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The Schnippets Collection
The Schnippets Collection
Short-Short Stories
by
Joshua D. Dinman
(schĭnp' ĭt) n. - a short-short story, kind of a cross combining
the tenacity of a miniature schnauzer and the speed of a
whippet. Also called "flash fiction," "sudden fiction," and palm of
the hand stories" by Nobel laureate Yasunari Kawabata.
Paris………………………………………...…………….3
Imagined Lives of the Dead.………………………5
An Evening at the Ritz………………………………8
The Glamour of Business Travel #1:
The American on the Beach………………….16
The Next Great Conqueror of Asia..…………..18
You’re Only Eighteen Once. Aren’t You?.....22
Autumn………………………………………………….24
My Mother’s Humming………………..………….26
We Never Talk Anymore………………………….28
The Glamour of Business Travel #2:
The Poolside Restaurant..…………………….30
Dead Charlies…………….……………………………33
T-Minus Two….……………………………………….35
Susquehanna……………………………………..……37
The House…….………………………………………..41
Neighbor Jones………....……………………………43
Love Song…………………..…………………………..46
Watching the Sun Set on a Summer
Evening With Two Survivors......…………….47
A Minimalist Love Story……………………………49
Paris
Then there was Paris. We were miserable. It was very hot. We were in a little hotel on a
street off the Rue de Magenta a few blocks from the Gar de Nord. The hotel looked in on
a courtyard shared with an apartment co-op whose tenants celebrated the end of July and
We spent five days there at the height of the worst heat wave on record. Enduring
sweltering nights wrapped in hotel linen, we counted the days to our departure. She
maintains we made love once. I do not remember. Love, the making of it, does not ring
a bell.
Late on our last night, the courtyard echoed with the sounds of a man and a
woman making love. The expressions of the lovers resonated through the courtyard. The
And she said, "She's faking it. No woman really feels that way. She's acting.
Maybe she's a whore. Listen to the way she calls him monsieur."
"So?" I asked.
"No woman cries out something like that while in the throes of passion," she said.
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"Not that way," she replied. "There are whispers, cries, moans, but that woman's
faking."
So we listened to the lovers the way you listen to an amateur orchestra, listening
for squeaky notes, misplaced fingerings. We lay there nearly naked, so close that our
sweat intermingled and yet we were as distant as foreign moons. We waited, and listened,
to the gurgled ripple of laughter passing from throat to throat of the apartment revelers
drinking to their impending vacations, to the woman’s theatrical, impassioned cries and
to the man’s animal grunting, all commingling above the courtyard. In the sweltering
Paris night, the lovers' lies became transparent, and their voices were joined by others, a
swirl of laughter, of moans and breaking glass, an orgiastic swirl that echoed through the
court as though the heat had finally gone to the entire feverish city’s head.
She turned and traced her finger down the length of my spine, drawing her tongue
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Imagined Lives of the Dead
We're at an estate sale and Marta is getting pissed off because I'm looking through
photo albums. "It's so morbid, looking through dead people's memories," she says. She’s
got this throaty German accent that makes her sound scary and sexy even when she isn’t
trying. "We're looking for a bed for me anyway. Look for a bed," she insists. I ignore
her and look through the albums, at photographs of boys holding fishing poles and trophy
"Does anyone buy the photos?" I ask the woman sitting at a card table with a
ledger and a small cash box. She sits very upright and tells me that sociologists
"They count how many women have beehive hairdos, how many family members
suffer from hair loss and the like," she says, sounding every bit the part of the
"Will you come on," Marta pleads, leaning over the railing half way up the stairs
already. "We have four more sales to hit after this one," she says. "I want to get there
before all the good stuff's gone.” She hrumphs and frowns at me. “You can be so
I follow after her up the stairs. "Well you want to buy a dead person's bed," I say.
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She stops where she is and thinks for a second. "That's different, beds aren't
"What does that mean?" I ask. "That doesn't even make sense."
"I'm a foreigner, I don't have to make sense," she replies as we reach the landing.
"I don't care, I want a bed, even if somebody died in it two days ago!"
Two ladies who are just emerging from a back bedroom stare at Marta.
"Shit," Marta mutters as she head toward the master bedroom dominated by a
huge walnut four-poster bed. The bedposts are as thick as trees. It reminds me of the
huge bed in my grandparents’ old house I'd played on when I was very young.
"It's beautiful," Marta whispers. She crawls onto the light blue mattress and runs
her hand over the material. She sits in the middle of the bed and reclines on her elbows,
"I don't want to go to Mattress World," she insists, still leaning back on her
elbows. "I want to have you on this bed.” Sensing my unease, she tosses her hair back
with one hand, and unfastens one of the buttons of her blouse.
The two ladies walk into the room. One quickly turns away, but the other just stands
there, frowning at Marta. She stands firm in the doorway looking from Marta to me,
"What was their problem?" Marta asks as she crawls off the bed. She looks at me.
"What?"
I stare at her.
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"Oh." Marta bites her lip regretfully. We walk back down the stairs in silence,
"I want to buy it," she says, squeezing my hand. Before I can say anything she
walks up to the lady at the card table and starts negotiating a price.
The old ladies gingerly walk down the stairs glaring at Marta and then at the sales
lady. They shuffle towards the door with their eyes trained on the floor, clutching each
other’s arms.
At a table by the window, an old man is looking through the photo albums. He
looks at me and I turn away, pretending to examine the titles of the books on a bookshelf.
Out of the corner of my eye I see him tear a page out of an album and slip it into the
"I can give it to her for three hundred," the sales lady says to me. "There’s no
Marta smiles at me and writes out the check, and the old man tugs on the lady's
sleeve and asks if there are any picture frames for sale.
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An Evening at the Ritz
Regis Grabowsky sat at the bar, cleaning out his wallet. Dean watched him, wiping
glasses, wearing his white apron like some bartender in an old photograph. It was the last
Thursday before Christmas. They were alone. The afternoon shift at the mill wouldn't let
out until six-thirty. The neighborhood regulars wouldn't arrive until after dinnertime.
Regis sorted the photographs first. The picture of his wife Ginny was ten years
old. So were the snapshots of his sons, muscular college men now, so different from the
smiling, tow-headed boys in the school pictures from his worn billfold.
He made two piles - trash and keepers. He threw a small stack of bent business
cards with his old title into the trash pile. Now that he was a vice president, he didn’t
need them. He paused, then fished one out and threw it on the keepers pile for
perspective. He threw his country club membership card in with the trash. He knew that
number by heart. On the keepers pile he heaped a small mountain of credit card and
ATM receipts.
"It’s like looking through one of those low-budget museums you see on the side of
the road," he said, staring at a hundred-dollar bill he held in both hands. "You
know-Bob's Exxon and Indian Museum? Something like that. The shithouse life of
Regis Grabowsky."
Regis smiled.
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"The boys coming home for the holidays?" Dean asked.
"Nope," Regis replied staring at the pile of yellow credit card receipts. "Bobby's
out West skiing with a college buddy's family. Jeff's in Florida for some fraternity
thing."
"It's a lot different from when we were growing up," Dean offered.
Dean shrugged and turned his attention to dusting the top shelf bottles and the
neon Iron City Beer sign behind him. The silence was broken as a young couple entered
the bar. They hesitated, a light dusting of snow clinging to their coats and hair. Behind
them through the open door Regis could see the snow falling steadily. Most of it fell
straight down, but some of it, carried by a gentle updraft, floated skyward.
Regis smiled into his beer. Dean liked to fancy himself a gruff old barkeep. Regis
"Is this a hotel?" the young man asked. In his hand he held an overnight bag. The
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"No," Dean replied, losing his patience. "This is a bar, we don't rent rooms."
"You don’t have any rooms?" the young man asked again.
"We have one room, always have. Never let it out," Dean said. He crossed his
"It’s there from the old days," Regis said. "To get around the blue laws against
The girl looked at the two men as if they were touched. The young man nodded as
though he only half-understood. His hair was curly and unkempt, shaved high and tight
around his temples. He was tall and thin with the face of a child not yet grown into his
manhood. The girl wore his college letterman jacket. It was so big on her she almost
disappeared in it. Her long hair was pulled back in a ponytail, revealing her fine, angular
face. Her skin was almost white. She seemed to shine standing next to the dark young
man.
They reminded Regis of the friends his sons brought with them from college on
their infrequent visits home. They had an air of a world completely removed from the
“We can’t stay here but we can get a beer on Sunday. Right?" the girl asked.
"Look, honey," Dean said, "you can get a beer anywhere on Sunday nowadays.
"I understand," she replied, smiling impatiently. "It just doesn't make sense."
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"Look," Dean said, softening up a bit, "there's one of them Knight's Inns by the
"Don't look at me," Regis said. "It's not like I'm a regular over there."
The couple considered their options. The boy whispered something to the girl.
Regis watched as she listened. When she replied, she gently took his hand in hers. He
thought of his own sons and remembered how tender he and Ginny were so long ago. A
sudden sense of sadness overcame him watching the boy and girl standing at the end of
the bar.
He thought of the snow falling silently outside. It would fall in the hollows and
on the hills, covering the road and the banks of McLaughlin Run, stained orange by the
acid run-off from the abandoned mines. The snow would fall on the steel mill and the
chemical plant on the other side of town. And it would fall, too, on the wide lawn and the
shingle roof of his five bedroom colonial house in the subdivision on the hill where
"Look," Dean said to the kids, "have a beer while you think things out. It’s on
me."
“Sure, whatever,” Dean replied. He drew a drought from the tap and slid it down
the length of the bar to where the young couple sat. The young man smiled in
appreciation of Dean’s performance. Dean walked the girl’s water to her. Sitting at the
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end of the long bar in the dark, brownish light of the room, the two of them looked
impossibly small.
Regis watched them and wondered who they were. The girl hung the letterman
jacket she’d been wearing on a peg. The leather was shiny and new. He thought of his
sons' high school letter jackets that hung in the hall closet at home. They didn't wear them
anymore. They were college men, they'd told him, college men don’t wear high school
letter jackets. Their mother had taken to wearing them to do outside work.
The young man sat up on his barstool, leaning toward Regis and Dean.
"We could pay you twenty dollars to stay in the room upstairs," he said.
"Look, you can't stay here," Dean said. "This ain’t a hotel.”
“Listen, I’ll loan you the money for the motel, okay?” Regis interrupted, losing
"Yes you can," he replied. "It ain't like it's a thousand bucks."
“Give me your address then, so we can pay you back,” she said.
"Yeah, whatever," he replied, looking downward and fumbling with the receipts
By the time they stepped outside, about half a foot of snow had fallen. Dean stood
at the front door as Regis and the young couple stepped onto the parking lot.
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The snow fell without a sound, illuminated in the street lamp like moths circling
the light on summer evenings. Large, sweet flakes stuck to their coats and in their hair.
The "Drink 7-Up" sign above the door flickered as Dean turned it on. Under the
soft drink logo the words "The Ritz Hotel" were painted in faded block letters. A car
passed on the road moving slowly, the snow a muffled crunch under its tires.
The boy wiped the snow off a ratty-looking two-seater sports car. It was the only
other car in the small lot besides Regis’ Buick. Regis gave the girl directions to the motel
and pulled the one hundred-dollar bill from his billfold, which he folded over several
times before pressing it into her hand and turning toward his car.
"Give me a business card then" she insisted, making her way to where he stood.
Regis hesitated, then pulled out his billfold again and handed her one of his new
"I bet your kids think you're a pretty good dad," she said.
She smiled then suddenly kissed him gently on the cheek before turning away.
"Be careful, with the roads and all," he called after her.
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The car pulled away, the snow crunching under its tires. Dean asked Regis if he
"Yeah," he replied. "Goodnight," he said, though Dean had already headed back
inside. He stood alone, idly fumbling the coins in his pocket, looking up at the snow-
covered trees clinging to the steep hillside. His feet were cold. The snow was melting
through the soles of his black tassel loafers. He tried to remember the words of the poem
they’d made them read in high school about the man and his horse stopping in the woods,
Across the road and the creek that flowed alongside it, the pines on the hill were
weighed down with snow. The woods were silent and beautiful, covered by the white
blanket. As children he and Dean had romped among those trees playing cowboys and
Indians. They'd stood lookout for their fathers trudging home from the mill with their
lunch pails in their hands, their heavy work boots dragging on the macadam. The men
always stopped at the Ritz for a shot and a beer, even when they worked the graveyard
Regis thought of his big empty house up on Rolling Meadow Road, and of its
wide, bare lawn. The saplings he had planted there would resemble the trees on the hill
in a hundred years perhaps. It seemed he'd traveled a thousand miles since he was a boy
growing up in the row house within walking distance of the mill and the mine. Instead he
had traversed only three miles from the hollow to the subdivision up on the hill with its
For some reason, he wanted to wade across the creek like he and Dean had when
they were kids and climb the hill and knock the snow from the pines. Instead, he stood in
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the parking lot watching the snow gently cover the tire tracks left by the young couple's
car. The large flakes continued to fall, filling the deep tire tracks. In twenty minutes they
would be completely covered over, erasing all evidence that they had been there at all.
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The Glamour of Business Travel #1: The American on the Beach
He stands with one hand on his hip, a Heineken in the other, at the very northern edge of
South America, flirting with the two-dollar whores at Le Snack Bar truck parked on the
beach. He buys them each a beer and with saccharine smiles they insult him in French,
the searing tropical sky. Palm trees sway, chattering in the breeze and Le Matron covers
her impossibly sagging breasts as a few passing raindrops pockmark the sand.
He came here hoping to check out the topless European girls and dark chocolate
skinned Caribbeans in their thongs. To his disappointment the beach is empty this
afternoon except for grandma with her brown titties hanging below her hips, and the
whores drinking their beers, biding their time until nightfall and the nightclubs, and
drinking, and dancing and sex with the soldiers from the Foreign Legion.
“I gotta find some other way to make another living,” he says out loud, staring
into his beer. He doesn’t want to die an old man, his lips firmly puckered from kissing
customers' asses. He sighs then checks his watch. The Japanese will land at the airport at
seven. And their impossible demands will start as soon as they get off the plane.
‘Stanley-san, we go to zoo tomorrow?’ They don’t care that he's scheduled a luncheon at
the foreign minister's house a hundred kilometers in the opposite direction of the zoo.
He shakes his head angrily and takes a hard swig of his beer. Le Matron uncovers
her boobs as the blinding sun emerges from behind the clouds. A dazzlingly beautiful
teenage girl with firm high young breasts arrives at the beach with her mother. He
watches intently. Le mama unceremoniously slips out of her sarong, bearing lopsided
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and leathery suntanned breasts. The girl shimmies out of her shorts. He stares hungrily
in anticipation. No thong. She doesn’t even take off her T-shirt! You can see him
scream “goddamn-it” to himself. Cautiously, the girl makes her way to the water, brown
and murky at the mouth of the jungle river, and walks along the sand without a shred of
self-confidence, despite her devastating beauty. Le mama watches her and sighs
dismissively, shaking her head, rehashing a thousand disappointments in her mind. The
whores watch, their faces falling, remembering their innocence perhaps, before re-
assuming their tough, bored expressions. He takes a last long pull on his beer, emptying
the bottle, staring hard at the girl as though he might be able to will her out of her shirt
The whores' laughter sails on the breeze as the sun beats mercilessly down upon
them, the young girl, and the topless matrons. His face pink and sunburned, the
American turns toward the litter-strewn parking lot, the airport and the Japanese charter.
The palm trees sway in the sea breeze, their fronds clattering their tropic sarabande, the
nonstop jungle rhythm of cheap sex, warm beer, meaninglessness and decay.
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The Next Great Conqueror of Asia
He’s traveling with his secretary, which is like vacationing with an annoying aunt,
except he can’t tell his secretary to shut the fuck up because that would result in a
shitstorm of lawyers and annoying yentas from HR, and as bad as escorting her around is,
“Oooh shopping!” she exclaims. “Stop the car! Stop the car! I promised the girls
“Stop?”
The interpreter tells the driver to pull over. He makes a sharp turn at the town’s
only shopping center, a gaudy building that looks more like a discotheque than a mall.
Passersby stare at the enormous American SUV as it comes to a stop. The interpreter
makes a call on his cell phone. The driver sighs, then steps out into the frigid, bright
Kazakh afternoon.
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Women in fur coats and high heeled boots pull children on sleds along the
sidewalk. The children, bundled against the cold stare at the foreigners, their Asiatic
Inside, the mall is a warren of cold, dimly lit hallways with sullen-faced Kazaks
shopping for linens, pirated music MP3s, and shiny polyester clothing. The glitzy
exterior is just a façade for the dark and crumbling soviet-era structure inside.
His secretary oohs and ahhs over gaudily painted Matrushka dolls.
The translator, by far the cheeriest Russian he has ever met, dutifully if not
entirely enthusiastically, negotiates a price. In the end she is happy to overpay 200%.
He rolls his eyes and stamps his feet to ward off the chill.
A band of little ruffians race down the corridors darting between shoppers and
wary-eyed shopkeepers.
“Hello!” they declare, their eyes full of devilry and false cheer. “USA?”
“Yeah, USA,” he replies, thinking the little imps are destined either for the
reformatory or local office. “Here’s a buck, kid. Don’t spend it all in once place,” he
says in his best movie gangster voice. He hands a dollar bill to each of the five urchins.
Once she’s blown through a couple thousand rubles on gifts, they make their way
back to the car, the boys racing around them until she climbs into the SUV with the
assistance of the interpreter who holds her shopping bags and rolls her eyes as she tries to
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“Nothing caught my fancy,” he replies, studying the Mongol features of the
people passing by. On an enormous steam pipe raised above the frozen ground, a sleepy
The boys race around the car, waving and smiling until the driver pulls away.
They bump along ice-covered streets lined with brightly painted housing blocks, one
more hopeful and dismal than the next in the blinding winter sunshine.
***
As he enters #33 housing block T, the dollar bill falls from Dmitri’s coat pocket
“Where did you get this?” she cries, picking the crisp bank note from the floor
A compact woman with a round dark Kazakh face and blue eyes thanks to the
Russian father she’s never met, she raises the bill above her head with one hand and
deftly swats Dmitri on the side of the head with the other.
“But mommy…it’s the truth!” he cries, holding his hand to the red welt rising on
his cheek.
She puts the bill under the sugar tin high on the cupboard.
“How many times have I warned you about stealing from the shopkeepers, you
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As they approach the airfield his secretary gasps in horror. “My wallet. My
wallet! I’ve lost my wallet. We have to go back. Tell him! We have to go back!”
“You have passport, yes?” he asks, knowing full well she has it safely stashed
***
In a tiny frigid bedroom that had originally been a balcony but has been inexpertly
enclosed by his father, Dmitri stealthily counts and recounts the fat American lady’s
dollar bills and rubles, a king’s ransom exceeding any he could have ever imagined. As
he examines the strange credit cards and the round white porcine face on the woman’s
driver’s license, he imagines the white stallion he will someday buy to ride across the
steppes to the West, to find his long-lost grandfather and take his rightful place beside
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You're Only Eighteen Once. Aren't You?
I never remember names. I remember other things, strange things, trivial things
about people, the way they laughed, their favorite song, but I don't remember names.
There are about fifteen names in my life and there probably always will be. Everyone
I remember Tazz. But I only remember him because someone brought his name
against Wheeling College. I have the ball and I'm running down the sideline and Tazz is
singing a B52's song -- the one where the guy sings: "What's that on your head?" And
"What's that on your head? A wig! What's that on your head? A wig! Woo,
woo! What's that on your head." He's singing this over and over, even while he's
breaking toward the goal motioning for me to pass the ball to him. And I call an "iso,"
and he draws the defenseman around the back of the goal perfectly, opening a lane for me
to lose the big galoot of a defenseman who's riding me, and I take a shot on goal, and the
net ripples as the ball hits it, and the ref blows his whistle and holds his hands above his
head as he runs to the scorer's table and says, "goal, number thirty-nine, blue, unassisted."
And Tazz is still singing "what's that on your head?" And if I close my eyes, I can still
see the net flutter as my shot sneaks past the goalie's stick. That's the sweetest sight there
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Another example: I can't remember the name of the guy who used to ride down
with me to games in my old Datsun 280ZX, but he'd smoke joints and I'd gun the motor
as we flew around curves on sweet smelling spring days, traveling to small colleges in the
Pennsylvania hills. If we could manage, we'd get beers before we left campus and drink
them as we drove. There is no better feeling than driving back roads on the way to a
game with the smell of spring in your nostrils and a beer in your hand on a Saturday
morning when you're eighteen years old, and what's his name is smoking a joint sitting
I have made love to beautiful women; rich girls who make love to you wearing
nothing but a strand of pearls, and girls whose daddies aren't rich, who wear nothing
more than the natural beauty god gave them, and you know a god has to exist to have
created such beautiful women, endowing them with little more than beauty and the
But not even they could equal the smell of promise of a spring morning when the
grass is new and sweeter than summer corn, when the air smells of fresh earth and you're
waiting to play lacrosse with a bunch of guys whose names you'll forget soon enough.
And you know that feeling will stay with you for the rest of your life, like the fiery colors
of autumn and the silent snowfalls of winter nights that never let you forget that you're
only eighteen once in your life and you can never go back. Never.
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Autumn
The puppy's gotta pee in the middle of the night. On my way through the kitchen I notice
the clock on the microwave reads 1:58 a.m. and something registers in my brain that
Outside it’s cool. The dog holds its snout high in the air taking in the night scents.
It smells like autumn. It smells like summer packing its bags and heading south, like
winter hiding around the next corner waiting to kick you in the balls when you least
expect it. It smells of wood fire and fungus, of diatomic earth, wet dogs, and the warm
I think of old loves, of the beds we shared in apartments in drafty old houses with
creaky floorboards and temperamental radiators. I think of those girls and they will
always be girls to me. I’d fall in love in autumn. By summertime it was usually over.
Still, I’d take five consecutive autumns over 10 sweaty summers any day. How could
you ever tire of caramel apples or Halloween or cool crisp nights or falling in love and
bringing your new girl home for Thanksgiving? Could you ever get bored of jack-o-
lanterns glowing on doorsteps? Forget the plastic costumes and latex masks kids wear
nowadays. No, there’s always one kid who shows up at your door dressed in a bedsheet,
and memories of your childhood come flooding back, of stale candy hardening in your
sock drawer that you couldn’t bring yourself to eat because somehow that would mean
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It’s autumn now, when fathers berate their kids to rake the damn leaves, and
freeze their asses off in pumpkin patches out in the country or in shopping mall parking
lots – suburban “punkin patches” with a little straw strewn on the blacktop and gourds
spilling from the back of tractor trailers. Inevitably, at least one kid ends up bawling
“Just pick a damn pumpkin,” the father growls. The mommy shoots him a dirty
look, and he turns and sips warm cider from a Styrofoam cup, thinking of the receptionist
at the office with her tight little mini skirts. Hhe wonders how the hell his life turned out
this way.
And now, in the middle of the night that guy pauses at the window, unable to
sleep, watching me standing in my backyard waiting for the dog to pee. It’s fall now, he
thinks, opening a window to let the night air in. He remembers bringing his new girl
home for Thanksgiving, and thinks of old lovers, of his childhood, his hometown, and his
parents, long ago laid in their graves. His wife stirs and tells him to come back to bed.
It smells like autumn, like hay rides and apple cider, and leaf mold and black rot
and death. After a moment he turns from the window and crawls back into bed, curling
up next to his wife. And the dog sits at my feet looking up at me, wondering why the hell
I’m crying.
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My Mother’s Humming
My mother hums all the time. It's what makes my mother my mother. It is her
signature. Once, a lady from the old neighborhood recognized my mother's humming in
"Leila?" the woman asked from the next stall. "Is that you?" My mother hadn't
seen the woman in twenty years, and didn't recognize the woman. It could have been an
embarrassing moment, but my mother just smiled and pretended to remember her,
without missing a beat. Just about nothing fazes my mother. Later, as we drove north of
Youngstown, she recalled the woman's name and laughed for three miles straight.
Because of her humming, I never lost my mother when I was young. I simply
had to remain very still and listen for her quiet melody. As a child, I thought she
hummed her song just for me--it was, I assumed, a homing beacon, a call home.
Her song had no distinguishable melody, it was just a song, her song. As far as I
can recall, the humming stopped only once, when my grandfather died. My uncle had
called from the hospital to tell my mother. She hung up the phone and stood with her
arms at her sides, looking around as though she were confused, then sat down on the floor
and cried.
I wanted to say something to her, but I was frozen where I stood. The silence of
the room, and the absence of song in the air, scared me.
My mother was born in Germany but for the longest time I thought she grew up
in Ohio. Her family escaped before the war, and she had grown up in Philadelphia. She
hadn't moved to Ohio until after she married my father. Since then, she has lived in
somehow, like my brothers and sisters. They laugh and sing the line from a song they
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learned in kindergarten--"Ohio, where the residents keep on raising presidents"--and I can
I can imagine my mother growing up on a farm, from "good stock" as they say
out in Ohio. I can see her standing in the yard by the edge of a cornfield, watching the
She says she remembers a Nazi rally in 1938. She went with her class.
how happy she can be, considering everything. If someone is laughing or humming a
song in our house, it's usually my mother. I guess she doesn't dwell too much on the past;
this is her home now. She belongs--whether she's in Ohio or not. As long as she is alive,
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We Never Talk Anymore
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“No. I didn’t mean it like that. I mean yeah, life is boring a lot. Driving to work.
Sitting at work. Driving home from work….”
“Repeatedly fucking your wife when she’s ovulating so she can have a baby…”
“So we can have a baby. You know I want this too.”
“You’re sweet,” she says, touching his face. “It’s just so frustrating.” She turns
her head away. The room is so silent that he can hear the air rushing through the
ductwork. A tear creeps from her eye and rolls down her face. It falls onto the
pillowcase making a small blot on the cotton. She sniffs. “I’m sorry. This isn’t very
romantic is it?
“It’s all right,” he says, sighing. “Look, I’m ready to go again. Want to turn out
the light?”
“What’s the point? Let’s just get it over with.”
“And after that nothing was the same,” he whispers.
“Shut up,” she protests, wiping a tear away as she tries to smile for him. The grin falls
away and she closes her eyes, her brow furrowed in concentration. She wraps her legs
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The Glamour of Business Travel #2: The Poolside Restaurant
Outside it's raining like a motherfucker, my sweet. According to the travel guide, the wet
season is supposed to be over, but it isn't. So much for the travel guide. Rain falls in
sheets, smacking the patio outside like a thousand hands smacking a thousand asses. The
hotel is mostly empty now. The Japanese and Americans, the English and the few pale
distinguished looking gray-haired gentleman watches TV, his mouth agape, the universal
guy-watching-television expression on his face. Seated next to him his younger, once-
trophy wife, more plump with age but still a looker, watches the program in disgust, her
The weightlifter, his ebony forearms heavily veined and muscled, drinks Perrier
alone at a table waiting for his date. He gets up and circles the dining room anxiously,
A group of Frenchmen entertain two Mexican businessmen, but it's soon apparent
that it’s the same old Mexican story - big ideas but no financing. The French soon ignore
their guests and go about their dinner, conversing loudly amongst themselves,
acknowledging their still-smiling but discouraged guests from time to time. Two couples
out for the evening occupy another table. One of the women holds a nasty little dog.
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Fucking French and their yippy dogs. Not that I hate the French, really. It’s just that I'm
stuck here in this tropical steam bath on the tip of nowhere in South America, and I miss
you, my love.
The rain stops. Water drips off the veranda as the maitre d'i opens the doors to
the patio and the pool outside. A hotel employee fishes an iguana from the greenish
water with a long net. The lizard lands on the concrete with a 'splat' then scurries off into
the night.
The slim effeminate waiter stops to watch, then brings the bill to the party with
the lady with the yippy little dog. And then it hits me. The weightlifter isn't waiting on
his girlfriend. No, my dear, the waiter is his lover. See the tender expression on the
muscleman's face as he watches the waiter sashay his way to the kitchen with a tray of
empty coffee cups. The tenderness! Like I used to smile, watching you do almost
anything, when we were newly lovers. I have to remember to look at you that way again.
the-Mexicans bill, the bartender and the other waitress playfully tease him. He smiles
and cowers at their gentle slaps. The weightlifter sits up in his seat, on guard, ready to
spring until his lover smiles at him as if to say, "It's all right. I'm okay."
The rain begins to fall again, heavier than before, if that's possible. The tropical
night smells of rain and decay and musk. The dog yips as the couples split the tab and
leave. The old man and the woman watching TV yawn in unison then rise from their
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And I'm still here, drinking coffee, alone at the edge of the jungle, putting up with
yippy dogs and bad manners and Iguanas and the French. Have I told you? I miss you, I
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Dead Charlies
Okay, so you Google Charlie’s name and page after page of Charlie W obituaries
appear. New York, Illinois, Utah. A corporate CEO, a president of a major university, a
farm seed salesman. So many Charlies. They were known to business associates and
friends simply as “Charlie.” Good Old Charlie. Charles is much too formal – for an
American anyway. Charles is for De Gaulle or some European ruler with a roman
Poor Charlie. He wasn’t going to set the world on fire. A middle manager. Not
corner office material. But then again, there are only so many corner offices to be had.
And what’s so wrong with that? Leaders need their followers, armies need foot soldiers.
So why “poor Charlie?” Because he was so young. Because his children are at
that age when they still desperately need a dad, although teenagers don’t always admit it,
not out loud at least. Because those other Charlies – the CEO, the college president, the
seed salesman – they were old, they had lived full lives, had testimonial dinners,
retirement ceremonies, 75th birthdays. Not that they deserved to die, but their passing
doesn’t haunt you, their obituaries don’t jump off the page – in the prime of his life, his
We didn’t always speak so well of him. We told jokes at his expense. Hey, don’t
get so high and mighty - they tell jokes about you too, and about me and everyone else.
But when someone dies unexpectedly you feel remorse for speaking ill of them, for being
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so chippy. You resolve to be a better person– to hug your kids more, to take more time
off from work, to forget about setting the world on fire, to stop and smell the roses.
Clichés get bandied around like Buddhist prayer notes flapping on some Himalayan
mountaintops.
“Je n’oublie pas…” Baudelaire wrote, but we do forget, until something makes us
remember – the sunset on the water, the distracted smile on a lover’s face, the phone call:
“Charlie’s dead.”
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T-Minus Two
"Everybody remembers what they were doing when Kennedy was shot," my
mother says. "I had taken Jon to get his hair cut, and we were in the barbershop when it
came over the radio. The announcer said, `ladies and gentlemen, President Kennedy has
been shot.' Just like that. The barber stopped cutting and said he was going to close up
shop for the day. We walked out of there with only half a hair cut out of respect for the
president. Oh, I was so upset I just started crying when we got to the car."
My sister says she remembers the principal announcing it over the p.a. system.
But that's impossible because she was only three years old then and would have been too
young to be in school.
Kennedy was killed two months before I was born. My brother was five years old
at the time, and he says he can remember it like it was yesterday. I believe him. He
remembers everything like a tape recorder. He can spit out dates and events, but he can't
tell stories very well. I'm the only one in my family who's good at telling stories, but I
wasn't quite whole the day Kennedy was shot. I do remember seeing replays of it on TV,
over and over again, of Jackie Kennedy standing up in the car and leaning over the body.
"We were reviewing that smart ass Herb Fletcher's dissertation when Bob came in
and told us," my father says. "You remember Herb, don't you, dear?"
My mother squints her eyes like she can't remember, then nods her head.
"Maybe it was when Robert Kennedy was shot that I remember," my sister says.
My mother says she doesn't remember what she was doing that day.
"Dad's right," my brother says, and we all nod our heads in agreement.
"Martin Luther King?" my sister asks as though she's wondering how she could
"All I remember was someone got shot and my teacher cried," my sister says.
"It was probably Miss Gallagher," my brother says, nodding his head like he is
looking at a blueprint. "She taught third grade, room 7B," he says matter of factly.
I try to imagine Miss Gallagher breaking down and crying in front of the class.
As I remember, she was young and pretty. All the other teachers in our school were old
"All I remember is walking out of that barbershop when John Kennedy was shot,"
my mother says. "It was as though something was lost that day, I knew right then that
I keep going over the pictures in my mind, of the convertible, and Jackie's dress,
and her little pill-box hat. There's a pause, and the film slows for a few agonizing
seconds. The bullet hits and Jackie leans over the body. The front of her dress and her
gloves are stained with blood. The film returns to normal speed, and the limousine races
away, and I'm beginning to think maybe I remember. Maybe I felt something down there,
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Susquehanna
An old man stood alone on a high bank of a slow moving river, gazing over the water.
Presently a young man approached and stood beside him. The old man did not stir.
It was early evening, just after supper time. Gnats and mayflies danced above the
Without diverting his eyes from the river the old man replied:
It was silent again. The young man did not stir from his position, though he was
"Just what do you see out there?" he asked. "The longer I stare, the blurrier every
thing gets."
"All I see are bugs flying around," the young man continued, growing impatient
"And...I see the trees on the far bank reflected on the water."
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"And...nothing else." The young man strained to see more. As he could see
The young man looked at the water directly below him and saw a lone bluegill
"There are several," the old man replied. "They’ve been lingering there for some
The young man looked down at the bluegill and noticed the others swimming
nearby. He let his eye wander and he saw submerged logs and branches, the submerged
stocks of water lilies and water reeds. He told the old man. And the old man asked him
"What do you see that I don't?" the young man asked, slightly angered by the old
"I see a bass over in that pool there about to jump for a fly," he said, pointing.
Near the far bank, the still surface of the water was broken.
Suddenly, the young man was able to see everything. He was aware of three
worlds: the land, firm beneath his feet, tangible and hard; the shimmering world of
reflection of the water's surface, where mayflies and water bugs danced over the flawed
mirror image of sky and trees; and the water world, teeming with fish gracefully
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He watched a box turtle skirt the murky river bed, and large mouth bass circling,
watching the surface for flies. Other fish hovered, as expectant as commuters on a
He saw a submerged automobile tire and a plastic bread wrapper caught on a snag.
He told the old man everything he saw, and the old man listened without words.
He became acutely aware of the sound of a rapid running downstream behind him.
He closed his eyes and imagined the quick water silvering as it met the resistance of the
He imagined the fish in the pool below compensating for the pull of the rapids
downstream.
When he opened his eyes he could only see the reflection of the trees and the sky
above.
"Me too," the old man replied. "You have to start again. It takes a moment to see
it all again."
The light had changed. The sun had set over the treetops. It was still quite light,
but the mood of the river had changed. The water was darker, the reflections on the
The young man spotted a brown trout cruising the shallows. It looked like a
"Look at the size of that guy," he said, pointing excitedly. The fish started.
"He's middling at best," the old man said. "Remember water refracts light, makes
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"Oh," the young man said, feeling stupid for having forgotten basic high school
"Now you remember," the old man said, smiling slightly. "And you’ll probably
"Probably," he said.
The river became noticeably darker an instant after the old man spoke. The
young man looked at the sky above him -- the pink glow of sunset had faded from the
clouds, and the surface of the river rippled as a cool breeze began to blow upstream.
"Me too," the old man said. A fish broke the surface of the water by the far bank,
and the splash echoed in the young man's ears, ringing like the concentric circles
emanating from the point where the fish had broken the surface.
"You're welcome," the old man replied with a wry smile. "But I don't know what
"That's never an answer," the old man said over his shoulder as he started on his
way down the path. He made his was though elms and willows and disappeared around a
bend.
"No, I guess not," the young man said aloud, though there was no one to hear his
words.
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The House
There are times when I can see the house in my mind, clearly picture details of it,
but I cannot remember exactly where it was. I recall that it needed a coat or two of paint
and that the lawn was overgrown. Sometimes I think there were boards covering the
windows, but there are other times when I recall faded lace curtains behind rippled
windowpanes.
I remember chilling spring rains that tore the blossoms from the cherry tree that
stood in the front yard, its petals sprinkled about the ground like the confetti remnants of
Maybe students lived in the house. Beer cans were piled in the side of the yard.
But there are times when I think the house stood in the neighborhood where I grew up, an
old misfit with wood clapboards in the middle of a subdivision filled with ranch homes
and split levels with aluminum siding, named for the farm it had been built over. Some
said the old man who lived alone in the house was a millionaire who buried his money in
jars in the back yard. But those were only tales told by boys who had read too many
adventure stories.
Sometimes I think I've only seen the house in passing, along the highway or on
some lonely back road. There was a time when I would take our son on long drives
through the country on the weekends when I had visitation. We would cruise isolated
state routes through hamlets that time seemed to have forgotten, stopping to look at old
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brick and wood frame houses. We used to like the quiet of those old homes. They
suggested something simpler, something lost and sad and gone forever.
There are things that I recall vividly about the house. I remember creaky
floorboards and stairs, faded wallpaper, sunlight streaming through windows illuminating
dust motes as they floated silently through in the air. I have heard mothers calling their
children home for dinner on summer evenings as I sat on the porch, drinking a beer after
one of our arguments. I have stood at the bedroom window listening to the wind blow
through the trees before a thunderstorm as our son slept in his crib, his breath labored by
the croup.
I have dreamt entire lifetimes spent in the house, of lives longed for but never
led— the linen tablecloth on the table, your old worn sandals in the closet, the cracked
tiles in the bathroom, the stained glass window in the hall through which the day's last
light streams. And though I failed you in so many ways, I still think mostly of you.
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Neighbor Jones
If the conditions are right and there are no clouds in the summer sky, Jones'
dining room is filled with a strange astral glow, like the shimmering of oil on water.
Jones' wife marks the appearance of this late afternoon aurora by pouring herself three
fingers of Scotch, which she sips while circling the small dining room with a wistful look
in her eyes.
The queer light show occurs when the sun reflects off the windshield of the
dilapidated bus parked behind neighbor Smith's house. Jones, who teaches high school
trigonometry, once calculated the necessary angle of deflection for the sun's rays to glint
off the windshield and illuminate the room where his wife now stands sipping Scotch.
Years ago, they'd dressed formally for dinner then made passionate love on the
floor as the dancing light filled the room. But that was years ago, lifetimes ago. Now
Jones keeps himself busy with projects around the house and waits for his wife’s summer
melancholy to pass.
"I'm going to call the police and see if they can't make Smith haul that heap
away," he says, passing through the dining room with a three-eighths-inch, variable speed
It is silent for a moment and Jones thinks that he hardly knows his wife. Then, as
though someone has thrown a switch, the room is no longer filled with the light.
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In the bedroom Jones watches his wife remove her bra, watches her sagging
breasts sway as she slips off her panties and tugs a bathing suit over her fleshy ass.
Neither Jones nor his wife acknowledges the other, though Jones is aroused for a reason
He stands at the window and watches his wife climb the steps to the terrace. She
throws a towel on a battered lounge chair, then dives into the pool. Further up the hill,
Smith's bus sits rusting, illuminated by the orangey light of the setting sun.
Standing there, he feels stupid for having threatened to call the police. He feels
empty living in a house that has never rung with children’s voices. He wonders if their
decision not to have kids was a mistake. It is too late now. They’re too old, though not as
old as Smith and his wife next door, both bent over by grief and osteoporosis and time.
Smith bought the bus decades ago when his daughter was first born. He thought it would
make a nice playhouse for her once she'd grown older. They had their child late in life.
Mrs. Smith had nearly died in childbirth. They said their daughter was a blessing from
heaven.But as heaven bestows blessings, it just as arbitrarily extinguishes them. The girl
Jones' wife swims laps in the pool as he pads about the house. Still holding the
drill, he turns on the lights in every room. He runs his hand over the Formica counter top
he installed in the kitchen, examines the built-in bookcases in the living room, scrutinizes
the detail work on the buffet he put in the dining room. He sees only the flaws in his
workmanship—places where he should have used glue instead of nails, joints that could
have been better mitered, cracks in the wood where he should have drilled pilot holes
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before driving screws. Where others praise his handiwork, he sees only the imperfections,
Tugging open the screen door that always sticks, Jones' wife pauses to allow her
eyes adjust to the light. She watches him stare at the crown molding in the dining room,
then goes into the kitchen and pours two more glasses of Scotch. Outside, neighbor Smith
strolls up the hill, a martini in hand. Jones' wife returns to the dining room, the ice cubes
gently clinking about the glasses. Jones takes the Scotch, staring out the door, watching
his neighbor stand motionless before the bus. His wife hugs him from behind, her arm
clutching him about the chest, her chin pressed to his shoulder. He can feel her moist
bathing suit against his shirt, her breasts pressing against his back, and he puts his hand
on her arm.
In his back yard, Smith visibly sighs, his shoulders hunched. He throws back the
remainder of his martini, then turns toward his house, stopping in the middle of his yard
to look up at the celestial void. As though pleading to the faint stars that have begun to
shine in the bruised blue sky, he raises one arm to the heavens. His eyes turn to Jones'
house blazing with light that pours from every window then trudges back to his house.
Jones drinks deeply from his glass then kisses his wife's hand.
"Put that stupid drill away," she whispers, and he drops it, turning to her. She
smiles sadly. As he eases the strap of her bathing suit from her shoulder, she whispers,
"oh love, love." Jones doesn't even think to close the blinds or put out the lights, because
he does not care. And the world spins away as he loses himself inside his trembling wife.
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Love Song
In these silences, long and deep, my love, I hear the infinite rumble of creation,
that distant thunder in which birds take wing, loath to roost for long. In your breath I hear
that whisper of eternity, discernable otherwise only to immense radio antennae perched
on far off mountain tops, craning skyward, listening for remnants of the big bang,
listening for God.
In these silences, watching wading birds stride among the mangroves, or in the
mountains, after sunset and the sky is bruised blue and dotted with early evening stars,
the rumble of creation (or doom) echoes in our ears like a million forevers thundering
past.
What if love were measurable like the remnants of the great peal of creation?
What if we could detect the origin of that thunder, determine in which direction it was
moving, if it was traveling toward or away from us? What in the end would that prove?
In time, the constellations will tumble into different constellations.
I want only to have you beside me, our bodies mingling without restriction,
without shame. For if love changes over time, the distant thunder remains – not as a
terrible reminder of paradise lost, but to spark our memories in the long and deep silences
into which we sometimes lapse.
I would rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how
not to dance.
- For Theresa
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Watching the Sun Set on a Summer’s Evening
with Two Survivors
He sat in his shirtsleeves in a chair at the edge of the garden, his back turned to
the party that overflowed onto the patio. Thin as a ghost, he wore a silk ascot and held a
cane in front of him with both hands. His wife sat next to him, hunched over by age,
shaking slightly, nodding her head as though she were agreeing with some unspoken,
absolute truth.
They'd come from the same village as my grandmother, who'd died years earlier.
They were my family's oldest friends. The party was a celebration of the Summer
Solstice, a gathering my mother held annually. I was alone that evening and it felt right
to keep the elderly couple company as the party went on around them. It was the
husband who'd suggested we take the seats on the edge of the patio to enjoy the first
"No," I replied. "She had to stay in the city for her work." I shouted the words,
"She is quite a girl," she said. "Very smart, very strong. Hold onto her, she is a
wonderful girl."
Her husband nodded his head in agreement. "A very nice girl."
"She reminds me of a girl from our village, Miriam. So very thin and her
complexion--like porcelain,” she said. "May she rest in peace." Her voice fell and her
accent became heavier as though the memory saddened her. "So beautiful..."
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Her husband put his hand on her arm. "My dear, you are upsetting our young
friend here."
She took my hand. Her hand was dry and warm and felt almost like crepe paper.
Her grip was surprisingly strong. "Much of the world died with Miriam," she said.
Her husband pretended to ignore her and stared out above the tops of the trees
"It is very peaceful here," he said, staring at the sun as it began to set beyond the
hills. His wife nodded her head silently, and the smell of the night dew began to rise
from the grass. "This is what we should remember, this." He nodded towards the stream,
A light breeze stirred through the trees. The sound of glasses clinking together in
a toast drifted over the patio from somewhere in the house. His wife shook her head
uncontrollably. "Be careful what you remember," she said. "You must not..." she started,
"I shall never forget this evening," her husband insisted. He inhaled deeply as
though he were leaning over a kettle of homemade soup, savoring the aroma. A smile
spread across his thin lips, and as he stretched his arm, the bluish numbers elongated into
a thin line that could have been mistaken for another vein.
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A Minimalist Love Story
"Today is a good day for this song," she says thinking of something long ago. It
is raining and cold, as though it were still mid-November instead of early May. Outside,
everything is green, extravagantly green; that is how much it has been raining. The
song on the stereo is a soulful ballad with a Spanish guitar line. The singer's voice is
rough, as though she has been crying. "Her voice sounds like rain," she says. "It's sad."
It is Sunday and they are lying on the living room floor, reading The New York
Times and drinking coffee. She'd gone out in the gray drizzle and bought the paper, as
he'd slept. They nibble on the dark squares of chocolate as they read the paper. He
finishes reading Arts and Leisure, she Travel, and they trade.
"Remember that apartment on Centre Avenue?" she asks, turning, laying the
He nods his head. "Yes, I remember," he says. "Joey and Ethan climbed through
the window from the fire escape, and we played guitars." Having finished the Travel
section, he folds it, and picks up another. "It seems like a thousand years ago," he says
She tries to remember what it was like a thousand years ago, when everything was
different, when they drank beer on Sunday in the park. She knows he has forgotten, and
it makes her sad, like the song. He puts the paper down and curls up against her. He is
warm.
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"Yes," he mumbles sleepily.
"Tell me."
"I remember how I felt when I thought I'd lost you," he says. She takes his hand
in hers, holding it to her heart, and decides to let him off the hook.
"I remember champagne picnics in the park at midnight," she says. "And every
fight we’ve ever had." She turns around to face him and inhales deeply, taking in the
"Sometimes it doesn't seem real," she says, but she isn't sure what she means. He
She turns over again and watches the rain roll down the window.
His breath is warm against her neck, and she listens to the beating of her heart.
The song fades, and another starts, less sad than the one before.
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