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You know not to forget her birthday and that her favoriteflowers are purple tuli ps. But you need the complete list. Pleaseuse it responsibly. Maxim, November 2005 100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headacheor cramp ing or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds,she s going to outlive you .99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unlesstheir legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble,she s trying to keep herse lf in line.98. No matter how much she reassures you, if you can t get a hard-onshe assumes you re not attracted to her.97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They wanther to be single with them and will encourage any ba d behavior asoften as possible.96. Jewelry. Now you always know what to get her for a last-minute gift.95. The sight of you in your socks and underwear is the b iggest turn offin the world.94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She d oesn t get along withother women because she s either bat-shit crazy or just plain m ean.93. Girls who say, I love sports! are lying. Girls who ask you what timethe ga me is on, without specifying which game they re talking about,are not.92. A random hookup is more likely to result in pregnancy, because awoman has more sex when she s most fertile.91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.90. Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it s their ca r.89. A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friends will ask where she gotit.

88. If I give you my number on Friday, Tuesday and Wednesday areyour best bets t o score a date. Monday is too desperate, Thursday istoo late. Claire, 27 87. Your female coworkers are obsessed with the fact that on averagethey receive less pay than male counterparts and the fact that theywork less overtime and get pregnant is irrelevant to the discussion.86. Laying a towel down over the wet sp ot is like putting your jacket overa mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.85. A recent study revealed that natural blondes could be extinct in 200years, so unl ess she s Norwegian, her towhead might be bottled.84. Sixteen percent of American men have been with a prostitute scientific proof most women are decent in bed.83. Women always want to believe what you re saying is true.82. What do women really w ant in bed? More blankets. They get colderthan men.81. The threesome is not abou t you; it s about the two girls. If you relucky enough to score one with your girlfr iend, enjoy sex with theother one because there s a good chance it ll end the relati onship.80. If women have an excuse to take a pill, they ll take it.79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you ve everhad.78. I hate when my boyfri end is sweaty and tries to lie down on top ofme or cuddle after I ve come. Wait fi ve minutes. Erin, 21 77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.76. She hates your Xb ox more than she lets on. Blow her off for somegaming and she ll soon stop wasting time on a dork like you.75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their menon a short leash.74. Girls who buy their men lap dances and preten d to enjoy it arekidding themselves. They re trying to keep him happy with somecon trolled freedom. Suzy, 31

73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every oneshe loves . If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't getlaid, you're one of the 10.72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men.Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weeklybasis gives them more practice.71. Women grow hairs in a lot of the same places that men do lowerabdomen , nipples we just get rid of them. Katie, 26 70. Unless they re lesbians, she won t approve of your hanging out withother girls. Even if they re ugly. And, really, even if they re lesbians.69. If you have somethin g to hide, she ll find it.68. Eighty-five: The number of males per 100 females in Gary, Indiana,lowest male-to-female ratio of any city with a population of 100,0 00-plus. The highest male-to-female ratio is in Salinas, California: 114males fo r every 100 females.67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you ll be friende d. 66. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonnapick a fi ght with you for no reason. Accept this as a running,inevitable theme and your r elationship will make a lot more sense.65. The most painless way to end an argum ent: Let her win.64. An online dating service s survey found that a woman s ideal ma nhas brown hair and blue eyes.63. In the U.S., 21 percent of women ages 18 to 59 hold out for theirhoneymoon.62. A British study claims a woman s chances of getti ng married drop by40 percent for every 16-point rise in her IQ. The same increas e in IQfor a man boosted his chances of getting married by 35 percent.61. When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you tooffer solutions.60. Women often cite manhandling of breasts as the biggest foreplayfaux pas.59. When I m dru nk, I can t come. Not even with a vibrator. Lauren, 35