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Ill-Prepared Communications Ministry Scrambles To Put Together November Edition of Wire
Ill-Prepared Communications Ministry Scrambles To Put Together November Edition of Wire
The Best Darn Regional Newspaper You Ever Ding Dang Saw, Jimmy
0 Cents a Pop Issue 1 NOVEMBER 2013 EDITION Published by the TNP Ministry of Communications
by Shyro, Small Worthless Correspondent and Definitely not Iro, the Best Minister of Communications this region's ever had. COMMUNICATIONS BUILDING, MAGICALITY CITY - You may think you've seen it all, folks. You might have seen Attorney Generals never touch a single bill, Court Justice elections result in a tie between an amazing civil servant and a member of the Regressive Party, Speakers gone insane with bureaucracy, and Lennart appointed as a Minister. (BOOM! Lennart slam! No official is safe.) But we here at the Wire guarantee you have never seen what's been happening in the past few weeks- besides the events listed above that happened in the past few weeks- and once exposed to the public it will shock you out of your mind. Ladies and Gentlemen, we here at the Wire have first-hand accounts of a power-crazy Iro running around doing everything he can to get a long-dead publication out by Friday . Our reporters have the whole account, exclusive to the Wire, which is in fact the long-dead publication that was resurrected for no reason other than public approval. "It was horrible," said an anonymous correspondent that was unreasonably put on a front page article despite the fact that he had never written professionally before. "He put us into a cage with only a keyboard and a hamster's water bottle, and if we weren't producing fast enough he told us that we had an aneurysm even though he didn't have access to out medical files." When asked about the quality of articles written with a force-feeding style, Iro had no comment. However, he jumped at the chance to comment about the fledgling Ministry's need for staff. Widening his eyes, he panted, "do you want a job? I'll give you a job, oh, yes. And I'll put it on the rooftops, and make you the king of the world, woohoo! Don't you want to be the king? Right. I'll put your stuff in every paper I've got, just COME WORK FOR ME." (cont'd, page 2)
Minister Iro screams at a foreign dignitary when she refuses to fill space in the Wire by writing a column - FILE PHOTO
A Smaller Headline
Shalom, friends, and congratulations upon making it to the second page of the new TNP Wire. As I begin my reign of terror, I want to establish a few things. First, for the new folks to TNP, the Wire has and always will be a satire. The first time I encountered the Onion- a popular reallife satire newspaper- a few years ago, I'd somehow heard from a friend offhand that it was a business newspaper. So you can imagine my surprise when the front page revealed that then-Senator Barack Obama had emigrated to China forever. If you somehow didn't catch that from the first page, then I aim to catch it for you here. We at the Comms Ministry are only semi-insane, and we do not cage our friends. Govindia was banned from the region a long time ago. Since I didn't get a chance to say it previously, I owe a great debt of thanks to McMasterdonia and the rest of the Cabinet for believing in me. I won't say it's been easy because I'm a dreamer with a lot of big dreams- dTNP is something that hasn't existed yet, but we're chugging along. And it might take my whole term, but I want the Wire up to its former glory, and preferably better. And I can't wait to get us there together. And I satired my desperation for staff in the previous article, but I really would love it if you'd help. These are big
Commissioners!
ON INFLUENCE
by Delegate McMasterdonia
Game created regions continue to be the most organic and every changing regions in Nationstates. The legitimacy and native "ownership" of the region is completely different to that of User Created regions. We have no founder to protect the region, the only owners of the region are those who are active at the time and have the ability to continue to exercise the wishes of their forum community or chosen system of government upon the region in-game. Some of the recent game changes will affect us significantly. The influence changes present some concerns for regions with democratic governance who wish to continue to protect their region and at the same time allow nations in the region to be relatively free to do as they wish. Putting it simply, it creates more work for us to maintain our security. Regional Officers provide an opportunity to counter this, but if it costs influence and the officers are not retained beyond a Delegate switch, it might not be worthwhile. Some believe that the authority of the in-game Delegate is the only thing to consider where GCR's are concerned. Delegates need to have the authority to exercise the executive power and to lead the regions government. Legitimacy should not be determined based on who the Delegate is alone, but the communities wishes and make up need to be considered to be important as well. For that reason, I don't accept the argument that the in-game authority of the Delegate should be the only test and I have concerns about how much power this influence change will give to Delegates who have been in the chair for 6 months. Is changing influence in Game Created Regions the solution to making gameplay more interesting? As I see it changes like this should be applied across the board. The changes to the census report won't be that significant while UCR regions continue to grow in influence. Instead we will see the old nations of 10ki and Europe at the top of those charts. It is my view that this change will not be much of a boost to gameplay. Regions will just have to be more controlled about influence growth and more cautious with who they elect to be their Delegate. Only time will tell.