR
BREAKFAST TACOS
MID-CRUNCH AND OU
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YOU WALK THROUGH
THE WEST MALL, GET
ASSAULTED WITH 700
FLYERS AND OU STILL
SUCKS
ITS 5 OCLOCK
SOMEWHERE
AND OU STILL
SUCKS
YOU MEET THE
HOMIES FOR
MARGS AT
FUZZYS AND
OU STILL SUCKS
YOU DECIDE A
FOURTH MARGARITA
IS A RESPONSIBLE
DECISION AND OU
STILL SUCKS
YOU HEAD BACK TO
YOUR APARTMENT
AND PUT A PIZZA
IN THE OVEN, ITS
NOT DELIVERY, ITS
DIGIORNO AND OU
STILL SUCKS
YOUR FRIENDS COME
OVER, THE PARTY
GETS STARTED AND
OU STILL SUCKS
ITS T-SHIRT TIIIIIIIME
AND OU STILL
SUCKS
YOU CRAM IN
THE E-BUS WITH
CIRCA 150 SWEATY
STUDENTS AND
OU STILL SUCKS
YOU TAKE SHOTS, DO THE
WOBBLE, FALL A FEW
TIMES AND OU STILL
SUCKS
YOU ASK A POLICE
OFFICER IF YOU CAN
PET HIS HORSE, HE
SAYS NO, YOU AVOID
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YOU CLOTHESLINE
THREE FRESHMEN TO
GET ON THE EBUS
AND OU STILL
SUCKS
YOU PUT YOUR LEFTOVER
PIZZA IN THE MICROWAVE,
PASS OUT ON THE COUCH
AND OU STILL SUCKS
YOU WAKE UP PANTING
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DREAMING YOU DECIDED
TO GO TO OU AND OU
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AFTER REALIZING YOU DONT,
YOU PAT YOURSELF ON THE
BACK, FINISH THAT PIZZA, GO
BACK TO BED AND YEAH
BTWOU STILL SUCKS
just remember that in Norman theyre busy sucking24 hours a day. Hook em, baby.
SUBMIT YOUR
BEST PICS FROM
GAME DAY!
Post photos on our
wall at facebook.
com/studybreaks
to win a limited-
edition college tee!
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Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake) Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas $5.75 Frozen Margaritas
Buffalo Billiards (201 E 6th St // 479-7665) 4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks & wines
4-close // Half Price Appetizers, $1 off select drafts,
well drinks, and house wines
4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and house wines
Coyote Ugly Saloon (501 A East 6th St) Mexican Monday $2 Tecate, $3 Corona, $4 Cuervo Texas Tuesday $2 Shiner and $3 Titos White Trash Wednesday $3 Tallboys and $3 Jim Beam
Chuggin Monkey (219 E. 6Th // 476-5015)
HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics //
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics
Chupacabra Cantina (400 E. 6th St // 703-4628) $2 Draft, $3 Fireball, $5 Liquor Pitchers $3 Fireball, $4 Texas Tornadoes, $5 Liquor Pitchers
$2 Mexican Beer, $2 Frozen Margaritas, $3 Fireball, $5
Liquor Pitchers
Dizzy Rooster (306 E. 6Th // 472-7229)
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well &
$2 Domestics
$1 Tallboys All Night, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well & $2
Domestics
$2 Wells & $3 Domestics, Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 Well &
$2 Domestics
Double Daves (3000 Duval St. // 476-DAVE) Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily
The Drag Bar (2324 Guadalupe St. // 828-6063) Happy Hour Price ($1 off) on all drafts all day long
$2 Tuesday Domestic bottles & cans, premium wells,
& Jger shots
$1.25 Lone Star and ZiegenBock pints
Elysium (705 Red River St // 474-2285) CLOSED $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots
$2.50 Bottled Domestics, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft,$2.00
Blood Shots
Fuzzys Taco Shop (2522 Guadalupe// 382-5553) $1 Zeigenbock $1.50 Tecate $2 Titos $2 Wells/West Campus Well Wednesdays
Friends (208 E. 6Th // 320-8193) $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers
Haven (409 Colorado St // havenaustin.com) CLOSED CLOSED $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles
Kingdom (103 East 5th, Suite B) CLOSED CLOSED $3 Austin Draughts & $4 Red Bull Bombs All night
The Library Bar (407 E. 6th St // 236-0662) $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks + $2 Import Drafts
The Lodge (411 E. 6th St // 547-4161) $2 Wells and Domestics Texas Tuesdays - $1 Miller High Life til 11PM, $2 Miller Lites $2 Tequila, $2 Mexican Beers
Maggie Maes (323 E. 6Th // 478-8541) $3 domestics $3 domestics $3 domestics
Mellow Mushroom (2426 Guadalupe st // 472-6356) Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close
Micheladas Cafe Y Cantina (333 E. 2nd St. 320-0300))
All day happy hour! $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1
off cocktails
All day happy hour! $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1
off cocktails
Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1
off cocktails
Mooseknuckle Pub (406 E. 6Th // 350-4747) $2 Wells & Domestics $2 Wells & Domestics $2 Pints & Wells
Midnight Rodeo (2201 E. Ben White Blvd. // 448-0885) Available for private parties. Contact us today! Available for private parties. Contact us today! $1.50 Coors Light & Miller Lite LNs $2.00 U-Call-Its
The Ofce Bar & Beer Garden (3526 E 7th St) $2 Doms, $15 Import Buckets, Free Pool All Night $2 All Beer from 9pm - 11pm $2 Doms, Free pool, Freek Karaoke All Night
Oilcan Harry's (211 W 4th Street // 320-8823) Jackpot Karaoke / Happy Hour All Day All Night $1 well drinks $2 Drinks / 80s Music
Peckerheads (402 E. 6Th // 473-2553) Closed $2 Any Tequila, $2 Any Mexican Beer $2 Bud Lights, $3 H-Bombs
Petes Dueling Piano Bar (421 East 6th St // 472-7383) NO COVER NO COVER NO COVER
Soho Lounge (217 E. 6Th // 472-1916) $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Well Drinks & Well Shots $2 Well Drinks & Domestic Beers
The Stage on Sixth (508 E. 6th Street // 614-1540) Closed $2 Texas Beers & $3 Texas Spirits $3 Dos XX & $2 Margaritas
Thirsty Nickel (325 E. 6th Street) $4 Smirnoff vodka + $3 wells and Domestics Local night. Cheap Texas beer. $3 Titos and Deep Eddy $2 tall boys
Toulouse (409 E. 6Th St. // 473-2553) $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars $2 Wells & Domestics + $5 Mason Jars
219 West (219 W. 4Th St. // 474-2194) HH 5P-9PM/ $3 Drafts+$2.50 Bud &Miller Lt& $6-$8Ptchr Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$6-$8 Pitchers/$1 Miller Lt All Night
Hh 5P-9P/$3 Drafts/$2.50 Bud Lt&Miller Lt/$4-$8 Martini
Shakers
The Lion & Rose (701 S Capital of Tx Hwy)
4pm-2am// Order a Pint & receive a 22oz*, Dos XX Pints
$2.95, House Margaritas $3.50, + Cuervo Gold $3.99
$4.25 Stella, $4.50 Absolut Vodka
& $3.95 Sam Adams pints
PINT NIGHT begins at 7:00pm! $3.95 New Castle Brown Ale
pints & Bacardi Rums $3.50
Lucky Lounge (209 West 5th St // 479-7700) $2 Lone Stars Lucky Tuesdays!! $2 Wells and Domestics till Midnight $3 Dos XX
Speakeasy (412 Congress // 477-2789) $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine $3 Margaritas On The Rocks, Cosmos + House Wine
Warehouse Saloon (509 E. Ben White Blvd //443-8799) $2 Tallboys
Tex-Mex Tuesdays// $2 Corona & Lonestar,
+ $3 Cuervo & Titos Vodka
$2 Domestic + $2.50 Import Bottles
Wingzup ( 1000 E. 41st St Suite 210 // 323-2587) 50 Original Wings After 6PM 50 Boneless Wings After 6PM $1 Tenders After 6PM + Live Music After 9PM
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$7.75 CoronaRita F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar
4-8 HH // $1 off select drafts, well drinks and wines F: 8 - Close: $4 Zwack Bombs & $3 Mirror Pond Pale Ale Open to Close $2.50 well drinks and house wine $3 Bloody Marys 11 am to 4 pm
Thirsty Thursday $2 Miller Lite and $5 Bombs
F: Ladies Night $3 Malibu and $3 Kazis
S: $2 Miller Lite
Sinful Sunday $2 Miller Lite and $3 Jager Happy Hour 5-7pm $1 Domestic Drafts and $1 Wells
HHour 2-8PM $2 Wells, & $3 Domestics // $1 Tall Boys F+S: HAPPY HOUR UNTIL 11PM-7 // $2 WELLS & $3 DOMESTICS $2 Wells & $3 Domestics
$3 U Call It, $4 Tx Tornadoes, $5 Liquor Pitchers F & S: $3 Fireball, $8 Liquor Pitchers
$1 Mickeys & High Life Gernades, $3 Fireball, $5 Liquor
Pitchers
$3 Fireball, $5 Liquor Pitchers on the Week Days
F+S: Happy Hour 2-8 pm: $2 wells and dom $4 F BOMBS ALL
DAY EVERYDAY estics
Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily Lunch Buffest 11-2:30 // 1/2 Price Pints & App 4-7 Daily
$5 Study Breaks: Get a pint of Lone Star or ZiegenBock any
well or cold shot
F:BOMB DAY! $3.50 well bombs, $4.50 for premium bombs
S: $1 off all Texas drafts & $2.50 Jger shots
$1 off all Texas drafts & $4 Bloody Marys
(Happy Hour Mon-Fri 3-7pm): $1.50 Lone Star & Ziegen-
Bock Pints, $3.50 premium wells & $1 off all Drafts
$2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $3.00 Wells, $2.00 Blood Shots F+S: $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft $2.50 Wells, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft, $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.00 Blood Shots, $2.50 Rolling Rock Draft
3$ Titos/Jim Beam
F: $3 Titos/JimBeam S: $3 Titos/Jim Beam ($2 Bud Lights during
Longhorn Games)
HH All Day $2 Bud Lights $2 Ritas $1.50 PBR and $5 Pticher of PBR
$2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers
F: $2 H Bombs All Night F+S: $3 Mimosas 4-7pm, $1 Jello Shots and $1
Test Tube Shots
$3 Mimosas from 5-8pm $2 F-Bombs and $2 Kazis, $3 Beers
$3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka F+S: $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and avors) before 11pm $3 wells, domestics and UV Vodka. $100 UV Bottles $100 UV Vodka Bottles (and avors) before 11pm
$3 Austin Draughts & $4 Bartenders Choice Shots All night $3 Austin Draughts and $3 Wells until Midnight $5 Fresh Margaritas and $3 Austin Draughts $3 Austin Draughts until Midnight
College Night// $1.50 Domestic Bottles & Well Drinks
+ $2 Import Bottles & $2.50 U Call Its - Until 11PM
F+S: $2.50 U Call Its Until 11PM & $3 Long Island Teas All Night $1.50 Domestic Drafts & Well Drinks
$2 Any Beer, $2 Any Drink
F: $2 Wells and Domestics
S: $2 You Call It til 11PM
$2 You Call it all night
$3 You Call Its F+S: $3 Domestics Till 11pm $3 Domestics
Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm -close
F: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close
S: Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close
Happy Hour 3pm-6pm and 10pm-close $3 LITs and $3 Margaritas
Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1
off cocktails
F: Happy Hour 4-7pm $3 Margaritas, $2 off appetizers, $1 off
cocktails S: Brunch 10am-3pm $2 Mimosas
Brunch 10am-3pm $2 Mimosas
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40 WAYS TO BE THE BEST FAN EVER!
BRING YOUR A GAME THIS SEASON
AND DOMINATE GAME DAY
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER PHOTOS: PRESS
DONT Be An IdiotDO Follow These Guidelines
DO: GET LOUD
Unless you have strep throat or
your tongue down the throat of the
equally enthusiastic fan next to you,
have some respect and scream your
tonsils off like a champ.
DONT: TEXT DURING THE
GAME
This is on par with texting during
a movie, except theres no pimply
15-year-old AMC employee there
to kick you outjust a bunch of old
announcers to call you outon TV.
DO: TALK SOME SHIT
Trust uswere all about the booing.
And really, the refs would probably
be disappointed if they didnt get a
token BULLLLLL SHITTTTT chant
16 times a game. (ITS CALLED
MAKE BETTER CALLS. SORRY
WERE NOT SORRY.)
DONT: THROW ANY SHIT
Ever heard of Malice at the Palace?
No? YouTube it. Throwing paper
cups at opposing players is hilarious
until they go all Ron Artest (sorry
Meta World Peaceoh, irony) on
your ass. And football players
actually know how to hit, soooo.
DO: KNOW THE RULES OF THE
GAME
If you dont know what a rst down
is, GTFO COMMIE.
DONT: BE OBLIVIOUS
If you try to start an off-ense!
(clap, clap) chant when your team
is on defense, youre gonna get
deckedor at least glared at passive
aggressively. (#awkward)
DO: DRINK (RESPONSIBLY)
BEFORE THE GAME
Catch a buzz; dont get hammered.
Passing out in the bleachers is such
a newb move, especially when
strangers start force-feeding you
granola bars and $6 Dasani.
DONT: THINK YOU CAN
DRINK AT THE GAME
In case you werent aware, they
dont sell beer inside the stadium.
Tragic, yes, but we hear the AA in
NCAA is for alcoholics anonymous,
so sobriety reigns supreme at the
concession stand.
DO: CARB UP AND STAND UP
Youre GONNA need your energy,
because youre GONNA be standing
for circa four hours. Get your ass to
Olive Garden for some never-ending
pasta bowl or go sit in the upper
decks with the senior citizens.
DONT: WATCH THE GAME AT
A BAR
Sure theres air conditioningand
chairsdrinksand probably food
and big-screen TVs.wait, what?
NO. GO TO THE GAME. (PS: Well
be at the bar.)
Football season is here, yall! (As if you didnt know.) And sure youre not technically playing,
but being a spectator also requires some skill, so consider this your playbook for kicking ass in
the standsno athletic prowess required.
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GAME DAY DOS AND DONTS
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DO: Boots
Youre in Texas, yall, so
bite the bullet and rock the
boots. (The better to hide
asks in, so we hear.) Check
out collegeboots.com for
particularly stylish pairs
customized for your school.
DONT: Heels
Sorry, are you insane? Not
only is the discomfort level
unparalleled, but for every
inch of heel, your odds of
busting ass in the bleachers
increase roughly 100%.
Wear wedges if you must,
but keep in mind that once
the game starts, nobody
cares how long your legs
look.
DO: Your Teams Colors
Color us original (ha) but
the easiest way to rep your
university is with a perfectly
themed palette, naturally.
DONT: The Rival Teams
Colors
We dont care if its your
color (as if something like
maroon is ANYONEs color)
or brings out your eyes or
some shit. Dont be a traitor;
stay true to your hue.
DO: Classy Looks
Theres a traditional aspect
of tailgating in the South
that practically begs for
dresses and polos. Its
collegiate couture, mmkay?
DONT: Trashy Garb
Yes, its a million degrees
out. No, you still cant
dress like a stripper. Save
the bikinis and banana
hammocks for your night
job, babeseven if theyve
got the mascot on them.
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FOOLPROOF WAYS TO GET ON THE JUMBOTRON
DATE THE QUARTERBACK
If hes got Heisman potential, your
chances of fame quadruple, but
either way, if youre boning the guy
with the ball and youre standing next
to his momBOOM! Big screen, baby.
RUSH THE FIELD
Sure, you might also get arrested,
but hey! A mug shot is really just a
gloried paparazzi pic, ya know?
BRIBE THE CAMERAMEN
To ensure your moment(s) in the
spotlight, simply slip a twenty to the
lad or lady behind the lens and tell
them the section where they (and
their new friend Andrew Jackson)
can nd you and make you famous.
MAKE A FUNNY SIGN
A D and a fence? You MAVERICK.
Sorry, youre going to need more
originality (and not just glitter glue)
for your poster board to get picked
out, so try and think outside the box,
and Martha Steward the shit out of
that sign.
DANCE LIKE NO ONES
WATCHING
Any wuss can wobble and any
weenie can do the YMCA. Shake
your moneymaker a little more and
youll be way more likely to attract
attention. (Helpful hint: Cute little
kids dancing are more popular than
youll ever be, so borrow a skilled
six-year-old from a tailgate if you
gotta. Were sure their parents will
understand.)
DRESS TO IMPRESS
Wigs are welcome, capes are
encouraged, and if you have enough
friends and body paint to spell out
the team name (and enough skill/
sobriety to do it without appearing
dyslexic), youll be good to go.
CRY
The bawling band girl from OU got
her 15 minutes of fame, and you can
too! Not that emotionally invested in
the game? Just think of something
really sad (dead puppies?) and let the
tears ow. Trust us: Cameramen have
a sixth sense for sadness.
BE HOT
Both Pamela Anderson and Kate
Upton got their start via horny
cameramen and approving crowds
at sports games. That said, break
out the blonde hair and big boobs
and youll be landing your spot on
the jumbotronand spread in Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Editionin no
time!
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HOME GAME SURVIVAL STRATEGIES
GET UP EARLY
You stayed up late last night?
Suck it up. Its game day, and you
shouldve been asleep with visions
of sugarplums (or touchdowns
whatever) dancing in your head by 9
p.m.not watching Nick at Nite and
getting stoned. Get some coffee and
get your ass in gear. Its GAME TIME,
BABY.
EAT A BREAKFAST OF
CHAMPIONS
You may not be an athlete, but that
doesnt mean you shouldnt eat like
one. Standing in the stands under the
sun requires stamina, and you, you
fantastic fan, deserve to see your face
on a Wheaties box
But that shits not gonna happen,
so just eat some Wheaties instead,
mmkay?
PAINT YOUR BODY
Whether youve got six-pack abs or
more of a keg, nothing says school
spirit like coating your torso in your
teams colors. Just be sure to use
paint thats meant for skin and not,
uhh, walls.
SLATHER ON THE SUNSCREEN
Unless that body paint has SPF, youd
be advised to use protection. Unless
your team color is red, skin tone la
lobster isnt a good look.
ROLL DEEP
Some things are best done solo
like knittingor masturbation. But
football games? Not so much.
Between the heat and the booze,
tailgate survival rate is pretty low, so
bank on bringing along roughly twice
as many people as youll actually
need. Victory loves company, ya dig?
DRINK WATER
Thanks, Mom! Yeah, we know, but
after every alcoholic libation, make
sure you think about hydration.
Youre sweating roughly a gallon
a minute (ITS SCIENCE), and
dehydration is bottomline the most
embarrassing reason to go to the
ER. Plus, ambulances are not so
affordable, and if your friend has to
skip the game to take you home or
to the hospital, theyre pretty much
gonna hate you.
PERFECT THE POWER NAP
You think you can rally? Thats cute.
Polish your snoozing skills so that
after tailgating by day, youll be
ready to celebrate that win (or drown
your sorrows) by night. And if that
30-minute power nap turns into
a seven-hour siesta, wellSunday
Funday, anyone?
How To Give It Your All, Yall
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What You Need to Dominate the Tailgating Scene
(PS: Dont forget beer. Lots and lots of beer.)
ESSENTIALS FOR PRE-GAMING LIKE A PRO
01 | Etn BoostSolar Solar-Powered Back-Up
Battery for Phone/Tablet, $100, and 02 | Rukus
XL Solar-Powered, Wireless Sound System,
$200, etoncorp.com
03 | Cooler Scooter (250 Watt), $400,
coolerscooterdirect.com
04 | GoPong Portable Beer Pong Table, $55,
wayfair.com
05 | Texas Flag Needlepoint Flask, $65,
smathersandbranson.com
06 | Nerf Classic Football, $15, kmart.com
07 | GoBar Portable High Top Bar, $95,
kegworks.com
08 | George Foreman 5-Serving Classic Plate
Grill, $50, georgeforemancooking.com
09 | Crossbow Water Balloon Launcher, $20,
sharperimage.com
Because the sun should do
something besides make you
sweaty...like charge your phone and
blast your music, naturally
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Why carry your cooler when you can
ride it? You can't put a price on lookin'
like a badass while you pass out beers
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If you're tailgating without
drinking games, you're doing it
responsibly wrong
A needlepoint flask,
just like Grandma
used to make (No?
Your grandma sucks)
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Perfect for a little
pick-up and proving you
haven't totally traded
your athleticism for
alcoholism
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The ultimate way to take
your tailgate to the next level
(bartender not included)
It's super portable, serves five,
AND doubles as a panini press
(A PANINI PRESS!)...Football
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water balloons at the opposing
team's fans...ah, hell, yeah we are
(#MATURITY)
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SPIRIT GROUP SPOTLIGHT:
THE TEXAS WRANGLER DARLINS!
The sister organization of the Texas Wranglers is devoted to
service, sisterhood and SPIRIT! Here, they focus on that last one
and talk football, tailgating and bleeding burnt orange.
PHOTOS BY: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY
Favorite Player: Vince Young, because
when he was on the eld, we all knew
we would win no matter what! Especially
against Oklahoma State a few years
agofourth down and 18, and Vince
Young got the rst down...He was
unbelievable!
Superstitions: We dont have any
superstitions...We are TEXAS!
5 Tailgating Essentials: Cooler,
especially for OU; favorite hydrating
and dehydrating drinks to put in the
cooler; some sort of paper fan or even
paper plate for hot tailgates; a camera
to capture what you cant remember; a
good playlist in case the DJ is missing
your favorites.
Football Advice for Freshman: Be
prepared to stand up for the ENTIRE
game...Youre not in Kansas anymore!
Victoria Celis, 21
President
Hometown: Harlingen
Major: Economics
Favorite Player: Cade McCrary - hes
super consistent. And hes a big reason
we beat A&M in 2011!
Game Day Routine: Wake up, work out,
enjoy a breakfast of champions, plan
game day attire, tailgate and get to DKR
early.
Superstitions: I never talk about past
losses. I dont like to think of them as
losses; theyre opportunities for character
building.
Best Place to Tailgate: At the Wrangler
tent in the Bob Bullock lotguaranteed
good food, great music, and the best
fans.
Describe a UT Football Game in One
Word: INTENSE!
Emily Williams, 21
Vice President
Hometown: Im an Army Brat! We migrate.
Major: Intl Relations & Global Studies
Favorite Player: Colt McCoy! He was
named College Football Big 12 Player of
the Year during the 2006 season. McCoy
also set school records for most career
touchdowns, wins and career passing
yards by a Texas player. Having him on
the Texas team was a guarantee that we
would win!
Craziest Memory: Last year at the UT vs.
West Virginia game when everyone in
the stands, including the football players,
were jumping to the song Jump Around
by House of Pain. Everyone was having
such a good time!
5 Tailgating Essentials: Music, food
(hot dogs, burgers, BBQ), burnt orange,
sunglasses and a lled cooler.
Football Advice for Freshman: Drink
plenty of water before the tailgate and
learn the The Eyes of Texas.
Alexis Wells, 21
Historian
Hometown: Brownsville
Major: Nutrition
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Ya know, like when youre planning on buying
Miller Lite but make a last-second decision at
the gas station, change it up, and opt for Bud
instead...Oh, plus that thing the QB calls.
B BIG-SCREEN TVS
If its an away game, your ass better be parked
in front of a plasma screen, aight?
C CELEBRATION
After every awesome play, you better cheer
like a damn champion. Unless youre a player,
then chill out; we dont want that penalty.
D DEFENSE
Were told it wins games, but really its just
our favorite two-syllable word to yell. (CLAP,
CLAP)
E ESPN COLLEGE
GAME DAY
Theres no better omen than Lee Corso
decapitating your mascot and wearing its
head.
F FANTASY
If your college team ends up sucking, maybe
your virtual one wont?
G GLOAT
If your school gets a W, its a known fact
youre allowed to brag obnoxiously for a
week, so please, proceed.
H HEISMAN
If you need us, well be striking this pose
behind the porta-potties.
I INSTAGRAM
#Football #Tailgating #BallSweat #Hashtag
Youre not a fan unless you put it on the
gram.which is what the cool kids are calling
it, by the way.
J JERSEYS
The ultimate tailgate attire, youre, uhh, sure
to get mistaken for a member of the team in
one of these babies.
K KEG
The belligerent fan equivalent of a
touchdown, nothing says tailgating like a
successful kick-ass keg stand.
L LOSING
The only thing its acceptable to lose on game
day is your dignity. Your team, on the other
hand, better win.
M MASCOT
If you think YOURE
sweating, imagine how
hot homeboy in the suit is
feelin.
N NFL
As in the place where your
favorite players are going
to go after college and
inevitably disappoint you.
O OLD
PEOPLEAND
LITTLE KIDS
Football games are full of
em, so be on your best behav-
ioror at least dont spout pro-
fanities eveiy five seconus anu
stampede over them en route to
the stadium, savvy?
GAME DAY
A-Z
THE BREAKDOWN OF EVERY
EPIC SATURDAY THIS SEASON
Back by (un)popular demand, we bring youfor
the second year in a rowyour college football
game day breakdown in an A-Z format that, trust
us, would be totally Sesame Street-approved. But
that said, dont worry about repeats; weve totally
changed it up since last yearwhich really made the
letter Q a pain in the ass, by the way.
WORDS: SB STAFF
P PICK-UP GAMES
Nothing boosts your self-esteem like snagging
over 6-year-olds in the parking lot while you
tailgate, trust.
Q QUITTING
Whethei you'ie on the fielu oi in the stanus,
playing or cheering, unless youre yanked out
of the game or arrested, this isnt an option.
R REFS
Because if they werent here, this would be
rugby.
S SNACKS
Whether its grilled grub under tailgate tents
or $47 corndogs inside the stadium, as a fan,
ya gotta stay fueled, ya hear?
T TEBOWING
Get outta here, virgin (said every NFL coach
this year, were pretty sure). But that doesnt
make posing in a praying stance any less fun!
U UMBRELLA
Shade is a survival essential for football
season Saturdays, whether you opt for an
umbrella or post up under a tent. (But repeat
after us: parasols are for pussies.)
V VOICE
As in the thing you better lose after screaming
your esophagus off. (PS: Were bad at biology.)
W WARM UP
AKA pre-gaming. While the team
stretches out, you should be drinking up.
X X-RAYS
Oh, you know, that thing you hope your play-
ers dont have to get.
Y YELLING
There are very few situations in which chant-
ing in unison with thousands of other people
doesnt qualify as a cultbut a football game
is one of them.
Z ZILCH
This is basically just
an old-person word
for zero, which is what
you want the oppos-
ing teams score to be,
mmkay?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BY THE NUMBERS!
10 Fun Facts for the 2013 Season Via ESPN.com
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The number
of national
championships
Alabamas Bear
Bryant has won
more than any other
coach in the poll era
(he also, unofcially,
has the coolest name)
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The number of
games in a row
that Navy has beat
Army (who last won
the series in 2001)
and the longest streak
for either team in the
history of the rivalry
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The amount
of consecutive
wins Ohio State had
last season when they
were a perfect 12-0
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The number of
touchdowns
that Johnny Football
rushed for last
season, the second
most in the FBS
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How many
years its
been since the epic
Barry Sanders won
his Heisman in 1988
(after rushing for a
record 2,628 yards)
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The number of
FBS coaches
whove entered new
schools this season
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The amount
of running
backs that have won
the Heisman, the
most of any position
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The
number of
touchdowns the
Oregon Ducks scored
in two minutes or less
last season
73
The age of
the oldest
active FBS coach,
Kansas State head
coach, Bill Snyder
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years
Rose Bowl will be the
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A AUDIBLE
Ya know, like when youre planning on buying
Miller Lite but make a last-second decision at
the gas station, change it up, and opt for Bud
instead...Oh, plus that thing the QB calls.
B BIG-SCREEN TVS
If its an away game, your ass better be parked
in front of a plasma screen, aight?
C CELEBRATION
After every awesome play, you better cheer
like a damn champion. Unless youre a player,
then chill out; we dont want that penalty.
D DEFENSE
Were told it wins games, but really its just
our favorite two-syllable word to yell. (CLAP,
CLAP)
E ESPN COLLEGE
GAME DAY
Theres no better omen than Lee Corso
decapitating your mascot and wearing its
head.
F FANTASY
If your college team ends up sucking, maybe
your virtual one wont?
G GLOAT
If your school gets a W, its a known fact
youre allowed to brag obnoxiously for a
week, so please, proceed.
H HEISMAN
If you need us, well be striking this pose
behind the porta-potties.
I INSTAGRAM
#Football #Tailgating #BallSweat #Hashtag
Youre not a fan unless you put it on the
gram.which is what the cool kids are calling
it, by the way.
J JERSEYS
The ultimate tailgate attire, youre, uhh, sure
to get mistaken for a member of the team in
one of these babies.
K KEG
The belligerent fan equivalent of a
touchdown, nothing says tailgating like a
successful kick-ass keg stand.
L LOSING
The only thing its acceptable to lose on game
day is your dignity. Your team, on the other
hand, better win.
M MASCOT
If you think YOURE
sweating, imagine how
hot homeboy in the suit is
feelin.
N NFL
As in the place where your
favorite players are going
to go after college and
inevitably disappoint you.
O OLD
PEOPLEAND
LITTLE KIDS
Football games are full of
em, so be on your best behav-
ioror at least dont spout pro-
fanities eveiy five seconus anu
stampede over them en route to
the stadium, savvy?
GAME DAY
A-Z
THE BREAKDOWN OF EVERY
EPIC SATURDAY THIS SEASON
Back by (un)popular demand, we bring youfor
the second year in a rowyour college football
game day breakdown in an A-Z format that, trust
us, would be totally Sesame Street-approved. But
that said, dont worry about repeats; weve totally
changed it up since last yearwhich really made the
letter Q a pain in the ass, by the way.
WORDS: SB STAFF
P PICK-UP GAMES
Nothing boosts your self-esteem like snagging
over 6-year-olds in the parking lot while you
tailgate, trust.
Q QUITTING
Whethei you'ie on the fielu oi in the stanus,
playing or cheering, unless youre yanked out
of the game or arrested, this isnt an option.
R REFS
Because if they werent here, this would be
rugby.
S SNACKS
Whether its grilled grub under tailgate tents
or $47 corndogs inside the stadium, as a fan,
ya gotta stay fueled, ya hear?
T TEBOWING
Get outta here, virgin (said every NFL coach
this year, were pretty sure). But that doesnt
make posing in a praying stance any less fun!
U UMBRELLA
Shade is a survival essential for football
season Saturdays, whether you opt for an
umbrella or post up under a tent. (But repeat
after us: parasols are for pussies.)
V VOICE
As in the thing you better lose after screaming
your esophagus off. (PS: Were bad at biology.)
W WARM UP
AKA pre-gaming. While the team
stretches out, you should be drinking up.
X X-RAYS
Oh, you know, that thing you hope your play-
ers dont have to get.
Y YELLING
There are very few situations in which chant-
ing in unison with thousands of other people
doesnt qualify as a cultbut a football game
is one of them.
Z ZILCH
This is basically just
an old-person word
for zero, which is what
you want the oppos-
ing teams score to be,
mmkay?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BY THE NUMBERS!
10 Fun Facts for the 2013 Season Via ESPN.com
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The number
of national
championships
Alabamas Bear
Bryant has won
more than any other
coach in the poll era
(he also, unofcially,
has the coolest name)
11
The number of
games in a row
that Navy has beat
Army (who last won
the series in 2001)
and the longest streak
for either team in the
history of the rivalry
12
The amount
of consecutive
wins Ohio State had
last season when they
were a perfect 12-0
21
The number of
touchdowns
that Johnny Football
rushed for last
season, the second
most in the FBS
25
How many
years its
been since the epic
Barry Sanders won
his Heisman in 1988
(after rushing for a
record 2,628 yards)
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The number of
FBS coaches
whove entered new
schools this season
42
The amount
of running
backs that have won
the Heisman, the
most of any position
45
The
number of
touchdowns the
Oregon Ducks scored
in two minutes or less
last season
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The age of
the oldest
active FBS coach,
Kansas State head
coach, Bill Snyder
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Rose Bowl will be the
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ON CAMPUS ON CAMPUS
ABSOLUTELY AWESOME
What is Absolute Texxas exactly, and who can
join?
AT is one of the premiere co-ed spirit groups on campuswe
have over 100 members and were heavily involved in three
areas: service, spirit, and social. As a group, were all about
providing our members with the ultimate college experience
while serving the Austin community and supporting the Horns.
We take any freshmen, sophomores and juniors from all classes
and majors.
What is your favorite event that Absolute Texxas
holds?
Every April we have our annual Absolute Texxas Volleyball
Classic, which is a beach volleyball tournament used to raise
money for St. Jude Childrens Hospital. One of our members
was actually diagnosed last year, so the cause hits home for a lot
of us, and were passionate about the fundraising. In the past
couple years weve raised over $30,000.
Whats your favorite memory as a Texas Longhorn
so far?
at one time I saw Vince Young on campus! My other favorite
memory is when I had the opportunity to work a global health
internship in Ghana this past summer through the UT Global
Brigades chapter! Hook em!
Would you say you have a lot of school spirit?
Oh yeah, I have lived and breathed for the Texas Longhorns
since the beginning of time. How can you not love the burnt
orange and our dedicated teachers/coaches/athletes? UT is the
best place on earth; I wouldnt pick any other school to cheer
for.
What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
Benjamin Button
What do you think of couples that dress up
together?
Haha, Im a fan. I always think its fun and hilarious. My dream
is for someone to be Forrest Gump. Ill be Jenny, obvi.
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COCKTAILS
PICK OF THE MONTH
East Side Zombie @
East Side Show Room
Filled with esoteric liqueurs,
youll be a zombie after just
one. (Thats no excuse to
get your esh-eating on,
though; dont be that guy.)
1
Pumpkin Spice Martini
@ W Hotel
Think a grown-up spin on
your Starbucks fall fave.
Vodka whipped cream
anyone? And PS, the W?
Oh, you BOOgieSorry, we
couldnt help it.
2
Draculas Kiss @
Sullivans Steakhouse
The simplicity of black
cherry vodka and coke, but
with a color block that will
send chills down your spine.
And dont worryweve
been assured blood isnt an
actual ingredient.
3
Old Fashioned Pumpkin
Pie @ Handlebar
This has spiced moonshine in
it, which raises the question,
why isnt all pumpkin pie
made with alcohol?
4
Candy Corn-Infused
Vodka @ Icenhaurs
People either love candy
corn or hate it, but when its
presented in vodka form, its
a good bet that we can all
agree to disagree and just
drink up, eh?
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AUSTIN FILM FESTIVAL
More stoked about movies than music? A bigger fan of lms than
football? Never fear! e month is not lost, and theres another
awesome way and reasonbesides ACL and the Red River
Rivalryto spend your money and postpone your homework this
month, and thats the Austin Film Festival. Now start pre-gaming
with popcorn and Netixits training time.
WHO: Youevery RTF majorfuture starsand hell, probably
Ryan Gosling
WHAT: Can catch indie movies, premieres and advanced screenings
all week (plus do some hardcore celebrity stalking spotting) for prices
starting as low as $50
WHEN: October 24-31
WHERE: All over Austin!
WHY: Because movies are where the magic happensoh, and
BTW did we mention potential Ryan Gosling sightings?
Take a break from the books, venture off campus
and away from your usual haunts (ha), and put the
BOO in booze with one of these fall-themedand
sometimes creepycocktails
SAY WHAT?
Loose Talk in the ATX This Month
GOT ANOTHER SPOOKY CONCOCTION IN MIND?
TWEET US @STUDYBREAKS
I see possums all the time, but
one time I saw a duck and it threw
me off.
Sociology major, Chris Proutt, on the
weirdest animals hes seen on campus
Some random guy at the bus stop
came up to me and said, Ya know
how the Nebraska Cornhuskers
have an N on their helmets? They
think it stands for knowledge! It
was really weird.
RTF major, Julianne Gamm, on the
weirdest joke shes been told
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Jack and Coke! It tastes delicious
and I love the surprised look on the
bartenders face when I order it!
Advertising major, Jessica Wiseman, on
her favorite drink to order on Sixth
I really like the Life Science
Library on campus because its
super quiet and theres couches
in case I get a little sleepy and
need to take a quick nap.
RTF major, Mei Makino, on her
favorite place to study
ON CAMPUS: WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?
Hate all you want on business majors.
Tomorrow Ill be ring you for it.
-Alex Larcade, 21
Hometown: Port Arthur
Major: Supply Chain Management
BUSINESS
STUDYING CELEBS:
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COMBS
Rapper and Producer
Howard University
FROM THE MOUTHS OF
BUSINESS MAJORS
A marketing major at McCombs
is said to be like a communication
major at UT. But we graduate from
McCombs.
-Samantha Sterner, 21
Hometown: Naperville, IL
Major: Marketing
Ladies love a suit.
-Jared Nix, 22
Hometown: Frisco
Major: Finance
KEVIN
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Actor and Director
California State
University, Fullerton
BOB
NEWHART
Comedian and Actor
Loyola University
$54,000
The average starting salary
to sell your soul to an ofce
cubicle the size of your closet
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MYTHBUSTERS:
STEREOTYPES SHOT DOWN
MYTH: Business majors are always in suits.
TRUTH: Look closely and youll see some of the most
ratchet people in the business school. #Trust.
MYTH: Business majors are rich kids.
TRUTH: Mom and Pop might be droppin some serious
change for their rst Brooks Brothers suit, but that $54K
salary aint buyin a Bentley for no one.
MYTH: ey are addicted to e Wall Street Journal.
TRUTH: Okay, this one is actually true, we swear.
A new major every month! This issue, we hit the
books and found a bunch of reasons why you should
switch to BUSINESSlike, now.
Without marketing, an iPhone
would only cost 1/10 of its
current price.
-Phoebe Jordan, 21
Hometown: Kailua, HI
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10/3
OFFICIAL ACL LATE SHOW:
GROUPLOVE WITH THE MOWGLIS
After youre done raging at Zilker
all day during ACL, take the action
indoors to Emos, wherefresh off the
September release of their newest
album, Spreading RumoursGrouplove
will be owning the stage. If youre not
familiar with the band (aka youve
been living under a rock and havent
heard Tongue Tied), we suggest you
start off with the summer hit, Ways
to Goand get ready to fall in love.
Oh, and as a bonus, The Mowglis are
also amazing, so blast a little San
Francisco while youre at it. If you
need us, well be in the front row
probably throwing panties on stage.
10/1 The Book of Mormon @ Bass
Concert Hall
10/2 The Naked and Famous @ Stubbs
10/3 Ofcial ACL Late Show: Savages
with Not in the Face @ The Parish
10/4 Ofcial ACL Late Show: Grouplove
with The Mowglis @ Emos
10/4-10/6 Austin City Limits Music
Festival, Weekend One @ Zilker Park
10/5 The National @ Stubbs
10/11-10/13 Austin City Limits Music
Festival, Weekend Two @ Zilker Park
10/11 Wilco @ Stubbs
10/18 Kid Cudi with Big Sean, Logic @
Cedar Park Center
10/22 They Might Be Giants with Moon
Hooch @ Stubbs
10/23 Atlas Genius with Family of the
Year @ Stubbs
10/27 Sleigh Bells @ Stubbs
10/27 Heartless Bastards @ The Parish
10/29 Father John Misty with Kate
Berlant @ Emos
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1. The best gift he
ever received was
a guitar on his 14th
birthday from his
grandma.
2. His morning ritual is eat
breakfast, watch ESPN, and
exercise.
3. Mayer Hawthornes The
Walk is currently playing on his
iPod.
4. Hell only keep a penny if he
nds it heads up; hell toss it
back on the ground if its tails.
5. His ideal date is a nice dinner
outside (70- to 80-degree
weather) overlooking the water,
followed up with a fun night on
the town. Simple and sweet.
6. There's only
one video game
he plays on his
bus: MarioKart.
7. His favorite
superhero is Captain
Hindsight.
8. He doesnt have any pets, but
hed like a dog someday.
9. One thing on his bucket list is
playing golf at Pebble Beach.
10. If he wasnt an artist, hed still
be doing something in the music
eldeither a radio DJ, music
historian, studio engineer or full-
time songwriter. Hes addicted
to music.
11. He's not much of a TV
guy, but he likes It's Always
Sunny In Philadelphia.
12. His favorite app
to pass the time is
YouTube.
13. His dream vacation
destination is Australia.
14. Hes looking forward to
seeing Anchorman 2.
15. One thing he cant leave
home/the tour bus without is his
acoustic guitar.
16. If he could see any artist,
past or present, in concert it
would be Waylon in the '60s or
Hank Sr. in the early '50s.
17. He doesnt have any
tattoos.
18. When asked about his
hidden talents, he laughs
and says: "I can talk to
animals, but I'm not sure if
they can understand
me."
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TV
Walking Dead
Expected Season 4 Premiere:
October 13
Just when you thought your esh was
safe, this hit zombie drama is back for a
16-episode season thats actually set to
air in two parts. e rst half begins this
month, but heydont worry: while youre
having withdrawals during the mid-season
interim, you can always binge-watch the
rst three. We wouldnt want you to actually
sleep for once, after all.
WHAT WERE OMG-ING OVER RIGHT NOW!
MILEY CYRUS: BANGERZ
Expected Release: October 8
Whether were actually excited about this or not, we gotta admit: people
are buzzing about the new album from MiCy. (No? That doesnt work? We
tried.) If her video for We Cant Stop is any indication, Bangerz is bound to
be totally twerk-tasticand probably full of lyrics that are a far cry from My
best friend Leslie said, Oh shes just being Miley. Which, yeah, is kind of a
bummer, really.
MUSIC
Theoatmeal.com
is website is lled with
awesome, incredibly funny
comics, quizzes and blog
posts that are sure to
entertain for hours, so check it out! at laundry/
homework/treadmill can wait
Memebase.com
Yeah, yeah, yeahGIFs are,
like, totally the new memes.
But if youre into some hilarity
thats a little more stationary
and, trust us, extends way beyond Condescending
Wonkawe suggest you waste your time here.
Thedelimagazine.com
A little embarrassed
about the fact your music
knowledge is purely
Beyonc-based? Use this
online music mag to get a little indie with it and
expand your interests beyond Seacrest and his damn
Top 40.
WEB
COMPILED BY: JOEY CANO + SAM SUMPTER
Paranormal Activity 5
Expected Release: October 25
Because the rst four werent enough to give
nightmares for life. Just in time for Halloween
2013, we can prepare to scream our balls
off again as the fth of these lms hits the
big screen. Based on the same paranormal
premises, this one supposedly implements
3D action that makes ghosts/demons visible
only to those wearing the glasses. So yeah,
we wont be wearing the glasses.
MOVIES
CREATED BY: JOEY SUMPTER
Finally, we have escaped from sports hell. Football is back, and it is here to save us from the evil that is
SportsCenter episodes full of baseball highlights. In honor of this great sport coming back and being our
savior, we have composed a football-based quiz that will serve as an excellent in-class distraction and help
you decide what position ts you best. We apologize in advance if any of you had dreams of becoming a
deep snapper, because thats denitely not one of the choices.
1. What description ts you best?
A B C D
You like to call shots (maybe take
some shots) and be a leader.
Youre a KICKass guy and you
consider yourself to be clutch.
Youre not fancy and you never get
much credit for what you do, but
youre very large and very reliable
kinda like a minivan.
If people need you to take control of
the situation, youll grab the reins.
Answers: QUIZ QUIZ
What football position should you play?
2. What is your best physical feature?
A B C D
Your arm. Jesus couldnt have put
together a better one.
Your leg. You massage it every night
before you go to sleep.
Your gut. People admire the fact that
you resemble Buddha.
Everything. Youre the total package,
baby.
3. What sport would you partake in if you didnt play football?
A B C D
Youd be on the mound throwing
the high heat. And we arent talkin
Sammy Sosa Baseball.
Futbolaka soccer for all you
mericans.
Youd take your talents to Japan and
sumo wrestle. You have the gure,
and you look great in a thong.
Track and eld because youre fast
as shit.
4. Which nickname would you prefer?
A B C D
e Gunslinger...
Which is pretty badass
Sea Bass...Like the sh e Hotel...Get it? It means youre
as big as a hotel.
All Day...Because you can always
carry the rock
5. Who did you idolize growing up?
A B C D
Peyton Manning...e possible
GOAT at the QB position as well as
an awesome commercial actor
Adam Vinatieri...at man sure
could kick in the frozen tundra.
Je Saturday...Not to be mistaken
with Je Friday
LaDainian Tomlinson...He wouldve
been considered a touchdown
machine...if machines made
touchdowns.
6. What type of play would impress you the most?
A B C D
A perfectly thrown back-shoulder
throw for a TD
A 58-yard game-winning eld
goal that would give any other
A pancake block that would make
Aunt Jemima smile
A beastly Marshawn Lynch-ish run
that would make fans throw
skittles at you
Mostly As
QUARTERBACK
You are the quarterback. Like Uncle Rico, back in your day you could
throw a pigskin a quarter mile, and you were most likely boning the
captain of the cheerleading squad. e bottom line is youre a leader
and youre capable of making tough decisions. (Like, ya know, what
cheerleader to bone on the cheerleading squad.)
Mostly Bs
KICKER
You are the kicker. eres an 85% chance that youre a foreigner if you
picked mostly these answers. At times, it rarely seems like youre part of
the team, but you may be the most important player in a dire situation.
(Unless you choke, in which case, everyone probably hates you.)
Mostly Cs
OFFENSIVE LINEMAN
Youre an oensive lineman. Odds are that you are a rather portly
individual, and if you were to play in the middle, you wouldnt mind
getting your genitals touched by the back of someones hand every play.
Youll never get much credit for what you do, but youre what makes
the oense workand the people who re-stock the CiCis buet work
harder.
Mostly DS
RUNNING BACK
You are a running back yall, THE running back, yall. eres a good
chance you are a little ashy (and fastlike e Flash), and you are
probably the most athletic person on the team. When all else fails,
you have to carry the load, and you often have to put the team on your
back. Or, more literally, put the other team on your backas they try to
tackle you.
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Finally, we have escaped from sports hell. Football is back, and it is here to save us from the evil that is
SportsCenter episodes full of baseball highlights. In honor of this great sport coming back and being our
savior, we have composed a football-based quiz that will serve as an excellent in-class distraction and help
you decide what position ts you best. We apologize in advance if any of you had dreams of becoming a
deep snapper, because thats denitely not one of the choices.
1. What description ts you best?
A B C D
You like to call shots (maybe take
some shots) and be a leader.
Youre a KICKass guy and you
consider yourself to be clutch.
Youre not fancy and you never get
much credit for what you do, but
youre very large and very reliable
kinda like a minivan.
If people need you to take control of
the situation, youll grab the reins.
Answers: QUIZ QUIZ
What football position should you play?
2. What is your best physical feature?
A B C D
Your arm. Jesus couldnt have put
together a better one.
Your leg. You massage it every night
before you go to sleep.
Your gut. People admire the fact that
you resemble Buddha.
Everything. Youre the total package,
baby.
3. What sport would you partake in if you didnt play football?
A B C D
Youd be on the mound throwing
the high heat. And we arent talkin
Sammy Sosa Baseball.
Futbolaka soccer for all you
mericans.
Youd take your talents to Japan and
sumo wrestle. You have the gure,
and you look great in a thong.
Track and eld because youre fast
as shit.
4. Which nickname would you prefer?
A B C D
e Gunslinger...
Which is pretty badass
Sea Bass...Like the sh e Hotel...Get it? It means youre
as big as a hotel.
All Day...Because you can always
carry the rock
5. Who did you idolize growing up?
A B C D
Peyton Manning...e possible
GOAT at the QB position as well as
an awesome commercial actor
Adam Vinatieri...at man sure
could kick in the frozen tundra.
Je Saturday...Not to be mistaken
with Je Friday
LaDainian Tomlinson...He wouldve
been considered a touchdown
machine...if machines made
touchdowns.
6. What type of play would impress you the most?
A B C D
A perfectly thrown back-shoulder
throw for a TD
A 58-yard game-winning eld
goal that would give any other
A pancake block that would make
Aunt Jemima smile
A beastly Marshawn Lynch-ish run
that would make fans throw
skittles at you
Mostly As
QUARTERBACK
You are the quarterback. Like Uncle Rico, back in your day you could
throw a pigskin a quarter mile, and you were most likely boning the
captain of the cheerleading squad. e bottom line is youre a leader
and youre capable of making tough decisions. (Like, ya know, what
cheerleader to bone on the cheerleading squad.)
Mostly Bs
KICKER
You are the kicker. eres an 85% chance that youre a foreigner if you
picked mostly these answers. At times, it rarely seems like youre part of
the team, but you may be the most important player in a dire situation.
(Unless you choke, in which case, everyone probably hates you.)
Mostly Cs
OFFENSIVE LINEMAN
Youre an oensive lineman. Odds are that you are a rather portly
individual, and if you were to play in the middle, you wouldnt mind
getting your genitals touched by the back of someones hand every play.
Youll never get much credit for what you do, but youre what makes
the oense workand the people who re-stock the CiCis buet work
harder.
Mostly DS
RUNNING BACK
You are a running back yall, THE running back, yall. eres a good
chance you are a little ashy (and fastlike e Flash), and you are
probably the most athletic person on the team. When all else fails,
you have to carry the load, and you often have to put the team on your
back. Or, more literally, put the other team on your backas they try to
tackle you.
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Help a brother out by watching the coals for a minute
while the cook takes a well-deserved break. Youre no
Guy Fieri, but you know your way around a grill. Just
dont burn the burgers.
Thou Shalt Play Beer Pong
Your athletic prowess will impress all in attendance, and
youll be in the mood to party after just a few games.
Get in the zone and show everyone that you mean
business.
Thou Shalt Sing The Fight Song
Hop up in a truck bed and rattle off the rst few lines
of your schools sacred hymn. It doesnt matter if you
know all the words, just the rst few lines.
Thou Shalt Not Destroy Property That Is Not Thous
Yeah, it doesnt sound like much fun, but youre a part of
something bigger than yourself. One wrong move and
you can ruin it for everyone. Dont break stuff that isnt
yours, and be sure to thank your hosts.
Thou Shalt Dress For The Weather
Hot or cold. Rain or shine. Dress for the weather. Doesnt
matter that you just bought a cool new golf polo for
this weekend. The forecast is calling for 50 degrees and
clouds. Youll be miserable way before kickoff.
Thou Shalt Respect The Sundress
A gameday tradition that is above all: women in
sundresses and boots. Treat these ladies with the
respect and dignity they deserve.
Thou Shalt Make Noise
It doesnt matter if your team doesnt have a conference
win yet and they probably wont make a bowl game.
The game isnt over until the clock hits 0:00.
Thou Shalt Try To Sneak In Liquor
Dont let the man keep you down. Its every fans right
to keep their buzz going in the stadium, despite any
alcohol restrictions.
Thou Shalt Nap
A morning lled with tailgating and cheering can take
it out of even the best of us. Set aside an hour after the
game for some shut-eye, and recharge your batteries
for Saturday night.
Thou Shalt Rage
Win or lose, you still booze.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
OF GAME DAY
One thing that impresses you when
youre out on a date?
Spontaneity always makes the most
exciting dates. I love when things
dont go according to plan.
Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on
you?
I was out with some friends and I got a text from a random
number saying I see you over there cutie ;) When I looked
up I saw a guy that I have never met before waving at me. I
still dont know how he got my number.
What are your plans after Graduation?
NYC
TFMs of the Month
TSMs of the Month
Telling a professor you missed a
month of classes because you were on
fraternity leave. TFM.
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NICOLE RICE
Mentally dividing your friends
into two categories: in a
relationship, and fun. TSM.
The shame only lasts as long as
the stamp on your hand. TSM.
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TOTAL FRAT MOVE
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Getting Why is this table upright?
drunk. TFM.
Being more upset about losing his Netix
password than about losing him. TSM.
Day drinking causing you to chase
a giant penguin around your dads
mansion in a golf cart. TFM.
SWEETHEART OF THE MONTH
Age: 18 Height: 56
School: Auburn College
Major: Marketing
Relationship Status: Single
GREEK LIFE HOT
PHOTOS BY: FRATOGRAPHY
WERE YOU
CAUGHT?
HOT GREEK LIFE
FRATography
Remembering the nights you dont...
Who: Fiji
What: Hosted Baby Bash
When: August 27th, the night
before school started
Where: Fiji House
Why: To kick off the semester
with a bang and celebrate the
end of sorority rush by having all
of the sororities unveil their new
members or babies (and maybe
even take part in a little baby
makin).
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WEST CAMPUS
21 Pearl 2104 Pearl St / (512) 906-0383 $775-$1175 1-5
21 Rio 2101 Rio Grande $750-$1675 1-3
26 West 600 W 26th St $729-$1329 1,2,4
Axis West Campus 2505 Longview Street / (512) 582-7281 $729 - $1000 1-4
The Block Various Locations $780-$1100 1-5
Casa Del Salado 2612 Salado $550 - $875 1-2
Camino Real 2810 Salado $665 - $1350 1-3
Grand Marc 510 W 26th St / (512) 453- 7602 $859 - $1300 1-5
Greenwood 1800 Lavaca $825 - $1200 1-2
The Lux 2401 Longview $675-$995 1-4
Quarters Various Locations $825-$1680 1-4
Rio West 2704 Rio Grande $579-$890 2-4
RIVERSIDE
The Arrangement 2101 Burton Dr $417-$915 1-3
The Edge at East End 1515 Wickersham Ln $399-$525 1-4
The Heights 4404 E Oltorf $360-$470 3,4
Ion at East End 1600 Wickersham Ln $405-$525 1,2,4
University Estates 1300 Crossing Place $505-$615 2-4
University Village 1301 Crossing Place / (512) 247-7711 $410-$510 2-4
The Zone at East End 4700 E Riverside Dr $439-$600 1-4
FARWEST
Bent Oaks 3600 North Hills Dr $593-$915 1-2
Northwest Hills 3600 Greystone Dr $610-$1039 1-2
The Ridge 6805 Wood Hollow Dr $468-$889 1-2
Westdale Creek 7630 Wood Hollow Dr $696-$1178 1-2
Westdale Parke 3453 Greystone Dr $464-$1027 1-2
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1. ROLLER COASTERS IN THE DARK
If you think SeaWorlds rides are a blast
by day, get ready to get the chills while
you take on the parks top thrills by
dark. Whether you take a spin on the
pulse-pounding Great White, brave the
electrifying Steel Eel, or take an intense
10-story plunge on Journey to Atlantis,
trust us: its even more of a fright by
night.
2. NEWER, SCARIER HAUNTS
Not only is Howl-O-Scream bringing
back the most demented attractions to
prey on your deepest fears, but theyre
back with horrifying new twists, and
the dark pathways of the frightening
haunted mazes will have you looking
over your shoulder all night long.
3. BEER STATIONS AND A FULL-
SERVICE BAR
There are several beer stations AND the
aforementioned vampire-themed bar,
where you can choose to be vamped
or fanged by Edward himself. (Note:
May not actually be Edward.) Either
way, theres nothing wrong with a little
booze-induced bravery, eh?
4. THRILLING NIGHTTIME SHOWS
Howl-O-Scream wouldnt be complete
without returning classics like Shamus
Rockin Creepshow, where Shamu
himself and companion killer whales put
a twist on Halloween faves that are sure
to send shivers up and down your spine.
Plus, you gotta check out Jack is Back,
where Jack, his minion dancers and a
few ghoulish surprises make this song
and dance spectacular one to remember.
5. AFFORDABLE PRICES
The one part of Howl-O-Scream that
isnt scary? The prices. A mere $25 gives
you access to the park after 6 p.m., all
four haunted mazes, chilling scare zones,
roller coasters all night long andof
course those spectacular shows, which
means that every BOO! isnt breakin the
bank.
GET YOUR
TICKETS NOW!
HOWL-O-SCREAM
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B
eware the scareand
at Howl-O-Scream, its
everywhere! Whether
you dare to take on their new,
terrifying maze, Prey: Where
the Hunter Becomes the
Hunted, or brave the new
vampire bar, Blood Thirsty, and
suck down drinks that would
be totally Twilightapproved,
SeaWorld is where you gotta
come get your scare on this
month! (And tell Mom youre
gonna have to leave your little
sibs behind; at 7 p.m. the terror
level is a little too intense for
the under-13 crowd. Ohdarn.)
Check out ve of the many
reasons to head out and get in
the Halloween spirit at Howl-O-
Scream this season
Top 5 Reasons SeaWorld Will
Scare You This Month!
(Fridays and Saturdays,
September 27 October 26, plus
Sunday, October 13, 7-10 p.m.)
ONLY $25 ADMISSION TICKET AFTER 6 P.M.!
VISIT HOWLOSCREAM.COM TO PURCHASE,
AND GET READY TO GET SCARED!
DIG IN DIG IN
BRAIN FOOD
INGREDIENTS
Bell peppers, red onion, spinach,
tomatoes (chopped)
2 Eggs or 3 egg whites
1-3 tsp. Milk
Cooking spray
Salt and pepper
Whole wheat bread
Ketchup, salsa or condiment of
choice
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1. Heat a large, non-stick frying pan
to a setting just above medium.
2. In large mixing bowl, whisk the
eggs with the milk and salt. Beat
vigorously for two minutes. Add
veggies to the mixture.
3. Spray the pan with cooking spray
and add egg mixture. Wait to
stir until the rst hint of setting
begins. Then, using a spatula or
a at wooden spoon, move eggs
toward center of pan while tilting
the pan to distribute runny parts.

4. Continue this motion as eggs
continue to set, breaking apart
large pieces as they form. When
push-to-center technique is no
longer cooking runny parts of the
eggs, ip them over and allow
to cook 15 to 25 seconds longer.
Transfer to plates and add salt and
pepper to taste.
5. Serve with condiments and two
slices of toast.
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INGREDIENTS
1 Ripc banana
Honcy or maplc syrup
Mini chocolatc chips
Shrcddcd coconut
Granola
Pcanuts
DIRECTIONS
1. Pccl ripc banana and cut in hall.
2. Fill shallow dish with cithcr maplc
syrup or honcy, and coat banana halvcs
in it.
3. ip in any or all toppings abovc. !nscrt
popsiclc sticks, wrap in wax papcr, and
lrcczc until hard.
4. njoy!
DIRECTIONS
1. Prchcat ovcn to 325.
2. Combinc all ingrcdicnts in a mcdium
bowl, toss to coat. Arrangc nut mixturc
in a singlc laycr on a baking shcct lincd
with loil. 8akc at 325 lor 20 minutcs
or until lightly toastcd.
3. Cool to room tcmpcraturc and cnjoy!
INGREDIENTS
1 tbsp. Fincly choppcd lrcsh roscmary
1 tbsp. xtravirgin olivc oil
1 tsp. Chilc powdcr
3/4 tsp. Koshcr salt
ash ol ground rcd pcppcr
1 (10 oz.) bag Vholc almonds
(about 2 c.)
FROZEN
BANANA DREAM
We're halfway(-ish) through the semester,
and with midterm study marathons, its back
to late nights and early mornings, so you
might as well satisfy your hunger and help
out your hemispheres with some delicious,
nutritious brain food! And while an egg
scramble isnt necessarily a studying
substitute, at least you wont be the
source of the loud stomach rumblings in
the library. People HATE that.
BRAIN
BENEFITS
Vitamin B6 in bananas
boosts cognitive
function!
BRAIN
BENEFITS
Almonds' Riboavin
boosts brain function
& memory!
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Eggs are great for
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FUN STUFF
HOROSCOPES SPOT THE DIFFERENCE THATS A FACT JACK
THATS A FACT JACK
Samhainophobia is the fear of Halloween.
The first known mention of trick-or-treating in print
in North America occurred in 1927 in Blackie, Alberta,
Canada.
The largest pumpkin ever measured was 836 pounds
and broke the world record in 1993.
October is National Pizza Month.
According to the National Confectioners Association,
90% of parents admit to sneaking goodies from their
kids Halloween trick-or-treat bags.
OCTOBER
The stars tell you whats in store
this season.
Aries - You know that sexy student youve been
eyeing all semester? Try actually talking to them!
It turns out they might have been sneaking some
peeks your way too.
Taurus - Why so serious? Its not even nals
time yet. Take a break from the books and have a
little fun.
Gemini - Feeling a bit overwhelmed? Step
outside and get some fresh air. Its amazing how
a change in atmosphere and a little sun can clear
your mind.
Cancer - This month will start out a little crazy,
but it's nothing you cant handle. Get up, dust
yourself off, and keep it moving.
Leo - Dont let senseless drama consume your
life. Before you y off the deep end, be the bigger
person and just walk away.
Virgo - Awesome opportunities are coming
your way! Your hard work will soon pay off, and
those late nights (that arent the fun kind) will all
be worth it.
Libra - Forgiveness is a major theme for you this
month. People make mistakesyou DEFINITELY
make mistakesso let go a little bit, okay?
Scorpio - Take a weekend off to spend with
your family. They miss you as much as you miss
them, and it will be a great way to relieve stress.
Sagittarius - Feeling a little lonely this
month? Dont fret, because a worthy companion
is coming your way very soon. Remain patient and
be on the lookout!
Capricorn - This month you should take a chill
pill. Dont overwork yourself and take a day off to
get yourself together so you dont go crazy.
Pisces - Maybe you should consider not going
out for a couple of weekends. Or, ya know, just not
going out for one night.
Aquarius -Dont spend your days crying
over spilled milk! Dry your eyes and regain your
condence, because something amazing is headed
your way.
WORDS BY: JOEY CANO
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!
Can you spot the 5 differences between the two photos?
1 . B a c k g r o u n d d u n g e o n 2 . G u y u n d e r n e a t h c h a i r 3 . P i x i e s t e x t o n T - s h i r t 4 . T e d d y b e a r ' s e y e s 5 . Y e l l o w g l a s s e s n o w b l u e
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