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Features
16 GAME DAY A-Z
The Breakdown of Every
Epic Saturday This Season
24 40 WAYS TO BE THE
BEST FAN EVER!
Game Day Do's and Don'ts,
Tailgating Essentials and a
Spotlight on UTSA's Most
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04 HOT LIST
06 HOT OR NOT
14 HOT STYLE
31 HOT BAND
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20 DRINK SPECIALS
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SAM THE MINUTE MAN
Because THATS what the
ladies want, UMass Amherst
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BIG RED
Western Kentucky thinks
bigger is better
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LIL RED
But Nebraska knows size
doesnt matter
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THE FIGHTING OKRA
Sounds, umm, delicious, Delta
State?
5
ARTIE THE FIGHTING
ARTICHOKE Alright,
Scottsdale CC, props for, uhh,
edibility
6
THE TREE
Stanford, youre smart, but
what is thisLOTR?
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SCROTIE
Its a scrotum. A SCROTUM.
RISD, were gonna bust your
balls a little bit
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KEGGY THE KEG
Cheers for beers! Dartmouths
doin it right
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SAMMY THE BANANA
SLUG Nothing tougher than an
invertebrate, eh, UC Santa
Cruz?
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An unexpected
team getting an
upset win
Being the beer
pong champ at
your tailgate
Hoisting the
crystal football
in a confetti
shower
Awful seasons
leaving a taste
in your mouth
thats sour
Drinking too
much pre-game
and waking up
with a cell mate
Your team not
even qualifying
for the Kraft
Fight Hunger
Bowl
Your teams
great record
because
players know
their role
A game-winning
drive leaving the
other team in
dismay
A walk-on kicker
that cant hit a eld
goal from 20 yards
away
Being overly upset,
crying, when your
team doesnt win
Your team being chosen
to win by Lee Corso
Being way overweight and
baring your torso
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We know youre in college,
but heythat doesnt
mean youve abandoned
your high school dream of
dating the quarterback. In
fact, some might say you
still think pretty frequently
about gettin all up in that
jock strap. (NO SHAME
IN YOUR GAME.) But
unlike every teen movie
ever, youre gonna need
more than a pair of pom
poms to win a college QB
over. So call an audible on
whatever shit youre doing
now, read the steps below,
and get readyto SCORE.
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BEFRIEND THE CENTER
Nobodys closer to homeboy than
the player whose crotch he sticks his
hands in every day! After befriending
the guy whos QB1s number one,
youre one step closer to gettin some.
KEEP A SECRET
The best way to earn his trust? Tell no
one about his non-NCAA-disapproved
activities. (And there will be perks:
after every autograph session, we hear
Johnny Manziels gf gets great gifts.)
PRIORITIZE PROBLEMS
Sure, hookers might be one of those
NCAA-disapproved activities, but it
comes with the territory. He'll probably
get a Ferrari or some shit too, so the
perks outweigh the potential herp.
KNOW THE VOCAB
Trying to get a QB in the sack? At
least know its bad when he gets
sacked. And pig skin, believe it or not,
isnt code for a condom. (Though
porking makes it seem logical, eh?)
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QUARTERBACK
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Hes def an easier catch, so
get your kicks with the kicker. Sure,
quarterbacks are good with their
hands, but heyhes good with feet.
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Would you rather date Miley
Cyrus or Taylor Swift?
Neither, but Miley Cyrus if I had
to choose between the two. At
least she likes to have fun and
doesnt whine about everything
like T-Swift.
When we say Beyonc,
you say
cant twerk like my new
girlfriend, Miley Cyrus.
If you were a rapper, what
would your name be?
D-hydrate
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Whats your idea
of the perfect
rst date?
Open bar at
Top Golf
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Fill in the blanks: In
10 years, youll be
protesting whaling
off the coast of
Japan and just
kidding, Ill be rich.
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Whats a total
dealbreaker for you?
A girl who consistently
smokes cigarettes
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Secretary of Delta Tau Delta
Hometown: Austin
Major: Criminal Justice with a Minor in Business
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GATSBY AND DAISY
In the 20s, they gave out alcohol for
Halloween, right?
GORILLA AND BANANA
You will never have a better excuse
to chase one another down a public
street.
For you tricks and treats, drop the nurse and doctor getup and go big this year
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DOC HOLLIDAY AND A SALOON GIRL
Nothing quite shows Texas spirit like
boots, lace and plastic pistols.
6 Halloween
Do's and Don'ts
How to Dominate the
Ultimate Game of Dress Up
DO get creative with your costume
DONT wear a costume you have
to drunkenly explain all night long
DO take pics with people who
have better costumes than you
DONT puke on those peoples
costumes
DO pick a costume with
practicality: bathroom access,
mouth access, etc.
DONT dress up as a hipster; save
that ironic mustache and luke-
warm PBR for the other 364 days
of the year, yall
For you tricks and treats, drop the nurse and doctor getup and go big this year
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MODELS: KEVIN EICKHOFF AND ANA HERNANDEZ
SPIDERMAN
Two things: 1) Complete
anonymity 2) Spandex
PIRATE
Youll be sure to get your
bootys worthAMIRIGHT?
FLYING SOLO
You might be arriving alone, but youll be the center of attention with these killer costumes
UNICORN
Because cats and
bunnies were so 2008
URSULA
The baddest Disney
bitch around
*No models were hurt in the making of this feature
though we imagine that spandex was VERY uncomfortable.
PREGNANT WOMAN
AKA The Ghost of
Halloween Future
NUDIST ON STRIKE
At least for the rst
half of the party, eh?
CEREAL KILLER
Do your thighs a favor and
stab that box of carbs
GODS GIFT TO MAN
An interactive costume for
under $5
SB STYLE
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BALLIN ON A BUDGET
When ratchet is the only thing your checking account can handle
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MODELS: KEVIN EICKHOFF AND ANA HERNANDEZ
SPIDERMAN
Two things: 1) Complete
anonymity 2) Spandex
PIRATE
Youll be sure to get your
bootys worthAMIRIGHT?
FLYING SOLO
You might be arriving alone, but youll be the center of attention with these killer costumes
UNICORN
Because cats and
bunnies were so 2008
URSULA
The baddest Disney
bitch around
*No models were hurt in the making of this feature
though we imagine that spandex was VERY uncomfortable.
PREGNANT WOMAN
AKA The Ghost of
Halloween Future
NUDIST ON STRIKE
At least for the rst
half of the party, eh?
CEREAL KILLER
Do your thighs a favor and
stab that box of carbs
GODS GIFT TO MAN
An interactive costume for
under $5
SB STYLE
PHOTOS: AMAR GUPTA MODEL: LAUREN LAKIN COSTUMES PROVIDED BY: UHH..STUFF WE FOUND AT WALMART?
BALLIN ON A BUDGET
When ratchet is the only thing your checking account can handle
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A AUDIBLE
Ya know, like when youre planning on buying
Miller Lite but make a last-second decision at
the gas station, change it up, and opt for Bud
instead...Oh, plus that thing the QB calls.
B BIG-SCREEN TVS
If its an away game, your ass better be parked
in front of a plasma screen, aight?
C CELEBRATION
After every awesome play, you better cheer
like a damn champion. Unless youre a player,
then chill out; we dont want that penalty.
D DEFENSE
Were told it wins games, but really its just
our favorite two-syllable word to yell. (CLAP,
CLAP)
E ESPN COLLEGE
GAME DAY
Theres no better omen than Lee Corso
decapitating your mascot and wearing its
head.
F FANTASY
If your college team ends up sucking, maybe
your virtual one wont?
G GLOAT
If your school gets a W, its a known fact
youre allowed to brag obnoxiously for a
week, so please, proceed.
H HEISMAN
If you need us, well be striking this pose
behind the porta-potties.
I INSTAGRAM
#Football #Tailgating #BallSweat #Hashtag
Youre not a fan unless you put it on the
gram.which is what the cool kids are calling
it, by the way.
J JERSEYS
The ultimate tailgate attire, youre, uhh, sure
to get mistaken for a member of the team in
one of these babies.
K KEG
The belligerent fan equivalent of a
touchdown, nothing says tailgating like a
successful kick-ass keg stand.
L LOSING
The only thing its acceptable to lose on game
day is your dignity. Your team, on the other
hand, better win.
M MASCOT
If you think YOURE
sweating, imagine how
hot homeboy in the suit is
feelin.
N NFL
As in the place where your
favorite players are going
to go after college and
inevitably disappoint you.
O OLD
PEOPLEAND
LITTLE KIDS
Football games are full of
em, so be on your best behav-
ioror at least dont spout pro-
fanities eveiy five seconus anu
stampede over them en route to
the stadium, savvy?
GAME DAY
A-Z
THE BREAKDOWN OF EVERY
EPIC SATURDAY THIS SEASON
Back by (un)popular demand, we bring youfor
the second year in a rowyour college football
game day breakdown in an A-Z format that, trust
us, would be totally Sesame Street-approved. But
that said, dont worry about repeats; weve totally
changed it up since last yearwhich really made the
letter Q a pain in the ass, by the way.
WORDS: SB STAFF
P PICK-UP GAMES
Nothing boosts your self-esteem like snagging
over 6-year-olds in the parking lot while you
tailgate, trust.
Q QUITTING
Whethei you'ie on the fielu oi in the stanus,
playing or cheering, unless youre yanked out
of the game or arrested, this isnt an option.
R REFS
Because if they werent here, this would be
rugby.
S SNACKS
Whether its grilled grub under tailgate tents
or $47 corndogs inside the stadium, as a fan,
ya gotta stay fueled, ya hear?
T TEBOWING
Get outta here, virgin (said every NFL coach
this year, were pretty sure). But that doesnt
make posing in a praying stance any less fun!
U UMBRELLA
Shade is a survival essential for football
season Saturdays, whether you opt for an
umbrella or post up under a tent. (But repeat
after us: parasols are for pussies.)
V VOICE
As in the thing you better lose after screaming
your esophagus off. (PS: Were bad at biology.)
W WARM UP
AKA pre-gaming. While the team
stretches out, you should be drinking up.
X X-RAYS
Oh, you know, that thing you hope your play-
ers dont have to get.
Y YELLING
There are very few situations in which chant-
ing in unison with thousands of other people
doesnt qualify as a cultbut a football game
is one of them.
Z ZILCH
This is basically just
an old-person word
for zero, which is what
you want the oppos-
ing teams score to be,
mmkay?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BY THE NUMBERS!
10 Fun Facts for the 2013 Season Via ESPN.com
6
The number
of national
championships
Alabamas Bear
Bryant has won
more than any other
coach in the poll era
(he also, unofcially,
has the coolest name)
11
The number of
games in a row
that Navy has beat
Army (who last won
the series in 2001)
and the longest streak
for either team in the
history of the rivalry
12
The amount
of consecutive
wins Ohio State had
last season when they
were a perfect 12-0
21
The number of
touchdowns
that Johnny Football
rushed for last
season, the second
most in the FBS
25
How many
years its
been since the epic
Barry Sanders won
his Heisman in 1988
(after rushing for a
record 2,628 yards)
31
The number of
FBS coaches
whove entered new
schools this season
42
The amount
of running
backs that have won
the Heisman, the
most of any position
45
The
number of
touchdowns the
Oregon Ducks scored
in two minutes or less
last season
73
The age of
the oldest
active FBS coach,
Kansas State head
coach, Bill Snyder
100
This
years
Rose Bowl will be the
100th
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A AUDIBLE
Ya know, like when youre planning on buying
Miller Lite but make a last-second decision at
the gas station, change it up, and opt for Bud
instead...Oh, plus that thing the QB calls.
B BIG-SCREEN TVS
If its an away game, your ass better be parked
in front of a plasma screen, aight?
C CELEBRATION
After every awesome play, you better cheer
like a damn champion. Unless youre a player,
then chill out; we dont want that penalty.
D DEFENSE
Were told it wins games, but really its just
our favorite two-syllable word to yell. (CLAP,
CLAP)
E ESPN COLLEGE
GAME DAY
Theres no better omen than Lee Corso
decapitating your mascot and wearing its
head.
F FANTASY
If your college team ends up sucking, maybe
your virtual one wont?
G GLOAT
If your school gets a W, its a known fact
youre allowed to brag obnoxiously for a
week, so please, proceed.
H HEISMAN
If you need us, well be striking this pose
behind the porta-potties.
I INSTAGRAM
#Football #Tailgating #BallSweat #Hashtag
Youre not a fan unless you put it on the
gram.which is what the cool kids are calling
it, by the way.
J JERSEYS
The ultimate tailgate attire, youre, uhh, sure
to get mistaken for a member of the team in
one of these babies.
K KEG
The belligerent fan equivalent of a
touchdown, nothing says tailgating like a
successful kick-ass keg stand.
L LOSING
The only thing its acceptable to lose on game
day is your dignity. Your team, on the other
hand, better win.
M MASCOT
If you think YOURE
sweating, imagine how
hot homeboy in the suit is
feelin.
N NFL
As in the place where your
favorite players are going
to go after college and
inevitably disappoint you.
O OLD
PEOPLEAND
LITTLE KIDS
Football games are full of
em, so be on your best behav-
ioror at least dont spout pro-
fanities eveiy five seconus anu
stampede over them en route to
the stadium, savvy?
GAME DAY
A-Z
THE BREAKDOWN OF EVERY
EPIC SATURDAY THIS SEASON
Back by (un)popular demand, we bring youfor
the second year in a rowyour college football
game day breakdown in an A-Z format that, trust
us, would be totally Sesame Street-approved. But
that said, dont worry about repeats; weve totally
changed it up since last yearwhich really made the
letter Q a pain in the ass, by the way.
WORDS: SB STAFF
P PICK-UP GAMES
Nothing boosts your self-esteem like snagging
over 6-year-olds in the parking lot while you
tailgate, trust.
Q QUITTING
Whethei you'ie on the fielu oi in the stanus,
playing or cheering, unless youre yanked out
of the game or arrested, this isnt an option.
R REFS
Because if they werent here, this would be
rugby.
S SNACKS
Whether its grilled grub under tailgate tents
or $47 corndogs inside the stadium, as a fan,
ya gotta stay fueled, ya hear?
T TEBOWING
Get outta here, virgin (said every NFL coach
this year, were pretty sure). But that doesnt
make posing in a praying stance any less fun!
U UMBRELLA
Shade is a survival essential for football
season Saturdays, whether you opt for an
umbrella or post up under a tent. (But repeat
after us: parasols are for pussies.)
V VOICE
As in the thing you better lose after screaming
your esophagus off. (PS: Were bad at biology.)
W WARM UP
AKA pre-gaming. While the team
stretches out, you should be drinking up.
X X-RAYS
Oh, you know, that thing you hope your play-
ers dont have to get.
Y YELLING
There are very few situations in which chant-
ing in unison with thousands of other people
doesnt qualify as a cultbut a football game
is one of them.
Z ZILCH
This is basically just
an old-person word
for zero, which is what
you want the oppos-
ing teams score to be,
mmkay?
COLLEGE FOOTBALL BY THE NUMBERS!
10 Fun Facts for the 2013 Season Via ESPN.com
6
The number
of national
championships
Alabamas Bear
Bryant has won
more than any other
coach in the poll era
(he also, unofcially,
has the coolest name)
11
The number of
games in a row
that Navy has beat
Army (who last won
the series in 2001)
and the longest streak
for either team in the
history of the rivalry
12
The amount
of consecutive
wins Ohio State had
last season when they
were a perfect 12-0
21
The number of
touchdowns
that Johnny Football
rushed for last
season, the second
most in the FBS
25
How many
years its
been since the epic
Barry Sanders won
his Heisman in 1988
(after rushing for a
record 2,628 yards)
31
The number of
FBS coaches
whove entered new
schools this season
42
The amount
of running
backs that have won
the Heisman, the
most of any position
45
The
number of
touchdowns the
Oregon Ducks scored
in two minutes or less
last season
73
The age of
the oldest
active FBS coach,
Kansas State head
coach, Bill Snyder
100
This
years
Rose Bowl will be the
100th
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40 WAYS TO BE THE BEST FAN EVER!
BRING YOUR A GAME THIS SEASON
AND DOMINATE GAME DAY
WORDS: SAM SUMPTER PHOTOS: PRESS
DONT Be An IdiotDO Follow These Guidelines
DO: GET LOUD
Unless you have strep throat or
your tongue down the throat of the
equally enthusiastic fan next to you,
have some respect and scream your
tonsils off like a champ.
DONT: TEXT DURING THE
GAME
This is on par with texting during
a movie, except theres no pimply
15-year-old AMC employee there
to kick you outjust a bunch of old
announcers to call you outon TV.
DO: TALK SOME SHIT
Trust uswere all about the booing.
And really, the refs would probably
be disappointed if they didnt get a
token BULLLLLL SHITTTTT chant
16 times a game. (ITS CALLED
MAKE BETTER CALLS. SORRY
WERE NOT SORRY.)
DONT: THROW ANY SHIT
Ever heard of Malice at the Palace?
No? YouTube it. Throwing paper
cups at opposing players is hilarious
until they go all Ron Artest (sorry
Meta World Peaceoh, irony) on
your ass. And football players
actually know how to hit, soooo.
DO: KNOW THE RULES OF THE
GAME
If you dont know what a rst down
is, GTFO COMMIE.
DONT: BE OBLIVIOUS
If you try to start an off-ense!
(clap, clap) chant when your team
is on defense, youre gonna get
deckedor at least glared at passive
aggressively. (#awkward)
DO: DRINK (RESPONSIBLY)
BEFORE THE GAME
Catch a buzz; dont get hammered.
Passing out in the bleachers is such
a newb move, especially when
strangers start force-feeding you
granola bars and $6 Dasani.
DONT: THINK YOU CAN
DRINK AT THE GAME
In case you werent aware, they
dont sell beer inside the stadium.
Tragic, yes, but we hear the AA in
NCAA is for alcoholics anonymous,
so sobriety reigns supreme at the
concession stand.
DO: CARB UP AND STAND UP
Youre GONNA need your energy,
because youre GONNA be standing
for circa four hours. Get your ass to
Olive Garden for some never-ending
pasta bowl or go sit in the upper
decks with the senior citizens.
DONT: WATCH THE GAME AT
A BAR
Sure theres air conditioningand
chairsdrinksand probably food
and big-screen TVs.wait, what?
NO. GO TO THE GAME. (PS: Well
be at the bar.)
Football season is here, yall! (As if you didnt know.) And sure youre not technically playing,
but being a spectator also requires some skill, so consider this your playbook for kicking ass in
the standsno athletic prowess required.
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GAME DAY DOS AND DONTS
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FOOLPROOF WAYS TO GET ON THE JUMBOTRON
DATE THE QUARTERBACK
If hes got Heisman potential, your
chances of fame quadruple, but
either way, if youre boning the guy
with the ball and youre standing next
to his momBOOM! Big screen, baby.
RUSH THE FIELD
Sure, you might also get arrested,
but hey! A mug shot is really just a
gloried paparazzi pic, ya know?
BRIBE THE CAMERAMEN
To ensure your moment(s) in the
spotlight, simply slip a twenty to the
lad or lady behind the lens and tell
them the section where they (and
their new friend Andrew Jackson)
can nd you and make you famous.
MAKE A FUNNY SIGN
A D and a fence? You MAVERICK.
Sorry, youre going to need more
originality (and not just glitter glue)
for your poster board to get picked
out, so try and think outside the box,
and Martha Steward the shit out of
that sign.
DANCE LIKE NO ONES
WATCHING
Any wuss can wobble and any
weenie can do the YMCA. Shake
your moneymaker a little more and
youll be way more likely to attract
attention. (Helpful hint: Cute little
kids dancing are more popular than
youll ever be, so borrow a skilled
six-year-old from a tailgate if you
gotta. Were sure their parents will
understand.)
DRESS TO IMPRESS
Wigs are welcome, capes are
encouraged, and if you have enough
friends and body paint to spell out
the team name (and enough skill/
sobriety to do it without appearing
dyslexic), youll be good to go.
CRY
The bawling band girl from OU got
her 15 minutes of fame, and you can
too! Not that emotionally invested in
the game? Just think of something
really sad (dead puppies?) and let the
tears ow. Trust us: Cameramen have
a sixth sense for sadness.
BE HOT
Both Pamela Anderson and Kate
Upton got their start via horny
cameramen and approving crowds
at sports games. That said, break
out the blonde hair and big boobs
and youll be landing your spot on
the jumbotronand spread in Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Editionin no
time!
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HOME GAME SURVIVAL STRATEGIES
GET UP EARLY
You stayed up late last night?
Suck it up. Its game day, and you
shouldve been asleep with visions
of sugarplums (or touchdowns
whatever) dancing in your head by 9
p.m.not watching Nick at Nite and
getting stoned. Get some coffee and
get your ass in gear. Its GAME TIME,
BABY.
EAT A BREAKFAST OF
CHAMPIONS
You may not be an athlete, but that
doesnt mean you shouldnt eat like
one. Standing in the stands under the
sun requires stamina, and you, you
fantastic fan, deserve to see your face
on a Wheaties box
But that shits not gonna happen,
so just eat some Wheaties instead,
mmkay?
PAINT YOUR BODY
Whether youve got six-pack abs or
more of a keg, nothing says school
spirit like coating your torso in your
teams colors. Just be sure to use
paint thats meant for skin and not,
uhh, walls.
SLATHER ON THE SUNSCREEN
Unless that body paint has SPF, youd
be advised to use protection. Unless
your team color is red, skin tone la
lobster isnt a good look.
ROLL DEEP
Some things are best done solo
like knittingor masturbation. But
football games? Not so much.
Between the heat and the booze,
tailgate survival rate is pretty low, so
bank on bringing along roughly twice
as many people as youll actually
need. Victory loves company, ya dig?
DRINK WATER
Thanks, Mom! Yeah, we know, but
after every alcoholic libation, make
sure you think about hydration.
Youre sweating roughly a gallon
a minute (ITS SCIENCE), and
dehydration is bottomline the most
embarrassing reason to go to the
ER. Plus, ambulances are not so
affordable, and if your friend has to
skip the game to take you home or
to the hospital, theyre pretty much
gonna hate you.
PERFECT THE POWER NAP
You think you can rally? Thats cute.
Polish your snoozing skills so that
after tailgating by day, youll be
ready to celebrate that win (or drown
your sorrows) by night. And if that
30-minute power nap turns into
a seven-hour siesta, wellSunday
Funday, anyone?
How To Give It Your All, Yall
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What You Need to Dominate the Tailgating Scene
(PS: Dont forget beer. Lots and lots of beer.)
ESSENTIALS FOR PRE-GAMING LIKE A PRO
01 | Etn BoostSolar Solar-Powered Back-Up
Battery for Phone/Tablet, $100, and 02 | Rukus
XL Solar-Powered, Wireless Sound System,
$200, etoncorp.com
03 | Cooler Scooter (250 Watt), $400,
coolerscooterdirect.com
04 | GoPong Portable Beer Pong Table, $55,
wayfair.com
05 | Texas Flag Needlepoint Flask, $65,
smathersandbranson.com
06 | Nerf Classic Football, $15, kmart.com
07 | GoBar Portable High Top Bar, $95,
kegworks.com
08 | George Foreman 5-Serving Classic Plate
Grill, $50, georgeforemancooking.com
09 | Crossbow Water Balloon Launcher, $20,
sharperimage.com
Because the sun should do
something besides make you
sweaty...like charge your phone and
blast your music, naturally
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Why carry your cooler when you can
ride it? You can't put a price on lookin'
like a badass while you pass out beers
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If you're tailgating without
drinking games, you're doing it
responsibly wrong
A needlepoint flask,
just like Grandma
used to make (No?
Your grandma sucks)
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Perfect for a little
pick-up and proving you
haven't totally traded
your athleticism for
alcoholism
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The ultimate way to take
your tailgate to the next level
(bartender not included)
It's super portable, serves five,
AND doubles as a panini press
(A PANINI PRESS!)...Football
just got fancy, y'all
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We're not saying you should launch
water balloons at the opposing
team's fans...ah, hell, yeah we are
(#MATURITY)
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SPOTLIGHT: THE MOST
SPIRITED AT UTSA!
We hunted down the rowdiest Roadrunners on campus and got
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Favorite Player: Cherod Simpson,
because he always gives Rowdy Crew
a shout-out when he sees us at other
games!
Game Day Routine: Wake up and
get ready, catch the shuttle to the
Alamodome, tailgate with my Rowdy
Crew buddies, lose my voice during the
game, Whataburger, then nap time when
were all home.
Craziest Memory: Winning the rst ever
UTSA football game and EVERYONE
rushing the eld
Advice for Freshman for Football
Season: Find an organization to tailgate
with! And also use the shuttles to get to
and from the Alamodome to avoid trafc
and parking.
Describe a UTSA Football Game in One
Word: Rowdy!
Raven Forrester, 21
President of UTSA Rowdy Crew
Hometown: Houston
Major: Health
Best Spot to Tailgate: Get as close to
the Alamodome as possible! I really like
tailgating with all the registered student
organizations because theres SO much
Rowdy Spirit. When youre close enough
to the Dome, you get to see the game
day parade. Plus, there are so many
vendors who give away free stuff to
UTSA students!
Game Day Superstitions: Dont leave
early just because your team is ahead! As
soon as you do, the other team will stage
a comeback!
Five Tailgating Essentials: 1. Bring your
grill. 2. Bring your charcoal. 3. Bring your
game day crew. 4. Bring your voice.
(Youll be screaming the UTSA chant,
trust me.) 5. Bring your Roadrunner spirit!
Advice for Freshmen for Football
Season: Come to the games! Also, if you
can, RUSH THE FIELD just dont break
any laws in the process, haha.
Rosemary Beavers, 20
Founder of Tradition Keepers,
UTSA Ambassador Coordinator
Hometown: Dallas Major: Neurobiology
Best Spot to Tailgate: I would say that
the best place to tailgate is right by
Sunset Station. Its right in the middle
of all of the action! The band, the
cheerleaders and so many other essential
parts of this universitys game day are in
this area. Also, the football team walks
into the Alamodome here.
Five Tailgating Essentials: Food for
grillin, music for chillin, face paint for
killin, an empty stomach for llin, and an
extra foam nger for Dylan. (He always
forgets his.)
Craziest Memory: The craziest memory
for me HAS to be the very rst UTSA
game. I was a part of the band, and as
we marched out of the tunnel at the
Alamodome for the rst time, the crowd
erupted and cheered louder than Ive
ever heard a crowd cheer before! It was
kind of my ah-ha moment that I knew
this university was special.
Lukas Sehlke, 21
Head Drum Major of SOSA
Hometown: George West
Major: Communications

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Hometown: Santa Barbara, CA
Major: Biology
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a guitar on his 14th
birthday from his
grandma.
2. His morning ritual is eat
breakfast, watch ESPN, and
exercise.
3. Mayer Hawthornes The
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iPod.
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nds it heads up; hell toss it
back on the ground if its tails.
5. His ideal date is a nice dinner
outside (70- to 80-degree
weather) overlooking the water,
followed up with a fun night on
the town. Simple and sweet.
6. There's only
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he plays on his
bus: MarioKart.
7. His favorite
superhero is Captain
Hindsight.
8. He doesnt have any pets, but
hed like a dog someday.
9. One thing on his bucket list is
playing golf at Pebble Beach.
10. If he wasnt an artist, hed still
be doing something in the music
eldeither a radio DJ, music
historian, studio engineer or full-
time songwriter. Hes addicted
to music.
11. He's not much of a TV
guy, but he likes It's Always
Sunny In Philadelphia.
12. His favorite app
to pass the time is
YouTube.
13. His dream vacation
destination is Australia.
14. Hes looking forward to
seeing Anchorman 2.
15. One thing he cant leave
home/the tour bus without is his
acoustic guitar.
16. If he could see any artist,
past or present, in concert it
would be Waylon in the '60s or
Hank Sr. in the early '50s.
17. He doesnt have any
tattoos.
18. When asked about his
hidden talents, he laughs
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Finally, we have escaped from sports hell. Football is back, and it is here to save us from the evil that is
SportsCenter episodes full of baseball highlights. In honor of this great sport coming back and being our
savior, we have composed a football-based quiz that will serve as an excellent in-class distraction and help
you decide what position ts you best. We apologize in advance if any of you had dreams of becoming a
deep snapper, because thats denitely not one of the choices.
1. What description ts you best?
A B C D
You like to call shots (maybe take
some shots) and be a leader.
Youre a KICKass guy and you
consider yourself to be clutch.
Youre not fancy and you never get
much credit for what you do, but
youre very large and very reliable
kinda like a minivan.
If people need you to take control of
the situation, youll grab the reins.
Answers: QUIZ QUIZ
What football position should you play?
2. What is your best physical feature?
A B C D
Your arm. Jesus couldnt have put
together a better one.
Your leg. You massage it every night
before you go to sleep.
Your gut. People admire the fact that
you resemble Buddha.
Everything. Youre the total package,
baby.
3. What sport would you partake in if you didnt play football?
A B C D
Youd be on the mound throwing
the high heat. And we arent talkin
Sammy Sosa Baseball.
Futbolaka soccer for all you
mericans.
Youd take your talents to Japan and
sumo wrestle. You have the gure,
and you look great in a thong.
Track and eld because youre fast
as shit.
4. Which nickname would you prefer?
A B C D
e Gunslinger...
Which is pretty badass
Sea Bass...Like the sh e Hotel...Get it? It means youre
as big as a hotel.
All Day...Because you can always
carry the rock
5. Who did you idolize growing up?
A B C D
Peyton Manning...e possible
GOAT at the QB position as well as
an awesome commercial actor
Adam Vinatieri...at man sure
could kick in the frozen tundra.
Je Saturday...Not to be mistaken
with Je Friday
LaDainian Tomlinson...He wouldve
been considered a touchdown
machine...if machines made
touchdowns.
6. What type of play would impress you the most?
A B C D
A perfectly thrown back-shoulder
throw for a TD
A 58-yard game-winning eld
goal that would give any other
A pancake block that would make
Aunt Jemima smile
A beastly Marshawn Lynch-ish run
that would make fans throw
skittles at you
Mostly As
QUARTERBACK
You are the quarterback. Like Uncle Rico, back in your day you could
throw a pigskin a quarter mile, and you were most likely boning the
captain of the cheerleading squad. e bottom line is youre a leader
and youre capable of making tough decisions. (Like, ya know, what
cheerleader to bone on the cheerleading squad.)
Mostly Bs
KICKER
You are the kicker. eres an 85% chance that youre a foreigner if you
picked mostly these answers. At times, it rarely seems like youre part of
the team, but you may be the most important player in a dire situation.
(Unless you choke, in which case, everyone probably hates you.)
Mostly Cs
OFFENSIVE LINEMAN
Youre an oensive lineman. Odds are that you are a rather portly
individual, and if you were to play in the middle, you wouldnt mind
getting your genitals touched by the back of someones hand every play.
Youll never get much credit for what you do, but youre what makes
the oense workand the people who re-stock the CiCis buet work
harder.
Mostly DS
RUNNING BACK
You are a running back yall, THE running back, yall. eres a good
chance you are a little ashy (and fastlike e Flash), and you are
probably the most athletic person on the team. When all else fails,
you have to carry the load, and you often have to put the team on your
back. Or, more literally, put the other team on your backas they try to
tackle you.
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Finally, we have escaped from sports hell. Football is back, and it is here to save us from the evil that is
SportsCenter episodes full of baseball highlights. In honor of this great sport coming back and being our
savior, we have composed a football-based quiz that will serve as an excellent in-class distraction and help
you decide what position ts you best. We apologize in advance if any of you had dreams of becoming a
deep snapper, because thats denitely not one of the choices.
1. What description ts you best?
A B C D
You like to call shots (maybe take
some shots) and be a leader.
Youre a KICKass guy and you
consider yourself to be clutch.
Youre not fancy and you never get
much credit for what you do, but
youre very large and very reliable
kinda like a minivan.
If people need you to take control of
the situation, youll grab the reins.
Answers: QUIZ QUIZ
What football position should you play?
2. What is your best physical feature?
A B C D
Your arm. Jesus couldnt have put
together a better one.
Your leg. You massage it every night
before you go to sleep.
Your gut. People admire the fact that
you resemble Buddha.
Everything. Youre the total package,
baby.
3. What sport would you partake in if you didnt play football?
A B C D
Youd be on the mound throwing
the high heat. And we arent talkin
Sammy Sosa Baseball.
Futbolaka soccer for all you
mericans.
Youd take your talents to Japan and
sumo wrestle. You have the gure,
and you look great in a thong.
Track and eld because youre fast
as shit.
4. Which nickname would you prefer?
A B C D
e Gunslinger...
Which is pretty badass
Sea Bass...Like the sh e Hotel...Get it? It means youre
as big as a hotel.
All Day...Because you can always
carry the rock
5. Who did you idolize growing up?
A B C D
Peyton Manning...e possible
GOAT at the QB position as well as
an awesome commercial actor
Adam Vinatieri...at man sure
could kick in the frozen tundra.
Je Saturday...Not to be mistaken
with Je Friday
LaDainian Tomlinson...He wouldve
been considered a touchdown
machine...if machines made
touchdowns.
6. What type of play would impress you the most?
A B C D
A perfectly thrown back-shoulder
throw for a TD
A 58-yard game-winning eld
goal that would give any other
A pancake block that would make
Aunt Jemima smile
A beastly Marshawn Lynch-ish run
that would make fans throw
skittles at you
Mostly As
QUARTERBACK
You are the quarterback. Like Uncle Rico, back in your day you could
throw a pigskin a quarter mile, and you were most likely boning the
captain of the cheerleading squad. e bottom line is youre a leader
and youre capable of making tough decisions. (Like, ya know, what
cheerleader to bone on the cheerleading squad.)
Mostly Bs
KICKER
You are the kicker. eres an 85% chance that youre a foreigner if you
picked mostly these answers. At times, it rarely seems like youre part of
the team, but you may be the most important player in a dire situation.
(Unless you choke, in which case, everyone probably hates you.)
Mostly Cs
OFFENSIVE LINEMAN
Youre an oensive lineman. Odds are that you are a rather portly
individual, and if you were to play in the middle, you wouldnt mind
getting your genitals touched by the back of someones hand every play.
Youll never get much credit for what you do, but youre what makes
the oense workand the people who re-stock the CiCis buet work
harder.
Mostly DS
RUNNING BACK
You are a running back yall, THE running back, yall. eres a good
chance you are a little ashy (and fastlike e Flash), and you are
probably the most athletic person on the team. When all else fails,
you have to carry the load, and you often have to put the team on your
back. Or, more literally, put the other team on your backas they try to
tackle you.
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Thou Shalt Man The Grill
Help a brother out by watching the coals for a minute
while the cook takes a well-deserved break. Youre no
Guy Fieri, but you know your way around a grill. Just
dont burn the burgers.
Thou Shalt Play Beer Pong
Your athletic prowess will impress all in attendance, and
youll be in the mood to party after just a few games.
Get in the zone and show everyone that you mean
business.
Thou Shalt Sing The Fight Song
Hop up in a truck bed and rattle off the rst few lines
of your schools sacred hymn. It doesnt matter if you
know all the words, just the rst few lines.
Thou Shalt Not Destroy Property That Is Not Thous
Yeah, it doesnt sound like much fun, but youre a part of
something bigger than yourself. One wrong move and
you can ruin it for everyone. Dont break stuff that isnt
yours, and be sure to thank your hosts.
Thou Shalt Dress For The Weather
Hot or cold. Rain or shine. Dress for the weather. Doesnt
matter that you just bought a cool new golf polo for
this weekend. The forecast is calling for 50 degrees and
clouds. Youll be miserable way before kickoff.
Thou Shalt Respect The Sundress
A gameday tradition that is above all: women in
sundresses and boots. Treat these ladies with the
respect and dignity they deserve.
Thou Shalt Make Noise
It doesnt matter if your team doesnt have a conference
win yet and they probably wont make a bowl game.
The game isnt over until the clock hits 0:00.
Thou Shalt Try To Sneak In Liquor
Dont let the man keep you down. Its every fans right
to keep their buzz going in the stadium, despite any
alcohol restrictions.
Thou Shalt Nap
A morning lled with tailgating and cheering can take
it out of even the best of us. Set aside an hour after the
game for some shut-eye, and recharge your batteries
for Saturday night.
Thou Shalt Rage
Win or lose, you still booze.
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One thing that impresses you when
youre out on a date?
Spontaneity always makes the most
exciting dates. I love when things
dont go according to plan.
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you?
I was out with some friends and I got a text from a random
number saying I see you over there cutie ;) When I looked
up I saw a guy that I have never met before waving at me. I
still dont know how he got my number.
What are your plans after Graduation?
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